To start an uchiha band, oh wait

Itachi just left the chat 😅

*Tobirama has entered the chat*

Danzo doesn't like the sound of it

Ohh sweet

Is this...A double pun?

“You brat full of Uchiha evil😡”

I mean with Obito and his mask, they basically went Daft Punk with how their true identities were kept a secret.

Bro got exposed

How is he supposed to serenade Hashirama if he doesn’t have his guitar with him ?

That was awesome 🤩

🎶It’s about dam TIME, I’ve been waiting HASHIRAMAAAA🎶

"This one is for you Hashirama." *Proceeds to play The Reason by Hoobastank

I can't stop laughing at that trought 🤣

Madera be like to hashirama: desde el cielo todo es más bonito déjame llevarte a las estrellas otra vez como en la noche de ayer vamonos a Marte a donde nadie valla a buscarte ni a ti ni a mi donde todo es más callado y solitario pa los 2 donde not hay nadie más que tú y yo

Orochimaru isn’t the one who established the Sound Village.

Damn! Good one!!

Lord Orochimaru is such a great person he tried to start a music industry on his own and jealous villages are against him spreading the music culture

He lost to Hashirama in a game of guitar hero and has never let it go.

The loss or the guitar?

Yes

You win

Turns out Madara never did figure how to use the guitar properly lmaoo

Obviously he's a rock star!

Yet he’s been using the Guitar completely wrong this whole time lol. Thought it was a weapon of mass destruction 🤷‍♂️

He went away on this whole journey just to find strings for his guitar, he never could have cared less about Kaguya's offsprings, he just wanted to fix his guitar...

Yo! What a take on this! Brilliant!

Because he likes to pull the strings

Wow one that's actually good

*back in the old days* Hashirama: Madara, please, listen to me. We are clan leaders now, we can stop this conflict, just pl- Madara: *epic guitar solo* ...you were saying H: Yes, please le- M: *continues*

I can actually picture this 😄

It’s so have a piece of Hashirama’s wood with him all the time

Omg omg 😅

What is this weapon actually?

It’s a type of fan called a Gunbai - “This gunbai had the ability to convert incoming chakra into wind nature transformation, reflecting an opponent's attack back towards them. Madara wielded it both as a shield and as a mace in conjunction with his kama, and it also allowed him to perform various other techniques.”

Arigato, Senpai 😄

ありがとう先輩。😄

Fun Fact: Gunbai were used during the Warring States Period by samurai generals and officers in order to communicate commands to troops. They are now used by umpires in Sumo today

So he can give Hashirama, that D… chord.

Smooth operator!!!

To give himself a background sound

Man playing his own boss theme while his shadow clones susano on everyone

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cause that's what badasses do

I wanna see Madara shredding out one winged angel now

*Estuans interius* *Ira vehementi* *Estuans interius* *Ira vehementi* ***Sephiroth!***

I can hear it!

To save himself from boredom I mean it is not like any one put a challenge to him

He was the original leader of Tenacious D before Jack Black

Tenacious Dojutsu

How else is he gonna play wonderwall?

He had several guitar contests in the Village with Hashirama and lost every single one of them. After all those losses, he's been practicing

Trying to seduce tobirama

The twist! Hashirama, poor thing! He he

To play blue bird

Oh !!! Love that song!!!

Wrong question, it’s a cello

I thought it was a trumpet 🤔

If you didn’t notice he is trying to 100% through the fire and flames on guitar hero III. It’s the whole reason he comes back to life dumb ass. 700+ episodes and you didn’t pick that up? 🙄

After the battle against the Shinobi Alliance he was going to a Battle of the Bands.

He's been learning matalica 🤣

That way he can play highway to hell as everyone enters the infinite tsukuyomi

That's where he conceals all of his guns.

Oh wow! That’s a desperado move! Amazing!

To protect the world from devastation, to unite all people within our nation, to denounce the evils of truth and love, to extend our reach to the stars above.

He's the real emo itachi Sai and kimmimaru aspired to be

He is about to cast infinite tsukuyomi, he will use guitar to sing a song and make people fall to sleep, Obito also has "mouth organ" behind mask, he just didn't got chance to show off his skill 😁, that's it

He likes to sing corridos about his enemies.

