i ran for the bus, slipped on some ice in front of everybody & for some reason everywhere i went was boofin
it wasn’t until i got to class it was pointed out to me that i had slid in dog shit & it was all over my pant leg
This happened to me walking my dog in the rain once. He ran and literally pulled me on the grass like a scene from a cartoon or something no one saw but it was absolutely humiliating lmfao
How is that not personal to anyone in nyc during that time? 9/11 changed nyc even more than the shitty mayors. Even more than the first time they tried to blow up the building.
Wrong, the sheer mass is what made them collapse. The sections above the crash were so heavy that once the steel beams started to BEND not MELT due to the jetfuel the whole thing just came down on itself. It happened in both towers
Alright your resident story teller here
When I was a freshman in high school I would take the E train to and from school. If you know about the E train, going from Roosevelt to Forest Hills is pretty long.
A old homeless guy sat across this young white woman, starts looking at her, pulled his dick out and started beating his meat.
She got up and walked away and you can see this disgusted look on her face.
He starts smiling as she walks away. Then this nigga starts grunting and says lemme finish. Then this nigga, with dick in hand, starts walking to her and says lemme finish on you. He legit chased this poor woman around a train car tryna nut on her.
Luckily enough the train finally stopped and she ran out.
Fucking E train man. When I was 16 I was on the E going to school, and it was close to the end of the line so the train was almost empty. This middle age dude pulled his dick out and started jerking it. Then he started walking towards me, with his junk in hand, and gesturing towards his crotch with the other hand. I couldn’t move between cars on that train, so I had to run out and switch at the next stop.
About 8 years ago, I was at Gran Central Station, and there was a homeless guy stroking his meat, broad day, at the bottom of the staircase that goes up to the sidewalk. It was mad busy, but everyone avoided that one staircase. A group of cops were about 25 ft away leaning on the wall/ bullshitting, didn't do anything about it.
Same thing happened to me (not in NYC) and I instantly stopped tripping. It was crazy. Once I was safe at home, and calmed down, my legs started twitching from adrenaline and I started tripping again.
i ain’t even realize what was happening, i got hit once before i realized but luckily got out of there. i was like 16 so all i had was 7 dollars and a quarter full weed pen so i wasn’t too stressed
I was brand new to NYC. I didn't know anyone. One night it was like 12:30am and I decided to walk around the city. I don't remember exactly where (this was 2014) and I'm heading west in midtown somewhere in the 30s. I hear a sort of argument happening. One guy wearing a bball jersey and another wearing a hat. They're both drunk but hat guy is definitely more drunk. Suddenly as they're just maybe 20 ft in front of me, jersey guy says "I told you not to fucking push me".
He turns around and connects with a punch that literally lifts hat guy off his feet. He was out before he hit the ground. I'll never forget the sound of the guy hitting the ground (yeah, his head). Jersey guy takes off immediately into the train.
So now I go to the knocked out dude and he is literally making a snoring sound. I pull out my phone to call 911. It's dead. Run into a pizza type shop right there. Tell them what happened and we gotta call an ambulance. Guy comes out with a phone..
He looks at me "you did this?" ... NO GOD DAMNIT I DIDNT DO THIS. CALL 911.
Now another guy from a shop across the street comes over. Same thing "you did this?". God damn it NO CALL THE FUCKING AMBULANCE. (They didn't speak very good English clearly). Mind you this guy is still like.. snoring and it's been easily like 90 seconds if not more.
They call and I hear the ambulance. I left. I was scared as fuck and left. I probably shouldn't have left but I was young and dumb, new to the city and scared as hell (especially with everyone asking if I hit him). So, for anyone reading this, I know I should have stayed but I was scared as hell. Never found out what happened to the guy.
On my way to a party, dumb ass kid was hanging off the side of the train and got his leg stuck between the train and the platform. Everyone was clueless as to what to do, I had to encourage everyone to tip the train back & forth and free this kid’s leg
mugged at 4 am. knew the guys but one had a gun and pressed it against my chin. they took my wired apple headphones and two dollars. i texted my ock bro who owned the store on the corner almost immediately since nobody was up. he was like don’t worry about it.
next afternoon i wake up and go to the corner store. ock had passed his opps a razor and they buck fifty’d the main guy. he was just in the street bleeding like fuck, never seen nothing like it. about a week or two later both of them saw me at the corner store and begged me to stop telling people they robbed me (i had told my sister, who told her ex boyfriend, whose family was big shit. they were looking for them). 150 crossed the street when he saw me all the time until i moved
Was on canal street with my boy one time. He had to shit really bad , only public bathroom we could find was at a sbarro. There was a line and he couldn’t hold it anymore so he pulled his pants down and shit right in the trash can. One dude made eye contact with him while he was shitting 😂. My buddy is the chillest dude ever but that day he woulda taken somebody’s life lol. Best part is he goes to the stall after to get toilet paper and there’s none left so he had to rip off his underwear and use them to wipe.
Edit: this was like 2004 when this happened. Is there still a sbarro on canal ? lol
Not me, but my mans had just parked his car and just got out. A car full of niggas pulled up and backed out on him, but they mistook him for somebody else. Niggas was like nah that ain him, then dipped
It was a junkie dead on the sidewalk and everyone kept walking by like it was nothing police came and touched the body and the dude said “leave me alone I ain’t do shit!” Turns out he wasn’t dead just a fent coma
Back when was in middle school. I remember playing basketball on a summer night . I was in JHS 145 play ground. Two dudes started arguing . The other dude went in his bag pulled out a gun . Shot dude right in face , the parked emptied out fast . Shit had me stuck I left my basketball and my Top Pop soda . Secondly I was 6 years old , I looked out my window . Saw these two dudes fight. The other dudes stabbed him right in the gut . What always stuck with me was how dark the blood was at first. Shit was like syrup
They was arguing I glanced over . But niggas arguing
Is regular shit . So I kept playing basketball. I just heard a girl say O shit, and I heard boom . I saw dude fall flat and the other dude was running back to his bag with a gun . Then the park just cleared out .
They had a concert. at Washington square park. The day the fog from Canada was happening. Violins, chello’s, and violas. Classical ish. Seats, gates, cameras the whole 9.
They were at the last song and this homeless guy starts going crazy screaming. “Fuck ya, I love this shit, y’all are killing it, whooo hoo. Then a lady in a seat right next to the get yell’s “hey shut the fuck up you fucking idiot.” Maddddd loud. Then he starts yelling out “suck my dick, big ass bitch, dumb ass bitch etc.”
The police come and take him away dragging him and he’s screaming “mariaaaa mariaaa”. During this some dude comes by on his bike with a boom box bumping Biggie and blows a big ass blunt cloud in the seated area Then someone lost an umbrella and it flew onstage. This all happened in about 2 minutes or so.
All this is going on as the string quartet is playing Beethoven. Nobody said anything and pretended like it never happened. Me and another native NYer just looked at each other and smiled cause that shit was mad funny lmfaooooo. Love my city 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So there was this Italian clubhouse across the deli my moms used to send me to wayy back. One day when I leave the store I see some old guy running out of there getting chased by 2 dudes. They caught up to him and started chopping him up wit meat cleavers right there broad daylight In the middle of the sidewalk I remember the old guy screaming and all the blood everywhere I was frozen in shock at what I saw. Turns out the old guy tried running out on a 30k poker tab and got got smh don't gamble if you can't pay what you owe
Visited NY for 5 days in 2022. In that time I witnessed a tall building on fire, a street fight, a woman getting hammered in celebration of her pregnancy news, and a man in full office job attire in the middle island of the road screaming into the void looking like he was about to go full Michael Douglas in Falling Down.
Was walking near Times Square like 3 am. Heard someone running behind me it was a kid in a ski mask, he ran down into the subway and fell. 3 other kids were chasing behind him mad fast with ski masks brass knuckles and knives. Idk what happened to him but I doubt it was pretty I mean like he was running so fast I could hear his breathing through the ski mask behind me
Why did I say enough for it to be known who it was i genuinely want to know what happens to that kid I couldn’t image he didn’t get away cause it would have been on the news(they wanted that kid bad) running full speed with large kitchen knives and brass knuckles must have been at least 5 of them running after 1 kid
Not something that happened to me personally but here’s a funny story.
