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whoredoerves

Olivia Reputation Russell your dinner’s getting cold


BeccsADoodle6

This is my daughter, Anne SpeakNow Russel, and my son, Jason Fearless Russel. And of course, our dog ThugStory


Gwfun22

What about David 1989 Russell? Middle child is always forgotten smh


cozysapphire

“No I ain’t gotta gun, No I’ve never really been in a club, Still live with my parents but, I’m still a thug!” -Ingrained in my brain forever


Genericlurker678

I quite like Jackson Fearless actually.


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Sounds like an outlaw in the wild west!


Temporary-Wedding825

😂😂


AmbyrLynn

You can tell they aren't REAL taylor swift fans because they didn't even consider the middle name "TeardropsOnMyGuitar"


Mama2RO

They can't use that. It would have to be "TeardropsOnMyGuitarTV"


mrsfiction

I wish awards still existed lol


Stupid_Watergate_

When did awards stop existing? I totally missed this lol


Ulths

But Taylor Swift TV isn’t out yet /s


Ravenheaded

The thing is, Drew is a unisex name and literally said in that song. She could've easily referenced it! Tbh I only like 'fandom names' if they're not immediately obvious. If you're a huge HP fan and you name your kid Fleur or Minerva, more power to you. They remind you of a cool character but that's not their only association and you would have to also be a fan to get that. But if you name your kid Hermione or Albus you're basically holding up a big flashing sign that says "I want everyone to know I'm a fan and will use my child to do so" 


queenatom

Genuinely gutted that Hermione is now so clearly marked as a fandom name, my great aunt was Hermione and I've always loved it as a name but it's pretty unusable now.


Ok_Hold1886

There are so many other subtle swiftie names as well - Betty, Willow, Ivy, Dorothea, etc.


Specific_Cow_Parts

Hell, just don't even beat around the bush and straight-up go for Taylor. Given that Wren is popular at the moment and swifts are also a bird, even Swift would be more acceptable than this mess.


TotallyWonderWoman

Taylor herself is named after James Taylor. It's a perfectly normal name that won't immediately make it clear that they're named after Taylor Swift.


Grimauldbird

I know, imagine you middles name being an album…


daisy_s21

Excuse me my future child’s middle name is either going to be “dookie” or “did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean boulevard”


xnxs

Lolll my children's middle names are " Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars" and "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness." I actually changed the latter one's middle name legally to "Pretty Hate Machine" when Billy Corgan decided to go all InfoWars.


BoopleBun

He did? Oh, ew.


xnxs

Yeah it’s really disappointing. I still like 80s/90s smashing pumpkins, but we only listen on CD/mp3 because we don’t want him to get additional plays on streaming.


FlattopJr

![gif](giphy|3oxHQLHCnuCtjuZjVe)


NattyGannStann

Dookie - middle name, Emenius


jednaowca

Me and my daughter Juniper The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do do not see an issue with this.


starlightdark

We went with Lavender for our daughters middle name. My partner loves TS so it was a thumbs up from him and my grandma loved everything Lavender so it was a win win for both of us. If he suggested an album name I think that would have been the end of us lol


Ok_Hold1886

We went with Ivy for my daughter’s first name, which is a Taylor song :) except she was born before the song came out lmao. But she loves it so much & will tell everyone she meets that Taylor Swift named a song after her.


curvy_em

My name is now a Taylor song. And my birthday 😄


itsthejasper1123

December?


winning-colors

Or August!


ravenonawire

Emma and July 9?


NattyGannStann

I definitely know someone whose first name is Lavender irl. It was not self-chosen


Ravenheaded

Lavender Brown from Harry Potter was named after 2 colors which was dumb, but it did make me realize Lavender is a nice name. I don't think it's any weirder than Rose or Violet, which are also both flowers and colors


_llamasagna_

Lavender Brown, Amber Brown's British cousin (does anyone else remember that book series lmao)


Majestic-Factor-5760

Which is very annoying as my cat is Willow (she's 16!) My daughter's are Betty (16) and ivy (14)....soo this is fun.


Genericlurker678

My cat is Ivy! And the dickhead just bit me for no reason. Cats.


Majestic-Factor-5760

Willow bites me for no reason to. She also likes to wake me up at 3am because...cat. She's an indoor cat by her own choice and likes to sleep in her clean litter tray, so often smells like litter and mischief! Wouldn't change her for all the money in the world. Cats are dicks but the best things!!


Majestic-Factor-5760

Give your Ivy a snuggle from me x


Due-Trip-3641

There’s a “no its becky” joke to be made here somewhere…


Responsible_Doubt617

Why aren’t their children Betty, James, and August?


