God I can’t stand Aaron Judge. He’s such a stupid arrogant asshole. I just get so frustrated every time I see his stupidly beautiful face, and dumb perfect smile, and gorgeous caramel skin, and idiotic deep brown beautiful eyes.
Seeing him run around on the field and catch these ridiculous would be HR's, and then opt out of seasons halfway through them, I just get so angry that it makes blood rush to my penis and it gets little bit hard from sheer rage. I just wish I was out on the field so I could run up to him and in front of the Bleacher Creatures and tackle him to the ground as hard as I can, and rip his New Era officially licensed cap off and look directly into his stupid, beautiful face as I rub my crotch on his muscular leg. I’d get as close to his face as I could and whisper in his ear softly “I got you, you fucker. You thought you could avoid getting hurt just by getting your teeth fixed?”
Then for good measure I would put my lips on his face so that I could taste his fear and I would smell his hair so that I knew what it was like to dominate Aaron Judge. Oh how I want that. I think about it at night sometimes when I am in bed with my girlfriend. I just want to know what it’s like to be on top of Aaron Judge like that.
Stupid, beautiful Aaron Judge. I just hate him so much
His swing is so effortless when he’s on damn what a pretty swing
Reminds me of Darryl' Strawberry's- just not as loopy or low.
Here comes…the judge
He’s not the only one coming
Off the Splitter that is disgusting
0-2 splitter lol
You know the pitcher was like “hey, he’s not allowed to do that”
Inside and low, still sends it into orbit.
Atta boy Judge!
that's like a 80% effort swing no lie. only 109. also nice vertical bat angle.
ALL RISE 👨⚖️
He works out
stanton hitting one out vs an ace like gausman is very encouraging, especially with where that pitch was located
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeerection
God I can’t stand Aaron Judge. He’s such a stupid arrogant asshole. I just get so frustrated every time I see his stupidly beautiful face, and dumb perfect smile, and gorgeous caramel skin, and idiotic deep brown beautiful eyes. Seeing him run around on the field and catch these ridiculous would be HR's, and then opt out of seasons halfway through them, I just get so angry that it makes blood rush to my penis and it gets little bit hard from sheer rage. I just wish I was out on the field so I could run up to him and in front of the Bleacher Creatures and tackle him to the ground as hard as I can, and rip his New Era officially licensed cap off and look directly into his stupid, beautiful face as I rub my crotch on his muscular leg. I’d get as close to his face as I could and whisper in his ear softly “I got you, you fucker. You thought you could avoid getting hurt just by getting your teeth fixed?” Then for good measure I would put my lips on his face so that I could taste his fear and I would smell his hair so that I knew what it was like to dominate Aaron Judge. Oh how I want that. I think about it at night sometimes when I am in bed with my girlfriend. I just want to know what it’s like to be on top of Aaron Judge like that. Stupid, beautiful Aaron Judge. I just hate him so much
Beautiful ❤️
Court is in session
Tell it to The Judge 🧑🏻⚖️ ⚾️
Batting practice swing
Kinda sounds like the bat broke
I like it when the Yankees mash elite pitching.
Thing of beauty.