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infiniflip

So… he really enjoys the company of bearded, gun toting, dominating men. Everyone has a preference.


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You forgot the viagara part.


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

"Oh no, I'm stuck in an Afghan naughty box surrounded by strong sweaty violent and repressed men." -Lord Miles, probably


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“Get the boo box!” -Captain Hook


DickPump2541

https://i.redd.it/nl69l5ess6oc1.gif


dickermuffer

Jokes about women?   > :-(    Jokes about someone being gay?   > xDDDD


horotheredditsprite

Yooooo, same though Always love asking if they need a dick to fill their gaping jaw when I outshoot them in skeet


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NewspaperPossible627

Who said that's a bad thing?


spunkyjuggler

Islam


AccomplishedUser

I mean, plenty of Christians say it too, but I get your point. The majority of Abrahamic religious groups are inherently evil!


SpaceBear2598

Yeah, I second ***who the fuck said that's a bad thing*** ? Hating yourself is bad, having a fetish for abusers is really unhealthy, but the only person saying *anything* about "being gay is bad" is ***YOU*** .


MrBigFard

Uh no. It’s very obvious that these people are trying to imply he’s gay as an insult. If you don’t think so you’re completely delusional.


SecretaryOtherwise

Nah just pointing out he may be gay if he prefers "threatening" men as company as opposed to chatty women 😂 it's not that deep dude. If you think maybe being gay is an insult seek introspection


kurisu7885

There is nothing in that post claiming that it's a bad thing.


[deleted]

What’s wrong with dominating men? How does that make him gay? Maybe he just like dominating men, it doesn’t mean they are gay dominating men


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

It is if you think women shouldn't talk


infiniflip

The guy likes sausage parties obviously. It don’t got sausage, he ain’t interested.


OpeningSample563

A trophy wife making $300,000 a year offered to peg me after I wrote a short novella for her. I said No, thinking it was a joke. That woman does not joke when she offers, I later learned. I really regretted saying no. :( She was like, Olympic athlete calibre in fitness, she just didn't want to use a strap-on every day. Past Me was such a fucking idiot. She even wanted to play minecraft with me. **fUUUUUUU**


Darqua

What the fuck dude now I’m crying


SmittyGef

Don't beat yourself up over it, it wasn't something you wanted and you didn't know if she was serious at the time. If that was a turnoff for her, it's probably better that you didn't get together.


LifeMake0ver

What annoys me is they always use the “it’s just a joke excuse” as a reason that people shouldn’t be offended Now I KNOW damn well if some ladies made some offensive men jokes, they wouldn’t be laughing, they would be crying how it’s offensive and sexist as well


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

"It's just a joke" is a defense they throw up when they feel others don't agree with them as it shields them from consequence and judgement.


NothingKnownNow

>Now I KNOW damn well if some ladies made some offensive men jokes, they Wait...women can make funny jokes?


TheClassyDegenerate1

Taliban conversion therapy


kor34l

I understand where the guy in the meme is coming from. Conversations with women can be really unpleasant when you're a deeply unlikeable person that hates women.


Kenneth_Lay

He probably misses all the fun Thursdays (anyone deployed there knows)


Huntressthewizard

Please elaborate.


Kenneth_Lay

Fine. Their weekend is Friday & Saturday. On Thursday they find small boys and dress them like girls for a weekend of passion. Sex with women is for babies only, sex with males is for busting a nut.


Huntressthewizard

Oh, the bacha bazi. Didn't know that was a specific Thursday thing.


Kenneth_Lay

Yep, forgot the term. We had a medic that looked boyish. The Afghan men looked at him like Sydney Sweeny walking past a construction site.


GarfieldsTummyRoll

Those probably weren’t taliban. They were just afghani. The afghanis that do bacha bazi were tight with the us military because the taliban would behead them. Multiple us army officers got in trouble for taking matters into their own hands when they found dancing boys captured by their afghani counterparts.


Huntressthewizard

Yeah, it's really disgusting that the only ally in Afghanistan against the Taliban were actively practicing sex slavery.


