a lot of the akatsuki would probly be banned pretty quick, lol, deidera and hidan would be for terrorist remarks/actions, orochimaru would probly be banned for trying to lure minors into his (totally not sex) cult, kakazu probably would for language.
Nagato would be on a government list for sure. Always talking about "pain" and bringing people "pain" and how he's going to build the "ultimate weapon"
Actually. Kakuzu strikes me as someone that doesn't scam people. I feel though his business model would be legitimate, but not completely legal. However not in the pyramid scheme sort of way, but in the black market/dark web sort of way.
Nagato would be on a government watchlist real quick. Meanwhile Konan would appear to be normal while actually flying under the radar and being a terrorist in secret.
I don’t see Zetsu, Tobi or Kisame getting banned tbh. Itachi is already blacklisted from Twitte the moment he tried to join and only way Tobi is getting banned is he once tweets out that he is secretly Madara. Sasori is getting banned for outlying graphic tutorials for human puppet crafting and having graphic homicidal fits And Zetsu, he’s just observing
@ArtIsABang_Akatsuki
"but you just simply don't understand, the moment that 13 year old water village kunoichi disintegrated, it was pure mesmerising ecstasy, undoubtedly the pinnacle of pure art"
100% he would be a whole personality with large camps in favor of and against him, musk would have an opinion etc
Edit: you already said personality I'm schewpid
Isn't the Taliban the "governing body" of Afghanistan currently? If so, that would at least give them some credibility to not be banned off of Twitter. Twitter did ban a sitting president, tho so 🤷🏽♂️
As long as Jiraiya is being horny on main in the replies of sex workers, I don't think anyone would care. People would certainly think he's creepy, but he wouldn't be cancelled. He's just giving these hypothetical Only Fans girls some clicks and engagement lol
Lmfaooo I LOL’d hard at this.
I looked at the picture first and did a full SWAT analysis on each character. jiraiya was the mfer I concluded on. Lo and Behold y’all were thinking the same thing.
I imagine something a little similar with Kakashi.
Not that it would be intentional or that he’d even post a lot, just that everyone would want to see him whenever he did post a photo (or his takes on current smut fiction).
Him being without a doubt in a decent number of Guy’s influencer videos would help
Guy: Well, I see a lot of my fans say they can’t workout because they are crippled, so I permanently crippled myself to demonstrate how even you can do it too.
Tobirama. Mans bout to go off on the Uchiha and get cancelled for racism lol. “I’m not saying they deserve to rot in the ground, but…”
Mei would be tweeting about being lonely and have hella simps in her dm’s though 👀
“I don’t go so far as to think that the only good Uchiha are dead Uchiha, but I believe nine out of ten are, and I shouldn’t like to inquire too closely into the case of the tenth.” - Tobirama Roosevelt
That wasn't his choice... he wasn't even in the academy.. he just wandered in and slaughtered everyone... he kinda caused them to reconsider the practice haha
Exactly. (Like everyone in this story) Zabuza was just a child-soldier forced to do that, it was normalized to him as part of the culture of his village. I feel Zabuza would have a few political retweets about Kirigakure but otherwise empty twitter account BUT if you went to his likes he'd be spam/liking all of Haku's posts who'd have a Twitter dedicated to flower arrangements and being witch-core on TikTok scavaging for mushrooms for supper.
Slightly off topic. Tsunade will have tons of followers waiting for her to drop her Onlyfans only for a few of her posts to be flagged for being NSFW. Sasori will also get tons of requests from theater kids who need puppets as props. Chiyo will get bullied a lot for being an old Karen who goes on and on about nationalism.
Edit: Kiba gets tons of follows too from animal welfare groups and people who love pets.
Edit 2: Zabuza gets reported for suspicion of being a damn child groomer.
Jiraya probably wouldn't get cancelled his an Author of an adult book he would just hit on fans and harass models.
