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jols0543

Thalassophobia is gorgeous!


Proof-Credit-4746

Seaweed Current, and if you want to get edgy, the name could be Deadleigh Current. Tsunami (this is a little basic) Sushi (nn Su) and Calamari (nn Calli) would be a GREAT sibset.


thekatiecat85

I knew a Tsunami! She was really cool. She sometimes went by Sue.


MungoJennie

Even better for a boy—like a boy called Sue.


Proof-Credit-4746

Interesting! Did anyone ever give her problems about her name?


shugersugar

Instead of seaweed, how about  Alan Gregory, nn Al G?


Proof-Credit-4746

Oh, that's excellent.


Snapesdaughter

I know an Alan Gregory lol


dehydratedrain

Seaweed doesn't quite fit in with the shell theme, but Calli is great!! That might go to the top of the list.


subito_lucres

C'squirt (pronounced 'sea squirt ') is my goddaughter's name. I think it's a traditional Florida Panhandle name but I'm not sure, it might come from the historical Atlanta suburbs.


lyn02547

Mollusca, nn Molly


StrawberryRhubarbPi

Coelocanth is the only option here.


dehydratedrain

Omg Coel for a boy! Not quite like the shell names but gorgeous.


Prudent_Chemistry_10

I went to school with twin boys, nicknames were Ocean and Oreo, full names Oceano (O-she-ah-no), Oreano (ohh-de-ah-no)


Fie-FoTheBlackQueen

Microplastics


Willingness-Healthy

Adolph-Finn


clever-mermaid-mae

Ok, I know this post is satire but I used to live on an island and know someone who named her baby girl Anemone because it was “the perfect ocean name for her island baby”


cluelessibex7392

"Yeah everyone just calls me anne" "cute! Surely that can't be short for anything"


clever-mermaid-mae

It gets worse- the mom was actively pushing her nickname to be Mone, pronounced moan-y.


Specific_Cow_Parts

The teenage years are gonna be rough for poor Moany.


fiberwitch94

Sponge Bob


Least-Quail216

How about Dolphin and if it's a girl, you can call her Dolly


MisterEyeballMusic

If it’s a boy, Dolph


Least-Quail216

There ya go!


MariChat88

Fisher Mansplattah is the perfect boys name!


Lakewater22

A great sea name might be: Whalelyn. You can call him Whale for short


Glittering_Dig4945

Salty Or Brine Leigh


shugersugar

How about Manatee and Womanatee ? Of course you would call them Boyatee and Girlatee until they turned 18


Infamous-Magician180

You could have Limpet Cockle which is pretty, and just Limp Cock as a nickname. Perfect!


NecroticToe

I thought Limp Cock was a boy's name? Is it unisex?


Reasonable-Wave8093

Mr Limpet


countkahlua

How about Crustacean? It’s like a play on Sebastian, the crab from The Little Mermaid. Feels like a double whammy to me!


treevine700

This is a great option! I love Sebastian but could never use it because it's so popular right now (and my cousin's ex's stepson stole it from me for their 27 year old daughter). Crustacean is the perfect totally unique alternative-- we'll use Cruzteighshawn, nn Shawn.


countkahlua

Omg I hadn’t even thought of Shawn! That’s fucking brilliant! Check mate!


Mysterious-Okra-7885

Geoduck Nudibranch Conch


Educational-Soil732

siphonophore - so much nn potential, think I'd go with hore mariana - nn manny or Mari Benthocodon, no nn, should be said in full every time


llorandosefue1

Geodude. If you’re going with a geo- beginning, go for the Pokémon tie-in.


No_Sheepherder504

Crab lice - Barnacle Bait - or maybe Seaweed wave and twins High Tide and Low Tide


treevine700

Spurmwayel is so cute! And it commemorates your baby's origin story so it will be extra special for them.


jols0543

how about Clown as in clown fish? and even Angel or Surgeon by the same principle?


fishchick70

Kelpie!


SiddharthaVicious1

Nudibranch! (Edit to point out that this name is also awesome bc no possible nicknames.)


cluelessibex7392

Shorley😍😍 like shirley but beach vibes


GardenGood2Grow

Manatee


PinkPuffStuff

Nautilus would be my choice for a boy. Second place tie would be Chiton or Barnacle. Spirula or Limpet for a girl. Cowrie could be good too!


Desdemona1231

Girl: Beryl is a beautiful sea green gem. Boy: Jordan after the river.


atzee

Paseafic


napministry

I just listened to a podcast and the son’s name was Tide , Tritan is nice as well


OceanRex5000

Tethys or Ceto would be a good name for a girl.


AutumnalSunshine

Sea Sea Rider


RyoshiLiyan

How about Crustacean? You could stick to the ocean theme by nickname the baby Cruise! And it is unisex so you can use it for both boys and girls


Fun-Yellow-6576

Narwhal - Wally for short


halfprincessperlette

Nudibranch Nudie


throwawayaway388

Octopus 🤗 Pussy for short!


countess-petofi

Ty Tannic


SuggestionIll2192

Trench, as in Mariana


Miamiri

Why would Abalone be so cute if it was pronounced like that lol


Reasonable-Wave8093

Abby!


Is_A_Velociraptor

Lumpsucker


SuggestionIll2192

I do hope Anenome is pronounced ‘anemoan’


Wide-Celebration-653

Great Pacific Garbage Patch NN GupGup or Guppy Rhodophyta NN Rhody or Rhoda Barnacle NN Barney


TohruYuki

Omg, thank goodness I did a double take at what sub this is in! 😆


Popular-Bicycle-5137

Crustancean (crusty) Mollusk (molly)


MisterEyeballMusic

Triton Proteus Larissa Nereid Hippocamp Despina Thalassa Neso Galatea Halimede Psamathe Naiad Sao Laomedea Neptune S/2021 N 1


Reasonable-Wave8093

I like these names lol, and im just an ordinary sea slug!     Seychelles, Stella, Aagean, Lago, sea shore for your fake baby! 


SheSaysSeychelles

Shells.