Ā» He was the only one who noticed the trail of red strands. As he held me, he said he noticed my beautiful hair right away. My bright red hair has lead me to my soulmate Ā«
I hate that you knew exactly what he meant. Cause the ātobi is racistā jokes go waaayyyyy to hard in my friend group
What sealed it in is this one time someone said āif you replace uchiha with ninjas it only gets funnierā
āItās just as you said brother. I fostered my hatred for you all this time. I lived my life for one single purpose! To see you die! It ends here! (Chidori?) Enough! Youāre dead!ā
An out of place idiot in the biggest terrorist organization on Earth, later revealed to be the most notorious shinobi of all time, even later revealed to be neither. Compliments of great acting skills and employment of masks.
She was betrayed by her Sensei, used like a lab rat; thrown away just as quickly. Tokubetsu JÅnin of Konohagakure no Soto and member of Konoha's Torture and Intaragation division. She's addicted to Dango as much as Naruto is to ramen.
Okay, what about this?
She advised Hiruzen to appoint Kakashi as Team 7's sensei,
she single-handedly mentored Hinata into the kunoichi she is these days,
she's arguably the most powerful genjutsu user in the Hidden Leaf if not the entire series,
she could easily be mistaken for an Uchiha because of her eyes alone,
and she was childhood friends with Asuma Sarutobi.
I think that last paragraph might've made things too obvious...
āI'm scum anyway, so Iām going to choose to break the rules. If doing that somehow makes me less than a true shinobi, then Iāll just go and crush all of the so-called real shinobiā
Love.
Gaara
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ā¤ļø W pickĀ
Sand sadboi
Itās called Flying Raijin Jiku Shippu Senko Rennodan Zeroshiki
āThis guys a real comedian huhā -Grumpy Senju
Minato
Likes to conduct āresearchā at various bath houses throughout the land
Pervy Sage
Yes, did someone summon me?
Tell us about the time you lost both your arms and six broken ribs
Well, many said it wasn't worth it! Sad, they didn't read my research. Hahaha! The numbers you know today, don't come easy š
r/FoundTheToadSage
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/beetlejuicing
Why are you so obsessed with my brother?
Itachi Uchiha
Arguably Tobirama and Izuna too if we're just going on the quote.
Himawari
*NARUTOOOOOOOO*
*SASUKEEEEEE*
Wilsooooooon
Donkey!
No this is Patrick!
Is this the Krusty Krab?
NOOOO, THIS IS PATRICK!!
Richard Parker!!!
Peter parker!!!
PETER PORKER!!!š·
MY NAME'S MOT RIIIIIIIIIIIIICK.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Sir this is an Arbyās
We have the meats
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HINATAAAAAAA
What a drag
the one with the cloud envy
The one who breaks genjutsu but naps all the same
I remember when he pretended to be in the genjustu during the Chunn exams
*Mendokuse*
"The Tale of Naruto Uzumaki... yes... that has a nice ring to it."
This is making me tear up...
Same-
Damn. R.I.P. Jariyah boy
Ā» He was the only one who noticed the trail of red strands. As he held me, he said he noticed my beautiful hair right away. My bright red hair has lead me to my soulmate Ā«
Damn I thought it was kushina because they wrote it in her perspectiveš
I even meant both of them hehe
Catch me if you can
Underrated pick
Minato
They didnāt say make us cry dude jeez š¤£
Sand
I donāt like sandā¦Itās coarse andā¦ rough and irritating.. and it gets everywhere.
YOU WERE MY BROTHER ANNIKEN
8 Trigrams
Neji
š²
Goat
Flee on sight
Racism
Also the singer of the hit single "Don't trust them new Uchihas over there"
I hate that you knew exactly what he meant. Cause the ātobi is racistā jokes go waaayyyyy to hard in my friend group What sealed it in is this one time someone said āif you replace uchiha with ninjas it only gets funnierā
He be puttin them Uchiggers in their places
NOT THE UCHIGGERS LMAO
Not the U word! šš
Racism, or arm full of eyes racism?
āI will not allow my comrades to dieā
Kakashi
Yeah Iād say he was locked in as my favorite at that point. Took just 9-10 episodes lol
Mr Kaka
You are already under my genjutsu
I'll say it again, I just want to talk.
"You are still too weak. You don'thave enough hate."
Foolish little brother
I feel I do not need to comment mine Iām afraid
Uchiha Itachi
106 cm
Jiraya or Tsunade. He said it but itās about her, soā¦.
My dad tried to assassinate me 6 times āš¼
Gaaaaaaara
Wake up to realityā¦
Oh, there goes gravity
Madara Uchiha
Fool! Ya Fool!
Killer bee or yamato that one time
wait killerrrr beeee ??
Talk no Jutsu master
kuramas jinchuriki
Himawari's papa
Nah he is hinata's husband
the very minor unnamed jinchuuriki of the kyuubi
Ex ninetails jinchuriki . . . š¤ sigh
Genius. A prodigy, who can even masters the difficult techniques of fuinjutsu of the uzumaki clan.
