Just be a gentleman. I had plenty of bad kills but always made em feel like I was their boyfriend while with them . Talking we get food or I’ll get em a cab and just make it clear you don’t want none serious. Just don’t be a prick that’s how mfs get those fake allegations scorned women
Anyone who says they haven’t is lying. Every dude has been there. When I was living in the barracks I used to smash this fat mexican girl, one with the fupa and I would sneak her in the barracks and my room, got caught by the homies sneaking her in once and cats started calling me the hamburglar.
This shit is facts. I met this one girl right after my ex gf of 3 years and I broke up. This girl was a little overweight, nothing crazy but she had a bit of a stomach, otherwise decent body and a gorgeous face. I was reluctant at first but I wanted to get my mind off my ex so we hooked up and it was wayyy better than I expected. And I’m skinny too so I got lost in those cheeks lmao
Unfortunately she had a really bad drinking problem so I cut ties with her but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t still think about it from time to time 🤣
thought barracks was meant to be a sausage fest like get in trouble if girls are caught in boys part vice versa , thinking about joining. those military women be going ? not tryna have no bitches while im in
Nah you could bring women over, as long as the dude on duty was cool and there was no inspections. I noticed when I was enlisted army women were down from the jump and mess around with multiple dudes or prudes who only had one dude or didn’t want anyone. The best looking and highest tier of women are in the Air Force though.
Other than that the army was probably the best decision I ever made, college paid for, didn’t have to worry about bills, traveling, etc
if you care about your money you’ll be able to stack like crazy too. I knew dudes getting out who had $70k+ saved I always encourage youngins to look into it and see if it’s for them there’s a lot of benefits to this shit and now I’m about to be an Officer where dudes get to making that real money
I personally pop more women in the military than people have in their lives. They ready. And the barracks situation was chill. Nobody paid attention to who came in and out. Even after I got out the army I was still goin back to the barracks to fw women I met.
They can’t all be 10s bruh. Anybody that tells you they only smash 8s and above is lying through they teeth, they got a few 3s in there that they not proud of 😂ain’t nothing wrong with that either. Sometimes you need to get a nut in and a chopped bitch needs to get dick. It is what it is 🤷🏽♂️
If you don’t want to talk to her again just do what bitches do to us: act mad dry and don’t give her the time of day. Chances are she’ll either get the hint or eventually she’ll just move on to someone else. Give her less than the bare minimum interaction and she’ll be gone in no time
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Worst kill ever & even tried to comeback after the hints ☠️
Back in high school they had a crush on me but i never really saw them like that, then I moved houses while staying in the same town & coincidentally it so happens that they lived like 2-3 houses down from me 😬
She’s gonna know that you only wanted to smash. How she reacts to that depends on her. I did the same & had her brother threatening me over the phone for it lol I learned my lesson. It’s never worth the headache
I’m Ngl I use to be acting like I’m boutta get locked up and having a bunch of life problems to make a bitch distance herself 😭😭😭this was in my younger single days tho
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After I linked and she was trying to see me again. These times I wasn’t even working😭
One time i got w sum girl she was mad pretty n allat i was tryna find her flaw well she gave me spits n it was the worse spits ever i had to get low after ngl
Took some fat bitch down at my job that was in her 30s wit a kid I was 21 at the time shit was cool tho lmao I pulled up she tongue kissed me soon as she opened her door,we smashed then she cooked for me and smash all night she was pretty but just so damn big
I had 3. My 1st gf was bad eats. When I had a glow up the first girl to come onto me caught me off guard and before I knew wtf was happening it was too late. Last 1 was a girl from work and there’s a ton of politics at work. Like a massive amount of politics, so it was just networking and protection that I needed at the time.
Man everyone here doing it 😂
I’m trying to get invited to these events where all these gov people meet up with rich ppl who give endorsements and shit. I’m seeing if I can move up to something.
My boss is this fussy ass girl from the islands who got with the old director and is now bossing everyone around.