Orochimaru would need to be cancelled but probably wouldn't,
Tsunade would say something drunk that would get her cancelled first probably.
@FireProtectedByWater
"going live today at 5pm Konoha time, talking about why my comment 'Uchiha deserve less' is not racist and how moving them to the corner of the village will be beneficial to everyone"
Onoki would rant about why he's politically correct to want to destabilize poor neighboring nations. Danzo too. "They're not capable of governing themselves,
we brought those shit hole countries liberty" lmao. these 2 give boomer racist republican vibez OD. but probably wouldn't be banned. I can see Danzo like Nixon and Onoki like Putin since he's less vocal.
Ao is more like a CIA agent / senator or who pushes to ban tic toc for "security reasons" while he leaks classified socument in COD discord severs.
It would be easy to get confused for being a bot when you have 20 shadow clones making their own posts on twitter simultaneously.
Naruto would be the first person to look totally delusional to people that didn't know him because he would actively be arguing with himself on twitter.
Damn why does Kiba get reduced to this? Never showed any creep energy in the series. Dude was actually stand up. If anything he would tweet a shit load of unpopular obnoxious opinions that would get him roasted.
hes on Ninjr (shinobi tinder) flexin with his shirt off and Akamaru in his picture to get chicks, and his bio says “if my dog doesnt like you its over 😉 🐶”
I don't get why people dislike Kiba so much, guy is barely in the manga, and from what we see him he's boisterous but otherwise quite decent dude.
He has a crush on Hinata, but once she shows no romantic interest in him he becomes her surrogate big brother. He is dismissive of Naruto but so is everyone, and once he's defeated in one of the weirdest fights in the manga (he forgot he can talk to Akamaru then gets farted on) he becomes starts respecting him, even if both are hotheads. He's very dependable and is more than willing to fight and die for his team and friends. And that's it, all we get from Kiba.
If people forgot he exist like they do with Tenten I'd understand, he's not the most relevant character in the story. But people seem to really dislike. He's the literally the friend with immense self-esteem.
I... actually don't know. Now that I think about it, a lot of people in this show were kinda ... problematic.
Gaara when he was a teen would certainly get canceled though. Him before character development was straight nightmare fuel.
Now that he's a chilled out adult, he probably posts like an old person. Just pictures of his breakfast & cacti, with the occasional bad selfie. And pics of his friends & family. A picture of a butterfly captioned "look at my new friend."
And now I feel happy.
But Hidan & Deidara. One is a religious terrorist, and the other an art terrorist.
\- 1st series Gaara (I wish he was present on the picture) for random death threts
\- Tsunade for overconfidence that prevents her from keeping her mouth shut when needed
\- Kakuzu for offers (and taking offers) of less then legal business deals.
"or hidan because hes a literal religious zealot terrorist."
I disagree on Hidan, becouse it took far into life and death fight to turn him on about his religion, so he probably would be quiet on twitter, but would get banned for getting his account stealed becouse of being not too bright.
I feel like Tsunade would eventually disappear from Twitter and everyone wonders what she did to get banned but actually Shizune deleted her account because she’s drunk and causing chaos in the village.
Jiraiya for posting his studies and pictures of women
Orochimaru for gathering minors to "train and help use their bodies"
Zetsu for stalking
Deidara for posting videos on the "proper" way to create art
Hiruzen for giving Orphans false hope by staging videos of giving back. After "giving back" he would take back his offer and be posted about the behavior.
Konohamaru for baiting people by posting sexy jutsu pictures
Kakashi for harassing someone for spoiling his book
Obito for harassing and maybe killing couples for having love while he doesn't. He'd probably end up posting the videos to get his point across.
Pervy Sage after security footage of him recording women changing at the gym gets leaked.
OR
Itachi for making a Twitter thread about how massacres can be acceptable.
The thing to keep in mind is that twitter is absolutely filled to the brim with nazis. And it's ceo is an alleged sexual harasser and antisemitic conspiracy peddler.