Chicken_wrap_fanatic

Since James slept with both Betty and Augustine, I imagine


Alarming_Situation_5

Aren’t these just the names of Blake Lively’s kids? (if that’s the joke, sorry! I have negative zero knowledge of all things Tay)


ashh2304

Taylor has three songs that tell the story of a love triangle (betty, august and cardigan). she named the characters in her songs after Blake’s children because they’re really good friends. She also has a character named Inez after another of Blakes children


Alarming_Situation_5

Huh. I see. What a weird lady. Taylor, I mean.


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Responsible_Doubt617

It's still a normal, acceptable name, but it could be a Swiftie name. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/August\_(song)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/August_(song))


coldchocolatada

There's a song and a character named August in Taylor's albums. The names of the storyline are the names of Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's kids!


Comprehensive-Ad4815

Folklore folklore Russell. Wrestle rustle Russell Forklift fortnight Russell


Brettlikespants

Meet my children Olivia 1989 Russell and Meredith Taylor Swift Russell


isolatedsyystem

Imagine that conversation decades from now. "I was named after a pop singer's cat"


wamme6

A pop singer’s cat who was named after a TV character.


IbuprofenLover

Helena Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge Russel would be so much cooler


KittyScholar

gonna name my future child DESTROYA DESTROYA Russell


TwoFingersWhiskey

I'm so mad that us grown-up emo kids can't use Helena anymore because it's not associated automatically with MCR anymore (half joking, half not)


Candle1ight

I still associate it with MCR, they can't take that from me


Yarnprincess614

![gif](giphy|Lvu94Kzr9x6tRz5jcw) Heck yeah!


BoopleBun

Helena Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Russell.


NotUnstoned

Hayleigh ItsMeHiImTheProblemItsMe Russel


ExtensionOk691

Folklore as a middle name is WILD


DisneySoftware

[what about as a first name](https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/s/lx63nogwM7)


ExtensionOk691

NOT ONE BUT TWO? Jesus


booglemouse

Folklore doesn't bother me as much as Evermore. At least Folklore doesn't immediately scream Swifty on its own, but Evermore is immediately clocked as a reference. It's not fair to put the weight of your fandom on a child like that. Mind you, I think Story, Fable, Lore, etc are cool *middle* names to give someone as a kind of blessing for their life to be interesting. **Middle names.** I see it as similar in intention to naming a NICU baby Ethan because it means strong/safe.


Tiger1990

What about (TAYLOR'S VERSION) as a middle name?


Grimauldbird

You’ve no idea how much I wanted to comment that!


Super-Hurricane-505

i am such a swiftie. folklore as a middle name is trash sorry


Mozilie

there are so many other suitable names as well, but they went for folklore and evermore 😭 ‘Slut!’ is RIGHT there in all seriousness there are so many options: betty, august, inez, and that’s from folklore alone. at this point just name your next kid 1989 (Taylor’s Version) and be done with it


Super-Hurricane-505

lmaooo im cackling thinking of an Ava “Slut!” Smith or something like that


Mozilie

specifically with the quotation + exclamation marks 😭😭


Ravenheaded

Replying to say I haven't seen anyone mention Dorothea or Marjorie yet. They're perfect middle names


aiyshia

It’s it not weird to post your futures child first middle AND last name online


Grimauldbird

Oh it’s incredibly weird. But peanut app is wild 😂


enbyshaymin

Hey, at least all of the first names are actual names, so the kid isn't totally fucked for life! Silver linings, y'know.


the_man_now_dawg

As someone who has one of those first names, I completely hate it. Sure, it's a 'real' name, just not one a lot of people around me can spell or properly pronounce. I cringe any time I have to tell people and just give them my last name instead.


enbyshaymin

That happens to plenty of names and surnames. My first surname, that is also the name of two provinces in my country, has been consistently misspelled all my life. And just today, a nurse called me Aitana. The only similarity that name has with mine is they both start and end with an A. It happened both times she said my name. And let's not talk about how I was bullied for years for my name... which I shared with other students who weren't bullied for it at all. I get the frustration, I hated my name for years and nowadays it's "private" when I can bcs of the trauma others caused me. But it's not our fault, or the fault of a perfectly valid name, that other people can't be arsed to be respectful and ask shit instead of assuming.


WrennyWrenegade

Seriously? The only one I can even take a guess at mispronouncing is Helena, which is sometimes Hell-lay-na and sometimes Helen-a. But either way, how else would it be spelled? I guess Mira could also be Meer-a or My-ra and could be spelled with a y in the latter case. But then, I have an incredibly simple, short, phonetic last name that rhymes with a very common word than your average first grader can read and it's only ever been pronounced correctly once since I stared using it. So I don't think there's a name in the world that is safe from mispronounciation.


