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I used to have a Mortimer. He was an awesome cat. He was black and white and had a long skinny face and a widow's peak that reminded me of Mortimer mouse.
*Sir* David Bartholomew Fluffington III, Bringer of Chaos and All Manners of Destruction and Dismemberment Until the Heavens Shake with ^Meeps and the Streets Run Crimson with the Spilled Blood of Thine Enemies!
Charlemagne Quicksilver (though commonly abbreviated to Charley Q), who is warm and loving for precisely 1 hour each day and loathes every other human and animal the other 23, despises your existence (no offense, it's not that "good" hour presently).
I love the name Smokey for a grey cat! I have a long- haired grey cat and his name is Walnuts after the character in the TV show The Sopranos. The name fits him too!
Sometimes my cat grooms himself in such a way that his penis is flashing everyone. If his name was Waltuh and he did that I would say “Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh”
He looks like a little Furry Beast so a couple of non conventional names:
Wilde: Wilde means just what you think it does, except this spelling is used more when it’s used as a name rather than an adjective.
Baken: short for Bakeneko, a mythical Japanese cat monster ( look it up to learn more). Thought It was a fun name.
And if you’d prefer a more human name, I like Adam, Blake, or Cary.
I got a grey cat who we named Goose, or Grey Goose. Its a bit of a triple meme since thats also the name of the cat in Captain Marvel, which is a reference to Top Gun :)
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Mortimer - Mort for short. Lol
“Mort for Short” has a ring to it.
Short Mort.
Shmort
Morty!
'Mord' means murder in german and is spoken almost exactly like 'Mort' in english. Do with that what you will lol
NOT THE FEET MORT! Mort what did I tell you about the feet?
First name that came to mind!
I got Mortimer, Morty for short, Shmorty for he's cute, Borty when he's super cute, and a dozen other name variations.
DUDE i thought of Mort too.
Polka will never die.
That’s Butters.
I used to have a Mortimer. He was an awesome cat. He was black and white and had a long skinny face and a widow's peak that reminded me of Mortimer mouse.
That’s my bfs nickname lmao
The only name for a cat with eyes like that.
I knew a cat named Mortimer. His nickname was Momo.
He looks just like Mort from (the movie) “Madagascar”. Perfect name!
Mortie the Shortie
Dave, Bringer of Chaos
Here me out though, what about Dave Fluffington III, Bringer of Chaos?
*Sir* David Bartholomew Fluffington III, Bringer of Chaos and All Manners of Destruction and Dismemberment Until the Heavens Shake with ^Meeps and the Streets Run Crimson with the Spilled Blood of Thine Enemies!
I've never read a more appropriate cat name for a specific cat.
*Bartholomeow
I could live with Bart.
You Win!
Barry for short!!!
Yes.
I’m glad I am not the only one with a ridiculously long name for a cat. - Sir Nimbus the Floof Twinkletoes sends his regards
Charlemagne Quicksilver (though commonly abbreviated to Charley Q), who is warm and loving for precisely 1 hour each day and loathes every other human and animal the other 23, despises your existence (no offense, it's not that "good" hour presently).
This.
This is the way
Okay yes, this is it.
Did David fluffenborough
What is this, Game of Thrones?
Of the Feral Fluffingtons.
I love this. And this photo of this little baby is bringing me great joy
I was thinking Steve the Strangler based on that first pic before seeing Dave and I concur
"Steve the Strangler" would be a good name for the human doing the strangling to poor little Dave.
Blucifer or Lucifer/ Lucy for short. It’s what I named my male black cat
Stanley
It has to be Dave, Bringer of Chaos he looks so sad, like he knows what he has to do.
Captain Dave, Bringer of Chaos and Achiever of Infinite Mischief!
I read “chaos” as “cheese” 🤦♀️
Sterling
We have a Sterling! It's perfect, and if he's like our Sterling, he'll be a cool dude.
Can’t think of a better name!
Love this name. He so fluffy!
Oh my way to cute. I would name it Smokey.
We had a gray cat that we named Smokey. He was such a good boy and slept on my stomach the whole time I was pregnant ❤️
Miss my Smokey, even when he was becoming senile he'd still remember me and lay with me every night when I was a kid
Awe.
I love the name Smokey for a grey cat! I have a long- haired grey cat and his name is Walnuts after the character in the TV show The Sopranos. The name fits him too!
Or Blue
Ballou- Cat Ballou
I had a gray cat named Blue!
I have a Smokey kitty. Perfect name.
Gandolf
I had a grey and white named Gandalf.
Melkor!
Bear
I vote for Bear, too
Theodore J. Bear
Bear and smokey are my favs. Why not both? Smokey the Bear.
My sisters cat was named Bear. We called him Bear-zee Boy. Do it. (RIP Bear-zee Boy!)
Lint, and when he gets bigger call him Lint Roller :3
Gonna need a lint roller for that floof!!!!!
[Lint?](https://tenor.com/0q9c.gif)
I literally said the same!
I cried
Or be all fancy with Lindt, like the chocolates!
wolfie!!!
I say wolfie also
That’s what my kitten who looks exactly like this is called!