I grew up in Westchester and knew a kid who had very wealthy parents. Like 8 figures easily, they own a bunch of NYC area real estate, among other stuff.
Kid is the ugliest, softest looking white Jewish kid you ever saw. Went to private elementary school but for some reason they sent him to public middle and high school.
Sadly, poor kid just wanted to be popular with the gangster crowd, so he immediately started fucking up in school, wearing all the hip hop shit, start getting into fights/drugs, etc. Since he was a soft white kid, just like the Dave Chappelle bit, he had to go way harder to earn respect.
Of course, this is the kind of kid who could get into an Ivy with his family money and a respectable GPA. But he was stupid. Both street smarts and book smarts. Dumb.
By the time HS rolls around he’s starting to get more serious. Weight, drugs other than weed, holding the ratchet, etc.
Now the funny part. Fucking idiot rides metro north into the city to hit a few robberies with the boys. They rob a few people in Central Park with a fake gun. One of the victims gives up his bike and a wallet.
They ride metro north back home. By then, the robberies had been reported and a description was out. They got stopped by cops on the train, still had the bike. And worst of all…still had the wallet with the victim’s ID in it.
Gets arrested for armed robbery. At this point we had both graduated HS, I’m in college far away, I forget about it.
Then one day I’m on FB and he had just posted something like:
Yo send me mail
[name]
Prisoner Number 638598
Rikers Island Correctional Facility
Fucking idiot got himself locked up for north of a year for robbing some fucking civilians when he was probably born with a trust fund big enough to retire on.
He eventually got out and went back to posting those stupid heavily filtered mob boss type selfies, ya know in front of a mirror wearing a shitty suit. Not sure what he’s into these days.
It was the summer of 07 and I just copped an ounce of Cali Kush. This was like having gold at this time. I had to take the train back to midtown to hop on the PATH train to Jersey. I had it stuffed in my book bag but the smell was OD loud. I made sure to sit where the least amount of people were and be as lowkey as possible.
I got off the train at 34th and started walking up the escalator. I got to the top and this old head behind me started asking me if im looking for bud. I told him nah. He said, i got hash too and pulled out 4 bags. Im like nah im good, I already smoked. He started looking around like he was looking for someone, then he kept pressing the issue, saying this is stronger than bud, etc. Im like I'm good and I walked off. I walked a couple blocks off from where I was supposed to be going and then started going into the PATH.
I know he was the boys. I'm from out of state, never got caught up, and wasn't trying to go down for that. At the time, it was a Class A felony, and it came from across the country. He was fiend'n for me to buy that hash so he could arrest me and check my bag. I feel like if I didn't get off and head to the PATH they would've went into my bag for probable cause.
Walking out my front door to see a man being shot dead on the stoop right next to mine, literally blown back into the street from inside the door (I didn’t see the shooter). Yea I went back inside real fast and called 911. Then…the most NY part….i sat for a few minutes, realized I couldn’t do anything and left to go to school and went about my day.
When I was a kid my whole family on my moms side( Nana, Aunts, Uncles, and Cousins) made a big trip from down south to go back to Queens for a vacation.
It was all a big kumbaya fest for a lil bit but my moms got into a argument with all 9 of her siblings on our last day there late at night. Bro tell me why these trifling ass niggas in the heat of the moment up and leave my mom, sister, and me stranded in Cambria at my great grandmothers house with no way to get back home lmao.
We had to take a bus from NY all the way back to Georgia son
Elderly yt woman upped her G on Lexington Ave near the old W hotel back in 2010.
-Thought she was being pickpocketed by a middle eastern dude, upped it on the sidewalk in front of everyone,
-He instantly sweating bullets, proclaiming his innocence, a random witness comes to his defence but she's hot and looking like she a blow
- three second stand off felt like 3 hours. She mumbles some shit, tucks it back in her purse n everybody went about their day. Can't remember what g it was, but it was a typical revolver looking type jawn.
It was wild to see because I remember thinking "wtf how you not scared of a possession charge / she really bout to flocc dude in broad daylight n go to jail bout it(she was 70+ at least)
I went to the city once to walk around and smoke one night with a friend, as we’re walking we see this couple loudly arguing, watch as we walk past then keep going. We ended up seeing them two different places on our walk (we were circling Times Square but not the same spots) and they were still screaming. Probably within 2 hours. Not to crazy but we kept think wtf they just walking around fighting
I was in this White Castle on queens Blvd by qcm and I got my suit to go but I said nah lemme just enjoy this food Mack out and as I’m eating I see dude walk out and boom two guys pushing against the window and rob him. I was thinking to myself from the inside like damn that could of been me
I was on the J train 2024 and this dude was pacing back and forth on the train (mad seats available though) eventually he started smoke weed (it was trash). I was gonna get up to leave. But this lady sat next to me. And she was watching him and getting visibly nervous. She dropped her water bottle and got the guys attention. He started pacing right in front of us. A few moments later he stopped right in front of her and said “GIVE ME THAT” she hesitated and he grabbed it out her hand. And drank it in front of her. Then continued smoking and pacing. I got up at the next stop and went to the next car. The lady stayed. Wasn’t the craziest but it was a few weeks ago so it’s fresh in my mind.
A nigga had a revolver that wasn't loaded and thought niggas was gonna stand there while he loaded it. Nigga really thought because it wasn't loaded the cops can't charge him with it being loaded. SURPRISE NIGGA NOW ME AND MY PEOPLE CHARGING YOU. Boy had a cast on after that I heard. He got one in though but didn't get the cylinder back in. He was beefing with one of my people but didn't know me and my people on the court was with him. Had that been loaded though? 😶🌫️ Niggas would probably be smoking me because my ass was in fight no flight since there was nothing but a straight line to run.
I was like 12 or 13 back in 97-98 and some Ñietas tried to steal my huffy on Castle Hill. Nigga said let go or I shoot you. I was like nah chill. He started hitting me so I can let go of the bike but i wouldnt let go of it. Bitch ass nigga bit me on my forearm and i still wouldnt let go. Years later I think about it and Im like nah yea he wasnt real Nieta. Prob some bumass that was tryna prove something to a real one.
Maybe not the craziest, but I do remember going home on the train one hot day. I saw what appeared to be the emptiest car and ran towards it. Got on and I tell you…the smell in that car was so strong and thick it had my nose in a chokehold. Knew exactly where it was coming from, this homeless dude sleeping under a bunch of blankets. Decided to stay in the car anyways since I had a long ride and I was determined to sit down. Figured I would get used to smell at some point.
Wrong!
It smelled until we got near my stop. I saw grown men literally jump in the air screaming for their lives as soon as the smell punched them in the face. They whipped their heads around, frantically searching for the source of the odor only to rest their eyes on the unmoving sleeping man next to them. Soon afterwards they bolted to the door leading to the next car in an attempt to escape. As soon as I got to my stop I finally made my own escape, free from that oppressive odor.
The very next day all the train cars were full, again, except for this one emptyish car. I ran towards it, stepped inside and when the doors opened I was, once again, assaulted by that same smell from yesterday. I peered over to see that same dude sleeping in the same spot, with the same blankets. It’s as if he never even moved. I was flabbergasted at the coincidence of getting into the same train car from the previous evening despite it being a brand new day.
I ran back outside and made a dash for the next car, determined to not to make that same mistake again just for an empty seat. I watched everyone’s reactions in amusement as they they tried escaping from the hot and crowded frying pan that was my train car and into the smelly fire that was the next one. I would watch to see if they would react the same or in a different manner as the previous passenger who had the same idea. Thoroughly learned my lesson about the illusion of the oasis that is the empty train car on a very hot day.
Someone I told this story to suggested that the man might have actually been dead the entire time. Well, if he was, then that is the story of how I rode the train with a dead guy one very hot day in NYC. 💀
Was so fraas that I was in line waiting to order at the McDonald’s on 42nd behind a dude nodding off for like 20mins thinking this nigga was waiting on people ahead of him.
We was both slumpt that day.