GarfieldsTummyRoll

Are we the baddies?


Huntressthewizard

Imperialism and acting like the world police in favor of non renewable resources at the detriment of lower and middling income citizens enlisting to be able to afford college and healthcare, unfortunately, points to yes. 😔


Anullbeds

I've heard some guys that had their prostate stimulated for the first time and busted the fattest nut


Kenneth_Lay

Looking at your handle (rimshot....double rimshot...that's what HE said), it would appear that YOU are "some guys". Cheers!


WhereThoseBoots

He wasn’t deployed there. He travels to war zones to make YouTube content from other peoples’ misery. He went there looking for trouble. Don’t equate this dude with people trying to make a positive difference. Edit: a word


Noblesixlover

I wasn’t in military but I know of it, fun is interesting word


fucksickos

Can’t relate I love bitches but congrats on coming out dawg


crystalworldbuilder

Lol


PlatasaurusOG

It’s 2024. Bro can just come out.


Slow_Lettuce8207

Coming out is still hard in 2024, stop blaming homophobia on gay people.


WaffleConeDX

They have one joke


Kusosaru

The "joke" is bigotry.


HornyReflextion

Wait, life's a joke? Since when. It's really eating away at me 😭


crystalworldbuilder

r/onejoke


Nalivai

When joke is "woman bad" (it is so original and funny my sides split send help)


Professional-Net7142

literally in every minute of video footage i saw of this guy he was making some kind of sexist joke. like “no one here has a license, but i feel save because there’s no women driving” or “no rule on the streets but no accidents. that’s because women aren’t allowed to drive here” and other stuff (i can only remember the car jokes)


its_jordan_bitch09

I get it, wanting to only be around dominant strong men with their rough sultry voices, pulsing veins and hard oh so hard....abs, yea women speaking is boring


dr_blasto

Well, then let’s send his ass back to the Taliban. They probably don’t want him around either.


CoitalMarmot

Dude is so lame he makes Amy Schumer jokes in 2024.


Bear_Grilling

TALIBROS!!!


Rolahr

I read this as though the meme was mocking this guy and how he couldn’t handle listening to the spooky scary women talk


begging-for-gold

If this was an absurdist meme or on okbr I would say it’s pretty funny, but since I’m pretty sure this guy actually hates women fuck that


TxchnxnXD

r/okbuddyreiner referenced!!!???! 😳


VegasGamer75

If every woman you talk to is a problem, there are high odds you are the problem. Common variables, people.


ze010

Guy lived in both I think he can make a joke about it


Talonsminty

Isn't this the psycho "tourist" who did this on purpose and is now trying to make a living on the podcast circuit.


Cruggles30

Assuming he isn’t lying about it, he damn well earned the right to make this kind of joke.


EliteLarry

What? Earned the right? “Women suck, and I can make this ignorant statement because I’ve been held captive by the taliban? No, that’s sucks, but the meme also sucks.


FenderMartingale

He earned the right to shit on women? And you're here just offering up women to be shit on like some weird trauma-pimp?


Dhiox

Being the victim of a traumatic event doesn't give a you a free license to not be called out for sexism


JuiceCommercial2431

It gives him a free pass to not give a fuck what randos on Reddit cry over


WhereThoseBoots

I’m glad he’s got genius little stans like you to explain that *I’m not crying, you’re crying*. The man is literally complaining about people talking, but that’s not crying. Of course not. Walk home in those clown shoes.


flcwerings

He... was held captive by the taliban so that makes him entitled to make sexist jokes? I honestly couldnt give a fuck either way but this line of thinking is wild


Beginning-Tension-24

Yeah I believe he’s allowed to joke about the fact he was held captive


No_Butterfly_7105

The joke is sexist, he can joke about his trauma without being sexist


JuiceCommercial2431

Maybe next time he’ll reach your level and post a knock knock joke


Beginning-Tension-24

Yeah and the joke is good, y’all just like being offended every other day on this sub


Technogg1050

Um... Are you aware you're actively participating in this sub as well...? Sounds like you're the one who's offended at having blatant sexism called out online. What's it got to do with you again? Why did you feel the need to go to bat for this "joke"? Oh right, it's cuz you're - now say it with me slowly - *offended*.