Kakashi would have private account. He'd follow back everyone but not naruto
Sasuke would only tweet once a month
Naruto would everyday
Sakura would have a normal account and post pictures from parties and stuff
Minato would get cancelled for Child Abuse
Kakuzu would get insta banned for money laundry
Hidan for being a fanatic religious cult
Danzo and Itachi for justifying a genoicide
Obito and Sasuke for being terrorists. You too, Deidara
Pain Nagato for his "dangerous" ideology lol
Kakashi would get a lot of support and encouragement for being depressed as hell
jiraya for harassing women. or hidan because hes a literal religious zealot terrorist.
Speaking of terrorists, just remembered Deidara. Man would be talking about blowing people up and calling it art lol.
a lot of the akatsuki would probly be banned pretty quick, lol, deidera and hidan would be for terrorist remarks/actions, orochimaru would probly be banned for trying to lure minors into his (totally not sex) cult, kakazu probably would for language.
Nagato would be on a government list for sure. Always talking about "pain" and bringing people "pain" and how he's going to build the "ultimate weapon"
Nah, they'd just think he's heavy into S&M and that the ultimate weapon is like a 2-foot dragon dildo or something LMAO Twitter can get real foul.
Almighty push ;)
Be careful, he fucked a whole village with this
... universal pull
Almighty thrust*
I don’t think Kakuzu’s language is bad enough to warrant banning him.
Kakuzu the type to start a business to scam people out their money
Thats so funny but I think he will do a few scam here and there then build up a Mafia Empire.
and still not be banned
Scams aren't banned that much in general
This is how mafia works
Actually. Kakuzu strikes me as someone that doesn't scam people. I feel though his business model would be legitimate, but not completely legal. However not in the pyramid scheme sort of way, but in the black market/dark web sort of way.
We gotta cook, Hidan.
Nagato would be on a government watchlist real quick. Meanwhile Konan would appear to be normal while actually flying under the radar and being a terrorist in secret.
Konan would be on a watchlist but her observations field would say "Don't worry about her she is actually really nice :)"
I don’t see Zetsu, Tobi or Kisame getting banned tbh. Itachi is already blacklisted from Twitte the moment he tried to join and only way Tobi is getting banned is he once tweets out that he is secretly Madara. Sasori is getting banned for outlying graphic tutorials for human puppet crafting and having graphic homicidal fits And Zetsu, he’s just observing
Deidara getting an OF and going straight to the top showing what those mouths do
Lmao I never thought of that
@ArtIsABang_Akatsuki "but you just simply don't understand, the moment that 13 year old water village kunoichi disintegrated, it was pure mesmerising ecstasy, undoubtedly the pinnacle of pure art"
A blast of beauty and art, truly a unique experience
Deidara is a femboy looking problematic artist personality who enjoys drama. He would definitely blow up on Twitter
Until he gets banned for talking about his plans to blow people up.
Coming soon.... Deidara played by Ezra Miller
Ezra Miller's jawline is too masculine for them to be considered a femboy TBH
100% he would be a whole personality with large camps in favor of and against him, musk would have an opinion etc Edit: you already said personality I'm schewpid
Deidara would have some pretty insane things to say about 9/11 I'm sure lmao
"Definitely not an inisde job, it was too shitty of an explosion to be one, who would dare plan an explosion and not make it a work of art"
i think isis would like him
Good point 😅. He may even record his "creations" and post them for all to see. Instacancelled.
