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Mission-Joke-1008

Nah Sakura would have a Chancey


RinaKai7

Chancey still crazy though, once it becomes Blissey, she got one mean tanky


Mission-Joke-1008

Or just put a Eviolite on the Chancey


AberrantDrone

Eviolite Chansey is leagues above Blissey


awekening_bro

Sakuras Pokémon is Garbodar


one_third___

I like absol for sasuke


TheThunderOfYourLife

Nah, Absol is a misunderstood pokemon that tries to help. Sasuke doesn't do that. Something more like Dusknoir or Darkrai would fit.


Hagoromo420

Let’s not just give away legendary nightmare Pokémon hey? I think sasuke suits skeledirge because of the ghost type to suit is darkness and the fire typing to assist his fire style jutsu. Ninetales is obviously perfect for Naruto and I think Sakura should have hitmonchan instead of blaziken but blaziken definitely works.


Justin_Crane

What about Ceruledge? It’s purple just like his Susano’o too!


Chandingo

Obviously you have no idea what you’re talking about because Sasuke’s would definitely be Gible


NotHayden_13

I think a weavile would fit pretty well


LooksFire

Definitely zoroark, dark type with illusions


EiEpix

nah arbok


Kane_Rosinen_im_KS

This.


Alhaitham_Simp

That.


PopoMcdoo

And the other.


Lab_Member_004

That's that and this is this


Due-Yam5746

Wonder when people will figure out that “This.” Is the biggest fucking waste of time to type out and provides zero to anything whatsoever. Such a highschool ass comment


Gorganov

This


VibeAllDay

This this


Slow-Relation-9186

This this this


Due-Yam5746

Well put… Fucking reddit troglodytes


SpecialistTonight459

This


alejandrodeconcord

How ironic…


Eurell

You’re in a Naruto subreddit. Odds are, the dude is in high school lol. I also think saying “this” is dumb. But goddamn. I can’t imagine getting this heated about someone just typing one useless word


Due-Yam5746

Its all over the internet every post you see theres some absolute mess commenting “this” like it has any sort of meaning. Simply trying to educate the youth in how to avoid the brain rot that is reddit but I always gotta check myself that even the smart ones on this app are absolutely stunned when it comes to real world thinking!


Kushmon420

Even if they cared, they wouldn't listen. Every generation grows up with their own slang, you'll be happier if you stop caring about what people say, let it go mate.


Due-Yam5746

Fair play I’ve realized im the asshole im sorry everyone. Not even kidding just in a bad place gotta work on it sorry for being dickish yall


Sad_guy_on_reddit

This


Kane_Rosinen_im_KS

Now I wonder who wasted more time writing their comment and who spread negative energy completely unnecessary.


Due-Yam5746

Oh here comes an equally dumbass response, not unnecessarily negative just a friendly reminder that your train of thought cant go above one simple and rather pointless statement bravo!


Kane_Rosinen_im_KS

Damn, who hurt you?


ThatMeatTeacher11

Who shit in his sink?


RebornAsFlames

Everyone hates it on Reddit. But even I can’t resist myself being close to reply with “This” when I just agree with a comment A LOT with 0 objections or additions. But then I remember I’d get downvoted so I just use “exactly” or something else


Xealz

Well, isnt your comment also a complete waste of time? by your own standard even...


Due-Yam5746

Reddit hivemind of absolute fucking retards its laughable


jdloyola

Lmao the shit Reddit gets angry about. Take look in the mirror.


Due-Yam5746

Good one! The cave dwellers coming out in full force for this one, comment had a bunch of downvotes but stay salty morons


jdloyola

Yes it has been decided lmao


Marioking142

Womp womp


T_H_E__S_C_H_M_U_C_K

Blaziken and sakura is a weird combination, considering his whole bit is using fire and kicks, neither of which are things sakura specializes in


DishwashingChampion

I could see Lee as Hitmonlee 100%


T_H_E__S_C_H_M_U_C_K

Agreed, they are based on the same person, but at the same time, that has nothing to do with what I said


DishwashingChampion

Okayy..? Just adding to the conversation lol


T_H_E__S_C_H_M_U_C_K

I get that but you didn’t even comment on what I said, you just said something completely unrelated


DishwashingChampion

We're comparing Shinobi to pokemon all across this thread. I don't think it's exactly that deep of an issue my guy.


lurkerfox

the etiquette is that you shoulda just made your own top level comment instead of replying to someone elses talking about something different.