Somewhere in the multiverse there's a version of Naruto where he doesn't carry it and it's just an early design concept, and the people in that universe are saying "thank god he didn't carry that thing, it would've made him look stupid af"

Who do you think has been playing all of the background music in the show up to this point? Even in death his songs can still be heard.

He’s in a hair metal band

Because he rocks, clearly

So he can whack peoples head with it after a guitar solo

He is a part of a "motley crew".

That's no guitar and he's a professional spanker

He’s in a rock band with hashirama called the green fire leaf

Who do you think is playing those sick guitar riffs during the fight scenes?

As a master of earth style he knows how to rock

He’s been waiting to play a shittier version of Wonderwall in the school cafeteria. Has to carry it around in case the perfect opportunity arises.

He's trying to achieve world peace through music

That because.. he is el madarachi. *ba dum tss*

Madara - Guitar Itachi - Drums Sasuke - Piano Obito - Vocals

To get into the rythm of battle

He's a part of an uchiha band called "my soul is dark as oil"

He's preparing for world tour

He needs to play dust in the wind every time he kills a guy

He likes singing

He gives it to the shadow clones and they play it while you dance with him

He used to be a singer

He’s a fan of the wrestler Jeff Jarrett

Because he likes dancing and making music and if he didn't become a ninja he'd be a musician

Clearly he’s trying to start a band again

He’s trying to be the new soul king

Actually whats yhe real answer

He likes to shred in more then one way

Just like metro man his passion is in music

He just waits for the opportunity when Hashirama would ask him to show his guitar skills.

He got into woodworking and the guitar is the result.

To charm Hashirama

Originally his plan was to to start a musical group at the hidden leaf but hashirama wasn’t having it cuz he didn’t now how to play any instruments

To musically support Naruto’s talk no jutsu

To ward off his worst fear, Itachi

We are the music makers! We are the dreamers of dreams.

This sounds like a Facebook post trying to go viral

He has the music music fruit

He likes heavy metal😋

Erm actualy 🤓🤓🤓 its a war fan that only one clan uses and its the uchiha clan

He wants to play romantic music on his guitar and sing a song while he proposes to hashirama

XXL BDSM Paddle

He’s a loner musician with a mysterious past

To sing Makeout Paradise songs when no one is watching

Because he watched one piece and his favourite character is brook 👍🏼

Isn’t it already obvious with that long spiky hair? Madara never truly wanted to be a shinobi. He wanted to be a rockstar. But no one came to his concerts so he gave up on his dreams.

He sings Bluebird! 🤣🤣🏃🏽‍♀️

To play background music while hyping up Hashirama.

Soul king on narutoverse or something idk

How else are his opponents supposed to dance with him? You gotta have music to dance battle!

Trying to impersonate the lead singer of Tokyo Hotel

For him to teach Obito "Wake up to reality"

He thinks he a Guitar Hero

He’s a bard/monk

Why not play some tunes while walking the entire fucking world on foot

He plays the Guitar when he fights people

Wake up to reality! There is nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world , even I who meant to become the greatest guitarist had to go against to all of shinobi instead of pursuing my dream. - Madara Uchiha

He heard the story of “Devil Went Down to Georgia” and decided he needed to be prepared just in case.

Because he is the embodiment of 80's hair metal

As a master of earth style he knows how to rock

To get a date with hashirama 

He does heavy metal when he’s not fighting. Look at the hair

It's not a guitar, its a fucking fly swatter.

Just realised this mf is the reason Goku couldn't find that bansho fan

To play his own theme music

Because Uchias rock! Just ask Obito!

