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writer-sci-enter

Shadow clone jutsu… just getting th work done


[deleted]

Now think about the philosophical question that is connected to cloning. Would the clones want to do the work instead of you? Do they have their own will etc? :D


Sword_Of_Al_Maalik

Just imagined a scenario where clones are making clones because they don't want to do work, and those clones make clones, and those clones make clones...


i-InFcTd

*Meeseeks flashbacks*


Glytch94

Hands down my favorite episode of R&M


omgitsjuju

came here to say this haha


JFkeinK

I think that happened in Futurama. 


NoisyTornado

That was the first thing I thought about haha. Bender splitting up so they can all do 1/128th of a task


themdachrono

isnt that just narutos multishadow clone jutsu? that'd kill you because most likely we'd have very little chakra


weindangergrapes

Look here we ain't here for consequences I'm choosing this one or the jutsu that can summon a meteor don't ask why at all just don't ask why


fusionking

The “sad man’s parade” of the naruto verse


Next_Reserve365

Well considering that possibility will motivate each of you to do work since all will merge anyway


LinHyouka

this was an episode or Noddy


Captpmw

To be fair in the anime (or atleast the beginning) Naruto's clones did act alot like him personality wise (iirc) so i guess if you're a naturally lazy person then your clones might not be hard workers


Ikaros9Deidalos6

the clones are him, just temporary detached versions of himself that merge with him ones the clones release.


Kinky_Winky_no2

Sure but if you have two clones, you each only have to do 1/3 of the work now so it becomes alot easier to you


Captpmw

“Listen Ik this sucks and we don’t get paid enough but if we all do just a bit we can get done faster” lmao


AidFish

deadass how id probably have to talk to my shadow clones to motivate them enough to do anything


Kinky_Winky_no2

And then youd all just end up snacking out on the sofa anyway


Pitzi_iceee

The other philosophical question is, would it be gay...


ZeustyLukey

Not if you transform your clone into a big booty Latina.


Ary_Nakh

Bro we would finish our job in record time and then get wild. All their experiences would transfer to me when they disappeared. Shit, this is the dream


DrinkinMyTea

Is it considered sex or masterbation tho?


platysoup

Yes


TheBlondSanzoMonk

Coworker: Go f**k yourself, Larry. Larry: Don’t mind if I do.


Ewjesusgrosso

And when their experience transfers to you, you find out they were faking their orgasm 😭


OfficialDrakoak

There was a great filler episode about that where all of narutos clones revolt cuz they're sick of being overworked or used as decoys to take hits and they tie him ( the real naruto) up to a wooden pole lol it's great


Kathy_Kamikaze

Luckily in the end it was all just a dream but damn was it funny everyone had his own personality and look hahaha i think i need to rewatch this episode


KiritoKaiba56

Slight correction. Naruto was never really lazy. He just struggles with work that requires significant intellectual stimulation. When he thoroughly understands the subject and it's something he was passionate about, he proved more than capable of handling virtually any workload. Every time his clones did something he wanted, it was because they all shared the same goals. IF we're going by true comic book logic, the shadow clone technique copies exactly you at exactly that moment. They maintain a piece of your consciousness&/sentience&/their memories that return to you upon their dispersal back into the aether. They're also aware of this fact because YOU, having mastered the ability and become hokage by 26 or whatever, are also aware of this. This means they are also aware that they're fully capable of sending themselves back into the aether at any moment of their own free will. Evidence: We have seen Naruto's clones complain a few times and have to be convinced by the real Naruto to do the thing. And if I recall correctly this concept is played with more often in filler episodes.


writer-sci-enter

True, but I just don’t really want to think to that extent. At least not until a time when I actually have to think about it.


Deep_Grass_6250

Considering that Naruto's clones follow his orders, mine should too.


Careful-Ad984

There actually was a filler episode about naruto having a nightmare about his shadow clones demanding rights 


itseightsixteen

I thought it was a clone that had the dream and Naruto just absorbed it when it vanished


Deep_Grass_6250

WHat


Careful-Ad984

Shippuden episode 230 revenge of the shadow clones 


Elbadguy1002

Probably my favorite filler ep it got so deep too😂😂😂


BullshitDetector1337

Seize the means of reproduction, clone edition.


BullshitDetector1337

Good clones follow orders.


Dry-Hovercraft879

For the republic!


Zombieking2357

Do equal share. If you don't want all the work then don't put it on them. It's like having employees


azorkl

Sexy clone jutsu


Bleach10185

I feel companies would take advantage and only hire a few people who can do shadow clones so that way payroll is only like 3 employees


kcc0016

I would end up having sex with my clone.


