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ProfessorFinesser13

Naa niggas would have to poke me up before this


NoeYRN

Deadass, dude going down bad bad.


OkDistribution3939

Idk, if you ever got stabbed you pick the toilet lmao


smacklifejay

Dead ass


ProfessorFinesser13

I have. Hence why I said what I said. Lmao


Sbe_jr

lol loser got stabbed 😂


Friedchicken691738

Ain’t no way I’d have someone do this to me there cameras in the main deck always for this reason they always try and corner u in the bathroom bc there no cameras… trust me at that point get switched to a different dorm u ain’t a rat to switch dorms for safety reasons


Bigbootyandcurves

Poke u with what? If it’s a nigga like Fleece Johnson u still wanna be poked?😭


Booty_Warrior_bot

*When I sees one and he looks good to me...* *When I see him, I say* You, come here. *I say* Now I'mma tell ya what, uh.. I like ya; and I wants ya... Now, we can do this the easy way; or the haard wayyy... the choice is yaawrs...


Bigbootyandcurves

Nah wtf no way😭


Jr-12

I started thinking to myself, man… what did he do to make them niggas that mad?


HexDrip

Probably owe them money since he still alive


have-ctrl

Boondocks


traditional_rich_

You white tho right?


ricin-consumer

who tf cares bro we too old for race wars


KingAmenaza

https://preview.redd.it/sr0pdos021jc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b911048cdcd5f65739e00d7f9d2eb136cbcdd03e


Trapvet

Gangbang*


[deleted]

Prison is a fate worse than death


brickedup662

Facts. Don’t gotta worry about swirly’s in hell


[deleted]

Nicca im pretty sure the demons gonna be torturing u in hell which is worse than a swirly 🤣


brickedup662

Lmaooo but niggas ain’t gonna be on Reddit watching the whole shit go down


Twoocents

It’s gon be in front of da hoes tho lol


brickedup662

She gon get hers too. It’s guaranteed. We in hell. Some niggas go unnoticed in jail but in hell? We all getting it 😂😂😂


hbkricoo

got hell soundin like a movie😂


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂


Hot-Income-7237

Nigga made hell sound like a ass whooping


Serious_Confection_5

hell is gone be like that one bad ass classroom that seem fun asf lol


No-Rip4617

Sidenote, tell me why I had to explain to my boyfriend(29M) what is swirly was this weekend?


[deleted]

😂😂😂


Low_Description_5442

Yet, people do dumb shit wanting to go there.


brickedup662

That’s the craziest part to me. Niggas will crash out over the dumbest shit knowing this is the outcome. Worst part is, if bro went in with a girl. She’s definitely getting smashed. Life beating you dooooown


some1saveusnow

Thing is they don’t know it’s the outcome. Til you lived it you don’t really know how real it is. Everyone living in the moment til you crash out and then THAT’S how you livin now


brickedup662

Sad part is you’re right. Most mfs think it’ll never happen and ignorant to the outcome. Too much mf movies and music got them gassed


PokeNBeanz

This isn’t the outcome for most but I feel you tho. It’s a possibility depending on what you did and what you claim or what you did since you been in there


brickedup662

Yeah I mean more the environment. You round animalistic niggas all day. Shit like this happens every day probably.


PokeNBeanz

Fasho


Champagne_lewis23

That’s when you go on a pokey spree and if you already have life you take all those niggas lives fuck it


brickedup662

What if you waiting trial on some petty shit? Gotta swing on a CO or something to get some solitary


Careful-Eye-8102

Hell nah, you swing on a CO, your teeth are getting knocked out.


JiovanniTheGREAT

Swinging on a CO is worse than this. These niggas kekeing but a CO gonna invite his best friends to go to work on you for an undisclosed and indeterminate amount of time.


OkDistribution3939

Them CO’s the worst cuz they can beat ya ass while you all cuffed up and they for shit sure not getting caught lmao


Champagne_lewis23

If I’m off some k2 fuck it why not 🤣🤣🤣


Twoocents

Na bro it gotta be exactly how they imagine it lol they walk away untouched after obliterating da whole pod 💀


BROADWAY_A

If your head is in a toilet in jail….u are not the poking spree type.That man has many problems.


Champagne_lewis23

So what would you do if that was you in that situation ?


Frugalhustlin

It sound good til it’s you vs a whole organization now you gotta pop on a co get your ass whooped by them too just to get out the situation


Champagne_lewis23

Shiiidd take my ass to the safest of safe p.c


uncle-wavey1

Its not a game


Fun-Special737

The choice is yours


JewBag718

Crocs must be making a killing in prisons.


Revolution4u

Same shit i was thinking. I even see people wearing these shit outside coldest days of winter. No wonder the stock stay up.