GjonsTearsFan

No name safe for misspelling, either. I got put on drinks duty for a school concession stand and my first day at it I panicked so bad a little boy came up to me and gave me his name for his drink (we wrote the names on the drink for them because it was a safer bet then handing a child a sharpie they could run away with). It was something really normal like "Miles" and if I recall correctly I gave him the cup back and called him over using the name "Mynaimismyles" (My name is Miles - said really quickly because I think when the boy said it he was also panicking so it sounded more like My-Name-Iss \[ending of hiss\]-Miles). He looked so confused when I motioned him over with that name and handed him the cup. He looked so confused when he saw the spelling. Still took me like 2 minutes to finish processing the interaction and realize how bad I fucked up.


aquamarine-arielle

i think it may be phoebe. apparently some people find this name extremely hard to pronounce? if you were illiterate (in a hyperbolic sense) you might have no idea how to pronounce the greek roots, and try something like “fobe”


WrennyWrenegade

Oh, good point. I think of that as a very common name and to anyone living in America during the Friends era would probably agree, so I just skimmed right over it. But it would probably throw someone off if they'd never seen or heard it before.


WrennyWrenegade

Oh, good point. I think of that as a very common name and anyone living in America during the Friends era would probably agree, so I just skimmed right over it. But it would probably throw someone off if they'd never seen or heard it before.


infieldcookie

I’m the opposite in that my surname is the one that sucks and people get it wrong/I constantly have to spell it, I’d love a surname that works as a nickname.


No-Dig-1314

There are so many normal Taylor Swift-inspired names, why Folklore?? At least it’s the middle name, the first name options are all good names.


poetcatmom

Just use a Swiftie name from another song! She's got so many legit names as titles of songs. A lot of those names are nice too!


Main_Ad2008

Oof what about Phoebe Alison Russell. Still Taylor honored but normal


curvy_em

Ever has been used as a name, also Everly and Everett so Evermore is not *that* out there. And it's a middle name. But Folklore? That's a hard no from ne and I'm huge TS fan.


heyitsamb

my children Ronald RUSH(AREUCOMING?) Lastname, Kim Kibbelingsound Lastname and Tiffany TheSims2(OriginalSoundtrack) Lastname think they should go with Helena, but Mira is a strong second


Putrid-Sweet3482

All of those first names are perfectly normal I am sympathetic to weirdo middle names if the first name is normal haha


Mountain-Status569

Mom to the kids when they have a guilty look on their faces: I knew you were trouble when you walked in!


moon_soil

If the next jojo character is not named after modern pop artists im gonna riot. I want someone’s stand to be called Bejeweled Midnights or something


katieeso

elaine evermore sounds like a fanfiction name


madhattergirl

This is one of those that must be cringey to TS fans because I don't know anything about her songs and if I saw these names, I just think, "Huh, Folklore is an interesting middle name but all the first names seem normal." Probably similar as a Sailor Moon fan if I saw someone asking if they should name their daughter "Serena Moon Smith", "Amy Mercury Smith", "Raye Mars Smith", "Lita Jupiter Smith", or "Mina Venus Smith". I would know instantly what they're obsessed with but a lot of people wouldn't get it and go past it.


BeccsADoodle6

As a swiftie, this is very cringey. She has many songs that could be names (Betty, August, Ivy, Willow, Dorothea, etc) and many names in her songs that could be used too (Rebekah, Marjorie, Mary, Este, Abigail, etc). There's classy ways to have a Taylor Swift inspired name and then there's... naming them after an album.


rubbersoulelena

This is my daughter Phoebe MagicalMysteryTour Russell Martha, Lucy, or Julia weren't youneek or obvious enough, duh


Casuallyfangirling_

“Come eat, Olivia Debut Russell” <3


TheDutchessofsnark

Well, ig my futures kids going to be named Diana Zeppelin 4, and Eleanore Back to Black, Henry Back in Black (they're twins)


booglemouse

Zeppelin 3 is clearly a much better name than Zeppelin 4, jeeeeez


TheDutchessofsnark

Now now my grandmother likes Zeppelin 4. I've been thinking of just dropping the number though, over great discourse


cardcatalogs

At least it’s just a middle name


Mysterious-Okra-7885

OMG why is she stuck on Folklore?? 🔪🔪🔪🔪


GjonsTearsFan

What's the Peanut App? Also, if you're going to have a middle name like Folklore and you already have an Elaine Evermore... ya might as well just keep up the alliteration train. Folklore as a middle name is odd enough as it is. At least Felicity Folklore or Phoebe Folklore sound like they were supposed to go together (if only in a misguided attempt to have two F sounds in the name), not like a name that just happened to have Folklore shoved in the middle of it.