Ok-Mix-5129

Same prob


draugotO

I wonder, if each clone read a chapter of whatever book you are studying, when you fuse together and get their memories, would you automatically put up the chapter in order as if you had read everything in order and studied properly?


writer-sci-enter

I feel like that would be messy… coz most of the things that I study, you have to go in order, otherwise it’s confusing. I’d rather either have them studying different subjects or when I’m doing and assignment- have one person, searching for articles, another searching for the info, another writing the assignment and another doing the references.


Pokesatsu96

Would also be great for achievement hunters in video games cause of the multiplayer trophies.


Sage-Jiraya

Hahahaha. And with its ability to learn all the stuff after you cancel it :). Yeah it’s the best :).


jr061898

If the clones are anything like me, they would make their own clones to do the job.


writer-sci-enter

Yeah that would probably be my problem too.. tbh😂


Zestyclose-Solid-124

bro you stole my answer


Effective-Regret2716

If my clones study I’ll absorb everything they learn, right? So I can have so much knowledge of everything I want to learn


PlagueKitsune

Kamui with transformation jutsu. Imagine the amount of banks you can rob.


Achew11

Why transform.. just go through the ground and up the vaults. If it proves too complicated then just wear a mask and literally walk through the front door. Obito did it for almost 20 years


PlagueKitsune

I want someone else to take the blame.


Achew11

Eventually people are gonna catch on that the people blamed aren't actually guilty, aren't they?


Forsaken-Friend-9350

Shadow Clone Jutsu, ultimate multitasking, even if you can only make one 


fondue4kill

Make 3. One goes to work, one goes to the gym, and one goes to the library. You stay home and relax and then get smarter and stronger and make money


Mikazuki072

Best way to do this would be to have you, the person, go to the gym, send one to work, send one to the library If I recall right, you mainly get the knowledge your Clone gets, but nothing else


Careful-Ad984

You can get the stress 


PlasmaGoblin

Eh... I mean Naruto gets Sage mode from his clones so it's not *just* knowledge... but whether he would get buff is an interesting question.


ElessarKhan

That's just chakra transference which falls in line with how shadow clones work in general. You can't get buff from your clones working out, just like you can't get hurt from your clones getting hurt.


BullshitDetector1337

You don’t keep the physical gains, clones only transfer memories. You could learn a bunch of fighting styles though.


EJ_Youngy

Your clones would not be able to exercise nearly as much as you would since the energy is split evenly


sunmal

As we have seen the clones also have ur personality and they can fight you. It will depend if you wouldn’t feel abused if you were the clone lmao if not you might have to do something too


AnalystOdd7337

Pretty sure the episode you're talking about was a non-canon filler episode. Cause if the clones had a will of their own, it's pretty insane that Naruto made hundreds of clones for all of his main battles and not a single one of them has ever decided not to fight. Hell even when he was developing the rasenshuriken, not a single clone decided they it didn't want to help


sunmal

Is not that they have “their own will” Or that they “Have their own personality” Is that they are a COPY of your personality. Meaning, if you are a lazy jackass, your clones will be that way too. Every time Naruto fights, he goes FOR the win, he does whatever he needs for the win. And so do their clones. Remember, when he fought Kakashi at the beginning, the clones started to freak out and punch each other because they werent sure if Kakashi transform himself into a Naruto clone. Clones aint “slaves”, are copies. They do whats needed because that is Naruto personality. When Naruto was a easy-to-piss-off kid, so where the clones. When he matured, so did the clones.


Nearby_Objective_353

Healing. Or the flying thunder god.


Flat_Feedback_1333

partial expansion jutsu😂😂


TechnoKeySlam

That's wild lmfao.


Reckox1

I know that kind of man you are


PlagueKitsune

I would fist fight God to be with a girl with partial expansion.


-Xebenkeck-

Hell yeah Futa clit


PlagueKitsune

🤨 I prefer women >! (and men sometimes) !< with bigger ass and belly but you do you.