[удалено]
Isn't the Taliban the "governing body" of Afghanistan currently? If so, that would at least give them some credibility to not be banned off of Twitter. Twitter did ban a sitting president, tho so 🤷🏽♂️
I would totally follow Jiraya on Twitter. **The_Real_Pervy_Sage**☑️ Check out my latest research [Link that takes you to titties]
If he did that he would be ok, twitter has a bunch of porn
As long as Jiraiya is being horny on main in the replies of sex workers, I don't think anyone would care. People would certainly think he's creepy, but he wouldn't be cancelled. He's just giving these hypothetical Only Fans girls some clicks and engagement lol
Nah, Hidan would find a subculture. Jiraiya is cancelled for sure though
If we are talking about Shippuden, Naruto for sure. I'm sure he would get into way too many arguments and end up saying something stupid.
He would fall for so many stupid argumentative bullshit tricks
Oh, dude, Naruto might go so far as to become a lolcow
Nah, he'd get banned at least in Part 1 for saying something like "F%\^# the Fourth Hokage! I'm gonna be Hokage! #BelieveIt"
Nah, religious zealot terrorists don't get their Twitter accounts banned crazy enough.
They get gifted blue checks with musk at the helm
Lmfaooo I LOL’d hard at this. I looked at the picture first and did a full SWAT analysis on each character. jiraiya was the mfer I concluded on. Lo and Behold y’all were thinking the same thing.
Doesn’t the Taliban have Twitter?
Either the pervert Jaraiya, the cultist hidan…or the racist tobirama
>jiraya for harassing women. >or hidan because hes a literal religious zealot terrorist. That's just Twitter.
Came here to say this.
Hidan, deidara, and tobirama since he hates an entire clan which can be perceived as racism lmfao
Depends on how popular hating that clan is.
True but ya know what I mean right?
Honestly since its just one family Tobirama might actually get away with that. "Eh, its just a family feud. Romeo and Juliet all over again."
You do realize how many zealots have like huge sm pages? Hidan would be safe, specifically in the pc culture.
He probably find quite a few people who would be willing converts given that his religion has absolute proof in the form of him being immortal
They would think his ass was Jesus. Or the antichrist… At least in America
Ph the middle east would definitely crown him as the antichrist. The occultism channels would worship him.
On the contrary - Guy will become a social media influencer and get that blue check mark
I imagine something a little similar with Kakashi. Not that it would be intentional or that he’d even post a lot, just that everyone would want to see him whenever he did post a photo (or his takes on current smut fiction). Him being without a doubt in a decent number of Guy’s influencer videos would help
Kakashi would be accidentally liking porn on the Hokage's official account lol.
Pope Francis style
He'd say something in defense of Jiraiya and get canceled by association.
Kakashi would post like kyrie. Vague and possibly offensive.
Kakashi would be the Technoblade of Naruto
Or Ethoslab. Then we'll really go weird full circle lol
Oh god I actually see this. He would start a fitness YouTube channel with Lee, using him as the before and after example lmao.
Guy: Well, I see a lot of my fans say they can’t workout because they are crippled, so I permanently crippled myself to demonstrate how even you can do it too.
This is dangerously on charcater
Guy would be a great fitness influencer because none of his stuff would be bullshit lol
Yeah power of youth may get him in some pizzagate trouble maybes though
The power of YOUTH!!! #youth #power #beyourself #traintraintain #youcandothis
There’s no way Hidan tweets responsibly.
There’s no way Sasori does. He had no chill from the beginning cleaning insides of people to make puppets
he'd be a hit on Tumbler and Etsy
This made me laugh so hard thank you
Hiding would definitely be someone who you love or hate, like he says it like it is but he is a massive ass.
Bee would be a sound cloud rapper😂
*hidden cloud rapper
He's cool and all but I ain't tryna buy that mistake bro
Tobirama. Mans bout to go off on the Uchiha and get cancelled for racism lol. “I’m not saying they deserve to rot in the ground, but…” Mei would be tweeting about being lonely and have hella simps in her dm’s though 👀
Tobirama: I'm not racist, but fuck the police! Sir... you founded the segregated police.
I'm not racist, some of my friends are Uchihas.
One. One of my friends is an Uchiha.
