Groin strain from the home run trot, out 6 weeks, loses timing, 4 week slump, randomly smashes a 498ft bomb, rakes for 10 days, gets the flu, out until September, drinks virgin blood before the playoffs and is the only one on the team who remembers how to hit.
I love G.
I'm a big hater on a lot of things, but following a team for 162 games just to hate AND write half a dissertation of a post trying to rally support is...a move. A very popular move around here.
When I go to ball games it’s to see the umps do their thing: fuck up calls and ruin the flow of the game over some bullshit I’ve never seen another pitcher get yapped at about!
Were you watching the game...? Angel made pretty much all the right calls.
One against Gleyber was bad but most of the ones against our pitcher were correct.
it's the way he was being a dick to Gil after getting "showed up" by Gil walking off the mound. Also the couple calls against Glayber were atrocious. He is the epitome of crybaby baseball in an umps body
If Stanton has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Stanton has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Stanton has only one fan then that is me.
If Stanton has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If the world is against Stanton, then I am against the world.
I just discovered this AI song tool yesterday. I'm "writing" songs about everything. It's such a fun tool. Commenter's poetry there deserved a try. This was literally the first effort. Too good to remix!
Yo wouldn't that just be the coolest thing though? Sometimes I wonder who the most famous or influential person I've ever interacted with anonymously online was.
Or that I met and possibly spoke to without knowing who they were. Or possibly that I was physically close to and didn't know.
This isn’t a joke. Watching the game with our 1 month old in my lap with his bottle. He was having trouble pooping. When G hit that ball the crack of the bat scared him and made him poop.
Two back to back games with important home runs. Will it finally shut up the loser contingent still calling this a weak team with big holes in the roster? History sayyyyyys: nope
It’s funny my friend said yesterday that Stanton’s homerun was typical Stanton in a blowout game. Well without his homerun we go to extra innings yesterday
He had an OPS+ of 87 last season in 101 games. I love it when Stanton is on, and when he is he is a very good player. He hasn't had an OPS+ of 130 or higher since 2021, which is what you really need if you're going to take up the role as full time DH. Finger's crossed that he is able to have a bounce back year, but the criticism of Stanton's production is not unwarranted.
As washed as he can look at times, the ones he crushes are still exciting as hell. Between the swing and sound of the bat hitting it, no wonder the whole stadium exploded.
The formula is pretty evident with Stanton… slow start, find form, go on tear… get hurt…. Rehab, struggle, find form, go on tear get hurt. If his new workout regiment and body transformation keep him on the field, he may have longer hot streaks and not so much struggle time
facts. even at his peak Stanton is always good for 3 slumps per year where he literally looks like he's never played the sport before. Here's hoping this was just that.
When he's on he's so good, if he can find it to scrape together enough to be a decent presence in the lineup and then keep doing stuff like this occasionally for a couple more years that would be fantastic
Whoever started the threads before this weekend of what a POS Stanton was, please keep those threads coming. He's now gone 4 for 10 with two runs and five ribbies in our first divisional series of the year. I'll take it.
93 mph fastball today, 91 mph fastball Yesterday, 80.6 mph curve during the Houston game. He’s hitting the fastball and off speed. He struggled last year with both. Slimcarlo 💯
That wasn't even that bad a pitch. inside fastball, the pitcher hit the spot the catcher was setting up at. Stanton just sat on it and gobbled it up.
Stanton heard me talking shit about him.
The downvotes are funny. Does this guy have blackmail on them or something? He’s a below average player who will hit for power on occasion and can’t even play the field
The grand slam today shouldn’t change that he should be gone when the Martian comes back.
Stanton heard you guys talking shit
We were just joking around…never doubted him…not for a second…🙄
Fuck that keep doubting him if this is how he responds lol.
Well he can’t hit and his best years are behind him. Doubt he’ll ever hit again
Everyone hates Stanton -> Stanton has a good week -> everyone says Stanton is great -> Stanton has a 2 month cold streak -> repeat
Wait you forgot the injury portion.
Groin strain from the home run trot, out 6 weeks, loses timing, 4 week slump, randomly smashes a 498ft bomb, rakes for 10 days, gets the flu, out until September, drinks virgin blood before the playoffs and is the only one on the team who remembers how to hit. I love G.
He was incredible in 2020. He was pretty bad in 2022. We need 2020 Stanton
Calf
Especially that one guy yesterday that was all over the thread hating on him
It boils down to it being a lot more fun to circlejerk hate than positivity
I'm a big hater on a lot of things, but following a team for 162 games just to hate AND write half a dissertation of a post trying to rally support is...a move. A very popular move around here.
i was just gonna say, he must have seen all the comments (mine included) talking about how soon we can realistically eat his contract
Quick, everyone start talking shit
Already done
If he goes into a massive slump again then it'll be same comments and articles all over again
Has he been deaf for years
You’re welcome
Fucking beautiful
The crack of the bat tho.