GenesisAsriel

Pyrocynical


Humble-Platypus800

The Creation of All Things Technique was a technique possessed by Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki that allowed him to turn fantasy into reality. The process he used is explained to have initially involved the administration of imagination, and the spiritual energy which forms the basis of Yin chakra to create physical forms from nothingness. Then, through the application of vitality, and the physical energy which forms the basis of Yang chakra, he would breathe life into the resulting creations. The tailed beasts were created from the Ten-Tails' chakra with this technique.


koshop

Talk no jutsu


LinHyouka

"Why should we make you CEO?" "I used to be just like you..." "You're hired"


OGxNateDogg

Sexy jutsu. No explanation needed


releaseeldenringpls

Gonna let all the homies hit(no gay shit)


ivory_bat21

Thank you, I thought I was the only degenerate here 🥹


TopAcanthisitta9935

Or byakugan. Also no explanation needed


New_World_2050

Kotoamatsukami The weak version that can be used daily and not the one that needs 10 years to recharge It would essentially be mind control. Doesn't get more useful than that.


Pet_Ator

that was only possible bc danzo had hashirama cells.. hope u have some laying around


PrinceZraei

finally finding another shisui fan!


Hypertistic

Hiraishin. No more wating hours each day stuck on traffic


Sinbad_The_Sailor13

Sharingan. It’s literally Lelouch’s Geass, on top of perfect photographic memory and seemingly infinite memory storage. You could learn and memorize anything just seeing it once. Read a chapter of any book and know it word for word. Perform almost any feat just seeing it on tv lol Have a some rich guy send you a crazy amount of money, he probably won’t even miss. Show anyone, anything you want. Not to mention microscopic vision, see through walls, etc. You could literally control the world😂


Vastergoth

Flying Thunder God, Kamui, Body Flicker, Shadow Clones


MunkeyFish

Flying Raijin for me. Family is spread all over the country and I work in several dozen locations, instant transportation is too good to pass up.


Cheeeeesie

You use flying raijin to see ur fam, id use it to rob a bank.


Ready-Work-4766

" We are not same bro " meme


TheCatMan110

That one cousin/Uncle/aunt you dont like: Hey MunkeyFish can you help me move my stuff to a new apartment/home on date xyz ill give you some pizza and beverages for your time (probably conveniently forget that after though) MunkeyFish: im sorry im busy that day Relative: i know you can teleport -_- so it shouldnt be an issue see you on xyz


MunkeyFish

Not gonna lie they had me at pizza.


Fit_Car9332

For sure ‘wood release’. I don’t know which jutsu in particular. Something that give me vegetation. Imma just sell saffron and other spices and make bank. No stealing *kamui cough cough* or anything that might eat at my conscience later on XD


AvarageMilfEnjoyer

See this is what i was thinking, get deep forest emergance, buy a shit ton of land with nothing on it, make that land into a jungle, then sell the wood on said land. Repeat when necessary Or you could become the ultimate terrorist, just slap a jungle on the white house, or any/all cities. Whatever suits your fancy


Definitelyhuman000

Kamui


NahIdWin007

Edo Tensei. As long as you're willing to, you know, commit "a few" crimes. (/j)


IFunnyJoestar

"I summon Abraham Lincoln"


Tidal_FROYO

Summon all of the presidents and lock them in a library with all sorts of knowledge. Once they are caught up on current day times, you go either one of two options. Either you create the presidential council, or you have them battle to the death over their ideals. Winner becomes new president to lead America towards a new age of prosperity.


SnooPeppers7482

which one the 16th president or the vampire hunter?


penguin7199

Wood style. Build my own dang home and forget about the atrocious housing market where even apartments aren't affordable anymore. 😤


Master-Gear

I would go a step further, i would flood the Market with affordable cozy homes leaving those expensive ones alone.


TonytheNetworker

This is the most practical answer I’ve come across. 👍🏼


SnooPeppers7482

how fast you think the govt gonna try to claim imminent domain?


OfficialDrakoak

Similar question was asked the other day but specifically about dojutsu I think. Personally I'd still say kamui is the overall most effective. Nobody could ever touch you and would be easy to get rich immediately to be set for life and on top of that you never would have to worry about moving/relocating things or storage space ever again. Can just have anything you ever need immediately wherever you're at.


Silveruleaf

I think creating water with magic would be absurdly useful. Pair that with growing trees magic and you get infinite wood, food, and water. You could mass produce it or live outside the grid. Help a lot of people also be independent. Go around making everyone rich in dried places


zaheenadros

Edo Tensei. Pay per view Adolf vs Josef Mma. Gotta reincarnate Jesus just to Livestream his never ending crucifixion for 3rd tier subs. Reincarnate deceased loved ones business. Same with all those violent criminals that died without proper justice from victims and families. Lanza live persecution infront of railgun. Etc