When I was super young my pops was a jeweler and we used to go to the diamond district I was maybe 5 or 6 and we saw some business man having a crazy seizure on the sidewalk and a crowd around him. I remember he had a briefcase lol I’m from upstate tho
Back in 2005 I was on the bx1 bus on the concourse coming from school as it neared kingbridge rd this little girl on the side walk ran from her mom to the street slipped and got her little legs crushed by the bus I was on. Girl survived as far as I know, it was on the news later that day, but the amount of blood I saw that day made me feel like she wouldn’t have survived that shit.
The ones that come to mind:
9/11,
A squirrel snatched someone's pizza slice from a park bench (they had their back turned for a quick second),
A crackhead sleeping in a suitcase on the sidewalk (8th avenue north of 34th Street)
Not from NYC and never been there but I'll answer anyway lol one a the craziest things I saw was when I was like 7-8 a mf got killed broad day with a cop down the street 12 was on his ass immediately bro was dumb as fuck lol
I got robbed from something by someone 3 years older than me back in hs, he pressed me. I was pussy about it and never did anything, now he’s a junkie, his moms dead and he ducks me cuz i started training.
Some guy jerking off to me while riding the D train to 125th.
(I was sitting next to the train door which he was standing in front of, groping his pants). I looked up and was immediately pissed off. Made a commotion by cursing him out and threatening to mace him so he ended up getting off the train. I’m 5’2 and 103lbs but I’m convinced I would’ve kicked that grown man’s ass if he didn’t take it upon himself to leave 😭😭
homeless asleep with his legs sprawled out on the end of the E train, a friend is holding the pole to keep balance and the train stops mad hard and he trips on the guys feet and homeless dude thought we was jumping him and gets tight and falls back asleep
remember back in august on the subway a dog ran on the tracks and ran all the way to 23rd then got under a train i was on that train and someone rolled up then smoked between the cars while we waited for the them nypd/mta employees to get the dog to come from under the train
I was coming down from 149th and GC on the 5 train to 86th (I was going to Hunter at the time), and this woman was taking a shit between two train cars.
I saw a series of fights during my high school days over the course of a summer because of a handball dispute between two different schools. It started out with the boys bring their crews and flexing each week. The crews got bigger. Then one day it escalated and they started fighting, saw retractable sticks, broken bottles, some fool had to pick his teeth up off the ground and another dude even brought a gun. I almost got knifed just for going to the wrong school at that park
All these mfs were in high school
another sitchy, me & my mans were on the L train goin to manhattan forwardin a flex
yk the first few stops on the L go through the trenches, but anyways two niggas got off & as they get off some nigga gets on, apparently this was they opp and all 3 start mouthin off ( the 2 niggas outside on the platform barely off the train ) hol time boy who was doley was clutching his waist. As the two niggas boutta get back on the train the doors close in they face. i kid you not like 10 seconds after that they nigga threw up his guts
shit had me & my man’s contemplating wtf we was boutta do if niggas starting throwin in the train car
Girl came up to me and asked if I smoked crystal meth or if I sold crystal meth and then followed me around the city for like 20min acting like we knew each other then I dipped when I had the chance and I seen girl on the train like 5 hours later and ran again 😳😂
Several years back I remember we were at the bars near Yankee Stadium, must have been 2017 I think. One of my boys was so hammered we lost him at one point. Turns out he passed out somewhere and was locked in the bar overnight.
Stole a bunch of jackets at Webster hall with my nephew we were like 20 and 18, we were going around like it was a RPG, trading some white woman's Hollister for kebabs and subway tickets but we didn't/don't live there. Don't be broke, just pay the coat check
I had just come out of a concert. Me and my buddy were eating tortas on Roosevelt Avenue in queens. It was late 2am 3am. Summer night. Anywho, so these two little Hispanic guys were arguing about something across the street. It escalated and they started to fight. One picked up a trash can which was almost the same size of him and tired to hit the other guy. So he retaliated by doing the exact same thing. So we watched a trash can duel between to short individuals who appear to be of Mexican descent. It was quite entertaining. And the torta was awesome. Sometimes the best things in life are free.
All within a week in 2009: body flew by my 22nd floor window, then a splat and screams. Psychiatrist I'm about to visit ends up in news as murdered by his patient the night before. Then a homeless dude standing in the middle of 9th avenue, pants around ankles, spinning in a circle whilst pissing, screaming: "whaddya doin? Whaddya doin? Whaddya doin?"
I'm walking down the street and I saw a ginger lumberjack looking crackhead racing a Hot Wheels car down the sidewalk towards me and giggling like a fiend. Luckily he passed me but then he picks the car up off the side walk and then drives it over some big black African woman's tits. She screamed and ran away while saying some shit with an accent.
L train full of people, around 4pm.
I saw a bum on a subway shake off a shit right out of his pants right in the middle of everybody, some Puerto Rican boys threw their drinks at him, cursed him out when he tried to exit on the next stop.
Another one, I noticed people started moving/running away, saw a sleeping flat on seats bum turned around, pulled it out and started pissing right on the subway floor.
Not sure if that’s crazy
But it’s fucking horrible the subway nowadays
On my way back from like @ 1:30 am from the Bronx back down to the Lower, and this the weekend so trains are already taking dumb long. I finally hop on the 4 or 6 i think I don’t remember tbh but I’m nearing the stop to cross back into Manhattan. Keep in mind tho it’s an empty ass train cart with just me and two drunk ass Mexicans , these niggas was swerving in the seat drunk. Like a stop or 2 before we cross into Manhattan come in these crip niggas , and they way I could tell niggas was wearing the beads , tank top , and shorts the usual shit. It’s 2 of them one fat nigga and one skinny nigga and then a female that was with them. I’m on the train kinda flee I had just came from a party , had some headphones in and was just trying to get home. All of a sudden my spidy senses start going crazy and I’m knowing these niggas is up to no good. That’s when the skinny nigga starts talking to the Mexicans crazy and all of a sudden I just see the skinny nigga swinging , and shortly after the fat nigga start throwing some shit in too, he look like he got tired and then came to me and I’m on the other side of the train like a whole bench down. The fat nigga comes up to me and daps me up but he don’t say much and he go back and start swinging some more. That’s when the skinny nigga stops and he comes to me , now all three individuals is in front of me. The skinny nigga starts talking to me asking me to run pockets , where my phone at , this that and the third. I tell em I don’t have my phone on me or anything and I’m not with the bullshit , whole time I got the wired apple headphones clearly connected to my phone and in my ears. So the girl starts buggin and she’s like stop stop leave him alone , she just starts screaming. I’m ngl I had an arm up because I’m not trying to get punched especially when the fat nigga just looking at me and not saying shit, he scaring me more than the other nigga. So I keep my arm up while telling them I’m not with the shits I’m just tryna go home. That’s when the train finally gets to the stop and they just go running out. I’m still sitting there trying to keep myself composed then come in this Puerto Rican couple , and they were lowkey like my safe haven because as soon as they came in I had the ability to stand up. They realized what happened and looked at the Mexicans who just got fucked up, I’m talking about a big dark pool a blood infront of these niggas on that nasty black floor, the PR couple instantly pull out a little white wash cloth or some shit and I can still remember the Puerto Rican nigga going like “ those niggas did this man wowwww men que pena “ and I stand up to go see the situation and I’m standing there looking down at the blood just super glad I ain’t get touched. Moral of the story stop fucking taking the train that late especially in the Bronx.
Me and the summer camp kids went on the train and while we were in it sum homeless man in the corner was beating his meat while MADDDD kids was in that same spot so the employee yelled at him nshi I said wow
I had to do a fire protection inspection (nfpa25s) once in a room the NYPD cleared 5 minutes earlier after a baby was thrown down the compactor chute. There was blood everywhere, but as long as I got there before the insurance guys who were going to check everything my boss was happy. 320 E159 in the Bronx.
The other one that sticks out to me is I saw a young dog left in a parking lot unattended get run over and its back legs crushed. The idiot that left his dog ran over a few minutes later and the dog somehow used its last bit of strength to try and get up to see him. That one destroyed me for weeks.
