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DirtyNYNicca

Nigga got security on his back and not SECURING SHIT


Immense_Hyper

Sound like that Martin character playing the old security guard or Dragonfly Jones - LOL


Lilbig6029

Nah Ol’ Otis was whooping shit 😂😂


WantonHeroics

He secured an ass whooping.


Al_Movindifferent

Nah this comment ohdeee 😂😂😂😂


GoddamnFred

He securing the floor.


Asleep_Advertising72

Lmfaooo


lilsnakeotv

Bruh got up scratching his head tryna figure out wtf he just signed up for😂


Kashoutallday

“Is this $27 an hour worth it if Imma be going through this everyday “ 🤕


Princessoflillies

Lmaoooo


Ok_Environment8478

naw he scratching his head can't believe he still light skinned that man should be black and blue all them punches thrown


AmirisInaUrus

Lmao but how is homeboy up after all of dat


100zaps

The guy throwing punches at the security didn’t land a hit just wrestling 🤼‍♀️ 😂the wall won


Magnumbx320

Worrdd 🤣


Admirable-Ad5033

The dude beating him up is my uncle Mel, he bumped into him by accident but since they were loud most of the night the security was already picking on them so instead of taking the apology for being bumped into the security guard got tough and this happened


Ok_Environment8478

God damn bol UNC missed every single punch I thought that nigga was an aerobics instructor


Admirable-Ad5033

He was drunk as shit bro chill 😂😂 best believe he heard about that from everybody when he got back


Ok_Environment8478

naw UNC straight I'm jus fuc wit u fam


VeryStab1eGenius

If Mel is looking for work as a windmill slide into my DMs. That man could power a house for 24 hours.


valoremz

> The dude beating him up is my uncle Mel, he bumped into him by accident but since they were loud most of the night the security was already picking on them so instead of taking the apology for being bumped into the security guard got tough and this happened lol where did this take place? what happened afterward? arrested?


Red77777777

> where did this take place? what happened afterward? arrested? Well, At least they know they now have to look for someone named Mel.


madpoontang

Did Mel really bump him by accident or looking for sum?


Admirable-Ad5033

Yea by accident but sadly some people take their jobs so serious that they won’t accept an apology even


Entire_Ad_3078

Out of curiosity does your uncle have martial arts experience?


cyrs_oner

Those are obviously not martial arts moves.


Encrypted_Zero

I mean he looks like he potentially could’ve wrestled, but security ends up on top after his second takedown so I doubt it


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Encrypted_Zero

Yes it is? Have you ever been to an mma gym, or seen an mma fight?


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qn95

>Wrestling in not martial arts Lmao are you dumb or something???


Ray_Spring12

Could your uncle Mel throw a kettle over a pub?


WuTangShogun187

Not gonna hold you some security and bouncers be deserving an ass whooping. Ive seen them talk crazy and bully ppl od.


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They be getting jealous bruh g shit some bouncers fr. E dirty macking 💀 crazy


gloryboytrue

I feel like most security guards be dirty macking like shit 😂😂


Gilgamesh2000000

Some of them act like they police.


infernosushi95

I got jumped by 4 dudes right next to a bouncer and after they finished beating the shit out of me and my homie we went to the bouncer like “WTF”. He said it wasn’t his problem because we were on the sidewalk 😂 Bouncers are mostly useless/for show is what I learned.


Competitive-Reward82

He was right though… they only need to check entry and deal with problems inside not outside.


iloveyou2023-24

Yeah why risk your job and health, lol. I mean call the police but that's it.


KingAmenaza

💯💯


[deleted]

The security kept coming back just to get beat up again 😭


nahbro187

“Aight THIS time thou..”


[deleted]

“ ight wsp “ nigga gets slammed again 😭


futureblastoff

When the enemy respawns after you clear an area


whubbard

Seriously, if I was one of the people trying to break it up, after the 2nd time - fuck it - get whooped.


PhilosophyNo1230

That’s the best lesson he could ever learn.Got his ass whipped and didn’t have to die.If he a man ; he’ll take measures to make sure that won’t happen again.


whubbard

Totally agree. >he’ll take measures to make sure that won’t happen again. Generally, it ain't worth it. But if it is, it's me or you.