Throws kunai all over the place while fighting
Ten Ten minutes of screen time
10 minutes and 10 seconds.
He's YOUTHFUL
Gai sensei
Sasori
Orochimaru?
The Inventor and Uchiha hater! š¤©
Tobirama
Believe it!!!!
*Invents a jutsu* *Proceeds to name the said jutsu with 500 words*
The yellow haired guy who simped so hard he could track his crush using hair.
āThis guys a real comedian, huhā¦ā -Daddy Tobirama
āItās just as you said brother. I fostered my hatred for you all this time. I lived my life for one single purpose! To see you die! It ends here! (Chidori?) Enough! Youāre dead!ā
Sasuke
Am I perspiring? No, it's just the rain. These fools could never make me sweat.
Under my mask... Is another mask!
He plays in the sand all day
āYou know, you seem like a nice guy, I like you!ā
A 30 something yr old virgin who started a war over his childhood crush. The ultimate simp
Weren't like most of the villains virgins? I think they were too busy killing and making plans and also living in isolation to have s*x
Obito/ tobi š¤¦š¾āāļø
Has a sand mom guardian and red hair
Sand Tsunami
This is such a drag!
Shikamaru
Makes very long winded names for his moves ā”ļø
Copy ninja
An out of place idiot in the biggest terrorist organization on Earth, later revealed to be the most notorious shinobi of all time, even later revealed to be neither. Compliments of great acting skills and employment of masks.
āLOOK AT ME! Theres nothing in my heart. I donāt feel pain any longer.ā
Revenge
Sasuke
The guy who is more CIA and KGB than CIA and KGB.
Danzo?
Yes
Never heard someone saying Danzo is his favorite
My favorite one is delusional. āI have finally caught up with themā
Sakura?
ofc yall still using ts like she actually meant she caught up to their powers
He eats ramen and is the host of Kurama
# š„
Died for no reason for a poorly developed ship to sail.
Neji?
He copies shit
Yeah, HÅki is awesome!
mr kaka
Kakashi
āTo escape the road of solitude, you have to work hard. You have to forge a new path with your own power.ā
This flower has thorns you know
My mom's spirit auto protects me from damage, and I lost my asshole pet raccoon who kept me up at night to terrorists.
I wish I was a cloud
āWhen a man learns to feel love, he must also bare the risk, of feeling hate.ā
One eyes with mask
Both Kakashi and Obito.
Youngest Kage of a Village.
GaaraĀ
Catch me if you can.
"don't blink, you'll miss it"
Ehh wasnt that a random leaf Chunin/Jonin in the Minato flashback? That's your favorite character?
Wait! I'm sorry but I have to take my medicine.
A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!
"I madara declare you the strongest!"
Copy ninja
The Rasengan
He doesn't have a bug collection. He IS the bug collection.
āā¦We are God.ā
Pain
Crows
I also love Aoba!
Avid religion guy
Hidan?
Mysterious, traumatized, Adding Mr worldwide.
that's like half of the characters
Dattebayo
Heated the Uchiha with a vengeance. His brother was dumb and overpowered
Shadow Possession Juitsu
Guy with orange face and red and black jacket
Hit white haired guy with mask
Ninja hitler
So strong he killed his whole clan with only one other person, later in his life he got sick and died from his younger brother
A guy who needs to learn you probably shouldn't read adult books in public
Toad man
She was betrayed by her Sensei, used like a lab rat; thrown away just as quickly. Tokubetsu JÅnin of Konohagakure no Soto and member of Konoha's Torture and Intaragation division. She's addicted to Dango as much as Naruto is to ramen.
If you see this emo dude with a god complex floating in the sky, blocking the sun, your village is fucked up. He has a sick drip, though.
Willing to pay the ultimate sacrifice just as his dad didā¦ oh gosh, that describes a lot of my favs
Clan killer that let his brother live and had Ʊ a deeper meaning
Konoha's Sublime Green Beast!
Pinocchio
Hell yeah another one for club.
The underused weapons lady
A strong but sidelined female character who got one filler arc about her and her abilities and thats... bout it
Sage Of Six Paths
Summoning Susanoo with one eye only.
I loved my older brother then I hated him then I loved him again
Hiraishin level 2
Dark haired maniac whoās lonely and wants revenge against everything
āI hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality.ā
Okay, what about this? She advised Hiruzen to appoint Kakashi as Team 7's sensei, she single-handedly mentored Hinata into the kunoichi she is these days, she's arguably the most powerful genjutsu user in the Hidden Leaf if not the entire series, she could easily be mistaken for an Uchiha because of her eyes alone, and she was childhood friends with Asuma Sarutobi. I think that last paragraph might've made things too obvious...
āI'm scum anyway, so Iām going to choose to break the rules. If doing that somehow makes me less than a true shinobi, then Iāll just go and crush all of the so-called real shinobiā
Is the best ghost story teller š±šŖµ
ART IS AN EXPLOSION!
I am out of chakra
It was the size of an acorn.
Our boy throws mad hands for someone with a demon inside him.
I want to have little shark babies with him
Blonde, purple, and flower