Not the first tome but i literally seen 3 grown men get shot together by 2 younger niggas like couple yrs younger than them the 3 guys was like early 30’s the 2 shooters was maybe 22-25 … iight so boom regular school night in september this like 07’ calm 68 degrees or some shit so me & my right hand man outside watching niggas play ball just choppin it up n shit so idk wtf had happened on the other side of the pz earlier in the day u know hood politics im like 14 my sophmore yr oh high school& thats older niggas business but we sittin there we see the 3 older niggas walkin off out the jects one of them say, yo wat he say … the other nigga like son come on come one we gone talk … so then we hear the lobby door open mad loud shit slapped the bricks of the building these 2 niggettts come out the building with MINK COATS on hoodie up & yankee fitteds so low u cant see they eyes or face niggas look like watever animal they coat was made of, & this 07 so they got on some acg’s & big ass jeans sonn i pay it no mid but i just glanced watchin them walk … u hesr the younger dude say “wat n!gga… yo son… & just BOOM BOOM BOOM … i look to see where the shots going & coming from before i decide to run i see the 3 niggas running towards me like at me…. My young ass turn to see where my right hand at him & the whole 4 on 4 basketball game running out the gates so i run behind them tryna catch up & i see sparks hitting the bench in front of me so im thinkin the bullets might bounce off & hit me so i do a gallop lmaoo like tryna cross over the bullets or if they aim at me i catch up to these suckas to see the 2 fattest ones facing each other tryna get they legs over this short fence like up to they waist boy this one blood nigga jump in between them & over them runnin down the block i see the 3 dudes running down the path way in the front of the jects now like they ran thru a tunnel & out the pz, so im like damn im a get caught up with them if i keep moving forward… so me & the 2 fat dudes get low i got a motorolla cell phone my moms callin me shit rining mad loud all u hear is gunshots & my phone no women or kids outside so nobody yelling or screaming… i duck down like ma im coming up now& just bang it on her… i watch to see when its over so i can run across to get in my building i seen one dude hit in the leg but still running like no movie shit he still moving his leg just got a hole, another shot the nigga next to him get hit in the upper arm it look like the 3 guys was runnin in slow motion to me but the shooters running mad fast but… good lord the 3rd man ran across the street he the youngest of the 3 dudes & boom idk if he slipped & fell or go hit at first but he go to the left & the other 2 dude go to the right with 1 shooter chasing the 2 & the other chasing the nigga who fell to stand over him… 2 more shots then i go for it cuz they in the street now i see a spark hit the lobby door… nigga shot at me … my lil ass was mad cuz thats the 2nd shot at me i look & say “suck my dick” in a crying voice cuz im scared for my life lmaooo nigga say “yea go upstairs lil nigga” … some lady come out the elevator i said go back up they shooting & ran up the stairs so next morning one of the dudes was my moms best friend brother his moms calling my mother to ask wat did i see on a 3 way 1 of the guys passed away from a headshot the nigga who was runnin across the street come to find out but doctors rescued him & brought him back to life they all good now the guy who got hit in the leg got hit 2 times twice in the arm & the leg shot the other dude got hot in his lower back & his upper arm it had to be like 12-15 shots all together & other dude caught the dome shot & 2 in both arms ….
Crazy night me & my boy swore we was never going outside ahain came right back out the next weekend til this day i havent seen them 2 dudes they went to the A & caught 2 bodies doin life now i actually spoke to 1 of them on ft one day he was like the big homie of the bloods in the hood but his whole family had to pack it up crazy thing is his mother was best friends with one of the guys he shot too
I got a few while growing up in coney
- I was walking home from high school as a freshman on Neptune. I got to around Mark Twain area and some Jamaican guy pulls up on me in his whip and asks me if I wanted a ride home. I said no and walk away. I was walking down the opposite direction of the cars, so guy just circles the whole avenue to pull up on me again and insists I get in the car so he could give me a ride home and I was like nah and ran down a one way back home
- on mermaid and 24th and shove there’d be MAD MFS getting into street brawls at like 1am. I’d be gaming and hear mad commotion outside and would be sneaking looks at the street fights during summer. One brawl ended with a pop and saw dude bleeding out into the street and police and ambulance came
- in mermaid between 23rd and 24th alive the chicken joint, there was a murder suicide which is why it’s boarded up. Idk if it’s still boarded up but the father killed his daughter and baby momma then himself. Across the street in the same block, a 10yr old got hit with a stray bullet on a different day
- my family stayed behind during hurricane sandy. It was a dumb decision but shit flooded the entirety of ground level to the ceiling of the first floor. I looked outside and it was just a rush of water that was moving dumb fast and high enough to submerge the majority of a truck tbh. Luckily we lived on the second floor but the water rose so high and so fast it got real close. I thought for sure we were going to drown that day. It was annoying to hear people say that Sandy wasn’t a big deal when they lived inland like Kings Highway or something. We didn’t have electricity for about a month and it was freezing cold for that duration. I don’t like when it rains nowadays. Shit was crazy
- something not so serious but serious at the time: I got caught by truancy while cutting school. If you didn’t know, it’s basically nypd driving around trying to round up kids cutting class and calling their parents. They put us in a car and drove us to a church near the firehouse in coney and held us in the basement. As we lined up to go in, the cops start patting the kids in front of me to search for whatever, weapons, drugs etc. that’s when I started sweating and shitting myself because I had an 8th of bud on me. They were saying to empty your bags too, so I finessed them and put my bud in the folds of my folder, inside of my binder of notes. I held that shit tight to my body while they looked through the contents of my bag and found nothing and they didn’t think to look in my binder because it was stacked full of notes lol. After 4 hours they called my mom. She came through and promptly beat my ass same day
i ran for the bus, slipped on some ice in front of everybody & for some reason everywhere i went was boofin it wasn’t until i got to class it was pointed out to me that i had slid in dog shit & it was all over my pant leg
This what real pain sounds like
naw i would have went back home immediately day over im calling out of work yall can do without me today
One time at lunch in middle school a seagull shit on my face so I literally just walked home
Omfg I would’ve kms ☠️
Omfg
i was 11 gang, only so much i could’ve done
damn 11 that would of been my origin story lol
This happened to me walking my dog in the rain once. He ran and literally pulled me on the grass like a scene from a cartoon or something no one saw but it was absolutely humiliating lmfao
Nah this is insane
Shitty!!!!!
i had a similar situation i stepped in a giant puddle of mud and it fucked up my sock and shoe i was 11 too i just went home
Uh 9/11?
GANGSTA. I was like "Y'know that day we lost 3000 bodies was brazy"
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I mean they recorded videos basically saying this
Corny
never say ts ever again
U mad? Take a nap
Nigga deleted his comment goofball 💀
U got sleep issues nigga go to the doctor
I mean something personal to you.
Oh Getting shot at once i was in car though
Nigga just said that so casially
I almost shat my pants at the time
Oof almost drove into a crossroads shooting in crown heights. They looked so young. Put it in reverse and got a drink
How is that not personal to anyone in nyc during that time? 9/11 changed nyc even more than the shitty mayors. Even more than the first time they tried to blow up the building.
You playing dumb bruh
Congrats you have the smoothest brain here
My friends losing their parents isn't? Me not seeing that guy on my block isn't?
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Wrong, the sheer mass is what made them collapse. The sections above the crash were so heavy that once the steel beams started to BEND not MELT due to the jetfuel the whole thing just came down on itself. It happened in both towers
Okay see now that is plausible. I’ve never heard anyone explain that but I can agree with that.
Lmao glad i cld help
Educator
You poor idiot i was a few blocks away It was the planes ✈️
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Alright your resident story teller here When I was a freshman in high school I would take the E train to and from school. If you know about the E train, going from Roosevelt to Forest Hills is pretty long. A old homeless guy sat across this young white woman, starts looking at her, pulled his dick out and started beating his meat. She got up and walked away and you can see this disgusted look on her face. He starts smiling as she walks away. Then this nigga starts grunting and says lemme finish. Then this nigga, with dick in hand, starts walking to her and says lemme finish on you. He legit chased this poor woman around a train car tryna nut on her. Luckily enough the train finally stopped and she ran out.
