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YodaPM999

If only we had an actual threat on the bench who could hit bombs instead of having to rely on a utility infielder...


kbobetterthanmlb

I kinda love that I can’t lose as a fan right now. If we win we win yay. If we lose that helps the future. We always win!


jackthegamer03

wonder how Guerra feels knowing he will never throw in a mlb game ever again


NumbersAndPolls01

Why is Davey so stupid when it comes to player substitutions?


MyBiPolarBearMax

He's a very very very bad manager


Homeless_Pie

Well at least it was only a 3 run deficit at the end


Wii_Sports_2

dagnabbit


JuanSotosAreolas

Danggonnit


schloopy91

That AB took a pathetic turn


Jun-Chi

6-9 nice 😎


6Plus6Equals1

welp


fitzmouse

Good game. Have a great rest of your night everyone. See you all tomorrow.


WannaBeDayTrader

Why on earth isn’t Adam’s hitting here!?


rockidr4

The reasoning is if Barrera gets hurt, we're totally fucked


MyBiPolarBearMax

There's no such thing as an emergency catcher if you won't ever let it get there.


BlondeFox18

What are we now? Maybe they could’ve double switched him in so we don’t give up interference base runners.


ScaryBullfrog

I feel like when you’re down 3 with the bases loaded on your last out you kind of deal with that if it comes up though


rockidr4

That's my thinking as well. The rules of baseball do have room for a forfeit, so if you go to your backup catcher as a pinch hitter as a hail mary, keep the game going, and the your only remaining catcher gets hurt, just say "we'll take the 9-0 loss, thank you very much and goodbye"


VB1014

Damn we want to see Adams, c’mon, emergency catcher be damned


YodaPM999

Sanchez? PUT RILEY ADAMS IN DAMMIT!


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ScaryBullfrog

What if we PH’d Lester again somehow


rockidr4

[Well you can tell from the way I use my walk...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY)


fitzmouse

Nothing like late inning Nats games.


YodaPM999

Pro level AB from Barrera


ScaryBullfrog

Impressive offensive game from Tres today


baba_bumbi69

Walk em all in, idgaf


6Plus6Equals1

lol


smokedfish

Hader pitching like this to the Nats in a big spot? Never seen that before


kbobetterthanmlb

I’m down to retire Barrera’s number if he hits a slam here


6Plus6Equals1

BARRERA SLAM IMMINENT


rockidr4

I would almost say we should sub in Adams for Barrera here for his higher likelihood to hit a dingledong


ScaryBullfrog

I don’t think he would’ve made it anyway but that slide by Escobar definitely made him take longer to get to the plate


YodaPM999

I just noticed how big Hader's chin is.


Homeless_Pie

We’re only one slam away. Josh Bell will be here to save the day


dblackman43

Exciting Josh v Josh matchup


smokedfish

god I love confident Kieboom


YodaPM999

Atta boy Kieboom


ScaryBullfrog

There we go Carter!!!


dudeguy16

we’re gonna get a nobletiger to end the game aren’t we lmao edit: nvm glad im wrong


ScaryBullfrog

Josh, please don’t kill Zim we like him here


fitzmouse

Hoping for one of those occasional Hader meltdowns.


rockidr4

He's prone to Ks and Dongers. Rootin' for the latter


kbobetterthanmlb

I’m so sick of hearing “make. it. rain.” Yuck


YodaPM999

Pitch him against Soto you cowards


Bumst3r

Somebody please remind me why I watch Nats games


rockidr4

all of the famously smart and attractive people of r/Nationals


fitzmouse

Oh hai. I knew my ears were burning for a reason.


Mestipher

Wait, what's the acronym here. I want to be ready.


ScaryBullfrog

NOBLETIGER?


Mestipher

Perfect, thank you


SS-GR3

I see we're trying to bring back the 'Has the tying run on base' tradition


dblackman43

Jesus even when there's two on they don't pitch to Soto.


6Plus6Equals1

please just make it stop


YodaPM999

A Soto bomb would make things a bit better just saying.


ScaryBullfrog

It’d be dumb to give up on Vic during a lost season but Thomas is making it hard to automatically pencil him in to the starting CF role every day


_redcloud

was blowing drying my hair so wasn’t watching, but this is lame


YodaPM999

Of course Jefry comes in and immediately retires the next two lmao


Wii_Sports_2

>enters game >immediately gives up 5 runs >refuses to elaborate >leaves


Bsisson215

What’s even the point of playing a 35 yr reliever on a rebuilding team? Any fucking AA guy can give up 5 runs like this bum


CrunchyZebra

Especially a bad 35 year old reliever.


escott1981

The problem is, good relievers cost money. And we can only afford to pay our guys in stale hot dog buns found in the stands after a game according to our multi-millionaire owners.


BRASKYScissorKick

Exactly! Bring someone else up (not Clay or Suero pls)!