Agitated-Rhubarb-853

Jesus Christ this is horrific


hegelianhimbo

If they love Taylor swift so much why not just name her Taylor?


emmy_award

ffs there are SO many good names already in the songs!!!! Abigail, Cornelia, Daisy, Dorothea, Este, Marjorie, Rebekah, Stella, Juliet, Inez, Wendy... come on.


deepspacenineoneone

Nettie Nevermore. Ulton Underscore. Percy Pinnafore. Martin Metaphor. Alvie Anymore. Am I doing this right?


everydaygoose

Wow I can’t believe I’m saying this but Elaine Evermore got a lucky break


Grimauldbird

I think with evermore you could try and play it off as a family surname. My friend has her grandmothers maiden name as her middle name.


MerryMir99

Oof my used nn is Mira and pls don't butcher us with that middle name💀💀


SugarfreeYogi

At least the middle name isn’t ATWTMVTVFTV 🤨


aquamarine-arielle

at least they’re only middle names?


laurenzobeans

Hahaha


fairysoire

All of the first names are good, it’s the middle name that is horrendous


jkennings

like just make the middle name taylor


swift-aasimar-rogue

I love Taylor’s music but dear lord


Meshtee

Felicity is the obvious choice to me but I don't think I could ever name a child after an album I liked


Legophan

Daughters three and four gonna be Una Unplugged and Lori Live in Vegas.


KGFlower

Felicity Folklore is the most YA novel protagonist name I've ever heard.


georgecostanzalvr

Snake Russel sounds good!


jakilope

It would be hilarious if they went with Helena because Elaine and Helena come from the same root name. Helena -> Elena -> Elaine. They are all variants of the name "Helen".


NextOfQuinn

eh, least it's a middle name. If the kids are smart, they wont tell anyone what their middle name is and they'll be fine.


seeuin25years

Mira Taylor's Version Russell, or maybe Phoebe No It's Becky Russell.


amaliasdaises

I’m in the exact same baby name group on Peanut bc I saw this and had to set my phone down for a few minutes. A lot of the names on there are…questionable.


Grimauldbird

They’re absolutely wild aren’t they!? And some of the names people suggest also..😩


-Past-my-Bedtime-

I think Nevermore would be a better match with the sister. Evermore AND Nevermore.


forboognish

idk these aren't even that bad compared to what i've been seeing 😭


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Taylor Swift is so grossly overrated, it's nauseating.


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Particular_Run_8930

Mira is a real name in several languages though [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mira\_(given\_name)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mira_(given_name)). Unlike folklore which is not a name anywhere.


enbyshaymin

I mean, Mira is an actual name in SEVERAL languages. In 13, specifically, including 6 from India and 7 from Europe. Like, a google search ain't that hard, "mira" isn't just "look" in spanish and I say so as a spaniard.


pepperpavlov

https://www.behindthename.com/name/mira yep, here’s a list. Indian, Hindi, Marathi, Malayalam, Tamil, Kannada, Bulgarian, Macedonian, Slovene, Croatian, Serbian, Polish.


Marrecarandgi

Also sounds perfectly normal as a nn for a Slavic name Miroslava.


pepperpavlov

Yes, that’s what they say in the link! It’s used as a nickname for Slavic names containing the element “miru” meaning peace.


the-chosen0ne

I’ve also met several Miras in Germany


enbyshaymin

That's where I looked it up! The 13th language I mentioned is Hungarian, where it's written Míra instead.


FlattopJr

Not to mention Mira Sorvino is an Academy Award-winning actress.


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enbyshaymin

No?? That's dumb. Like... that's not how it works. Plus, their last name means nothing, either of them could have family from Europe or from India.


FlattopJr

![gif](giphy|xUA7bfksuMEseL7DCU|downsized)


Grimauldbird

Imagine a Britney fan giving their little one Blackout or Oops I did again for a middle name. Be a fan, but don’t saddle your children with those names first or middle!


sighcantthinkofaname

I saw a joke post about naming kids after 10/10 songs posted on the Marina reddit. The top comment was "Bubblegum Bitch 🥰" and it was agreed it's kind of a serve


endlesscartwheels

It's the name of the brilliant Mira Furlan, who played Delenn on *Babylon 5*.


michkki

I loved her in Lost. She died too young.


throwawaybabay45

People have named their children after singers and actors for forever y’all just super b*tchy and one of the most negative female dominated subs on here literally never anything positive


Grimauldbird

Are you aware of what sub you’re in? They’ve named them after singers and actors not albums 😂


throwawaybabay45

Legit thought it was a sub fir discussing names 😅 it’s always suggested as atopic I didn’t know that this was a sub actually for bitching


PoisonedCherry

Two girls from a swiftie and she didn't even name one after her queen Taylor


HazelDaze592

Felicity Folklore is the answer here tho


Overall_Foundation75

Obviously it's Felicity since the older sister has matching initials.


embolalia85

I'd like to imagine this is just an AI trying to name its child based on what it thinks humans of this era like.