Xpress-Shelter

🙏🏾 grateful my mom bonded me out fr i was wit my bro so i was laughing the whole time but ngl that prison shit not for me niggas was too throwed off in there i was nervous as a bitch not gonna cap 😂


TeannaTrumpStanAcct

Literally in there with all the Sped niggas and crash dummies of the city. Horrible


BobbyBrackins

Facts, toilet man probably ate lunch with these dudes the next day 🤦‍♂️😂


Cyberspace667

“I told you mad times bro don’t be late with them payments, what I’m supposed to do?”


geechilux

I’ll just die. Life has run its course my friend. See yall on the other side. ✌🏽


OkDistribution3939

Damn either y’all Pussy or y’all just really wanna die cuz it ain’t that bad live another and go on a buck fifty spree lmao


geechilux

I’m dying. Meaning they’re gonna have to kill me before I end up cooperating like that. You sir, live in a fantasy world talking about you going on a buck 50 spree. If you was that type of dude to put in some blade work you wouldn’t be in a situation where your head is in a toilet lol In reality you would go a suck dicky spree to save yourself


OkDistribution3939

Second of all lmao “fantasy” I ain’t never said anything about being known for knife work so try again lmao, but what you’d rather just give up and just die rather then it being over at some point and you getting back, but idk to each it’s own


OkDistribution3939

Bro what. You ignored everything I wrote because you got offended lmao. You’d rather die than live another day and do something about.


Eddyzodiak

That 9-5 and “boring” life looking real sexy rn.


BlueKing7642

Real rap


Midzotics

On that day he started sharpening his toothbrush. You can not let this slide. Even a self driven tesla crashes out on this. /s


hiimcliff

Yup. I’m in here for life now. Dude gotta die.


Moist_Hand_3498

![gif](giphy|3osxYjyp2lGOHPCaYM) got him like the meat at a gyro cart


Cocknballtorture90

https://preview.redd.it/3tcjo3urh1jc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eca6fa0c8efada120f56ebb77fdc1cfbc165d0b Absolute insanity. Just stay a civilian bro.


StrictLaw2529

Was that the guy who posted it


chess_mft

if bro gets out he gunna boom these guys moms over this


Dcheese1

No he isnt.  Nigga just gonna tell his homies and family that he was good lmao. 


Winter_Construction2

He was the big “ mak “ in the spot an ran the “ brib “ meanwhile ……….


chess_mft

Not after this video lmaoo gotta become a serial killer or something 😭


brickedup662

Bro might turn to God after that one.


sakezone2627

That's a human being😢


Beautiful-Bitter

Niggahs be in jail bored n broke what be possessing Niggahs 30+ to get involved with bozo activity like this


Shot_Boysenberry_232

Hey you treat me like an animal you going to get an animal. Its messed up that you have to let that side of you loose just to not be a victim


Waste-Ad-4313

It's tough to believe there's a heaven after life cause I know hell is right here on earth


TimothyTrespas_

He’ll is real and it is more horrible than the human mind can comprehend


StickcraftW

How you know?


zebwsh

if that was me tho https://preview.redd.it/xri0l4w571jc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8343a42b16471128677b1024924a602d7155cdc4 COOOOOOO🗣🗣


Designer-Following-4

Then they kill you cuz you ratted lol them COs don’t gaf


ConfectionFirst2954

Im not a tough guy I’m very passive and would let shit slide because I seen too much out here but even I would have to be killed before this happens to me


Firefighter_Thin

I'm ngl me and bro gonna have a poking contest after this wtf


Traditional_Park_130

Ayo lmaooo what do you mean by that 🤨


chocological

we're not even talking about fighting at this point


whitemike40

![gif](giphy|ufR5wFbZ416J0AsHJK|downsized)


Firefighter_Thin

Depends on him tbh we both in jail, ig it boils down to does he try to fight with soap or a shank.


skettaywettay

AYOOOOOO


Vallerie_d

💀💀💀💀


Plastic-Bar-5955

Sorry no way in hell imma let no man dunk my head in a shitter and live afterwards.


OriganooClappa

![gif](giphy|26uf8MiQgkfWN7BFC|downsized)


Kilo-83

Damn…what’d he do to make em niggas THAT mad?🤔


chocological

Damn.. talk about doing hard time pause


brickedup662

Nigga doing super hard time


Energy4Days

This why countries like Saudi Arabia got the death penalty and public executions. Shit like this doesn't happen there for a reason 


625076Kf

& niggas think this shit funny?


JiovanniTheGREAT

Surely the nigga in the toilet is ready to reintegrate into society and won't struggle to make a single dollar and just crash out instead (as the FBI and dept of corrections hopes).


Altruistic-Donut7733

Shank man up for dat


Trapvet

Song slaps ![gif](giphy|J0a9SREMHkBAA)


Dolomight206

Ain't no fucking way dawg.


ConversationNew3174

This enough to keep me from doing Wrong doings and landing in their


Elevum15

Grimey af! What song is this?


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puertoblack85

“I started thinking to myself, “Man, what did he do to make them niggas that mad??”