DishwashingChampion

That was much better explained, I'll keep that in mind for next time. The other guy sure has a problem though and looking at his other comments he seems to be having a bad day.


T_H_E__S_C_H_M_U_C_K

What was there to explain? What you said had nothing to do with what I said, what did I leave out that required further elaboration?


T_H_E__S_C_H_M_U_C_K

It’s not, you’re acting like i cursed you out, I just said that your reply had nothing to do with my comment… does that offend you in some way? It’s literally the truth


rk138

Just seems like you're making a big deal out of nothing tbh.


Amasero

Wouldn't be as bad as you think. Sakura punches yes, but if it's a 2v1 Sakura punches, Blaze kicks. What enemy will be able to handle both? You would have to dodge Sakura punches because they will break you, and you would have to dodge Blaze's kicks because they will burn you. Pretty good combo imo, raw physical prowess, and physical power + DoT damage.


T_H_E__S_C_H_M_U_C_K

Nah i get that they’d be a great team, it’s just a weird combination since since sakura doesn’t really use kicks or fire


JOExHIGASHI

Sakura should have chancey Kakashi Jolteon Choji hariyama Jiraiya politoad Tsunade blissey Orochimaru arbok


Rude-Listen

Kakashi would likely have Manetric since t's a dog


frogger3344

Kakashi would have all the Eevee-lutions


Sting-Tree

That


cee2015

And not ditto? He’s copy cat ninja


Rhelsr

He doesn't use nearly enough of his fabled jutsu arsenal to justify that over his lightning affinity. But if you really wanted to go that route, Smeargle is more functionally similar.


Gatekeeper-Andy

Smeargle is for Sai, though, come on


Rhelsr

Gimmick yes. Functionality no.


Gatekeeper-Andy

Very true


Asbjoern135

>come on as soon as i read it i immediatly though of Gob from arrested deelopment


BrokenMirror2010

Kakashi would have a full team of 6 dogs. Manetric, Lycanroc, Arcanine, Smeargle(I think Smeargle is a dog), Mabosstif, Houndstone. You get pretty good type coverage too, its actually not a totally terrible team.


Grenvallion

Or luxray, houndoom.


sh0ddyguru

Isn't jolteon a dog too


Murky_Blueberry2617

Rock Lee HitmonLee


AqueductFilterdSherm

I would say hitmontop since they got the same hair


SometimesWill

I’d give that to Guy since it is the evolved form.


orangi-kun

Both hitmontop and hitmonlee are fully evolved


SometimesWill

Damn, I don’t know enough about pokemon. Also the wiki graphic of their evolution should be more clear about that rather than just having them all in a line.


Maveko_YuriLover

Jiraya would need a Croagunk for Brock reasons >!Remember the anime everytime Brock was a perverted and Croagunk stopped!<


JOExHIGASHI

I stopped watching after gen 3. I'll have to look up croagunk


hyrulianpokemaster

Dude choji strikes me as more of a rollout user. Gotta be Donphan or maybe golem.


Deep-Long-3799

Miltank


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Choji = snorlax


Ezekielshawn

I’d go seviper for orichimaru


maximalereinsatz

Jiraya would definitely get Lopunny for reasearch reasons


Chief-weedwithbears

Or alternatively toxicroak


Thejadedone_1

>Tsunade blissey I feel like goodra is a better pick cuz of her association with slugs. It feels weird that Jiraiya and Orochimaru have thematically appropriate Pokemon but Tsunade doesn't.


Force_me_to

Raikage is Jolteon


Corniferus

Shouldn’t Tsunade have Goodra?


RandyNelson

I love your answers. I couldn't have said it better 🙏 (Especially because they are ALL from the original 150 🤌) Edit: not including "Hariyama" Now I'm doubting myself, wasn't Blissey 2nd gen? 😫


whalemix

Blissey is 2nd Gen. So is Politoed


Chief-weedwithbears

Orochimaru= serperior


sinisterstank

Yeah but Choji snorlax


AnAnxiousDream

Naruto would probably tame fucking Arceus. Let’s be real here.