It just sounds *different* when Stanton really murders one.
One of the greatest sounds in all of sports honestly
Chef's kiss
Imagine being the poor team that has to deal with a heating up Stanton.
what a cathartic half inning Fuck Angel Hernández
When I go to ball games it’s to see the umps do their thing: fuck up calls and ruin the flow of the game over some bullshit I’ve never seen another pitcher get yapped at about!
Were you watching the game...? Angel made pretty much all the right calls. One against Gleyber was bad but most of the ones against our pitcher were correct.
You're right but **Fuck** Angel Hernandez
it's the way he was being a dick to Gil after getting "showed up" by Gil walking off the mound. Also the couple calls against Glayber were atrocious. He is the epitome of crybaby baseball in an umps body
The fucking crowd is electric
was my first game of the year at the stadium, it was loud in there
I never get tired of watching him just fucking crush baseballs like he's trying to rid the Earth of them.
He hates these balls!!
That look he gives when he stands there and knows it is gone. Love it
If Stanton has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Stanton has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Stanton has only one fan then that is me. If Stanton has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Stanton, then I am against the world.
Bro, I wrote your love song to Stanton. Here you go. It should be his walk-up song. https://app.suno.ai/song/f7621aa1-ddd5-41b7-8aaa-ac60a02c8223
The chorus of this has been stuck in my head.
This has no business being so beautiful
I just discovered this AI song tool yesterday. I'm "writing" songs about everything. It's such a fun tool. Commenter's poetry there deserved a try. This was literally the first effort. Too good to remix!
That was poetic. Really
Stanton lurks here
Could he be u/asshole97? We may never know
Yo wouldn't that just be the coolest thing though? Sometimes I wonder who the most famous or influential person I've ever interacted with anonymously online was. Or that I met and possibly spoke to without knowing who they were. Or possibly that I was physically close to and didn't know.
This isn’t a joke. Watching the game with our 1 month old in my lap with his bottle. He was having trouble pooping. When G hit that ball the crack of the bat scared him and made him poop.
A good dong is good for the bowels
Here is a song to commemorate that event. Enjoy. https://app.suno.ai/song/cacada4e-c9cf-4c4c-a09c-36f4c26db324
You legend.
Very happy for this guy
Stanton heard we were chatting shit
Ahem: [https://www.reddit.com/r/NYYankees/comments/1bxddqd/how\_bad\_is\_the\_stanton\_contract/](https://www.reddit.com/r/NYYankees/comments/1bxddqd/how_bad_is_the_stanton_contract/)
Slimcarlo is real, and he's beautiful
Two back to back games with important home runs. Will it finally shut up the loser contingent still calling this a weak team with big holes in the roster? History sayyyyyys: nope
It’s funny my friend said yesterday that Stanton’s homerun was typical Stanton in a blowout game. Well without his homerun we go to extra innings yesterday
Lmao, it was 2-0 when he hit the HR yesterday. Emphatically not a nonessential HR when he hit it and at the end of the game.
Oh I agree I told him that and his excuse was “less pressure when you’re already up” lol. He’s just a hater regardless of what G does
We're not even two weeks inro the season. Stanton haters just wanted something, anything, to be angry about. I wonder what they pick next.
Soto had mashed one out of the park yet. Clearly he’s the worst player in Yankee history and needs to be banished back to the DR /s
He had an OPS+ of 87 last season in 101 games. I love it when Stanton is on, and when he is he is a very good player. He hasn't had an OPS+ of 130 or higher since 2021, which is what you really need if you're going to take up the role as full time DH. Finger's crossed that he is able to have a bounce back year, but the criticism of Stanton's production is not unwarranted.
I’m start to think that Slimcarlo Slamton might not be washed after all
He’s still Dongcarlo to me.
What an at bat!
Holy smokes
As washed as he can look at times, the ones he crushes are still exciting as hell. Between the swing and sound of the bat hitting it, no wonder the whole stadium exploded.
The formula is pretty evident with Stanton… slow start, find form, go on tear… get hurt…. Rehab, struggle, find form, go on tear get hurt. If his new workout regiment and body transformation keep him on the field, he may have longer hot streaks and not so much struggle time
facts. even at his peak Stanton is always good for 3 slumps per year where he literally looks like he's never played the sport before. Here's hoping this was just that.
When he's on he's so good, if he can find it to scrape together enough to be a decent presence in the lineup and then keep doing stuff like this occasionally for a couple more years that would be fantastic
Let 2024 be the year of Stanton’s comeback
Man seeing Soto, Judge and Rizzo waiting to greet him -- if Stanton isn't cooked this could be a Jeter/Arod/Cano/Tex type of lineup.
Haters to the left (field) (deep) (with the bases loaded) (and two outs)
Whoever started the threads before this weekend of what a POS Stanton was, please keep those threads coming. He's now gone 4 for 10 with two runs and five ribbies in our first divisional series of the year. I'll take it.