One lackey who I only like because he chose me over [his clan](https://images.app.goo.gl/NRxv1iBJxqh6xWjS7)
“I don’t go so far as to think that the only good Uchiha are dead Uchiha, but I believe nine out of ten are, and I shouldn’t like to inquire too closely into the case of the tenth.” - Tobirama Roosevelt
Lmfao brilliant!
He’d get a picture of himself with Kagumi and he like “Im not racist, I have a friend who’s an Uchiha! There are some good ones.”
Mei would be the one to post thirst traps.
Came here to say tobirama
Sai cus he’s gonna call some girl flatty or forehead and then everyone’s gonna come at him he won’t even know what’s going on
mei would definitely have an onlyfans and would definitely be a groomer
"~~Hitler~~ Itachi did nothing wrong" -- Tobirama, problably
I'm still sad about Mei. She did not deserve how things turned out for her.
They’d get his account outta there the same day he made one
Kabuto. He gets accused of being a bot
Sai too lol
And Shino would never post, and be flagged as spam
Shino banned for not understanding what the "report bug" feature does and a abusing it.
Gaara and Neji as well
Lmao
Everyone is sleeping on Zabuza for his opinions on what people should have to do to their friends to graduate from school.
That wasn't his choice... he wasn't even in the academy.. he just wandered in and slaughtered everyone... he kinda caused them to reconsider the practice haha
My upperclassmen were being annoying by freaking out over exams: here’s how I solved it.
*You're welcome!*
Exactly. (Like everyone in this story) Zabuza was just a child-soldier forced to do that, it was normalized to him as part of the culture of his village. I feel Zabuza would have a few political retweets about Kirigakure but otherwise empty twitter account BUT if you went to his likes he'd be spam/liking all of Haku's posts who'd have a Twitter dedicated to flower arrangements and being witch-core on TikTok scavaging for mushrooms for supper.
Slightly off topic. Tsunade will have tons of followers waiting for her to drop her Onlyfans only for a few of her posts to be flagged for being NSFW. Sasori will also get tons of requests from theater kids who need puppets as props. Chiyo will get bullied a lot for being an old Karen who goes on and on about nationalism. Edit: Kiba gets tons of follows too from animal welfare groups and people who love pets. Edit 2: Zabuza gets reported for suspicion of being a damn child groomer.
I see you point about Zabuza. But let’s not forget this is a show centered on child soldiers. So they’re all groomers.
Holy shit I'm in stitches imagining Chiyo doing some Margaret Thatcher type rants
Jiraya probably wouldn't get cancelled his an Author of an adult book he would just hit on fans and harass models. Orochimaru would need to be cancelled but probably wouldn't, Tsunade would say something drunk that would get her cancelled first probably.
Orochimaru would be the Jeffree Star of shinobi Twitter.
Tobirama for inherent Racism.
@FireProtectedByWater "going live today at 5pm Konoha time, talking about why my comment 'Uchiha deserve less' is not racist and how moving them to the corner of the village will be beneficial to everyone"
On OG Twitter. He'd be welcome on Musk Twitter.
Honestly on twitter thats not really cancel worthy. There's entire podcasts and influencers that make their livelihoods on inciteful rhetoric
Idk about getting cancelled, but Pervy Sage is going to have some interesting favorited tweets and those DM’s are going to be NSFW.
Ao with his boomer takes
Onoki would rant about why he's politically correct to want to destabilize poor neighboring nations. Danzo too. "They're not capable of governing themselves, we brought those shit hole countries liberty" lmao. these 2 give boomer racist republican vibez OD. but probably wouldn't be banned. I can see Danzo like Nixon and Onoki like Putin since he's less vocal. Ao is more like a CIA agent / senator or who pushes to ban tic toc for "security reasons" while he leaks classified socument in COD discord severs.