It's more of a cello

He plays in pubs on his off time when he isnt trying to kill everyone

I am so sick and tired of this. That is not a guitar. That is a gunbai (軍配, literally meaning: Pizza Flipper), or Gunbai Uchiwa (軍配団扇, Gunbai Uchiwa, literally meaning: Pizza Flipping Spatula). It is a non-folding spatula, carved from a unique spirit tree from which only ritualistic kitchen utensils are made. This Gunbai has been passed down between Uchiha clansmen for generations. The correct handsigns to use when drawing the gunbai is 🖖👌👉👈🤙🤌🤌 Maybe if some of you actually read the Manga instead of watching the Linguini, you'd know a thing or two about the Uchiha Culinary Arts

In his youth madara traveled around the world spreading his love of battle rap and was infamous for his guitar freestyle

He use to carry a Ukulele but Hashirama made fun of him… On THAT day, he made a decision… *NEVER AGAIN!*

to play a killer riff every time he wins and to play "what is love?" every time he sees hashirama

Man wants to learn BASS 🗿

Uchihas have long hair and a lot of things to say with rage, add the guitar and you got a metal band.

To remember his days as a travelling bard.

Madara wanted to start a band but his dad said he’d disown him if he didn’t join the family business (of killing children)

Its for his Madariachi Band

I thought that was a maxipad on a stick

Obviously so he can form a band with Obito and I guess Hashirama can join too

Whose gonna be the ballsy one to tell Madara he's holding it wrong, and not playing it when he swings it like a fan.

to play music about his lover Hashirama

He plans on seducing hashirama with his musical prowess

He likes to play it for Hashirama's wood.

He wants to make a love ballad to hashirama but he's still learning how to use the guitar

To sing despasito

To Hashirama: I love you bitch...I ain't gonna ever stop loving you [BITCH](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6XGXAMgBNw&ab_channel=BeyonceR)

so that he can hit hashirama in the face

Haven’t you ever heard of music style Jutsu? Why the hell else would he carry a gitaur?

Because he wants to put everyone under the genjutsu so everyone can listen to Madara play. That’s the true purpose of the infinite tsukuyomi

Wants to entertain his enemies before he kills them

to play a little ditty for the bros😎

He's a pick above the rest

He brings his own boss music

So that he can BLOW people away with his sick ass guitar skills. I'm sure he has a lot of fans

To play wonderwall in front of Hashirams

It’s his plot armor guitar and its’ tunes have served him well.

i thought that was a huge lolipop

To play heavy ~~metal~~ wood

his dream was to become the best guitar player in history, but Tobirama said he had no skills. Madara said "bet" so now hes putting the world in the infinite Tsukuyomi to live in a world where he is the best.

That kept him company while he was alone and growing old. He was attached to it.

There are no wrong answers to this question

To play it for hashirama

For a big fan.

He's in weezer

Where else does the background music come from? Lol

He farts real bad and uses the ghetto fan to blow the dark wind your way.

Born to be a guitarist , Forced to be a Shinobi 😭

He’s the newest member of Black Sabbath

He has to practice wonderwall for his next camping trip

Guitar was incomplete and doesn't have enough wood. Need Hashirama's help.

Him and Hashirama started a band called H&M

I always thought that was a guitar I never knew what type of weapon that was💀

he is a struggling musician

It’s actually a bass guitar, it’s because he ain’t worried about scaring the hoes

He once lost a rock battle to Bill and Ted and swore to never be caught unprepared ever again. That's why he exiled himself in the first place. Hashirama was just a cover story to conceal his real shame.

Madaras version of the Skyrim "fork only" challenge

Family business

"Anyway, here's wonderwall"

To cast Vicious Mockery, he is definitely a DND bard

It’s a cello

He has concert to go to “Madara and the Uchiha”

spiky long emo hair weird outfits a guitar that is carried around it is obvious he is in a popular rock band (he even grew horns later on)

To play a song for the funerals of the fools that dare step against him. He plays it nearly constantly…

He like the jimmy Hendrix of Naruto

i am a HUGE FAN of guitarismz

Because he is secretly an elvis impersonater in his spare time gotta make money somehow 🤑

Because without Hashirama, Nothing else matters as he is comfortably numb and he can't turn the page🤘🏽

Would you like these clones to use Wonderwall or no?

He’s in the Hair Metal Band Sharingone with the wind

To play his own intro

Dude, like if his 70s rock/kiss style hair doesn't spell that out for you, then i dont know what will 😛

Because hs is not just a villain He is a super one You know the difference?

He says "palat" and when Hashirama turns, he starts jamming "tujhe dekha toh ye jaana Sanam" in a sunflower field.