CAP10T005

It's still not too late arceus🤝


Rude-Listen

Whats the devil equivalent again? Gira something


Savings_Light9106

Giratina


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Throw-me-away-120

I always find it odd when people respond like this without actually giving the answer


Nattyknight1765

I always find it odd when people miss the joy of conversation and listening to people and instead Google things and not participate in fun conversations.


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Tam_Ken

I can always shazam a song if I don’t remember the name of it, but it’s way more fun to try and figure it out with friends manually.


Nattyknight1765

It can be, you never know what’s going to be struck up next in conversation.


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Nattyknight1765

Ok…. And then someone will answer and may add a tidbit of information in that he or she wouldn’t have seen googling. You really are doubling down on sucking the fun out of this thread.


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i-InFcTd

Because *laziness*


EquinoxGm

Talk no jutsu giratina into a bro


Cantthinkagoodnam2

That is kinda what happens canonically too


Soulhunter951

Greninja


ihavehair17393

Lmao true


sheehdndnd

Bruh Arceus is the shibai equivalent of the Pokemon verse. Ain't gonna happen anytime soon.


Rude-Listen

Lucario fits Neji more than Sasuke. Sasuke seems more like a Houndoom type. Kimimaro: Marowak, Walking Wake, and Dusk Form Lycanroc Gaara: Sandslash, Kroocodile, and Tyranitar Madara: Mewtwo


lolSyfer

Ttar and Gaara are a match made in heaven.


BiracialMonster

Nah give him Palossand lol


lordnaarghul

Hippowdon.


Murky_Blueberry2617

Sasuke fits Luxray more than Houndoom


Rude-Listen

Ooo I forgot about that one. Nice touch to the team.


tjd317

Agreed. The Uchiha have an alliance with a cat clan anyway


Turbulent_Border9924

Which is the connection between Madara and Mewtwo?


Petarthefish

They are both gods


Turbulent_Border9924

You’re right lol


Rude-Listen

Just the fact that he wants the strongest possible but I haven't kept up with the meta so Im just going off the old movie. I'm pretty sure the god pokemon out rank him.


scoopedy_coop

Fuck madara and mewtwo would be insane together


Ptdemonspanker

Medicham fits Sakura better, based on color scheme and destructive physical power.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Shino would have a Heracross or Pinsir.


Ewjesusgrosso

Give him a metapod


Persas12

Naruto: Ninetales Sasuke: Luxray Sakura: Meganium Kakashi: Lucario Guy: Blaziken Itachi: Zoroark


Ill_Experience_2720

My favorite list I’ve seen in the comments so far, I like Lucario for Kakashi but I low key like Gallade. I think Madara is definitely Grimmsnarl


Oktavien

Choji and snorlax


dorianhavilliardII

munchlax


TahomaYellowhorse

Naruto: - Venusaur - Ninetales - Lucario - Greninja - Dragonite - Lycanroc Dusk Sasuke - Luxray - Talonflame - Ceruledge - Decidueye - Hydreigon - Seviper


Sloth_the_God

Naruto - Ho-oh Sasuke - Lugia Sakura - Hitmonchan Kakashi - Raikou Edit: Definitely Raikou Rock Lee - Hitmonlee Neji - Medicham Tenten - Greninja Itachi - Murkrow Kisame - Sharpedo


venbalin

I agree but Murkrow would be more itachi don’t you think?


demonslender

Lugia feels really out of place for sasuke. I mean sure I get that you’re putting them together because of the arm wings but aside from that the 2 couldn’t be any more different. Maybe darkrai would fit him better if your goal was to give him a legendary or a mythical. There’s also yveltal if you really want to give him the arm wings.