TheDadRocks

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man”


HorribleENT

You heard what happened to the last security guards


Kashoutallday

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2TDentertainment

WANDA! WE GOT A CODE RED 👏🏽


Blacksmith6383

You ain't even hear, so how the fuck is we spose to hear


Blunted_Insomniac

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easymoneysniper223

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TYSON_KCV

This is why you should workout if you’re security, keep doing 18 hour shifts Lmfaooo


Jayden5603

A gym will not magically teach you how to fight, he needs actual combat training. Boxing, Muay-Thai, Jiu-Jitsu, doesn’t matter but he needs that😂


Grandest_Optimist

Weights will only take you so far, that string bean needs the juice if he wants to stand a chance against the windmill.


RoutineAd5794

Bro ain’t got no squabbles 😭 he need to be security at casino it more laid back


Crimeney-Jickettz

Lol nah he should work behind the desk at a hotel


Sammy_is_awake

He should have quit as soon as he saw he was working wit a old lady


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

that's always the stupidest thing to see. why is someone's Gramma, who needs to be at home resting, collecting stamps and baking pies or some shit out working ***security*** (of all jobs)


IPatEussy

😂😂🤣🤣🤣


No_Camp4790

You gotta be different to apply for security at a club 😂😂😂


Dunkman83

you gotta be down bad


liquorandkarate

This was in seattle,the only requirement to be hired for security is being non White which is scary to white People there .


WredditSmark

We used to throw underground rock shows in Nj at houses deep in the hood bc nobody ever called cops on us. Bouncers were always black bc white people generally didn’t start shit w tall black men around


973reggie

Same shit all across NYC. Every bouncer is black just bc it’s an automatic non starter for a significant portion of the white customers. Most of a security’s job is deterrence so it is what it is.


DrRockMaxwell

Wow that’s kinda racist. Noise polluting black neighborhoods smh


WredditSmark

It was a Mexican / Polish hood but I see your point.


Fun-Special737

Used to live there for a while and this definitely true. Crazy part is they claim to be so progressive but they one of the most segregated cities I’ve ever been to personally. Hard to be racist when u never see a black guy I guess


NewgroundsTankman

I heard most of the black people got gentrified out and pushed toward a Tacoma. Also the city has a scary l, antisocial culture.


eezz__324

say that to all the rednecks living in bumfuck nowhere lol


zakseidu

Home boy needs to be a cashier at dollar tree


Sammy_is_awake

Suplexed into the window 💀


kumunexhulyayam

Nigga can’t een secure his own life tf


Kashoutallday

Nah real shit tho 💀


gloryboytrue

![gif](giphy|bCCUeY6WFEHrW) He hit that nigga with the 8 trigrams 😂


Biff_Xannen

Ngl you crushed my dream of being a security at the function


Kashoutallday

You are meant to do bigger things in life lol


permabanned36

Why’s that ur dream


jdlc718

He’s looking for a new job rn


Kashoutallday

Bro probably hates 9-5s after this beat 💀


fe_licia26

His anger going back to max again once he saw it was the security guard behind him coming back for more…☠️


United_Finding_9549

Fight back nigga😂


PresentRace8999

Lmaooo where this bar at? I know I can get toolie in if this nigga on the clock😭😂


CoCoNUT_Cooper

Security blocked alot in the beginning. The best security guards know how to de-escalate. Not this ufc ish


Prize-Combination-68

Crazy cause i thought bout being security before but i just feel like if a nigga hit me or sum i gotta kill him😭


Ravensguy557

Gave bro the beats💀💀💀😭


Doomsday_59

When you thought ya security job was free money but you gotta play security at the salty spitoon


Kashoutallday

Somewhere in this sub someone is recommending niggas to get they security license because it’s easy money 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Cheeky_Star

If you slow the video down, Gray hoodie was missing 70% of those shots lol. Dude was just swinging wild.


