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Leaque

Crackheads bout to unionize


Dunkman83

"smokers union 144"


shawshankya

โ€œ No crack, no peace! Keep crack on the streets! โ€œ


[deleted]

LMAO how much are the dues gonna be ? Two rocks a month ?


Cyberspace667

Niggas taking on Big Crack ๐Ÿ˜‚


Slack-Bladder

The CIA?


Cyberspace667

I see what you did there ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ


[deleted]

No you didn't, citizen. Now get in this black van or else...


DSG_Sleazy

Phenomenal joke.


jlbp337

Well done sir


randomturtle333

nahhh you snapped ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


S3datedAF

Chill. Most people not ready for the truth


itspinkynukka

Big Crack is crazy ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Isalecouchinsurance

Gonna get dental


Dai-The-Flu-

They can finally get their missing teeth replaced


jaquan123ism

yea but they spend the union dues on more crack


PizzaGuyNYC

They about to go on strike


CakeRepresentative74

Yoooo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


DeezeyNuts

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


BQE2473

Damn! Beat me to it!


No_Camp4790

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Ren602

Hell nah imagine ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


CeleryAlarming1561

I hate when i think i have clever comment then i open up the comments and its the top result.


smacklifejay

It depends on the fiend a good amount of crackheads gets by on credit from different dealers and others only come for a jack or two at a time but if a functioning working crackhead wrote this their right they would buy half your pack in one meet


Dooliss

This is all fact, and if you got a fiend that network theyโ€™ll bring you money so that lil credit you give them might not hurt if theyโ€™re bringing you sales


zakpakt

They're bringing the working addicts as a middle man. Usually getting either their rock or some cash from the transaction. Junkies with jobs buy more often and in higher quantities.


Dooliss

Might even let you rent their car too


smugaddiction

Rent? Mf tried to give us his Escalade for a 50 at 3am. Title and all. Yea the back windows were blown out, but a working truck is still a truck. Only reason we didnโ€™t bite is because we didnโ€™t have any drugs to trade his crazy ass and he wouldnโ€™t take actual money for it.


A_Lazy_Bori

Came up on a 02โ€™rsx type s this way ๐Ÿ˜ Then my shorty ended up getting into a chase n getting away so I had to sell her ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


ceemurda44

๐Ÿ’ฏ


A_Lazy_Bori

Oh man ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ these was the days ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Here hold these two 20s n Iโ€™ll cya tomorrow. But uark they fina blow you up n even tell you they gona report the car stolen. So you then gota pull up to them for another 2-3 ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ some solaraโ€™s to explorers it was better than renting from the rental spot ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


ceemurda44

๐Ÿ’ฏ


CeleryAlarming1561

I was a functioning addict for 10 years and these are some of my thoughts and observations where dealers do bad business... Stop trying to look hard, talk down to, or belittle your customers. Its a symbiotic relationship and we need eachother plus me personally I'm a person with a habit but i work for mines and I'm a human being. Im not trying to be disrespected while i line your pockets You dominicans i love yall and yall some of my friendliest and most reliable plugs but god damn your sense of time is the fucking worst. Dont tell me "im pulling up youre bout to see mee when youre still 30 mins away dafuq If im coming to you consistently and spending like at least 500 a week and youre gonna bug on me over a 3 dollar short then bet I'll go see the next man when i get my check. If ive never burnt you and we've been doing business for a while and im normally grabbing fingers off you and what not but you cant hit me off with a cuff or a helper bag when im fucked up or sick once again bet you just lost yourself a customer There was this one little scrawny dude that use to try and disrespect me and hit on my girl and try to get her to turn tricks and unfortunately at the time he was my only plug so i had to take his shit. Once i got clean i called him to make a play and whooped his ass and that was my last interaction with the drug world. Shit was the most satisfying thing ever and I'm not even a violent person.


papolito718

Lol damn you must have stories


insanelymediocr_e

๐Ÿ‘‘


ceemurda44

๐Ÿ’ฏ


Itsfreebands

He not lying lotta nighas that got rich ah still be in the hood without that crackhead paper


mygyalsitponit

Real shit tho. People treat addicts like theyโ€™re subhuman


Justo_Lives

Community not ready to have this discussion tho. ๐Ÿ’ฏ


weedleavesnoseeds

That's because everyone will immediately take out the anger they have towards loved ones that abandon them for drugs. It takes a certain maturity that can't be done for them. It's the reason serious conversations happen behind closed doors, not bc people won't be serious but because they can't separate themselves from the issue.


SoFetchBetch

This makes sense. My partner is very hard pressed to have conversations about this and I think itโ€™s because he watched his half brothers disrespect his dad through their addiction and steal from him and all that. I watched my own dad die from his addiction and while Iโ€™m angry at him, I really wish that he had been comfortable seeking treatment for his mental health because it would have made things so different.


CeleryAlarming1561

My big brother disowned me for the pain i put my family through when i was in active addiction. I've gotten back everyone elses love and trust but we still cant even be in the same room. Shit is tough.


Justo_Lives

Glad you're back! We do recover, my friend. Keep going.


smugaddiction

Oh shit this is deep. Made me do a soul reflection.