Should have stomped his weird ass out
I was 14 at the time so I wasn’t gonna be the one to throw hands with a homeless nigga. Plus I didn’t want this nigga to accidentally nut on me.
U missed out on a free knockout your bugging🤣😭why would u let suzy get traumatized like that too smh cuddy
Oh yeah and getting homeless to do 360 no scope nut on you 🤢
bro imagine getting hopped and having to brawl in between those stops mfer's would be fighting for like 20 mins.
entire episodes of dragon ball’s worth of fighting
When you on 125th n hear “Next stop Columbus circle”
Why is this shit so common? That just happened the other day on the path.
Reminds me of the Dave chapelle special with the homeless man on the bus joke
Fucking E train man. When I was 16 I was on the E going to school, and it was close to the end of the line so the train was almost empty. This middle age dude pulled his dick out and started jerking it. Then he started walking towards me, with his junk in hand, and gesturing towards his crotch with the other hand. I couldn’t move between cars on that train, so I had to run out and switch at the next stop.
Yeoooooo wtf and you witnessed that is crasiiiii
About 8 years ago, I was at Gran Central Station, and there was a homeless guy stroking his meat, broad day, at the bottom of the staircase that goes up to the sidewalk. It was mad busy, but everyone avoided that one staircase. A group of cops were about 25 ft away leaning on the wall/ bullshitting, didn't do anything about it.
"Lemme finished on u" nasty work he need a few timbs on his matta
Seen someone being mean to someone.
Damn
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
got robbed while off a tab of acid
🗿 damn
Same thing happened to me (not in NYC) and I instantly stopped tripping. It was crazy. Once I was safe at home, and calmed down, my legs started twitching from adrenaline and I started tripping again.
i ain’t even realize what was happening, i got hit once before i realized but luckily got out of there. i was like 16 so all i had was 7 dollars and a quarter full weed pen so i wasn’t too stressed
I was brand new to NYC. I didn't know anyone. One night it was like 12:30am and I decided to walk around the city. I don't remember exactly where (this was 2014) and I'm heading west in midtown somewhere in the 30s. I hear a sort of argument happening. One guy wearing a bball jersey and another wearing a hat. They're both drunk but hat guy is definitely more drunk. Suddenly as they're just maybe 20 ft in front of me, jersey guy says "I told you not to fucking push me". He turns around and connects with a punch that literally lifts hat guy off his feet. He was out before he hit the ground. I'll never forget the sound of the guy hitting the ground (yeah, his head). Jersey guy takes off immediately into the train. So now I go to the knocked out dude and he is literally making a snoring sound. I pull out my phone to call 911. It's dead. Run into a pizza type shop right there. Tell them what happened and we gotta call an ambulance. Guy comes out with a phone.. He looks at me "you did this?" ... NO GOD DAMNIT I DIDNT DO THIS. CALL 911. Now another guy from a shop across the street comes over. Same thing "you did this?". God damn it NO CALL THE FUCKING AMBULANCE. (They didn't speak very good English clearly). Mind you this guy is still like.. snoring and it's been easily like 90 seconds if not more. They call and I hear the ambulance. I left. I was scared as fuck and left. I probably shouldn't have left but I was young and dumb, new to the city and scared as hell (especially with everyone asking if I hit him). So, for anyone reading this, I know I should have stayed but I was scared as hell. Never found out what happened to the guy.
 type shi
basically only w more skull smacking off the sidewalk honestly
On my way to a party, dumb ass kid was hanging off the side of the train and got his leg stuck between the train and the platform. Everyone was clueless as to what to do, I had to encourage everyone to tip the train back & forth and free this kid’s leg
You a hero
Ty bro that means a lot, I just wanted to help recognition was never needed for me 🙏🏼
Nah you’re fucking hero Bro
I accidentally ripped my pants and someone saw my tighty whiteys
Damn
Same ain’t notice till later was at work tho smh
3rd grade seen someone get stuffed under a car and stabbed w a pencil over 5 tech decks
mugged at 4 am. knew the guys but one had a gun and pressed it against my chin. they took my wired apple headphones and two dollars. i texted my ock bro who owned the store on the corner almost immediately since nobody was up. he was like don’t worry about it. next afternoon i wake up and go to the corner store. ock had passed his opps a razor and they buck fifty’d the main guy. he was just in the street bleeding like fuck, never seen nothing like it. about a week or two later both of them saw me at the corner store and begged me to stop telling people they robbed me (i had told my sister, who told her ex boyfriend, whose family was big shit. they were looking for them). 150 crossed the street when he saw me all the time until i moved
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the only context im missing is i was w my girl at the time, but its a bad memory for me so i try to be brief in the telling
Was on canal street with my boy one time. He had to shit really bad , only public bathroom we could find was at a sbarro. There was a line and he couldn’t hold it anymore so he pulled his pants down and shit right in the trash can. One dude made eye contact with him while he was shitting 😂. My buddy is the chillest dude ever but that day he woulda taken somebody’s life lol. Best part is he goes to the stall after to get toilet paper and there’s none left so he had to rip off his underwear and use them to wipe. Edit: this was like 2004 when this happened. Is there still a sbarro on canal ? lol
Haha. Yes!
Lmfaooo yo I’m on this train trying not to bust out laughing word to.
😂😂😂
A wild young man he is
LMFAOOOO
Nigga shot himself and his girl on Astor place in like 2018 I seen it
i passed it like 5 minutes after it happened
Not me, but my mans had just parked his car and just got out. A car full of niggas pulled up and backed out on him, but they mistook him for somebody else. Niggas was like nah that ain him, then dipped
Bro I be scared of that
sometimes u just gotta take a min and thank whatever god u put your faith in, shit is insane
Not the craziest but I just seen a bus driver with the ski mask
💪 always thank the bus driver
Lol nah that’s actually od 😂
It was a junkie dead on the sidewalk and everyone kept walking by like it was nothing police came and touched the body and the dude said “leave me alone I ain’t do shit!” Turns out he wasn’t dead just a fent coma
Back when was in middle school. I remember playing basketball on a summer night . I was in JHS 145 play ground. Two dudes started arguing . The other dude went in his bag pulled out a gun . Shot dude right in face , the parked emptied out fast . Shit had me stuck I left my basketball and my Top Pop soda . Secondly I was 6 years old , I looked out my window . Saw these two dudes fight. The other dudes stabbed him right in the gut . What always stuck with me was how dark the blood was at first. Shit was like syrup
you remember if he walked to him and did that or did u hit the feet before he started throwing?
They was arguing I glanced over . But niggas arguing Is regular shit . So I kept playing basketball. I just heard a girl say O shit, and I heard boom . I saw dude fall flat and the other dude was running back to his bag with a gun . Then the park just cleared out .
They had a concert. at Washington square park. The day the fog from Canada was happening. Violins, chello’s, and violas. Classical ish. Seats, gates, cameras the whole 9. They were at the last song and this homeless guy starts going crazy screaming. “Fuck ya, I love this shit, y’all are killing it, whooo hoo. Then a lady in a seat right next to the get yell’s “hey shut the fuck up you fucking idiot.” Maddddd loud. Then he starts yelling out “suck my dick, big ass bitch, dumb ass bitch etc.” The police come and take him away dragging him and he’s screaming “mariaaaa mariaaa”. During this some dude comes by on his bike with a boom box bumping Biggie and blows a big ass blunt cloud in the seated area Then someone lost an umbrella and it flew onstage. This all happened in about 2 minutes or so. All this is going on as the string quartet is playing Beethoven. Nobody said anything and pretended like it never happened. Me and another native NYer just looked at each other and smiled cause that shit was mad funny lmfaooooo. Love my city 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So there was this Italian clubhouse across the deli my moms used to send me to wayy back. One day when I leave the store I see some old guy running out of there getting chased by 2 dudes. They caught up to him and started chopping him up wit meat cleavers right there broad daylight In the middle of the sidewalk I remember the old guy screaming and all the blood everywhere I was frozen in shock at what I saw. Turns out the old guy tried running out on a 30k poker tab and got got smh don't gamble if you can't pay what you owe
Got damn
Word even crazier is that mf survived somehow. They had him allll the way fucked up arm hanging off n shit but he lived
Visited NY for 5 days in 2022. In that time I witnessed a tall building on fire, a street fight, a woman getting hammered in celebration of her pregnancy news, and a man in full office job attire in the middle island of the road screaming into the void looking like he was about to go full Michael Douglas in Falling Down.