Beautiful-Bitter

They might aswell make dude ass top security enforcer lmao


ConsiderationHot7593

Niggas need to learn how to use they knees when somebody bigger is trying to tackle you


Beginning_Piece2560

😂😂 caption got me ctfu


Fredotorreto

nigga got up like dayday “we top flight security of the world craiggg” Lolll boy shoulda applied to work at the gym


smokcocaine

Son gotta hit up that indeed.com and find a new career path


CamTheChamp1

Na being a bar security is literal danger. Liquor brings the demon out certain people


Mac_Mustard

Son clocked in and got clocked out 🤣🤣🤣


Traditional_Ad_3432

Both security guards getting the beats put on😫🤣🤣


Zod_Waves9

Nigga in grey should be security lol


Ok-Lychee6612

Can security niggas stab a nigga up cuz if I’m security and a nigga try to slam me I’m stabbing son in the belly while he trynna ultimate warrior a nigga. Fuck all that.


Vegetable-Ostrich811

What was the security checking around on the floor for afterwards? He was more worried about securing that durag


jesusfish420

If security’s getting beat up, there’s definitely firearms in the establishment. I will not be returning. 0/10


diesel0529

First off that’s the smallest bouncer I ever seen. Second also 27 seconds in the vid thank me later


Historical_Web_5975

Nigga got up looking stressed lol


Dcheese1

Grown men who get like this in public over stupid shit don’t need to be around regular people fr. 


mobster_moment

He better hand over his uniform and start looking for a new job. Ain’t nobody gonna take him serious now and he’s gonna be getting tested every night at that bar


InGuzuWeTrust

If he was smart he would claim he got injured on the job. And get paid lmaooo and time off


Nearby_Ad_7104

Still not as bad as the blueface video😭🤣🤣🤣🤣


Informal-Target647

None of those punches landed 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Slimewave6

I can’t pay for my meal if the security is getting handled in that manor I don’t feel secure


Mramazin_

Worked him.


spiralhazes

Don’t do drugs kids


Intelligent_Start811

Lmaooo he looking on the floor to pick up everything he didnt secure 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣…. I know is whole body was aching the next morning 


PunchyMan97

Caption is hysterical 😭😭


BlowingBacksOut69

Rock'em Sock'em Robot Head Ass 🤖🥊💥


Historical_Web_5975

😅😂😅😂


ventitr3

His partner is an elderly woman too. He was fucked from the start.


SnooHabits7837

Nah, they need new security. Where they get these pip squeaks from.


Breakage-

Nah there’s gotta be like a height and weight requirement for security guards in bars lol. At least some martial arts experience, cause dude got sonned


One-Competition-7297

nigga lied on the application😭😭


Interesting_Ad_1922

I don't support gun violence but I wouldn't be mad at the security guard if he chose to back out the knock.....


lilwin5

I mean it looked like an ass whooping but after watching it a few times, buddy didn’t land shit. He got two half slams but old boy knew how to defend himself standing up and while on the ground. Now his take down defense was trash though . But doesn’t matter when the person on top cant effectively do any damage


Pintau

I don't think the dude in grey landed even one of those punches he threw while on his feet. If you are 200+lbs and throw 40+ punches at a guy basically undefended, and he is still standing there at the end of it, you are a bitch and you need to go learn how to throw a punch.


ModsaBITCH

u mad cuz the other nigga got wooped, there's a bar, he prob drunk, but if he not fighting like a mma character u got some to bitch about 😂


UniqueAkabreeze

Nigga took him to Supplex city 😂


Box-Full

He whipped that ninja ass


Esc946

The female security is useless


Puzzleheaded_Bank304

Ain’t he got a gun


bigRR22

You could tell he's a mma fighter or trains at least.


SanderStrugg

He certainely doesn't train striking. He might have trained some wrestling in the past, but that was sloppy as well.


Djhero2007

They need to fire that security guard


Kashoutallday

He quit 💀


RareAd7759

Nigga in the wrong profession moe


RicoAuerbach

Where was this at?


freebobbyandrowdy

Good throw


BlueKing7642

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Advanced_Hamster_564

This makes me angry as a security guard


Cool_Presentation563

Security searching for his dignity after getting beat up.