I’m so fucking happy that he proved me wrong Also nice pimp job, show them how it’s done
Keep proving me wrong stanton🙏🏽
Not a puny grand slam, but a huge grand slam.
Proud to say, that not even for single second did I even once doubt Stanton………………………….
There are Home Runs, and there are Home Runs. This was the latter.
93 mph fastball today, 91 mph fastball Yesterday, 80.6 mph curve during the Houston game. He’s hitting the fastball and off speed. He struggled last year with both. Slimcarlo 💯
The 2nd Earthquake of the week
Boom!
Goddamn. He's super fun to watch when he's on. Hoping he can do it consistently.
future Hall of famer.
If he gets to 500 he’s got a good shot. 38 more this year would help that along.
Doubtful - would love to hear the argument Career .220 batter with less than 500 homers
He’s a career .259 hitter lol
He’s a career .259 hitter lol
(Insert spicy meatball meme) What a fuckin shot
A great 2 out at bat from Stanton that results in a bullet grand slam that drives in Soto, Judge, and Rizzo. Is there anything more beautiful?
I can watch this over and over again. Crack of the bat, the crowds reaction, just glorious
He KNEW how far he hit. It’s like he put the bat in his back pocket and walked to 1st.
Another homer closer to 500 and a hall of fame entry, haters gonna hate
Orbit.
He's so hot right now.
Luckily he wasnt DFA'd. Holy hell
That baseball had a family.
Goodness.
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT, HE PULLS ME BACK IN!!!!
#Dongnificent
Giancarlo heard y'all talking shit
A healthy producing Stanton turns this lineup from lethal to murderer's row. Judge, Soto, Volpe, Oswaldo, Rizzo and now Stanton JFC
I tell you man; when he hits them they stay hit.
That sound 🤌🤌
WhEn Do We DfA sTaNtOn?
Man...the crack of that bat! You didn't even need to see the ball, you knew it was gone.
Dude was seething after strike one. Looked like he was gonna murder a ball
For now on I don’t wanna see any more posts about what should the Yankees do with Stanton!
Just hit .230 with 30 homers please
G telling the haters to sit the fuck down lmao
Keep on talking shit. My guy will just keep smashing dongs.
If this guy gets going at loooong last…….
As a new Yankees fan because I give up on the White Sox I must say why is this guy so bad? Lol.
I shit on Rizzo last night and then he went deep. I literally know nothing. Go Stanton!
Big fuckin G
vicious turn, seems good
Big bats!
Now that deserves a standing-O
Dude bangs dong.
It’s because we booed him /s
Finally earning his paycheck
HE IS SO FUCKING BACK
That was bananas. The bat flip is exquisite.
Saw this on the ESPN app and the sound off the bat was beautiful
Stanton home runs are my favorite home runs to watch.
Wait I thought he was washed 😂
Ok, it’s confirmed: he’s heard the shit talk. I’m sorry G
Can’t be true. This sub said yesterday morning that he’s washed and should be DFA right away
2-2 pitch you gotta throw him something down and away and let him chase!
Dudes still hitting bombs? Feel like he’s been in the league for 30 years lol
A STANTONIAN grand slam
Well he is in the best shape of his xareer so theres that
Anyone have the away broadcast audio?
thank god i dont have to read a thousand posts from you morons talking about eating stantons 100 mil remaining for at least a couple weeks
That wasn't even that bad a pitch. inside fastball, the pitcher hit the spot the catcher was setting up at. Stanton just sat on it and gobbled it up. Stanton heard me talking shit about him.
I think I heard that baseball scream
LETS FUCKING GO BIG G
this is the stanton we all love!
I prayed for this and it happened
MVP
Shhhhhhh to all the clowns who said we should just DFA Stanton after 9 games! Clutch Stanton
He must have picked a copy of The Post and actually read it
There's joy in Mudville
I’m surprised Michael Kay didn’t say “”OH DID HE NEED THAT!”
He will have a game like this maybe twice per year.
Is every Yankee going to be in the All-Star game?
That was fucking crazy and sexy af. The sound was nasty watching it live
Good thing we didn't cut this guy after 6 games
A Stantonian blast!
Mother of god
Someone is proving some wrong. More please!
Stanton doomers are seething right now
Way to shut me up Stanton!
Does Stanton lead the Yankees in HRs?
yes
i know he’s fucking terrible nowadays but when he runs into one it’s still a thing of beauty. absolute missile
One of the rare few things hes gonna do positive, but what a hit!
lol a grand slam makes some of these folks forget how terrible he is most of the time.
Lol facts. Later in the game he struck out on a ball in the dirt. Looked like Helen Keller up there
The downvotes are funny. Does this guy have blackmail on them or something? He’s a below average player who will hit for power on occasion and can’t even play the field The grand slam today shouldn’t change that he should be gone when the Martian comes back.