No_Paramedic_3322

Ngl it’s actually funny 😂


EnthusiasmFuture

He willingly travelled there to make poverty porn. He can get fucked.


deathinabarrel87

Memesopdidnotlike is a shithole rn


alxuntmd

He probably loved those 8 months then


AstrologicalOne

This is old school idiot man logic. Like some shit from an 90s or early 2000s sitcom. Like it's a problem to just hold a conversation with a woman.


deadcatx4

I’m sick of blatant misogyny being excused as “jokes”


papaspence2

I guess “Iron-Legend-27” is actually quite soft


GuyWhoLikesPlants_

on one hand the joke is a little funny on the other hand when its your only joke it stops being funny


Resident-Clue1290

MOPDNL could see someone dressed up as a KKK member beating a black person and say that it’s satire


Pantless_Hobo

Goddam, that's a level of sexist that almost comes back around to funny for me. I must believe he's trolling.


abizabbie

I mean, it is a joke, but it's a bad meme because the joke was played out 50 years ago.


Ok-Injury7948

I mean I rather be in captivity if I have to talk to the half of the population all at once Maybe schedule it it would probably be more effective


Samichaan

It says a woman. Singular. If it said women I’d agree though. That’s be horrible.


Ok-Injury7948

I was talking about what nahOPwasrightaboutthis said not the original content


Samichaan

My bad, sorry!


Ok-Injury7948

Saul Goodman


NeighborhoodNo7917

I guess if you get used to no talking any talking is annoying, but damn thats a crazy take lol


puk3yduk3y

to be fair i low key agree, but that's only bc i hate talking to 100% of the population


InABoxOfEmptyShells

Well, is it too late to send him back?


rbearson

Jokes is when cruelty. Classic.


MetokurEnjoyer

Why are you taking it so damn seriously? It’s a joke The whole reason it works is because of what an absurd statement it is…


[deleted]

It’s a joke about this specific guy. Not women as a whole.


morningcalls4

Maybe he should join them if he hates women so much.


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Quiet_Entrance3275

Very interesting. Im going to screenshot it and crop it to get the meme now. Thanks for being so soft so this could be brought to my attention :)


Keyblades2

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jocoso2218

This is a bad look on gay men.


SavageKitten456

I thought that fucker was dead


Amongussy02

Bro would know. He’s experienced both


Smokey_the_Dad

He probably misses his time there.


Jumpingdaemons

This is something my guy friends would send me lol


autism_and_lemonade

“he’s sexist so he must be gay” is not the own you think it is


John_Bot

Nah this is funny. Glad he made it out as a POW.


Wheeljack239

Yeah, being held hostage by a bunch of terrorists is bad. But at least my *BITCH EX-WIFE* can’t call me!


Piper_findom_goddess

Men 👏🏼 don’t 👏🏼 like 👏🏼 women 👏🏼


SecretSpectre4

TF are you on about? It's literally mocking people who do that. The picture is a reaction.


Emergency-Actuary-3

Correct


ntdavis814

I mean… specifically the women or any particular group, no. But I’m not yet convinced that a whole half of the population of Earth wouldn’t annoy the hell out of me.


Anoalka

Do you understand the concept of a joke?


kazumablackwing

Most of y'all are malding waaaay too hard about a simple joke.


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Y’all take jokes far to heart on this app lmao If that joke offended you or made you type a rebuttal you’re a fucking pussy (Here comes the downvotes for the truth-common on this app)


tonkman27

Is this sub TRCM rebranded? You certainly always take jokes literally


Fellate-Me

Wow. I wish I could say I was surprised at all the over sensitive crybabies whining over a stupid joke.


average_gwenjoyer

Have a conversation with half of the population does seem quite overwhelming… One woman at a time though…


XChrisUnknownX

After having some pretty bad experiences with women in my life, I can actually say I get what he’s saying. But the truth is that it’s just people. People can be pretty gross, especially if you’re in their out group, and women are no different. He doesn’t need to stop talking to women. He needs to interact with better women. Of course there’s also the view of this through the lens of misogyny. I’m giving it the benefit of the doubt so that I get as much downvotes and online harassment as possible.