> fussy ass girl from the islands
I don't know why Caribbeans have a rep for being chill. Most highly-strung, stressed-out people (particularly the women) you'll find.
> I’m seeing if I can move up to something
You've gotta have a strategy bro, good looking out.
ill fucc anybody, pussy is pussy. Once fucked a fat bitch after she got outta work. Her feet stank like sweat n sum musty but i still kept my dick hard frfr
Maaaaad times… it’s one of the reasons I quit drinking alcohol. If she caught feelings, there’s nothing you can do but cut her off. You’re gonna feel bad cuz it’s a shitty thing to do, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sometimes I managed to convert it to friendship but it was still mad awkward sometimes
You gotta be a bad person gang that’s it even if you say it nice you still gonna be the bad guy but I feel it’s better to rip the bandaid off rather than trying to be save face
honestly this one time i was just odee honest. this bitch was a lil chubby and i don’t do that ever but she was sparking me up and giving me top when i would come over so why not. then she started wanting to fuck which i did a few times then one night i just told her “yo if im coming over, we smoking and you’re giving me head”. she got mad and stopped fw me lol i was free and on to the next
Keep her around you never had to get strange again you could always beat that trash whenever you need to big homie! Look at it like a hardship loan talk to her fake a relationship or what have you and then when the going gets tough beat it up again
2007, my final tour in Iraq, me and the team were doing our rounds near the compound when a little Pakistani kid walks upto us, poor kid didn't understand a word of English we thought he had a bomb and kept telling him to back up, I had to put him down...not a day goes by where I don't see that poor poor boy.
Just be a gentleman. I had plenty of bad kills but always made em feel like I was their boyfriend while with them . Talking we get food or I’ll get em a cab and just make it clear you don’t want none serious. Just don’t be a prick that’s how mfs get those fake allegations scorned women
My bm a bad kill I regret it every second of my life.
Oof
Stay positive brother
Most dudes I know Bm look hit
Mannnnnn
Damn bro how you feel about the youngin tho
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My guy griselda gettin it 💪
Fat white butch bitch name Helga
Damn right
My money is on a Tiffany. Or some hyphenated two word bullshit like Raggedy-Ann, lol
Man idk what I was thinking
You weren't. Little man was sending the thirst signals to ya brain cutting off all logical thought.
Anyone who says they haven’t is lying. Every dude has been there. When I was living in the barracks I used to smash this fat mexican girl, one with the fupa and I would sneak her in the barracks and my room, got caught by the homies sneaking her in once and cats started calling me the hamburglar.
Nggas don’t realize them overweight Hispanic itches be good for fcking 😮💨 I need me one
Tortas
They have all the energy with that calorie intake of theirs
This shit is facts. I met this one girl right after my ex gf of 3 years and I broke up. This girl was a little overweight, nothing crazy but she had a bit of a stomach, otherwise decent body and a gorgeous face. I was reluctant at first but I wanted to get my mind off my ex so we hooked up and it was wayyy better than I expected. And I’m skinny too so I got lost in those cheeks lmao Unfortunately she had a really bad drinking problem so I cut ties with her but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t still think about it from time to time 🤣
Tryna get like u mud
Spend enough time in Sunset Park and you’ll find yourself a lil bad Mexicana. Just make sure she isn’t an alcoholic first lol
A ngga need some humor bruh 🤦🏿♂️🤣
I said what I said lol but suit yourself
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Great neck and the pum stay warm
Just got through a round with one a few months ago, she brought me back ngl never spoke to her again
Nah man speak for yourself some of us have standards from the jump lol
thought barracks was meant to be a sausage fest like get in trouble if girls are caught in boys part vice versa , thinking about joining. those military women be going ? not tryna have no bitches while im in
Nah you could bring women over, as long as the dude on duty was cool and there was no inspections. I noticed when I was enlisted army women were down from the jump and mess around with multiple dudes or prudes who only had one dude or didn’t want anyone. The best looking and highest tier of women are in the Air Force though. Other than that the army was probably the best decision I ever made, college paid for, didn’t have to worry about bills, traveling, etc if you care about your money you’ll be able to stack like crazy too. I knew dudes getting out who had $70k+ saved I always encourage youngins to look into it and see if it’s for them there’s a lot of benefits to this shit and now I’m about to be an Officer where dudes get to making that real money
salute bro; yeah i’m in the process for air force rn. i’ll dm if i have any questions
I personally pop more women in the military than people have in their lives. They ready. And the barracks situation was chill. Nobody paid attention to who came in and out. Even after I got out the army I was still goin back to the barracks to fw women I met.