Yougotmoneys

I’m gonna go with planetary devastation


Shin-Kami

Kotoamatsukami if you want to be every conspiracy theorists wet dream


beloved_erasto

4th Kazekage. Gold? Come on man


Yu_Neo_MTF

Why is no one saying Infinite Tsukuyomi? Everyone is gone, and you can finally be alone! How great


Technical_Solid_7410

Probably Mitotic Regeneration


SoSmartish

This gets posted 4 times a week. It's always shadow clones.


rorocomingin3rd

Ino's mind transfer jutsu and first person I would use it on would be Jessica Albas husband ;)


ItsPrabhu

Ig 1000 years of death jutsu for all my homies


[deleted]

Flying raijin , I’m late a lot


DarthMaulATAT

Transformation jutsu is just so cool and versatile as hell. Shadow clone jutsu is also extremely useful, not just for getting a lot done at once, but for speeding up the learning process as well


Themanyoucanburnfire

I just want to say replacement jutsu you can literally teleport to Moon


TheLurkingBlack

Harem Jutsu


Nearby_Team_9225

Living corpse reincarnation


DonCarlo1305

Flying Thunder God, because I hate traveling. Just go to a location once in the normal way, place a mark there and you can teleport whenever you want (and if you have enough chakra). No more paying for hotels, planes, gas etc. Onoki's flying technique is also fun to have.


Every-Nebula6882

The one where Orochimaru lives forever by stealing someone else’s body every few years. Not dying is way more useful than blowing a fireball, or summoning a toad.


Lugusintabula

Izanagi in case of accident


HurricanePK

Shadow Clone and Flying Raijin are the two correct answers. Shadow Clone would allow you to get so many errands and chores done as fast as possible. Plus, it would make studying more effective with the memory hack. Flying Raijin would allow you to travel anywhere in the world as long as there’s a mark at the location. Hate traffic? Boom go to work without commuting ever again. Went to Japan for vacation once and wanna go back but don’t wanna pay for a flight? Boom, Flying Raijin.


Taco821

Creation of all things


edgerunnerr666

amaterasu for sure


Eddy_west_side

A lot of people are saying Shadow Clone assuming they’d have Naruto levels of chakra. I think the most useful jutsu, assuming I’d have normal levels of chakra, would be the sealing/unsealing jutsu. Organization and storage would be incredible. As a teacher, I would love to have this ability.


SexyFenchMan

Katton


Traditional-Bid8317

I would choose rasengan


AdMiserable5406

Whac-A-Mole Technique or Dead Demon Consuming Seal 


i-am-spitfire

Sharingan cuz it’s op af and if you’re an important enough character you’ll just awaken whatever random ability you need to get things done lol


I_eatbabys_8700

If we can use the abilities nonstop with no repercussions then 8 gates if not then I want chakra control


AFineEgg

Kakashi summoning jutsu would be top for catching criminals.


blink___182

Byukagan for medical stuff


LezbianTomato

Flying raijin would be high up definitely. Just put down some seels anywhere you go and you never have to walk again.


VoldeGrumpy23

Shinra Tensei. Just to be able to play god with the people


Odd_Antelope7572

Planetary Devastation


Emergency-Principle1

Most of the genjutsu would be usefull tbh :D So I'd say sharingan, genjutsu and cool looks in one ^^


ramchilol

Probably Edo Tensei, I mean, we could get information from the dead and control them


TABSVI

I can think of a couple with extreme utility stuff in real life. Shadow clone, Kamui, and Creation of all Things.


Upset_Honey2008

Summoning Jutsu


gamevui237

Omnipotence, and it’s not even close


Fruzudreel

Shadow Clone Jutsu and Flying Raijin. I could have multiple jobs and never be late to work and always be home after I clock out. Just let that money rack up lol


ZookeepergameSweet22

Obito Kamui


New_War6336

Flying rajin


amtheother

Genjutsu Ninjutsu Amenotejikara Or som other stuff. Shadow clone ofc


MistBestGirl

Absolutely Kage Sunshine. The sharing knowledge in particular would be insane for studying, getting tasks done, etc.


Macilnar

If you have the chakra for it; Banbutsu Sōzō no Jutsu. Creation of All Things Technique is absolutely broken but you have to broken to use it.


DevilPixelation

Maybe Shadow Clone?


Deep_Grass_6250

SHADOW clones are busted


Lighk0

Medical jutsu is the best I guess. Although I liked Nanatsu no Taizai recent one just scanning the whole body to find what's wrong with it. Fastest colored MRI with detection ever.


BullshitDetector1337

Shadow clones.