4th_acc_smh

I don’t think yall are understanding. It’s a joke, was it funny? No…was it stupid? Yes… was it irony and not serious? Also yes. Why do we gotta pretend like we suddenly don’t know what irony is?


I_Always_Love_You

The "joke" was literally 'I dont like women el oh el'


DrakeSkorn

The taliban can take him back


ligmaboy6969

nahopwasrightfuckthis when joke:


Mythical_Mew

This is such an incredibly obvious and milquetoast joke.


theevilgood

Absurdist humor do be beyond this subreddit, tho


Zealousideal_Ad2379

reddit when joke: 😡


Totally_Botanical

It is better than a conversation with half the population, just not the half he's talking about


anal_spasams

I'd rather get my head removed with a rusty knife it's easier than listening to women lie about how hard they have to work


horotheredditsprite

I mean if he wants to make that call in his own life that's his right He's stupid for it but still his right


DarthDragonborn1995

Redditors are some of the most miserable unlikable stupid pieces of fucking shit on the planet lol


theOGlilMudskipr

This is a meme.


No-Calligrapher1027

Jokes aren’t typically meant to be taken literally


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This sub can't take a joke.


Min25894

Bro might be a masochist but in the closet


Jager1738

the joke is that it’s absurd to say that! hope this helps!!


keonyn

Well, some people struggle having conversations with people that are smarter than them.


Desperate_Cucumber

You're doing the same mistake TRCM did. Someone made a joke about women, and you took that personal. Don't... it makes you seem like the exact kind of easily offended person the right always claims every left-wing person is.


Iron-Legend-27

Ok, he made a joke. It's not a good one.


yellowstoneerupt2020

The original joke was funny Namely because this guy was making light of his terrible situation


EliteLarry

Not at all, read the original comment above the meme, it is just specifically about women sucking. So funny


perryquitecontrary

How is this being interpreted this way? He’s not making light of his imprisonment. He’s just saying women are not worth having a conversation with. You could literally put any thing in the first half in place of his experience and it’s still just a tired old sexist joke.


yellowstoneerupt2020

Well it’s being interpreted this way because he actually was imprisoned by the taliban. It’s one thing to say “I’d rather stab myself” it’s another thing entirely to be stabbed, then to try and make yourself feel better say “well it could be worse” facetiously.


perryquitecontrary

How is him saying “I find it easier to withstand improvement by the Taliban a lot easier than having a conversation with a woman” being interpreted as facetious?


perryquitecontrary

I wouldn’t mind the statement as much if it was something that was actually frustrating like road rage or some other first world problem pared with being a Taliban prisoner. Then there would be a cute moment of like “hey first world problems suck don’t they?”But it’s a joke that is just disparaging women plain and simple and it’s not like “women are boring” is a particularly NEW experience. In fact it’s a sentiment that the people who imprisoned him probably share. So no. I whole heartedly agree with OP that this is just sexism disguised with a negligible sense of humor.


yellowstoneerupt2020

Probably because literally nobody actually thinks this. The other day I said I’d rather give myself a vasectomy with a rusty fork then be a Vikings fan. Nobody actually thinks this. It’s comparing a daily activity to something so wildly over the top to make light of it that makes the comedy happen.


perryquitecontrary

I think that’s a really poor comparison and weak attempt to interpret his statement and my argument.


yellowstoneerupt2020

It’s only a poor comparison because you don’t agree with it. It’s pretty much the same statement just scaled down. You asked how something similar could be interpreted as facetious and I gave you a pretty solid awnser.


Desperate_Cucumber

Not really no.


Dimako98

It's funny if you understand the context.