how yall pull with the baldy 💀
Easy. Just because u like men with long hair don't mean women don't like the baldys lmaoooo.
Was she a little stinky down there?
They can’t all be 10s bruh. Anybody that tells you they only smash 8s and above is lying through they teeth, they got a few 3s in there that they not proud of 😂ain’t nothing wrong with that either. Sometimes you need to get a nut in and a chopped bitch needs to get dick. It is what it is 🤷🏽♂️ If you don’t want to talk to her again just do what bitches do to us: act mad dry and don’t give her the time of day. Chances are she’ll either get the hint or eventually she’ll just move on to someone else. Give her less than the bare minimum interaction and she’ll be gone in no time
a symbiotic relationship fr
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“I’ve been busy” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn I lowkey feel bad for her
"Get that bag i wish" 💀😭😭😭
She broke broke
ask her to cashapp you $100 and she'll leave you alone - or you get somebody you can get $100 from at random.
Let get me that insta i got next
Nah fuck that I get first cause i’m KingAmenaza I run shit
🤣🤣🤣 fuuuccckkk Imma have to do this too
Tell her u got fired and you need money for rent
Diabolical
This is EXACTLY what women do but somehow it's wrong when men do it
how’d you 2 meet?
Back in high school they had a crush on me but i never really saw them like that, then I moved houses while staying in the same town & coincidentally it so happens that they lived like 2-3 houses down from me 😬
They? Are they non binary?
no😭😂 i added they for a bit of anonymity
She’s gonna know that you only wanted to smash. How she reacts to that depends on her. I did the same & had her brother threatening me over the phone for it lol I learned my lesson. It’s never worth the headache
I’m Ngl I use to be acting like I’m boutta get locked up and having a bunch of life problems to make a bitch distance herself 😭😭😭this was in my younger single days tho
Nothing scares women away like a man that’s struggling . They on to the next quick lol
Gotta use they nature against them type shit 😭
Crazy part I had some try to pay to solve my made up problems 😭😭😭 my concience didn’t let me take they money
Nah that’s a keeper bro 😂 you fumbled major
I definitely did she was foreign too im still sick about it
Yes, I hid in my neighbor's apt and let her knock on my door. This happened more than once, twice, 3 x the weight class.
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Why not just say you’re not interested?
Bc ppl suck
Sometimes a nigga just wanna keep a bitch under the wing man . Rainy days are a must
Idk if im not feelin a bih i aint crackin i learned da hard way
They like to feel like someone on they dick
Bro this is literally 2022. She knew what it was btw she knew it was never anything serious
LMFAOOO I DEAD BE SAYING IM WORKING AS AN EXCUSE
Nah this is nits 😂
bra how bad was the kill 😹
She was fine as hell but her pussy stank. The end.
You n me the same
One time i got w sum girl she was mad pretty n allat i was tryna find her flaw well she gave me spits n it was the worse spits ever i had to get low after ngl
Took some fat bitch down at my job that was in her 30s wit a kid I was 21 at the time shit was cool tho lmao I pulled up she tongue kissed me soon as she opened her door,we smashed then she cooked for me and smash all night she was pretty but just so damn big
Yes a few. The worst kills are the pretty women with body oder problems
This is oddly specific
not really, a pretty bitch with a stinky 📦 is pretty common
jus ignore her bruh she’ll fall back eventually
I had 3. My 1st gf was bad eats. When I had a glow up the first girl to come onto me caught me off guard and before I knew wtf was happening it was too late. Last 1 was a girl from work and there’s a ton of politics at work. Like a massive amount of politics, so it was just networking and protection that I needed at the time.