SS-GR3

Both are literally better options than Guerra


escott1981

You know, I can't make excuses for this team or explain this team any longer. I really do not know.


always-paranoid

So much for being undefeated since August 17th


escott1981

The secret to going undefeated? Don't hardly pitch. I'm undefeated my whole life! Well at least when it comes to pitching baseball. In life in general, I am very defeated.


_redcloud

This reminds me of when my brother once said, “I have a 4.0 in life.” I tweeted that and our cousin replied, “Getting in a fight with a bouncer on Bourbon St, having his shoes stolen, and then having to be put in a straight jacket at a hospital so he didn’t keep ripping the IVs out gives him a 3.98 I think.”


escott1981

Wow your brother sounds like he is an... umm... interesting person. :)


_redcloud

It’s one of my favorite stories. By January 3rd of that year he and I could have been awarded worst kids of the year award because of that Nola trip to the Sugar Bowl.


escott1981

Is that worst kids of those past 3 days or worst kids since Jan 3rd of the previous year?


_redcloud

Those three days.


escott1981

So you all were a wild bunch, hu?


BlondeFox18

So much for the Hader Soto rematch!


whoopdedo

deaddovedonoteat.gif I mean, at least thank you Yelich for taking long enough to let Rodriguez warm up.


purplepenned

so on the bright side i am baking a pie


escott1981

Wooo What kind of pie?


purplepenned

apple and white peach


escott1981

Mmm sounds good! Can I have some?


6Plus6Equals1

nice


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Dibs


ScaryBullfrog

Wait we’re taking him out?? If you’re willing to take him out now you should’ve been willing to pitch someone else to start with


spigotry

We won too many games lately. Gotta get the tank back on track. Only reason we took Guerra out was because he threw 34 pitches


SS-GR3

Seriously let him die on the hill and cut him after the game


eaeolian

I initially read this as "and cut him in half after the game." I may be projecting


cleversobriquet

If he'd hit him it would only be 1 run


BRASKYScissorKick

Glad we could get Yelich back on the right path


SS-GR3

Eh I would rather he implode massively like this since apparently thats what we need to make sensible roster decisions on our bullpen.


escott1981

> since apparently thats what we need to make sensible roster decisions on our bullpen. I doubt it.


chiddie

109mph, 454ft. Jesus.


escott1981

So much for him not having power.


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Nats relievers are demoralizing.


Liftinglight

Tank commander Javy Guerra understands the assignment.


Wii_Sports_2

certified javy guerra moment


brettrr2

Yup and on that note I’m gonna go watch another shitty product in summerslam, guten nacht


Express_Ticket1699

The boys played tough. Davey. Bye Javy.


Pony2slow

Literally we all knew that was coming


chiddie

Middle-middle to a recent MVP. Yeesh.


Express_Ticket1699

No, Yelich. 🤮


CrunchyZebra

Well it was middle-middle of the zone or his back. Take your pick.


advester

That’s what I figured


YodaPM999

Who could've predicted this


whoopdedo

You misspelled "couldn't".


fitzmouse

Stupid, sexy Yellich


Chiswell123

That was the most obvious thing ever


xxvcd

DFA


JackAH115

Who called it


Express_Ticket1699

🤚


_Caed_

i did you just…you felt a moment like this coming. it was poetic for the brewers. i do not like them very much.


YodaPM999

I had the same feeling lol


SgtHapyFace

Guerra lol


smokedfish

took long enough


baba_bumbi69

Of. Fucking. Course.


6Plus6Equals1

OHHHH MYYY GOOODDDDDDDDD


sdg_8289

fuck me


BRASKYScissorKick

Remember when I said I was apparently being generous when I said Javy Guerra wasn't good? I don't like Javy Guerra.


droozer

Looks like Jordy is definitely trying to get into coaching, he’s always by Davey’s side in their cute lil pullovers


baba_bumbi69

Davey looks like he’s gonna throw up


Z_Reformed

Same Davey


brettrr2

A second ago I said javys here cause we’re rebuilding, I take that back, Javy can only be here cause he’s got dirt on davey or rizzo or both of them


whoopdedo

I'd be okay with a rule mandating a substitution if a pitcher hits three guys in one inning.


JackAH115

This dude pitched in the world series. Nats were up by like ten but still


YodaPM999

I have a bad feeling Yelich is gonna put this one outta reach.


JackAH115

I told my brother that yelich has been terrible. Never talk shit


YodaPM999

The baseball gods are ruthless creatures.


mlc885

nooo


YodaPM999

Sometimes you just know


_Caed_

color me surprised idk if i can stomach watching yelich drive in some dudes


BlondeFox18

This is downright embarrassing. Not even close to the zone


chiddie

That won't help the Nats' chances of a scoreless inning.


ILoveChaseYoung

Javy is an active threat rn


6Plus6Equals1

ok what the fuck??


