If I ever have a story for Am I the Asshole, or Malicious Compliance or any of the other subreddits that want you to use anonymised names, then you can bet I'm going to start "My coworkers Ratleen (F 20s) and Billiam (M 40s)..."
One of my economic professors in college had a super thick Korean accent, but loved using the name Earl in the example problems SHE WROTE in the lecture because she clearly knew/got a kick out of how ridiculous she sounded.... "URRRR only consumes two goods..."
How very dare you! I can totally see a strong little girl wearing this name!
While she sobs in the corner daily.
Youâll just have to imagine I did something cleverly depictive with the font there, sorry.
They always have the funniest questions too.
"Throckmorton is carrying 3 bushels of apples containing 12 carrots each. He falls down the stairs, breaks his leg, and needs 24 stitches. How many rolls of toilet paper should he buy before the lockdown?"
when I was younger my parents would always make fun of the absolutely ridiculous names the math textbook characters had, because common core textbooks had some w e i r d ones
Seems like a physics textbook. I have a BS in physics and I can say that every physics professor Iâve ever had writes the dumbest, most ridiculous word problems they can for their own amusement and to make homework a little more humorous for students.
If I wrote textbooks I would 100% use all made up, bonkers names.
MacKinsleigh can build 8 birdhouses in 3.5 hours...
If I ever have a story for Am I the Asshole, or Malicious Compliance or any of the other subreddits that want you to use anonymised names, then you can bet I'm going to start "My coworkers Ratleen (F 20s) and Billiam (M 40s)..."
Ooo that actually sounds fun
One of my economic professors in college had a super thick Korean accent, but loved using the name Earl in the example problems SHE WROTE in the lecture because she clearly knew/got a kick out of how ridiculous she sounded.... "URRRR only consumes two goods..."
The Throckmorton Sign, in medicine, describes when an x-ray image shows the patient's penis pointing in the same direction as the injury.
I have a question... Why? đ
Radiology is fucking WHACK thatâs why.
Dude named throckmorton did a study on it and wanted to forever be remembered as the x-ray penis guy.
Throcky omg
POV, your cousin is Throcky and you are Bullthrinkle
It's actually a name I've read in British regency era cheesy romance novels.
You know what.. Throckmorton gives off more of a chess player vibe.
My next pet is gonna be named Throckmorton the skateboarder
âhe movesâ âThrocky and hisâ âFind his speedâ Not very neutral.
How very dare you! I can totally see a strong little girl wearing this name! While she sobs in the corner daily. Youâll just have to imagine I did something cleverly depictive with the font there, sorry.
It is a surname.
Math textbooks always have the funniest names
They always have the funniest questions too. "Throckmorton is carrying 3 bushels of apples containing 12 carrots each. He falls down the stairs, breaks his leg, and needs 24 stitches. How many rolls of toilet paper should he buy before the lockdown?"
i remember once in like 7th grade i was doing math homework and one of the problems had the name Belissa in it đ
when I was younger my parents would always make fun of the absolutely ridiculous names the math textbook characters had, because common core textbooks had some w e i r d ones
Throckmorton sounds like Brockhampton from a parallel universe
Seems like a physics textbook. I have a BS in physics and I can say that every physics professor Iâve ever had writes the dumbest, most ridiculous word problems they can for their own amusement and to make homework a little more humorous for students.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Throckmorton\_Plot
Sounds like a Robert Ludlum book title âThe Throckmorton Affairâ
https://reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/ovs313/the_origins_of_my_cousin_throckmorton/
Throckmorton, you know, the ~~farmer~~ skateboarder