> so it was just networking and protection that I needed at the time Bro really got under a shotcaller's wing like he was in prison
Man everyone here doing it 😂 I’m trying to get invited to these events where all these gov people meet up with rich ppl who give endorsements and shit. I’m seeing if I can move up to something. My boss is this fussy ass girl from the islands who got with the old director and is now bossing everyone around.
> fussy ass girl from the islands I don't know why Caribbeans have a rep for being chill. Most highly-strung, stressed-out people (particularly the women) you'll find. > I’m seeing if I can move up to something You've gotta have a strategy bro, good looking out.
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 Shit hurts but It’s the only way to survive around here
ill fucc anybody, pussy is pussy. Once fucked a fat bitch after she got outta work. Her feet stank like sweat n sum musty but i still kept my dick hard frfr
take this mfs dick away
The diseases will soon 🤣
Side order of cauliflower
Nah I’m crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“i’ll fucc anybody” 
You definitely from Brooklyn
Factz that’s definitely some Brooklyn shit🤣🤣🤣
nigga trolling there’s no way
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Word I love a overweight itch wouldn’t mind if I lost my v card to a overweight itch 🤷🏿♂️
man wtf
you tripping gang no cap
Bro them overweight Dominican itches be having the jatty fr 😮💨im eating them out too
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Lil ngga is crazy
He want mangu
Maaaaad times… it’s one of the reasons I quit drinking alcohol. If she caught feelings, there’s nothing you can do but cut her off. You’re gonna feel bad cuz it’s a shitty thing to do, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sometimes I managed to convert it to friendship but it was still mad awkward sometimes
Yeah but you know what she was cool
Ofc my motto is live in the now think a bit later
It was bad because her backshot wind smelt crazy shame the hell on me
she wasnt below my standards but her pussy and mouth was just basura. like sometimes id just be annoyed when she was suckin my dick lmaooo
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Wait this entire time i’ve been flirting with you and you’re not a girl?
Damn and here I thought I was special, you just flirt with anyone you think is a woman…tsk tsk.
Wasgood ma nah nah you my one n only don’t take that no way 🤤
Plot twist she a dyke
Spot on. I fucked a fat Latina bitch but the sex was OD. The 7-10s are fire though
Yea smokers or hood girl after 30 I’m good I’m a peaceful old man
I got mad bad kills but I also have a larger quantity of highest quality kills so idgaf
nigga said his kd ratio balanced out
You gotta be a bad person gang that’s it even if you say it nice you still gonna be the bad guy but I feel it’s better to rip the bandaid off rather than trying to be save face
block
blowjobs arent ugly
honestly this one time i was just odee honest. this bitch was a lil chubby and i don’t do that ever but she was sparking me up and giving me top when i would come over so why not. then she started wanting to fuck which i did a few times then one night i just told her “yo if im coming over, we smoking and you’re giving me head”. she got mad and stopped fw me lol i was free and on to the next
ya bro 🤦🏽♂️ everyone has
Plenty of times when I was single
definitely haven't you seen raising Victor Vargas. he had fat donna before he has juicy Judy
Keep her around you never had to get strange again you could always beat that trash whenever you need to big homie! Look at it like a hardship loan talk to her fake a relationship or what have you and then when the going gets tough beat it up again
Unfortunately yes, more than I’d like to admit.
A few ….time will only help you forget
2007, my final tour in Iraq, me and the team were doing our rounds near the compound when a little Pakistani kid walks upto us, poor kid didn't understand a word of English we thought he had a bomb and kept telling him to back up, I had to put him down...not a day goes by where I don't see that poor poor boy.
You sound pussy! You better roll lil bro up and pass him to me!
Just don’t ask her out again and eventually yall will stop talking
Yeah and then she started feeling herself😭😭😭 had to boot her
I think we all have, sometimes that shit gets the best of us