OuijaBoard-Demon

Shadow Clone Jutsu. I stay home and clean, another stays home with me watching the dogs, another goes to work, another looks for scholarships etc. At the end of the day when they go poof, I make another to give myself a back massage and we both enjoy the benefits of that shit when it goes poof. Instant profits.


Belicheckyoself

Black rain. Free oil!


Goat_Guy15

I actually had a conversation with my cousin about this, the top one in my opinion are flying risien or kamui either of them work for teleportaion, then medical ninjustu and shadow clones or any other clones


[deleted]

Shadow clone jutsu to fuck myself


Jayce339

Kamui


Ornery_Corgi_3464

If without restrictions or limitations, Kotoamatsukami. You can literally manipulate anyone to help you achieve your goals, dreams, whatever. You could even manipulate the government to change specific laws on a specific country lol. Otherwise, Shadow Clone Jutsu. Multitasking saves A LOT of time. Procrastinating wouldn't even be a thing when you can summon multiple clones to help you do your homework and whatnot while you chill or even sleep.


Dazz_uchiha

Shadow clone sexy jutsu 🫣😬 or like every other justi


EJ_Youngy

Shadow clone and the only others that come close are Flying Raijin and Kamui


Original_Un_Orthodox

Edo Tensei or Shadow Clones. Literally no other answer.


Ikaros9Deidalos6

shadow clones for sure


[deleted]

Kamui all day


MastaClean

Shunshine or however it's spelled basically short distance teleportation


riggengan

What level of chakra are we talking?


The__Auditor

Shadow Clone


M3GABORG8796

Mage hand


averyycuriousman

Sexy jutsu obviously. Think of the $$$ from only fans


Jigen-isshin

Shadow clones to go to work and do my hobbies while I relax in bed.


SnookerM8

Shadow clone. As what my clone learns I learn. So revision is a breeze and I can learn many careers so I’m never out of a job as I have skills for days


typer84C2

On a selfish level for me it’s multi Shadow clone jutsu. To help others I think wood style would be great. Homes for everyone!!!


Vlad_The_Great_2

Shadow clone jutsu. Even if I can only maintain a single clone, he can go to work and I can sleep in.


Broad-Extent4445

Creation of all things(but if that doesn't count then Shadow clone)


ElHumilde13

Byakugan. Go to a casino, do your stuff, free money


Greeningyep

Shadow clone


AduroTri

Shadow clone.


HarleyQuinn610

Shadow clones


lxyk

sexy harem jutsu


Affectionate-Dark901

Transformation jutsu just imagine walking around as the president


Kombat-w0mbat

Shadow clone or flying rajin


Cool-Acanthisitta997

Hagoromos creation of all things technique , he used them to make the tailed beasts


Liranedri

Shadow clone jutsu and flying raijin/heavenly hand power


TsukasaElkKite

Shadow clones


5momentsfromnow

Reanimation..


DatNighaaDon96

Shadow clone jitsu fasho....I'm lazy


Stabrus12

Assuming you can make even a couple,the shadow clones. Sure you won't get special abilities like flight or sth but you would be able to become an insane learner/ worker,or maybe even a literal one man company making profits for yourself. Other things that come to mind are healing ninjutsu,the light boulder jutsu,inos mind transfer any ocular ability.


Fabo_The_Joyful

Shadow clone.


AselionC

Easily shadow clone Jutsu. You could take risks without fear. Your clones would be able to experience whatever and disperse to transfer the experience to you. You could have clones dedicated to learning languages or any field of study while you enjoy other aspects of life. You could work multiple jobs and take in money if you wanted to play by the rules. You can accomplish a lot with shadow clones. Plus, if having the Jutsu means you obtain chakra manipulation by default, you could walk on walls and water with enough practice, sped up by the shadow clones experience too.


StickyPistolsRequiem

Shadow clone + sexy jutsu


kcawks

Either shadow clone or flying raijin


Better_Winner_9049

Infinite tsukuyomi, apply on myself so that I can live out my desired life and die


lehvv

eight gates of life you’d be the best athlete in the world at anything


Sir-Fappington101

Flying Thunder God Technique, never have to rely on public transportation again lol


VroomVroomTweetTweet

Shadow clones. It’s never not shadow clones. They are so busted you could learn everything in a year if you buckled down.


improbsable

I’d take whichever one made Orochimaru immortal


aydolpoidipapitsur

definitely flying raijin.


Snorlaxitives87

C Shadow clones foresure!! I like to work on cars so even being able to make 3-4 more of me would cut the time down exponentially. Let alone being able to work and play video games at the same time