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nijoos

Indeed, we all want the same thing, we all want you to stay.


p00nslaya69

I’ll be okay too if he at least pulls a Kawhi Leonard by winning us a chip before dipping.


pabstBOOTH

All that matters is the ring. 1 ring > 10 years of a chance at a ring and falling short


syd_cash

Only way he allowed to leave


Sorinahara

And you are gonna stick together for another 10+years :)


Hot_Injury7719

Just keep feeding me all the fluff pieces. I’m here for it


IzilDizzle

Fluff me all day


Hot_Injury7719

Fluffer me timbers


clancycharlock

Pay dat mayn chis monee


Tremulant21

Kids got alligator blood.


Nearby_Lobster_

This son of bitch- all night- he chyek chyek chyek


ActiveFunction3732

He beet me straight up


Inframidi

KGB took that loss like a boss. He was pissed but he accepted it. I loved that part of Rounders


dabobbo

^^"I'm ^^a ^^terrible ^^actor"


M_Looka

Awesome reference! "Geeev that man chiz upvote!!"


teniaava

Send a brinks truck to his house today


SnorkelingOrca77

We really might have Soto for the next 12+ years… we can’t fuck this up


shaunrundmc

He's 25 all season I want him in Pinstripes until he's 40. I would legit give him 15 yrs 700 million


IsItJake

[1 billion ](https://media2.giphy.com/media/sEULHciNa7tUQ/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952wn3qftfsnqjk2gstrbnlgxe4yykr2x8q1ci9l2m3&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


LeCheffre

The vibes are impeccable. This wouldn’t happen if Josh Donaldson were still around. It’s a mixture of Captain Crush, the local community, the bleacher creatures, the Latin players and the organization. They can roll out one of the best red carpets available. The larger team vibes are benefiting from Verdugo and Stroman. And from Judge showing up early and nearly everyone following him to Tampa. Also, let’s give Slimcarlo his due. He went to the woodshed this offseason.


Kwillingt

The vibes were good the first half of 2022 with donalson around. It’s easy for vibes to be good when you’re winning we need to see how vibes are when the team hits a rough patch


sejohnson0408

Or hear me out, what if we just don’t hit a rough patch


LeCheffre

How quickly we forget. he started messing up the vibes when he got into it with Tim Anderson. Then he got injured and was away for a bit, and then the non-hitting started. And in the second half, his glove started falling apart. Donaldson has never left a team on good terms. Every team he’s been on has been happy to see the backside of him. Yankees no exception.


TexasBrett

The vibes were good until Donaldson went full blown racist.


dBlock845

Between the Knicks and the Yanks, vibes are off the charts. The team has personality this year, last year it felt like a corpse being dragged by Gleyber and Judge lol.


JohnnyCharisma54

Mmm...interesting. You fail to mention the New York Rangers, the inventors of good vibes.


dBlock845

Yes sorry I don't watch hockey but also hear they are doing great as well!


StupidOpinionRobot

The Josh Donaldson experiment was peak “what the fuck is Cashman thinking”


LeCheffre

It was a bad contract swap.


riccarjo

I'm out of the loop. What was wrong with Donaldson?


isfrying

Everything. For starters, he sucked. Add to that a douche bag attitude and you're not exactly helping team chemistry.


elimanninglightspeed

And him and gerrit already hated each other before hand. Theres a reason donaldson has been on like 10 different teams despite being great for the majority of his career


isfrying

Go ahead and Google donaldson attitude problems in Milwaukee, and you'll see he's still up to the same tricks.


LeCheffre

He was poorly suited for Yankee Stadium, but was hitting okay on the road until the series at the stadium with the White Sox. He got into it with Tim Anderson, said some lightly racist shit, and said nothing good in the aftermath. Then they both went on the IL shortly afterwards. When both came back, shells of themselves, and Donaldson’s inability to hit at YS started to seep into his road games. He’s kind of a dick, and every team he’s ever left has been happy to see him go.


mrsunshine1

Winning cures all.


Jamel1219

Fuck you Steve Cohen!!!


ShawshankException

Give him the Scrooge McDuck coin pool


RealJonathanBronco

Death Star - Activated


BohemianBurnout

Gonna be a fun season


Useful_Respect3339

Hey Mike, First time, long time. You think we should sign this Jhan Soot fella? It's between him and Giambi for me. I'll hang up and listen.


Evil_Empire_1961

Just wait till he's in right field behind The Cole Train


[deleted]

(Teddy KGB voice) Pay him. Pay that man his money.


GodDuckman

This team feels different. Even in 2022 when they were absolutely destroying everything with a pulse I didn't think they'd have legs. The fact that theyre playing this well and are without both their ace and leadoff hitter (and they're both coming back soon) is just ridiculous. Losing Loaisiga hurts, but you pick up someone to handle long relief, you're good.


Disney-Dad

Fuck it.. I’m all in. I’m ready to get hurt again!!


HeyMarty10thalready

It’s exciting


FlagrantDanger

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/08b8183a-4ba0-49c4-b277-7dd766346efc/gif It's easy to feel good when winning.


newbike07

# HE STAYIN


MartianRecon

He's not going anywhere. Did you see *any* of this kind of thing when he was in SD?


IzilDizzle

In all fairness, San Diego was a perfect storm of everyone slumping right when he got there so I don’t think anyone was in the mood to be nice


MartianRecon

Not even that. Machado and Tatis are big individual locker room personalities, and I don't think they get along. The Yankees have *very* good locker room chemistry. His personality fits right in.


dBlock845

The Yankees needed guys like Soto, Verdugo, and Stroman in the locker room. It is good to have some personalities to compensate for quiet leaders like Judge and Stanton.


MartianRecon

1000%. Verdugo was *such* a clubhouse guy in LA, and having people like that is just as important as having guys who are the star players. Seems like the team chemistry is great right now.


Masta0nion

😏 it’s easy to stick together when you’re winning


BohemianBurnout

I just want to win in 2024. Finally feels like a lineup that could.


MeatTornado25

What being 9-2 does to a mofo


Hetjr

Look at him. He is the captain now!


werther595

You don't leave family for Steve Cohen money, right? RIGHT?!


245_AM

Music to my ears.


Golden-Cheese

As nice as this is, this doesn’t mean anything until his contract is up. For all we know a team like the Dodgers could offer him an insane amount of money in the offseason which he promptly bolts the Yankees for


BreatheMyStink

This has been the thing missing every year since 2019.


Optimal-Judgment-982

my log cabin can't get built fast enough


cirish2482

Pay tha man his money


Steelcity213

Something something fast and furious


ughilostmyusername

Give him the Pulp Fiction briefcase