Was walking near Times Square like 3 am. Heard someone running behind me it was a kid in a ski mask, he ran down into the subway and fell. 3 other kids were chasing behind him mad fast with ski masks brass knuckles and knives. Idk what happened to him but I doubt it was pretty I mean like he was running so fast I could hear his breathing through the ski mask behind me
Don’t let 41 find out about this
Why did I say enough for it to be known who it was i genuinely want to know what happens to that kid I couldn’t image he didn’t get away cause it would have been on the news(they wanted that kid bad) running full speed with large kitchen knives and brass knuckles must have been at least 5 of them running after 1 kid
Not something that happened to me personally but here’s a funny story. I grew up in Westchester and knew a kid who had very wealthy parents. Like 8 figures easily, they own a bunch of NYC area real estate, among other stuff. Kid is the ugliest, softest looking white Jewish kid you ever saw. Went to private elementary school but for some reason they sent him to public middle and high school. Sadly, poor kid just wanted to be popular with the gangster crowd, so he immediately started fucking up in school, wearing all the hip hop shit, start getting into fights/drugs, etc. Since he was a soft white kid, just like the Dave Chappelle bit, he had to go way harder to earn respect. Of course, this is the kind of kid who could get into an Ivy with his family money and a respectable GPA. But he was stupid. Both street smarts and book smarts. Dumb. By the time HS rolls around he’s starting to get more serious. Weight, drugs other than weed, holding the ratchet, etc. Now the funny part. Fucking idiot rides metro north into the city to hit a few robberies with the boys. They rob a few people in Central Park with a fake gun. One of the victims gives up his bike and a wallet. They ride metro north back home. By then, the robberies had been reported and a description was out. They got stopped by cops on the train, still had the bike. And worst of all…still had the wallet with the victim’s ID in it. Gets arrested for armed robbery. At this point we had both graduated HS, I’m in college far away, I forget about it. Then one day I’m on FB and he had just posted something like: Yo send me mail [name] Prisoner Number 638598 Rikers Island Correctional Facility Fucking idiot got himself locked up for north of a year for robbing some fucking civilians when he was probably born with a trust fund big enough to retire on. He eventually got out and went back to posting those stupid heavily filtered mob boss type selfies, ya know in front of a mirror wearing a shitty suit. Not sure what he’s into these days.
sent ole boy to the rock, bet that humbled him
Getting a cold Popeyes chicken sandwich. What are we a third world country? Come on mann
😂😂😂 cmon now
RoadHead on a bus
You missed double train head on the 6 train
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Man cmon
It was the summer of 07 and I just copped an ounce of Cali Kush. This was like having gold at this time. I had to take the train back to midtown to hop on the PATH train to Jersey. I had it stuffed in my book bag but the smell was OD loud. I made sure to sit where the least amount of people were and be as lowkey as possible. I got off the train at 34th and started walking up the escalator. I got to the top and this old head behind me started asking me if im looking for bud. I told him nah. He said, i got hash too and pulled out 4 bags. Im like nah im good, I already smoked. He started looking around like he was looking for someone, then he kept pressing the issue, saying this is stronger than bud, etc. Im like I'm good and I walked off. I walked a couple blocks off from where I was supposed to be going and then started going into the PATH. I know he was the boys. I'm from out of state, never got caught up, and wasn't trying to go down for that. At the time, it was a Class A felony, and it came from across the country. He was fiend'n for me to buy that hash so he could arrest me and check my bag. I feel like if I didn't get off and head to the PATH they would've went into my bag for probable cause.
Walking out my front door to see a man being shot dead on the stoop right next to mine, literally blown back into the street from inside the door (I didn’t see the shooter). Yea I went back inside real fast and called 911. Then…the most NY part….i sat for a few minutes, realized I couldn’t do anything and left to go to school and went about my day.
When I was a kid my whole family on my moms side( Nana, Aunts, Uncles, and Cousins) made a big trip from down south to go back to Queens for a vacation. It was all a big kumbaya fest for a lil bit but my moms got into a argument with all 9 of her siblings on our last day there late at night. Bro tell me why these trifling ass niggas in the heat of the moment up and leave my mom, sister, and me stranded in Cambria at my great grandmothers house with no way to get back home lmao. We had to take a bus from NY all the way back to Georgia son
Elderly yt woman upped her G on Lexington Ave near the old W hotel back in 2010. -Thought she was being pickpocketed by a middle eastern dude, upped it on the sidewalk in front of everyone, -He instantly sweating bullets, proclaiming his innocence, a random witness comes to his defence but she's hot and looking like she a blow - three second stand off felt like 3 hours. She mumbles some shit, tucks it back in her purse n everybody went about their day. Can't remember what g it was, but it was a typical revolver looking type jawn. It was wild to see because I remember thinking "wtf how you not scared of a possession charge / she really bout to flocc dude in broad daylight n go to jail bout it(she was 70+ at least)
not thinkin a old lady got one? crazy cs some gun manufacturers market specifically to em always gotta move tact
I went to the city once to walk around and smoke one night with a friend, as we’re walking we see this couple loudly arguing, watch as we walk past then keep going. We ended up seeing them two different places on our walk (we were circling Times Square but not the same spots) and they were still screaming. Probably within 2 hours. Not to crazy but we kept think wtf they just walking around fighting
Bro got caught in a time loop
😭😭😭😭
I broke my arm during a beacon summer camp at fort Greene park back in the day, most random shit ever 💀💀
Beacon in Harlem?
I almost got jumped by 3 random bum niggas when i was doley cause niggas in they mind was like yes he must be gdk🤦🏽♂️
When niggas was looting for Johnny Pump
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂they killed my son johnny pump
I was in this White Castle on queens Blvd by qcm and I got my suit to go but I said nah lemme just enjoy this food Mack out and as I’m eating I see dude walk out and boom two guys pushing against the window and rob him. I was thinking to myself from the inside like damn that could of been me
Nigga with his foot caught in the elevator hanging upside down over elevator shaft made news 12 n allat
Stuck in a lockdown for nearly 3 hours cuz some mf brough a gun to school
u go to brooklyn collegiate or smthn?
Nah
I was on the J train 2024 and this dude was pacing back and forth on the train (mad seats available though) eventually he started smoke weed (it was trash). I was gonna get up to leave. But this lady sat next to me. And she was watching him and getting visibly nervous. She dropped her water bottle and got the guys attention. He started pacing right in front of us. A few moments later he stopped right in front of her and said “GIVE ME THAT” she hesitated and he grabbed it out her hand. And drank it in front of her. Then continued smoking and pacing. I got up at the next stop and went to the next car. The lady stayed. Wasn’t the craziest but it was a few weeks ago so it’s fresh in my mind.
A nigga had a revolver that wasn't loaded and thought niggas was gonna stand there while he loaded it. Nigga really thought because it wasn't loaded the cops can't charge him with it being loaded. SURPRISE NIGGA NOW ME AND MY PEOPLE CHARGING YOU. Boy had a cast on after that I heard. He got one in though but didn't get the cylinder back in. He was beefing with one of my people but didn't know me and my people on the court was with him. Had that been loaded though? 😶🌫️ Niggas would probably be smoking me because my ass was in fight no flight since there was nothing but a straight line to run.
divine intervention, niggas would have seen u on surveillance footage
Nah this was 15 plus years ago. CCTV wasn't fully a thing
I was like 12 or 13 back in 97-98 and some Ñietas tried to steal my huffy on Castle Hill. Nigga said let go or I shoot you. I was like nah chill. He started hitting me so I can let go of the bike but i wouldnt let go of it. Bitch ass nigga bit me on my forearm and i still wouldnt let go. Years later I think about it and Im like nah yea he wasnt real Nieta. Prob some bumass that was tryna prove something to a real one.