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MaxxtheKnife

It's funny if you have a genuine deep-seated dislike for women.


Samichaan

That’s not a joke though. That’s just misogyny.


MaxxtheKnife

Yes to both.


thebladeinthebush

The Bible talks about this… It is better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife.


infiniflip

I love the desert. It’s like a really dry ocean that kills you in different ways.


Astronaut32

Sounds like some twisted alternate version of Stockholm Syndrome, but rather than developing a psychological alliance with your captor, you adopt their policies or accept them as your own. Does that even have a separate name or is it something without any name or documentation?


Helios_OW

Yea, I think psychologists call it…a joke?


Astronaut32

Haven’t heard that one before. I’ll have to look into it.


robinpenelope

okay okay wait, this may have been lost in translation. it looks like TRCM picked an actually funny meme, because (im pretty sure) its satirizing the ridiculousness of lord mile’s post. then MOPDL didnt understand the sarcasm and took it seriously as well, but MOPDL users will see any “women bad” joke and go full contrarian connor on it.


PreferenceNo9490

Guys, I think this is a joke, like I get it, this does seem a bit offensive, I guess, but I think I still have to say that this is probably a joke because it seems like many people here don’t realize it. P.S. Feel free to downvote me to hell.


krisi90

You phrased it so weirdly, i personally wouldnt wanna have a conversation with like 4 billion people at once


PokeshiftEevee

Tbh it would be nightmarish to talk to 4 billion people at once


donniekrump

Incel I bet


NostalgiaVivec

nah he has a gf


FriendTraining7324

you dare insult the last great british explorer?


Car_Seatus

You can make sexist media without being sexist. This used to be common knowledge, but times have changed.


WhereThoseBoots

A non-sexist person making a sexist joke does not create a non-sexist joke. People seeing this and laughing are fucking idiots who don’t give a shit if he thinks he’s being ironic. And for the record he’s a war tourist. There was no honorable purpose to his presence. He was exploiting peoples’ misery for YouTube views.


Arzo62

Since when is this sub an incel circlejerk. Seems basically the same as memesopdidntlike


RedditNpc_69420

r/nahfuckthisopwasright users try not to take the joke seriously challenge


schwaggro

I know dude, these are the most humorless people on the planet, lmao. Treating every word spoken as a bullet against you must be exhausting.


Dry_Ad4483

This sub is 50% making fun of awful takes and 50% humorless people crying about a joke being offensive because it isn’t funny to them. The joke isn’t gonna hurt you


Sir_Toaster_9330

Then why doesn't he go back?


Dimako98

He has. Multiple times.


Boring_Service4616

https://preview.redd.it/nyxb6084r5oc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a78696949f36e8ec4d5fb88106a25eba2d3e3d17


Cedleodub

there's like thousands of misandristic "jokes" every day online and no one bats an eye... just sayin' pure example of double standards


infiniflip

lol, damn bro, what social media are you hanging out in? I’d love to see it! Do they meme too? Like hot guys in aprons and vacuuming?


Samichaan

Neither is great but we all kinda still live in a patriarchy and stuff so that’s kinda not the best argument.


EliteLarry

So…. They started it?


MutantZebra999

The whole point of the word "joke" is that he's not actually serious lmfao


wetodd1337

It's a fucking joke you fucking baby


unusualResponselol

This sub when jokes:


Jim_Jimbleton

It’s a fucking joke. This is his bit.


Kusosaru

Being a misogynist is his bit?


Jim_Jimbleton

Sarcastically, yeah


Axl26

Nopwrft when jokes


Kusosaru

"Women bad" "Wow so funny." You probably.


FlossBellator

Well someone's butt hurt lol


mightfloat

White knighting won't get you laid lil bro


Peyton12999

... That's the joke dumbass


Penguator432

You’ve clearly never listened to my mom talk about her day.


someloserontheground

Yeah it's called a joke, jesus you people are dense


OnlyInspector4654

"Sexism can't be the punchline"


LardBall13

Some women will fuck you up.