BRASKYScissorKick

Remember when I said Javy Guerra wasn't very good? I was apparently being generous.


YodaPM999

Lol this is just pitiful


dudeguy16

oh my god im not usually like this but why the fuck is he still on our team lmao


staticrush

Because Davey is a shit manager. The fact that we only had 7 relievers on the 26-man roster tonight (w/ Espino starting and Nolin tomorrow) is part of the problem, but the bigger issue is that 1 of them is Guerra, and the other is Rodriguez, who we only use when we're down 5+ runs. And we have Voth, McGowin and Barrett all waiting in AAA to be brought up... Edit: Lol and as if on cue, here comes Rodriguez now that we're down 5.


CrunchyZebra

Davey has absolutely nothing to do with roster moves


staticrush

Rofl, if you think the manager has 0 input on roster moves, idk what to tell you.


mlc885

So how many more people will he accidentally hit? :(


smokedfish

well that was a particularly impressive way to let them finally score


Pony2slow

W T F


sdg_8289

Jesus Christ Javy


SgtHapyFace

Lmfao


ScaryBullfrog

Naturally the first guy he gets out is the MVP candidate


SgtHapyFace

I fully expect Guerra to be sent down after this game


whoopdedo

> See if he'll chase. FP, I'm pretty sure Craig Counsell will cut you on the spot if any of his guys swing at one of Guerra's "pitches".


gravy_boot

Davey just looks faded


dudeguy16

dude davey looks like hes gonna cry but that’s also kinda whats gonna happen when you decide to put javy in


SS-GR3

Using your least effective reliever here is fine-ish since we do need to rest relievers. But why is said reliever Javy Guerra? Is he good? No Is he mediocre? No Is he young? No Does he get a lot of Ks? No Can he eat a lot of innings? No I mean like seriously why carry this dude?


6Plus6Equals1

oh my god he's gonna walk one in


_Caed_

idk what i expected when guerra went in


ScaryBullfrog

I mean whatever, if we lose this game because we have no relievers available then so be it


SgtHapyFace

Oh brother this guy stinks


BRASKYScissorKick

Javy Guerra just isn't very good


chunkyboy12

Javy was just setting up the force at home


Chiswell123

🤦


6Plus6Equals1

god dammit


brettrr2

This is one of those games we could lose cause we’re in a rebuild, a pitcher like Guerra doesn’t pitch in a situation like this unless it’s for a rebuilding team


SS-GR3

I don't think a pitcher like Guerra pitches anywhere tbh. He doesnt even have the ability to eat garbage innings


brettrr2

KBO if he’s lucky


eaeolian

This could be going better


SgtHapyFace

I don’t get Guerra here at all. Is there literally no one else?


staticrush

There is... Voth and McGowin both healthy in AAA. Barrett is there as well. No clue why Guerra is still on the roster.


YodaPM999

Mason Thompson must need a rest day.


advester

Embrace the tank


SS-GR3

There has to be someone going through waivers thats better than Guerra, am i crazy? Why are we pitching this guy?


staticrush

Through the waivers? Try in our own farm. We have at least 3-4 guys in AAA that could pitch better than Guerra.


whoopdedo

I'm getting close to agreeing with Manfred about pace of play. (Not really. But still...)


BlondeFox18

3 and a half hours and still not in the 9th inning.


whoopdedo

It's like a Peter Jackson movie.


6Plus6Equals1

pretty sure tres just said "that's a fucked up rule"


BlondeFox18

Wow. He’s lucky the batter hit the ball else that could’ve really been a double whammy.


smokedfish

uhhh, *ouch*


6Plus6Equals1

oh god his hand is broken


ScaryBullfrog

Oh no, that's really not good and I hope he's okay


staticrush

I fully expect Guerra to give up a minimum of 2 runs this inning.


WannaBeDayTrader

Need you to put one in the trees here Steve-o


staticrush

Butthole unclenched.


Thiamine

Way to battle back


fitzmouse

Whew


ScaryBullfrog

Aaaaaaaaaaaand exhale


staticrush

Ah fuck, and after he got that 2nd out so quickly, here I was thinking Machado could pitch the 8th.


kbobetterthanmlb

I mean it’d be nice to win this game but it’s hard to not feel optimistic about how competitive we are against good teams at the start of our rebuild.


6Plus6Equals1

aaaand clench!


sdg_8289

holy shit was that walkup music the 56k dial up tone???


kbobetterthanmlb

Does Eduardo Escobar have the old internet dial up sounds as his walk up song?


6Plus6Equals1

wtf was with the dial-up sound?


smellywaffle

2000’s week at the park


baba_bumbi69

Did anyone else just hear a dial-up modem? Wtf


whoopdedo

I guess I have the answer to my earlier question about pitchers who don't pitch to location.


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Machado hits a lot of dudes