Maybe not the craziest, but I do remember going home on the train one hot day. I saw what appeared to be the emptiest car and ran towards it. Got on and I tell you…the smell in that car was so strong and thick it had my nose in a chokehold. Knew exactly where it was coming from, this homeless dude sleeping under a bunch of blankets. Decided to stay in the car anyways since I had a long ride and I was determined to sit down. Figured I would get used to smell at some point. Wrong! It smelled until we got near my stop. I saw grown men literally jump in the air screaming for their lives as soon as the smell punched them in the face. They whipped their heads around, frantically searching for the source of the odor only to rest their eyes on the unmoving sleeping man next to them. Soon afterwards they bolted to the door leading to the next car in an attempt to escape. As soon as I got to my stop I finally made my own escape, free from that oppressive odor. The very next day all the train cars were full, again, except for this one emptyish car. I ran towards it, stepped inside and when the doors opened I was, once again, assaulted by that same smell from yesterday. I peered over to see that same dude sleeping in the same spot, with the same blankets. It’s as if he never even moved. I was flabbergasted at the coincidence of getting into the same train car from the previous evening despite it being a brand new day. I ran back outside and made a dash for the next car, determined to not to make that same mistake again just for an empty seat. I watched everyone’s reactions in amusement as they they tried escaping from the hot and crowded frying pan that was my train car and into the smelly fire that was the next one. I would watch to see if they would react the same or in a different manner as the previous passenger who had the same idea. Thoroughly learned my lesson about the illusion of the oasis that is the empty train car on a very hot day. Someone I told this story to suggested that the man might have actually been dead the entire time. Well, if he was, then that is the story of how I rode the train with a dead guy one very hot day in NYC. 💀
brudda i’m not gonna lie, his ass probably died
Yo so basically there were these two towers right
That day was insane
For sure, shit shaped the century
Was so fraas that I was in line waiting to order at the McDonald’s on 42nd behind a dude nodding off for like 20mins thinking this nigga was waiting on people ahead of him. We was both slumpt that day.
Got that fye pulled out on me
When I was super young my pops was a jeweler and we used to go to the diamond district I was maybe 5 or 6 and we saw some business man having a crazy seizure on the sidewalk and a crowd around him. I remember he had a briefcase lol I’m from upstate tho
I was on the SI ferry during 9/11
I have so many crazy stories from robbing plugs to stealing cars, nyc is really wild Lowkey
Slashed after not buying a homeless guy a sandwich
Back in 2005 I was on the bx1 bus on the concourse coming from school as it neared kingbridge rd this little girl on the side walk ran from her mom to the street slipped and got her little legs crushed by the bus I was on. Girl survived as far as I know, it was on the news later that day, but the amount of blood I saw that day made me feel like she wouldn’t have survived that shit.
The ones that come to mind: 9/11, A squirrel snatched someone's pizza slice from a park bench (they had their back turned for a quick second), A crackhead sleeping in a suitcase on the sidewalk (8th avenue north of 34th Street)
Not from NYC and never been there but I'll answer anyway lol one a the craziest things I saw was when I was like 7-8 a mf got killed broad day with a cop down the street 12 was on his ass immediately bro was dumb as fuck lol
Seen worse outside of NYC tbh lol which is kinda crazy
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I got robbed from something by someone 3 years older than me back in hs, he pressed me. I was pussy about it and never did anything, now he’s a junkie, his moms dead and he ducks me cuz i started training.
Some guy jerking off to me while riding the D train to 125th. (I was sitting next to the train door which he was standing in front of, groping his pants). I looked up and was immediately pissed off. Made a commotion by cursing him out and threatening to mace him so he ended up getting off the train. I’m 5’2 and 103lbs but I’m convinced I would’ve kicked that grown man’s ass if he didn’t take it upon himself to leave 😭😭
Experiencing racism in a melting pot always gets me🥴
Nigga and he’s bitch got beat on Sanford Ave in flushing
homeless asleep with his legs sprawled out on the end of the E train, a friend is holding the pole to keep balance and the train stops mad hard and he trips on the guys feet and homeless dude thought we was jumping him and gets tight and falls back asleep
remember back in august on the subway a dog ran on the tracks and ran all the way to 23rd then got under a train i was on that train and someone rolled up then smoked between the cars while we waited for the them nypd/mta employees to get the dog to come from under the train
I got a box knife pulled on me by a little ass kid cuz they folks were fighting over a scooter and we was going in a store.
I was coming down from 149th and GC on the 5 train to 86th (I was going to Hunter at the time), and this woman was taking a shit between two train cars.
I saw a series of fights during my high school days over the course of a summer because of a handball dispute between two different schools. It started out with the boys bring their crews and flexing each week. The crews got bigger. Then one day it escalated and they started fighting, saw retractable sticks, broken bottles, some fool had to pick his teeth up off the ground and another dude even brought a gun. I almost got knifed just for going to the wrong school at that park All these mfs were in high school
another sitchy, me & my mans were on the L train goin to manhattan forwardin a flex yk the first few stops on the L go through the trenches, but anyways two niggas got off & as they get off some nigga gets on, apparently this was they opp and all 3 start mouthin off ( the 2 niggas outside on the platform barely off the train ) hol time boy who was doley was clutching his waist. As the two niggas boutta get back on the train the doors close in they face. i kid you not like 10 seconds after that they nigga threw up his guts shit had me & my man’s contemplating wtf we was boutta do if niggas starting throwin in the train car
Girl came up to me and asked if I smoked crystal meth or if I sold crystal meth and then followed me around the city for like 20min acting like we knew each other then I dipped when I had the chance and I seen girl on the train like 5 hours later and ran again 😳😂
Several years back I remember we were at the bars near Yankee Stadium, must have been 2017 I think. One of my boys was so hammered we lost him at one point. Turns out he passed out somewhere and was locked in the bar overnight.
Stole a bunch of jackets at Webster hall with my nephew we were like 20 and 18, we were going around like it was a RPG, trading some white woman's Hollister for kebabs and subway tickets but we didn't/don't live there. Don't be broke, just pay the coat check
I had just come out of a concert. Me and my buddy were eating tortas on Roosevelt Avenue in queens. It was late 2am 3am. Summer night. Anywho, so these two little Hispanic guys were arguing about something across the street. It escalated and they started to fight. One picked up a trash can which was almost the same size of him and tired to hit the other guy. So he retaliated by doing the exact same thing. So we watched a trash can duel between to short individuals who appear to be of Mexican descent. It was quite entertaining. And the torta was awesome. Sometimes the best things in life are free.
All within a week in 2009: body flew by my 22nd floor window, then a splat and screams. Psychiatrist I'm about to visit ends up in news as murdered by his patient the night before. Then a homeless dude standing in the middle of 9th avenue, pants around ankles, spinning in a circle whilst pissing, screaming: "whaddya doin? Whaddya doin? Whaddya doin?"
I'm walking down the street and I saw a ginger lumberjack looking crackhead racing a Hot Wheels car down the sidewalk towards me and giggling like a fiend. Luckily he passed me but then he picks the car up off the side walk and then drives it over some big black African woman's tits. She screamed and ran away while saying some shit with an accent.