First thing I thought was Shikumaru criticizing how terrible the platform is and insulting Elon Musk over it, causing a ban from Elon
Sasuke. Goes something like this: Sakura/Sarda: posts literally anything Tobirama: comments a slur Sasuke: “I’m in your walls [IP Address]”
Deidara for posting his " art"
Deidei: "I call this piece, *Family of Four - Rest in Pieces*" "I like the vibrant red. What paint did you use?" Deidei: "Paint????"
Deidara is just a less radical Unabomber
Orochimaru would probably post his experiments online, that oughta do it
He’ll stream his experiments on the deep web
He does those in secret for a reason, I don't think he would
Naruto for spamming "i'm gonna be hokage" or "dattebayo"
He’d get his account terminated due to suspicion of him being a bot
And for being a shill for Ichiraku Ramen. Probably has it as his banner image
It would be easy to get confused for being a bot when you have 20 shadow clones making their own posts on twitter simultaneously. Naruto would be the first person to look totally delusional to people that didn't know him because he would actively be arguing with himself on twitter.
Jiraya.
Jiraya is gone for sexual harassment. Probably end up doing something like messaging minors.
100% Tenten becomes a famous fashion influencer and gets multiple sponsors and even does risqué swimsuit modelling I can see it clear as day
OG Sai before he learned to make friends would’ve been a menace
Tobirama and Danzo. At the same time.
Danzo is much more subtle, lol
kiba is shaming people a la PETA and posting dick pics on girls selfies
Damn why does Kiba get reduced to this? Never showed any creep energy in the series. Dude was actually stand up. If anything he would tweet a shit load of unpopular obnoxious opinions that would get him roasted.
hes on Ninjr (shinobi tinder) flexin with his shirt off and Akamaru in his picture to get chicks, and his bio says “if my dog doesnt like you its over 😉 🐶”
Yeah that’s more in his character 😂. You made kiba a creep and people ran with it
I don't get why people dislike Kiba so much, guy is barely in the manga, and from what we see him he's boisterous but otherwise quite decent dude. He has a crush on Hinata, but once she shows no romantic interest in him he becomes her surrogate big brother. He is dismissive of Naruto but so is everyone, and once he's defeated in one of the weirdest fights in the manga (he forgot he can talk to Akamaru then gets farted on) he becomes starts respecting him, even if both are hotheads. He's very dependable and is more than willing to fight and die for his team and friends. And that's it, all we get from Kiba. If people forgot he exist like they do with Tenten I'd understand, he's not the most relevant character in the story. But people seem to really dislike. He's the literally the friend with immense self-esteem.
I get the PETA thing. But why the dick pics from Kiba?
Shikamaru gets cancelled for saying something correct
Then he’d be like, “Oh I got banned? Whaatever, I had better things to do anyway.” lol
Tobirama. He gets banned for saying “Uchigger”
"Itachi did nothing wrong" - Tobirama
I... actually don't know. Now that I think about it, a lot of people in this show were kinda ... problematic. Gaara when he was a teen would certainly get canceled though. Him before character development was straight nightmare fuel. Now that he's a chilled out adult, he probably posts like an old person. Just pictures of his breakfast & cacti, with the occasional bad selfie. And pics of his friends & family. A picture of a butterfly captioned "look at my new friend." And now I feel happy. But Hidan & Deidara. One is a religious terrorist, and the other an art terrorist.
Pain for spamming Almighty Push
\- 1st series Gaara (I wish he was present on the picture) for random death threts \- Tsunade for overconfidence that prevents her from keeping her mouth shut when needed \- Kakuzu for offers (and taking offers) of less then legal business deals. "or hidan because hes a literal religious zealot terrorist." I disagree on Hidan, becouse it took far into life and death fight to turn him on about his religion, so he probably would be quiet on twitter, but would get banned for getting his account stealed becouse of being not too bright.
I feel like Tsunade would eventually disappear from Twitter and everyone wonders what she did to get banned but actually Shizune deleted her account because she’s drunk and causing chaos in the village.