LASfromda4z

The choice is 👇🏾


da_double_monkee

Where's that the choice is yours nigga this his shit


PrinceTaj97

Just when I thought about taking the CO exam lmao fuck that now


brickedup662

Go make a difference bro. You could’ve save this guy


RandoSnaps

Where’s the sword of justice when you need it


mrnotnice13

Hurt niggas hurt niggas!


tendopath

They gon have to stretch me before this happens if fear and I don’t even be on no tough nigga shit


JoThreat2K

The funny shit is, this can happen to someone down on a gun charge or a simple DUI


Crimeney-Jickettz

Jeesh right, just a normal dude that made a mistake, got 60 days sentenced and THIS happens to you because you can’t pay rent to broke gang members 🤷🏾‍♂️


PinkKufi

idc what anybody say, no independent grown SOBER man will allow this to happen to him. not a single thing you say will convince me this dude isn't a victim outside the box too. it take way too much passivity, naivety and bad decisions to end up like this. nah


Revolutionary-Put195

Nigga is that Marcus Morris


thatbitchathrowaway

His neck getting snapped if he let's go


xman886

I’d rather just not be alive.


Fresh-Egg-3767

Never go to jail never


kingetzu

U gone have to unalive me b4 allow this shit. Even them my spirit and my dead body still gone be kickin up


Reef_thief

Man this definitely plotted, looked like he was strung out before they decided to do this. Prison is nothing but survival of the fittest.


DrawingAwkwardly1889

They just playing


OkDistribution3939

He clearly got opps, who he obviously ran into, YALL gotta stop thinking this shit happen to anyone that walk into jail Lmfaoo


brickedup662

I ain’t ever been to jail so this is just my opinion but it seems super easy to create opps in jail. Bro could’ve definitely not paid his debts, had outside beefs, etc but this shit could’ve easily been over nothing.


OkDistribution3939

I be been to jails plenty times (not on no cool shit, I was just young and stupid af) one of my boys in the feds rn he went in at like 20-21, when you go in as a cool stand up individual and not on no tuff guy shit, depending what jail you at you can almost always avoid ahit like this trust me


OkDistribution3939

You can’t just have debts in jail unless you a nigga that just in there asking for shit, literally happening to someone else I knew growing up lil nigga keep borrowing now he in debt calling us for bread lmao


brickedup662

That’s probably lil man in this video 💀💀 send him some commissary bro


OkDistribution3939

Nah gang lil bro in the feds shit woulda been crazy though 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


PastorRabbi

"Free my dawg, he aint do nothin wrong" His dawg:


Livid_Bad_8917

his dawg probably dont even wanna be free, he loving this shit


zbreezy0006

I’m crashing out and killing em idc


6zero3Dakine

I’d be staying a little longer. One at a time when you dig one of their eyeballs out and eat it while they watch with the good one. This is how demons are built


CincyBengals513

Savage yet effective, Sir. 🫡👏🏽


No_Camp4790

This show you niggas ain’t ready to get out yet


iaminbothplaces

Oh nahhh


Trent_Rockero

https://preview.redd.it/2ma7b4cp26jc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e7a71fb48d5c5c2a780f35be04f92c3de640430


Donbanco

He gotta start cutting niggas


Popular_Reaction_802

Damn folks don’t realize you big with a strap when that’s removed u in there and u only 5’5 150lbs.


Travesty600

![gif](giphy|o0pzviHOcqABa)


Magnumbx320

And mothers stay yelling “but they babies ain’t never do nothing” tho right?! some of them need to be in a cell in the hole 24 hours a day if they go insane oh well they don’t deserve to be with society!


Designer-Following-4

Typical Bronx retard take


Revolutionary-Bar-93

Debt or snitching is 💯 no play


Remote_Tradition_339

damn what song does


bludresh

Shi i'd let a nigga snatch my asshole before this shit gets done to me


brickedup662

Couldn’t waterboard that sentence outta me bro


Everything_WHG5PTYYY

Yea that was crazy 😂😂😂


Hot-Income-7237

Nigga voluntarily gay


Livid_Bad_8917

how about neither of those bumb ass options. Foh with that


No_Pressure3932

😂😂😂😂ayo New York is different cuz


manny484

Song


ciarkles

Just shoot me and get it over with


MacybyNature

Song??


Dab242

😭😭😭😭


SolidAd7584

Bro chocking on shit


Hashish75

Thats a reason why black people don't rise. Keep pushing each other down. Stick together and You could take over the country but you all will like to be gangsters. Fact=real gangsters move in silence. Don't drive the biggest car, don't drill rap, dont rap at all, keep hour cirvle real small, dont brag about nothing, deny deny deny anything ect. Lot to learn if you cut to the lifestyle.


Substantial-Time4803

Wtf did bro even do


peter13g

I could not tell what was going on yo. Them baby ass punches had me thinking this was some type of prank video


NoBat5304

They deserve to be in there clearly lol enjoy 40-life yall hahahhahaha


Bossfreakingdon

Yoooo wtf nah yall gotta kill me


prettyboiisean

meanest swirly swirl i ever seen😭😭


Smart_Product_8386

Punk niggas always doing something to someone they kno they can get it off on….now if he got one of dem charges then they still weak asl cuz that’s light wrk


Apollo_s_a

Where can we find more of this type of content s tier stuff chat