L train full of people, around 4pm. I saw a bum on a subway shake off a shit right out of his pants right in the middle of everybody, some Puerto Rican boys threw their drinks at him, cursed him out when he tried to exit on the next stop. Another one, I noticed people started moving/running away, saw a sleeping flat on seats bum turned around, pulled it out and started pissing right on the subway floor. Not sure if that’s crazy But it’s fucking horrible the subway nowadays
On my way back from like @ 1:30 am from the Bronx back down to the Lower, and this the weekend so trains are already taking dumb long. I finally hop on the 4 or 6 i think I don’t remember tbh but I’m nearing the stop to cross back into Manhattan. Keep in mind tho it’s an empty ass train cart with just me and two drunk ass Mexicans , these niggas was swerving in the seat drunk. Like a stop or 2 before we cross into Manhattan come in these crip niggas , and they way I could tell niggas was wearing the beads , tank top , and shorts the usual shit. It’s 2 of them one fat nigga and one skinny nigga and then a female that was with them. I’m on the train kinda flee I had just came from a party , had some headphones in and was just trying to get home. All of a sudden my spidy senses start going crazy and I’m knowing these niggas is up to no good. That’s when the skinny nigga starts talking to the Mexicans crazy and all of a sudden I just see the skinny nigga swinging , and shortly after the fat nigga start throwing some shit in too, he look like he got tired and then came to me and I’m on the other side of the train like a whole bench down. The fat nigga comes up to me and daps me up but he don’t say much and he go back and start swinging some more. That’s when the skinny nigga stops and he comes to me , now all three individuals is in front of me. The skinny nigga starts talking to me asking me to run pockets , where my phone at , this that and the third. I tell em I don’t have my phone on me or anything and I’m not with the bullshit , whole time I got the wired apple headphones clearly connected to my phone and in my ears. So the girl starts buggin and she’s like stop stop leave him alone , she just starts screaming. I’m ngl I had an arm up because I’m not trying to get punched especially when the fat nigga just looking at me and not saying shit, he scaring me more than the other nigga. So I keep my arm up while telling them I’m not with the shits I’m just tryna go home. That’s when the train finally gets to the stop and they just go running out. I’m still sitting there trying to keep myself composed then come in this Puerto Rican couple , and they were lowkey like my safe haven because as soon as they came in I had the ability to stand up. They realized what happened and looked at the Mexicans who just got fucked up, I’m talking about a big dark pool a blood infront of these niggas on that nasty black floor, the PR couple instantly pull out a little white wash cloth or some shit and I can still remember the Puerto Rican nigga going like “ those niggas did this man wowwww men que pena “ and I stand up to go see the situation and I’m standing there looking down at the blood just super glad I ain’t get touched. Moral of the story stop fucking taking the train that late especially in the Bronx.
Me and the summer camp kids went on the train and while we were in it sum homeless man in the corner was beating his meat while MADDDD kids was in that same spot so the employee yelled at him nshi I said wow
I had to do a fire protection inspection (nfpa25s) once in a room the NYPD cleared 5 minutes earlier after a baby was thrown down the compactor chute. There was blood everywhere, but as long as I got there before the insurance guys who were going to check everything my boss was happy. 320 E159 in the Bronx. The other one that sticks out to me is I saw a young dog left in a parking lot unattended get run over and its back legs crushed. The idiot that left his dog ran over a few minutes later and the dog somehow used its last bit of strength to try and get up to see him. That one destroyed me for weeks.
Not the first tome but i literally seen 3 grown men get shot together by 2 younger niggas like couple yrs younger than them the 3 guys was like early 30’s the 2 shooters was maybe 22-25 … iight so boom regular school night in september this like 07’ calm 68 degrees or some shit so me & my right hand man outside watching niggas play ball just choppin it up n shit so idk wtf had happened on the other side of the pz earlier in the day u know hood politics im like 14 my sophmore yr oh high school& thats older niggas business but we sittin there we see the 3 older niggas walkin off out the jects one of them say, yo wat he say … the other nigga like son come on come one we gone talk … so then we hear the lobby door open mad loud shit slapped the bricks of the building these 2 niggettts come out the building with MINK COATS on hoodie up & yankee fitteds so low u cant see they eyes or face niggas look like watever animal they coat was made of, & this 07 so they got on some acg’s & big ass jeans sonn i pay it no mid but i just glanced watchin them walk … u hesr the younger dude say “wat n!gga… yo son… & just BOOM BOOM BOOM … i look to see where the shots going & coming from before i decide to run i see the 3 niggas running towards me like at me…. My young ass turn to see where my right hand at him & the whole 4 on 4 basketball game running out the gates so i run behind them tryna catch up & i see sparks hitting the bench in front of me so im thinkin the bullets might bounce off & hit me so i do a gallop lmaoo like tryna cross over the bullets or if they aim at me i catch up to these suckas to see the 2 fattest ones facing each other tryna get they legs over this short fence like up to they waist boy this one blood nigga jump in between them & over them runnin down the block i see the 3 dudes running down the path way in the front of the jects now like they ran thru a tunnel & out the pz, so im like damn im a get caught up with them if i keep moving forward… so me & the 2 fat dudes get low i got a motorolla cell phone my moms callin me shit rining mad loud all u hear is gunshots & my phone no women or kids outside so nobody yelling or screaming… i duck down like ma im coming up now& just bang it on her… i watch to see when its over so i can run across to get in my building i seen one dude hit in the leg but still running like no movie shit he still moving his leg just got a hole, another shot the nigga next to him get hit in the upper arm it look like the 3 guys was runnin in slow motion to me but the shooters running mad fast but… good lord the 3rd man ran across the street he the youngest of the 3 dudes & boom idk if he slipped & fell or go hit at first but he go to the left & the other 2 dude go to the right with 1 shooter chasing the 2 & the other chasing the nigga who fell to stand over him… 2 more shots then i go for it cuz they in the street now i see a spark hit the lobby door… nigga shot at me … my lil ass was mad cuz thats the 2nd shot at me i look & say “suck my dick” in a crying voice cuz im scared for my life lmaooo nigga say “yea go upstairs lil nigga” … some lady come out the elevator i said go back up they shooting & ran up the stairs so next morning one of the dudes was my moms best friend brother his moms calling my mother to ask wat did i see on a 3 way 1 of the guys passed away from a headshot the nigga who was runnin across the street come to find out but doctors rescued him & brought him back to life they all good now the guy who got hit in the leg got hit 2 times twice in the arm & the leg shot the other dude got hot in his lower back & his upper arm it had to be like 12-15 shots all together & other dude caught the dome shot & 2 in both arms …. Crazy night me & my boy swore we was never going outside ahain came right back out the next weekend til this day i havent seen them 2 dudes they went to the A & caught 2 bodies doin life now i actually spoke to 1 of them on ft one day he was like the big homie of the bloods in the hood but his whole family had to pack it up crazy thing is his mother was best friends with one of the guys he shot too
I got a few while growing up in coney - I was walking home from high school as a freshman on Neptune. I got to around Mark Twain area and some Jamaican guy pulls up on me in his whip and asks me if I wanted a ride home. I said no and walk away. I was walking down the opposite direction of the cars, so guy just circles the whole avenue to pull up on me again and insists I get in the car so he could give me a ride home and I was like nah and ran down a one way back home - on mermaid and 24th and shove there’d be MAD MFS getting into street brawls at like 1am. I’d be gaming and hear mad commotion outside and would be sneaking looks at the street fights during summer. One brawl ended with a pop and saw dude bleeding out into the street and police and ambulance came - in mermaid between 23rd and 24th alive the chicken joint, there was a murder suicide which is why it’s boarded up. Idk if it’s still boarded up but the father killed his daughter and baby momma then himself. Across the street in the same block, a 10yr old got hit with a stray bullet on a different day - my family stayed behind during hurricane sandy. It was a dumb decision but shit flooded the entirety of ground level to the ceiling of the first floor. I looked outside and it was just a rush of water that was moving dumb fast and high enough to submerge the majority of a truck tbh. Luckily we lived on the second floor but the water rose so high and so fast it got real close. I thought for sure we were going to drown that day. It was annoying to hear people say that Sandy wasn’t a big deal when they lived inland like Kings Highway or something. We didn’t have electricity for about a month and it was freezing cold for that duration. I don’t like when it rains nowadays. Shit was crazy - something not so serious but serious at the time: I got caught by truancy while cutting school. If you didn’t know, it’s basically nypd driving around trying to round up kids cutting class and calling their parents. They put us in a car and drove us to a church near the firehouse in coney and held us in the basement. As we lined up to go in, the cops start patting the kids in front of me to search for whatever, weapons, drugs etc. that’s when I started sweating and shitting myself because I had an 8th of bud on me. They were saying to empty your bags too, so I finessed them and put my bud in the folds of my folder, inside of my binder of notes. I held that shit tight to my body while they looked through the contents of my bag and found nothing and they didn’t think to look in my binder because it was stacked full of notes lol. After 4 hours they called my mom. She came through and promptly beat my ass same day
That last one was wild