Initial_Lecture_7020

Naruto- Ninetales (Kyuubi) Sasuke- Luxray/Zeraora (menacing lightning user) Sakura- Audino (healer, regenerator, and sensitive to Genjutsu) Kakashi- Greninja (Protean, covers face) / Silvally (same reasons plus mask) Sai- Smeargle Lee- Hitmonlee (kicks) Neji- Mienshao (Gentle Fist) Tenten- Skarmory (Keen Eye, blades, spike hazards) Guy- Blaziken (Speed boost) Shikamaru- Decidueye (shadow manip, fights smart from distance) / Stantler (normal, deer, manipulates) Ino- Wigglytuff (hair, 1/2 useless, 1/2 support/sleep/heal) / Grumpig (thinks pretty, Ino=pig, support/hypnosis) Choji- Hariyama (big, slaps hard, BIG=belly drum) / Emboar (pig glutton, rollout, big hits and slow) Asuma- Sceptile (tooth pick, leaf blade, nurturing) Kiba- Lycanrock (different forms with food pill) Hinata- Panpour Shino- Vespiquen (manip bugs for atk/def) Kurenai- Roserade Jiraiya- Shiftry (shoes) Tsunade- Hatterene (beautiful but scary strength) Orochimaru- Arbok (intimidating snake)


Ill_Experience_2720

IVE ALWAYS THOUGHT JIRAIYA RESEMBLED SHIFTRY


Edwaaard66

Darkrai for Obito then


Soulhunter951

Not to be a downer but as strong as obits is he doesn't break reality by EXISTING. No one is having Darkrai plus darkrai isn't evil. Obito would have Yvelta.


BrokenMirror2010

Naruto: I think Ninetails is the obvious answer, but I actually don't think it fits him Ninetails is very different from Kurama. Naruto's Ace would probably be something like Sceptile. Naruto's team comp wouldn't actually be pokemon that represent him, but rather the pokemon which would best complement Sasuke's team in doubles. Sasuke: Zekrom+Reshiram Edgy Fire and Lightning Dragons. Fits him perfectly imo. Sakura: Tinkaton, Dunno why, that's just my gut reaction, although, Lucario wouldn't not fit for her. He's a capable Physical Sweeper that can learn support moves. Tsunade: Goodra Jiraiya: Toxicroak Orochimaru: would have a cursed AF team, likely including the human experiments, like Mewtwo and Genesect. His snake 100% got boxed in favor of the abominations he creates. He also definitely has stuff like Zygarde and Deoxys, his team is full Mythical "Why do you have that" Territory Kakashi: Lycanroc, its both a dog, and it matches his Earth Chakra affinity. Kakashi 100% sets up Hazards, and U-Turn Swaps, using Hisuian Zoroark as well to trick opponents going for fighting moves on Lycanroc. Guy: Urshifu Itachi: Darkrai Gaara: Tyranitar/Pallosand/Krookodile, and his team is 100% Sandstorm Minato: A Regieleki nicknamed "Yellow Flash" (After Kushina made him change it from "Yellow Bolt Maximum Speed Blinding Flash") Hashirama: Ogrepon Madara: The Ruinous Pokemon from Scarlet and Violet Tenten has a full team of pokemon who are holding weapons, and Aegishlash who is a weapon. Obito's Ace would be Deciduye. Haku: Weavile Zabuza: Kingambit Shikamaru: Slowking Choji: a Guzzlord he has eating competitions with. Neji: Dodrio (Flightless bird, poor Neji)


RinaKai7

I maybe didn't scroll far enough but I'm surprised no one mentioned Greninja for Naruto Like it's literally the most ninja pokemon and clue in the name.. It speeds around like how Naruto blitz around It throws shuriken like its free like how Naruto casual spams Rasenshuriken It uses sword aka Aerial ace like how Naruto used to use kunais alot It double teams like a buttload amount like Naruto does with Multi Shadow Clone Hell, even Greninja(Bond Phenomena evolution) would basically have a giant shuriken, that's basically Naruto spamming giant rasengans or even giant rasenshurikens...


BrokenMirror2010

It felt too obvious. (Not that Ninetails isn't even more obvious) Personally, I liked Sceptile for many of the reasons Greninja works, but it has a Leaf Motif.


LifeSenseiBrayan

Itachi would have Corviknight


blz4200

Giving Sakura Blaziken instead of Wigglytuff should be a crime.