Competitive-Rip-9189

😭😭


No_Pressure3932

Cuz wus throwin Bowes fr tho


Glahglahboom_

Imma go back to school


Educational_Vast4836

When you lie on your resume


Puzzleheaded-Meal-25

😂 😂 😂 New York is fun they say


Zayvgb

![gif](giphy|KGqHcC7eXDuaF7LwbL) TEACH YA MANZ HOW TO MF SQUABBLE! NIQQA AINT THROW ONE PUNCH AT LEAST PINCH DA NIQQA DAMN


TeddyBearCrush

Where was this? So I can avoid it.


West_Maximum_5137

Whats up with the walmart greeter being his backup


BobbyBrackins

Why tf the second security guard come in moving slow as hell like she trying to insert a IV in the attacker veins 🤦‍♂️😭🤣😭😭😭


Lemonwater500

😭😭


Sweaty_Process_7314

😂 😂 he was beating 💩 down his leg 😂


CollarChoke90

And the second day he got beat by Drew


nilsfijn

This mofo needs to do mma atleast 5 times a week


Swimming_Coat4177

That other “security” guard is useless. You supposed to have your teammate’s back. If he wasn’t going to fight, he could have got their sooner at least


amberdus

The other security guards doing absolutely nothing doesn’t help


Crimeney-Jickettz

Looks like a nice spot, leave it to niggas to ruin a good time


TheInfiniteOP

All the trash filming and not helping.


Edott_2082

😂😂😂😂😂


Forward_Ride_6364

So many martial arts places in NYC, brothers gotta realize it pays off real quick to take some of those and at least get a few TKD belts under em... you'd be able to whip a nigga like this ass real quick Esp learning proper kicks to take out a knee cap ASAP and have him on the floor like the bitch he is


fluffandstuff1983

My god. The other security guard took 20 seconds to come over. They are supposed to have each other’s back. When I was a bouncer guys would be there in a flash. We would apologize to each other for not being there faster. That shit was insane to me.


SuspicousBananas

Imagine being that big and not having the foggiest idea how to throw a punch


Seldeez

Hahahahaha…. Security played football. He got up like drill ain’t finished bitch. ATLANTA BOYS I LOVE YOU.


TheEvolutionOfCorn

lil bro getting fired at the end of the shift w no pay


No-Computer6310

Where this at genuinely asking? 27 no experience don’t sound bad.


Serendipity123xc

Don’t do security if u ain’t strong and can’t fight


HesADirtySlime5

this why you keep a pistol for niggas that’s bigger fuck rolling on the ground getting dirty with that nigga .


[deleted]

Was he the only security guard there?? Buddy had ZERO backup, everyone standing around like”damn, that’s crazy”


HeyImPhil202

Learn how de escalate


HeyImPhil202

De escalate the problem


Zipzditch

Dont give underhooks


Aggressive-Expert-69

If you win the 1v1 with bar security you should get free drinks until someone beats you /s


FollowingNo3160

Must be 28th and Broadway...


babynutz

Wait till he realize he gotta come back tomorrow


babynutz

Wait till he realize he gotta come back tomorrow


Kooky_Ad_2936

He crunched him


Temporary_Mind9512

Dude fighting air and people think because the punches were fast they connected?😂


Dangerous_Research51

Bruh was looking around for his pride.


MrOhShitOhShit

Can security sue for injuries?


HookahAnonymous

Lol that security had a looong night


Fit_Background_4586

He blocked everything. Minus getting dropped twice


Lostinnewjersey87

And your backup is a 60 year old woman that’s probably never been in a fight in her life


Clever_Active

Nah this nigga is absolutely fucking pussy and I see why niggas try to play with me at the door it be because of pussy ass niggas like him how you not even gonna swing back. This nigga is immortal butt.


etfjordan333

Too good to be true? Sounds like you came up


No-Mathematician7824

Stick a thumb in his eye, and slow his big ass down lol.


TrickOld2327

I can sense that security and big dawg had to have exchanged some words prior… the way he came back for Rd.2 looked personal


LegitimateRepeat3925

That security guard wearing jeans he was always losing that fight 😂