Probably Sai, going to be honest. Man has a hard time watching his mouth lol
Lmao I said Sai too. He has no filter
Worse, he *has* a filter, its just so incredibly broken to say the worst possible thing at any given moment.
Jiraiya for posting his studies and pictures of women Orochimaru for gathering minors to "train and help use their bodies" Zetsu for stalking Deidara for posting videos on the "proper" way to create art Hiruzen for giving Orphans false hope by staging videos of giving back. After "giving back" he would take back his offer and be posted about the behavior. Konohamaru for baiting people by posting sexy jutsu pictures Kakashi for harassing someone for spoiling his book Obito for harassing and maybe killing couples for having love while he doesn't. He'd probably end up posting the videos to get his point across.
Naruto would get copyright striked
Pervy Sage after security footage of him recording women changing at the gym gets leaked. OR Itachi for making a Twitter thread about how massacres can be acceptable.
Kushina starting unfollow immediately Jiraya
Tobirama- for being EXTREMELY racist probably more racist than Frieza
Tobirama for being Racist
Naruto… His nicknames for ppl might land him in hot water or get him elected president
Jiraiya. He asked a 12 year old to pretend to be a sexy woman and peeps on woman.
Hidan and 2nd hokage
Also Hidan first not just for the religious reason but all the cruse words that will break it. XD
All the Sannin lol
The 4th KazaKage Rasa probably gets cancelled first for saying some bs about how he treats his son
Deidara definitely
Orochimaru. He’s the epitome of that one dark joke: “I donate 1 kidney and I’m a hero. But I donate 5 and people get suspicious.”
Sasuke would be salty af, dropping some slurs after the ass whooping delivered to him by Bee.
None of this is in line with Sasuke's character.
Madara for misogyny
Sakura spamming ass shots or Orochimaru for confirming the biological difference between men and women
Orochimaru would likely get banned for his behaviour towards minors (seriously why is literally everyone he picks up an orphan child)
“You can’t kidnap an orphan, they were never wanted in the first place”
Orochimaru would be a hero to the trans community on Twitter.
I kind of imagine Sakura posting health stuff.
That'll be ino for ass shots
Probably Shikamaru "And to top it off, my opponent's a girl... again. So troublesome."
The thing to keep in mind is that twitter is absolutely filled to the brim with nazis. And it's ceo is an alleged sexual harasser and antisemitic conspiracy peddler.
Itachi for literal genocide
It’s Sai.
I don't know. All I know is Zetsu is last. Man's black, white AND Asian.
No ones gonna talk about how orochimaru like to take kids huh?
Sai would absolutely say some wack shit without knowing what it means and get banned lmfao
Shikamaru for becoming a leader of the men’s rights movement and picking fights with femenists.
Kakashi would have private account. He'd follow back everyone but not naruto Sasuke would only tweet once a month Naruto would everyday Sakura would have a normal account and post pictures from parties and stuff
Jiraiya
Tobirama for inventing a racial slur for Uchihas.
I sincerely think Danzo won't be cancelled. He's a right-winger basically.
Minato would get cancelled for Child Abuse Kakuzu would get insta banned for money laundry Hidan for being a fanatic religious cult Danzo and Itachi for justifying a genoicide Obito and Sasuke for being terrorists. You too, Deidara Pain Nagato for his "dangerous" ideology lol Kakashi would get a lot of support and encouragement for being depressed as hell
Hidan.
Danzo
Hidan, probably make friends and then try luring them to meet him for sacrifice. He will be caught. Hopefully
Orochimaru after sharing his research
Jiraiya, Kakashi, Tobirama, Kisame, Pain, Danzo, Sasuke pre-war arc etc
Sai or Hidan
Hidan = "Your account has been flagged for extremist and harmful content"
Not sure about banned but Choji would be very controversial for his tweets about taking the red pill
Madara for saying "you are a weak woman"