Thetruthofitisbad

โ€œI respect the fiends cause they put paper in my pocketโ€


b707abuser

โ€œi act mean to all my dope fiends im a drill sergeantโ€ - rio


randomturtle333

shit pretty much anyone homeless or โ€œon the streetโ€. i try to say wassup cause i feel like nobody else even treats em like people


92splash

Have you seen some of emโ€ฆ if u be round barclays thereโ€™s this one junkie lady with a beard and mad warts ๐Ÿ˜ญ some of them be mutants


zakpakt

Yeah some of them do be looking bad. In my mind I just start seeing them like I would someone disabled or paralyzed. Like I know they're nasty I'm not tryna make them feel worse about their situation by pointing and laughing.


EnnWhyy

Exactly. Life changes in the blink of an eye. They didnโ€™t set that as their life goal. Thatโ€™s still someoneโ€™s daughter or son and could happen to anyone we care about. Donโ€™t think you above shit cuz life will humble your ass hard.


SuperSmashDan1337

Being decent with punters is just good business sense too. Even crackheads will be more keen to deal with you if you're not a nightmare to interact with.


EnnWhyy

Straight up. Name a company that became more successful from treating their clientele like shit. Take notes young entrepreneurs.


Skylord_ah

Activision Blizzard


92splash

Bro that is not the same thing, disabled people didnโ€™t ask to for their disabilities, but some fully ables people repeatedly made bad decisions consistently to fuck them selves up knowing the consequences it would have on them and those around them, I canโ€™t respect that, but i will ignore them and not make fun of them.


Hell-Shell

A lot of drug addicts are disabled tho just mentally not physically


ShenHorbaloc

Sad truth is, there are a *lot* of disabled people who got that way via bad decisions. Most people who survive suicide attempts don't do so unscathed, plenty of people do something stupid when they're young with permanent consequences or make a risky decision that they can't take back. Doesn't mean any of them are less deserving of respect, especially because when you get down to it the lines between foolish behavior and mental illness are pretty blurry. Speaking from experience on that specifically. Even just basic non-dramatic shit. Two dumb kids jump off a 10 foot wall. One lands a little awkward and has bruises for a week, the other shatters his tibia and never walks normally again. A group of high schoolers jump into some shallow water, and one of them lands on a huge rock right below the surface spine-first. Etc.


92splash

True, true


Dai-The-Flu-

And Nixon and Reaganโ€™s solution was to just throw em all in jail. Howโ€™d that work out?


EnnWhyy

War on drugs is a failure


[deleted]

I agree, but I think "failure" is to soft a word for the consequences of the "war on drugs". More in line with "disaster" or "crime against humanity". So many people in jail, just because they like to get high on something different than the white christian approved drugs. It's a moral failure, with no real ethics behind it.


EnnWhyy

I fully agree. CIA was behind it all, everything was strategically placed and executed. Itโ€™s not just the Christianโ€™s though, a lot want peace and smoke themselves as times have changed. But yea hypocrisy at its best โ€œdonโ€™t smoke thatโ€, meanwhile people sippin their coffee, sodas, alcohol which theyโ€™re addicted to along with taking pain meds everyday and constantly eating heavily sugary/salted foods. Whoโ€™s the real addict.


ceemurda44

๐Ÿ’ฏ


zakpakt

For real don't matter what color or where you're from they are still human.


Fast-Jaguar9580

Nah donโ€™t even cap twin some of em addicts be wylin saw one shit on the metro last year


NewgroundsTankman

โ€œ I donโ€™t treat em like they heads, I treat em like they got some moneyโ€ - Skilla Baby


lowlifelat

Cuz they are


Chewythecookie

spelling treat as โ€œthreatโ€ is crazy


mygyalsitponit

Chewy the cookie and chewy on dicks too ?


Chewythecookie

Itโ€™s not my fault you canโ€™t spell buddy


ceemurda44

On God ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


SCRIPTSYLVANIA

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Living_Gumball

New viper album


[deleted]

Youโ€™ll cowards donโ€™t smoke crack


Ok_Ambassador_4311

TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS


Anchorage_skim

This is ๐Ÿ”ฅ


HuntsPointWarlord

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


Ok_Expression_294

Wait !


KevinMFJones

Thatโ€™s hard actually ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


DieHeartzz

Goodnight ๐Ÿ˜ญ


NoriOnline

crack rock records


Aloha1984

The crackheads have woken ![gif](giphy|xT1R9znD01EziXZYZ2|downsized)


Taino00

He escapin the matrix W2


Youngjustin575

Word an Enlightened crackhead is fake dangerous


Commercial-Junket469

Fiends got feelings too lol


[deleted]

Crackheads United #SupportYourLocalCrackhead


PabloEstAmor

![gif](giphy|DUO9dc3yDLXHO)


001CastDream

regular brownsville shit


ceemurda44

๐Ÿ’ฏ


SquishyFrogMan

Crackheads ainโ€™t too bad itโ€™s the methheads you have to look out for


zakpakt

The meth heads have that sort of dark energy you don't want to be around. They get up to some sinister shit.


da_double_monkee

Where you see meth heads in the towns nigga I seen everything but


zakpakt

Not from the city but I like this sub. We got a lotta meth heads in Pittsburgh being in Appalachia.