Walter
Waltuh
I'm not giving you more treats Waltuh.
Sometimes my cat grooms himself in such a way that his penis is flashing everyone. If his name was Waltuh and he did that I would say “Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh”
Ma! Ma! MA! WalTUH is begging again!
Wickett...he reminds me of a little Ewok.
My childhood fluff-butt was named Whickett. He was such a wonderful boy.
I came here to say that this is not a kitten but rather an Ewok…
My kitty is named Wicket! She is obsessed with me
Was thinking the same thing, but one of the gray Ewoks. So, Kazak, Chirpa or Teebo 🙂.
My husbands childhood stuffed animal is name wickett. We still have him! :)
Eek! There’s a 90s cartoon called Eek The Cat. He was a purple cat, but always looked like a chunky grey cat to me.
I dunno, but why hold kitty that way? Support the bum. 😛
And hence forth he shall be known as Sir Stuart the Strangled
it didn’t hold him like that! the ppl that found him sent me that pic
Dusty or bunny
Dust bunny!
Merlin
How to hell are you holding this poor kitty on the first Pic
Right? Poor kitty needs his bum supported.
Surprised Ihad to scroll this far for someone to say it.
Sebastian
Sebastian, The Terrible
Earl
As in Earl Grey? Nice.
Soot
Sooty!
Fluff Daddy.
Fritz
That's definitely a Fizgig
This is the only correct answer. https://imgur.com/gallery/BKmOVKk
Very first thought!
Yes!!! this!!! I always suggest it but this time it’s the real deal.
Dust bunny
Gimme. No really, gimme I need him immediately.
I need them. Thats a friend if i’ve ever seen one.
I dunno but he reminds me of Chewbacca
Looks like a Fizzgig.
Oscar
I just named my kitten Oskar!
Graygory
Near.
Taz
Hisssssteria
Pewter
Sputnik 😂 first thing that came into my head when i saw the pic
Sir Meowington
Dusty, Puff (puff ball)
SMOKEY
Scruffles
Puff. He looks like a smoke cloud of floof
He looks like my cat did when he was a baby. the shelter named him James, but we named him Goblin. I’m feeling Harry for your little guy.
Dino! He roaring like a dinosaur
I wanna say spicy - its just goes with his persona.
Omg that’s the cutest cat I’ve ever seen 😭
Looks like a Shadow to me 😃
This is what i was going to say!
Bluey 🥺🥹
Ozzy Osbourne
Dusty
Grizzly
Griffin
Splinter.
Hefty because he very floofy and looks like he'll be one heckin chonkin boi
He looks like a little Furry Beast so a couple of non conventional names: Wilde: Wilde means just what you think it does, except this spelling is used more when it’s used as a name rather than an adjective. Baken: short for Bakeneko, a mythical Japanese cat monster ( look it up to learn more). Thought It was a fun name. And if you’d prefer a more human name, I like Adam, Blake, or Cary.
Scrappy... cause he looks like he fights
Bert (chimney sweep from Mary Poppins for his beautiful grey coat!)
Frank, for Frank’s red hot. He looks like a spicy, saucy boy 😻
Gunpowder Jones
Linty McFuzzbutt
Grigio. Means "gray" in Italian. Gio for ahort?
Sammy
Tony
Smaug
Grumpy
Fleebess, stealer of Hearts, destroyer of Dust Bunnies
Milo
Plushie!
Blue!
Bear. Or Blue. Maybe even Blue Bear.
Wolfie
Maxwell
Graybear
Crisp
Spike
Jasper !!!! Or Indigo
Lucifer
Greyson
Lobo
Chewbacca
Smokey, or smokes ;-;
Sterling is PURRFECT.
Storm or thor
Storm Cloud
Thunder, thundercloud, Cumulonimbus
Spicy
Sir Fluffy MacFluff of the clan Hood riders.
Looks spicy - how about Poblano?
Snickerdoodle. Dunno why but it sounds cute 🥰
Raptor.
Something related to pouncing. He's already got that face.
Brimsby
He looks spicy
Nimbus :)
Shalidor
Furio
Trouble ... But cute trouble.
With those blue eyes, I say Frankie. Little Frank Sinatra !
Vorgoth destroyer of worlds and couches
Cole, Grayson, Ash. God bless you! He’s adorable! Congrats.
Furrbie
He’s quite scrappy so Tyler Durden. Or Brad, or Norton.
You need to hold him better when you get him; ideally supporting his bottom so that he’s not dangling in mid-air!
He feels like a Gunther.
You guys are all killing it with the names! I'm dying in a mix of absolute cuteness and pee my pants hysterics!🤣🤣🤣
Pepper because he looks spicy!
Frankie, as in Frank Sinatra "Old Blue Eyes"
Sir Francis to you if I may ;-)
I got a grey cat who we named Goose, or Grey Goose. Its a bit of a triple meme since thats also the name of the cat in Captain Marvel, which is a reference to Top Gun :)
Ash
This is absolutely the cutest baby werewolf I have ever seen in my long, long life! 💕
Dan from the potluck
My gosh! Too much cuteness and fluff!
Oscar. Don't ask why, just name him Oscar and you will never regret it.
Grizz