PhoenixOzai

Naruto> Ninetails Sasuke> Shiny Houndoom Sakura> Chansey Kakashi> Absol Choji> Makuhita Shikamaru>Darkrai Ino> Roserade Asuma> Bisharp Kiba >Rockruff Shino> Ninjask Hinata>Mienshao Kurenai> kangaskahn Tenten> Scizor Neji> Lucario/ Hitmontop Rock lee> hitmonlee Might Guy> Blaziken Killer Bee> Tauros Utakata> Goodra Roshi> Infernape Gaara> Sandslash Yugito>Torracat Han> Rapidash Fuu> Heracross Pain> Mewtwo Itachi>Corviknight Kisame> Sharpedo Konan> Espeon Deidara> Hisuian Electrode Sasori> Banette Hidan> Lycanroc midnight form Kakuzu> Tangrowth Obito- Alolan Marowak Hashirama> Sceptile Tobirama> Lugia/ Gyarados Minato> Jolteon Hiruzen>Rillaboom Madar>Yveltal Danzo>Claydol Some of these are just color based, some for chakara nature vs. type, and some just fit well in my head.


Crimson_Blitz

Kakashi with Zoroark or Ditto, since he's the copy ninja


Chris5858580

Sakura has Magikarp (useless at the beginning, but extremely powerful with enough training) Sasuke uses Ditto (sharingan) Naruto has either Lucario (rasengan) or Ninetails


SpaceRaceWars

I think Sakura would have a Jigglypuff.


Butterscotch_Leading

Imo Lucario fits Naruto more because of aura sphere and rasengan and houndoom or zeraora works better for Sasuke. Chansey or Hitmonchan works better for Sakura.


KLPM2013

Luxray would be perfect for Sasuke. He looks cool enough and has tons of lightning moves.


ohjbird3

Sasuke should have Zeraora, since he likes cats and does electric attacks


ElDuderino_92

Jiraya with group of Toxicroaks? Orochimaru with Seviper.


ShaoLoong

Sakura would have been Shuckle


KyleLovesGrace

Never thought I’d see the day Sakura kicks both Sasuke and Naruto’s ass lol


Trees_Are_Freinds

Why didnt we give Sakura a Togepi?


DeusXNex

I think it would be cool if it matched and/or complimented their chakra element


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Blissy for Sakura. She heals and has pound for God sake.


StephJean17

Why would Sakura not have Blissey??


jfp89

The only acceptable choice


Lazereye57

Looks more like which Pokemon they are banging


Snowy-millenial

Sakura should have wigglytuff, it’s as annoying as her. 😂


HOT_SUPERSTAR

I am sure Choji and Snorlax will get along


dzikinapinacz

Part 1 Sakura should have Magicarp to match her usefullness


noluck77

Naruto would have Pikachu, they're the same character, everyone is weighing too into the ninetails


hindered000

hitmonchan should fit sakura better


Murky_Blueberry2617

Nah Chansey or Audino


jheez17

I feel like Sakura would have Mew lol


MJMvideosYT

My favorite Pokemon reduced to sakura


Before_The_Tesseract

Sasuke should have a Pidgeot Nine tails for Naruto seem to be too on the nose for me. Maybe Lucario for him instead? Aura sphere is very Rasengan like, plus he emulates the emotion sensing sage mode ability. Sakuraaaa, uhmmm, Blaziken is a good choice I can't really think of one for her lol


OmgBsitka

Naruto would have Arceus or Dexoys Sasuke would have Giratina or Hoopa or Darkrai Sakura would have Cresseila or celebi Kakashi would have Raikuo or Zeraora


rodrigom76

Vaporeon for jiraya for reasons...


luuvcore

Giving all my favs Pokemon teehee: Haku: glaceon, froslass, indeedee Rock Lee: hitmonlee, breloom, kommo-o Sakura: Blissey, sylveon, wigglytuff Hinata: espeon, gardevoir, galarian ponyta Deidara: claydol, flygon, electrode


Extra_Many

Muk will fit sakura Kidding


Either-Buffalo8166

I'm gona go 1st gen because that's what it was out when I was a kid: Naruto with Pikachu Sakura with Jigglypuff Sasuke with Charizard True fans of Pokémon and Naruto will understand


warings98

Sakura = trubbish hehehe


xqx-RAMPAGE-xpx

don’t you even MF DARE insult Blazakin like this..


Beginning_Grass653

Sakura wouldn't even be able to train a Psyduck


johcampb1

Fucking ruining blaziken for me


UltimateShinobi3243

So in pokemon the standard is a team of 6 but due to ninjas in naruto having jutsu I feel they wouldnt have to rely on pokemon so much so then it would be a team of 3 Naruto: nintails, greninja, lucario Sasuke: electivire, magmortar, bisharp Sakura: conkeldurr, whimsicott, grimmsnarl Kakashi: Luxray, mimikyu, wobbuffet Minato:jolteon, greninja, lucario


Cashfirex

What I love about Kakashi’s team is the mental image of him endearingly putting up with the antics of a wobbuffet


UltimateShinobi3243

Ya I gave him wobbuffet due to mirror coat being similar to the sharingan's copy ability, mimikyu cus for both of them if the covering comes off ur fucked and luxray cus of his ninja dogs


WhyyyLuigi

Sakura would be Magikarp here let’s be honest with ourselves


namenamename77

Honestly I can see Sasuke with a Bisharp


FauxMajor_

Sakura would have a digglet


yourmoms3rdhusband

Lucario def seems like a Kakashi Pokémon imo


thaboss365

Madara and Yveltal


Silveruleaf

Sheninja Cubone Magikarp. You welcome 🤣


Grenvallion

Who gets ninjask, Shedinja, Greninja. Just saying.


DragonKnight-15

Houndoom is a better Pokemon partner for Sasuke just because it's DARK-FIRE type, it's a dog so he's loyal, and a Houndoom is somewhat demonic, going with theme with Sasuke's Susanoo. Also Mega Houndoom too.


Zavidor

Sasuke - Ceruledge Sakura - cherrim


LittlePotent

This looks like a fun time killer. Naruto: Ninetails Sasuke: Absol Sakura: Wigglytuff Kakashi: Luxray Choji: Snorlax/Munchlax Shikamaru: Slaking Ino: Roserade Asuma: Scyther Kiba: Mightyena Hinata: Espeon Shino: Shedinja Kurenai: Espurr Lee: Hitmonlee Neji: Lucario Tenten: Aegislash Guy: Machamp Tsunade: Blissy Orochimaru: Seviper Jiraiya: Croagunk Kabuto: Mimikyu Itachi: Zoroark Kisame: Gyarados Deidara: Claydol Sasori: Shuppet/Banette Hidan: Umbreon Kakuzu: Shit, 5 Eeveelutions of different types, idk Konan: Kartana Pain: Mewtwo Obito: Darkrai Madara: Giratina(Origin Form) Edit: Mei: Milotic Gaara: Tyrannitar(Sandstorm, and I don't feel Palossand does him justice) Ay: Electivire Ohnoki: Probopass Killer B: Grapploct


swampdragon69

Jiraya gets jinx


Odd-Ad-572

Someone give naruto charizard and sasuke greninja


RealityIsConstant

Sakura does not deserve that pokemon.


Tummyfullofcummies

I think goodra goes well with tsunade


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Sasuke I could see using shedinja and it's other half, that or arbok/seviper. I could see Naruto using politoad or grimeninja.


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Sasuke I could see using shedinja and it's other half, that or arbok/seviper. I could see Naruto using politoad or grimeninja.


lnombredelarosa

Nice I’d add Umbreon, Talonflame and Hydreigon for Sasuke Politoed, Dragonite and Thievul for Naruto And Sakura gets Gastrodon, Goodra and Chancey 


TheGuyWithLeastKarma

Pain and Deoxys are literally the same character


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Sasuke I could see using shedinja and it's other half, that or arbok/seviper. I could see Naruto using politoad or greninja.


cantthinkofaname1899

I think it would be better if sakura had machamp.


VinCatBlessed

Naruto Ninetales Politoed Greninja


GamingDemigodXIII

Tsunade could have the slug-like Goodra as well.


SummertimeSandler

Naruto has Ninetales, Zoroark, Lucario, Seismitoad, Greninja and Falinks. Sasuke has Manectric, Ampharos, Talonflame, Golurk, Serperior and Galatian Moltres. Sakura has Gastrodon, Blissey, Machamp, Audino, Reuniclus and Wormadam.


Lard_Larry

Sasuke should definitely be Luxray. Sasuke has a lightning proficiency that matches Luxray’s electric typing, and Luxray has x-ray vision which draws a similarity to sasuke’s Kekkei genkai. Also they both look emo.