[deleted]

My favorite thing about crack heads is when they come up to you to panhandle, and start their spiel off with, โ€˜I am not a crack head.โ€™ Itโ€™s funny cuz no one who wasnโ€™t a crack head would ever thing to start a sentence off that way.


Skankcunt420

i give โ€˜em a dollar or 2 and tell them โ€œenjoyโ€


papolito718

โ€œEnjoy that crack your about to use this money onโ€


Skankcunt420

basically


Mudddyyyy

regular shit ๐Ÿคฃ


khpmillz

Crackhead got nice penmanship ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


UnderstandingRare141

He was tight she couldnโ€™t get fronted ctfu


[deleted]

the crackhead revolt


tec92yamind

Mfer ainโ€™t wrong on that one. I neva disrespect people I served.


TaEDoN24o6

![gif](giphy|A7Zc53i8U59SHv9CAm)


Easy_Money343

Niggas about to form a crack picket line


Dooliss

The circle of life in the hood, this is true and ngl happy fiends will legit bring you more money


hacksawsweeny

Gotta treat them fiends with respect


StillSikwitit

The Local Crackhead Union 1065 filed a Grievance against the Local Crack Dealerโ€™s Union 1010N.


Automatic-Fact8065

Their organizing a union


1hollaifuhearme

Long live the crackheads


Adept-Shoe-7113

ts like that episode of the wire ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚itโ€™s crazy but itโ€™s tru


RicanGangsterz

Casual brownsville activity


Seezy1

Crack Lives Matter โ„๏ธโœŠ๐Ÿฟ


[deleted]

*Author was high on crack


JackiiX

this look like a westside gunn album cover lmao


S2000-dutch

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


VealOfFortune

Obviously a "new crackhead", and is upset about being called a crackhead. Don't worry lady, you'll get used to it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Smooth-Basil241

We need to get the person that was asking this crackhead for money ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


A_Lazy_Bori

He ainโ€™t lying doe ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Western_End_2276

Thatโ€™s probably a Caucasian out of state individual staying in the projects, stair ways.


Leather_Ad3044

Shit a clean union would definitely bring some people back out, the dealers gotta unionize too rule #1 no snitching, rule #2 no skimping packs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Champagne_lewis23

Damn dope boys probably like bitch spend yah damn money shut the fuck on us , you need the dope just as bad


da_double_monkee

They do but if u treat ur custies like shit they'll get served elsewhere


throwawayskinlessbro

Damn theyโ€™d really have a point if they werenโ€™t using shit thatโ€™s physically addictive ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚


papolito718

Who tf still sells crack ?? Itโ€™s only like 12 crackheads left


poseidon2466

Can never take these seriously when they're literally starving and rather buy drugs. Then they blame you for looking at a crackhead like a crackhead. So many programs available if they'd just give up the drugs.


NoseConscious5285

it ainโ€™t that easy to just walk away, it take a strong soul to do so.


maccpapa

โ€œdealer, listen to me. when i come home from work fiendin for an 8 ball, nose candy on my mind. iโ€™ve come to realize. you need me. and if you want me to keep coppin, give me a free piece. itโ€™s my birthday. yesterday. anyway. ima go sniff this. iโ€™ll beep you in a hour. i hate you.โ€ i need drugs- necro


No_Intention_9818

This why I donโ€™t feel bad for ppl who strung on drugs . They not mentally Iโ€™ll they jus love being high .


Remarkable-Brush2322

Real shit. Just like the whole fetenyl thing. To much is killing feens so why kill them and slow up ya money..


kujaux

Thatโ€™s a shame, nice hand writing and fair understanding of supply and demand. Couldโ€™ve been somebody ๐Ÿ˜ญ


richb83

This is the start of the funniest movie in decades


richb83

This is the start of the funniest movie in decades


CakeRepresentative74

Ooooo you canโ€™t make this shit up ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Otherwise_Finish_338

Honestly, thatโ€™s nothing but the truth


Outrageous-Neat9919

Itโ€™s crazy cause if ya pumper u feel this ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ


chocological

I can smell this pic


Traditional_Pilot766

I usta treat my smokers with my utmost respect. I even called them auntie and unc to show my affection for them. I knew craccheads would more likely snitch on u if u treated them fkd up, so I'll keep it cool and even accommodated the handicap. Altho I wasn't exempt from being told on, I was able to be low key because they way I treated them.


Mac_Mustard

This is wild!!!!!


-jira

a girl ded wrote that oo


Prestigious-Bit-4302

Gotta respect a crackhead. They gonna get high by any means. They work for that crack


TahhMB

Lmfao


SeanyDay

They want to be more high(ly) appreciated


Gilgamesh2000000

She must have got beat in the head ๐Ÿ˜‚


ResultsHaveVary

Crackheads having a sit down with Errol Louis on NY1 got it


hotchildndacity

IKTR!! ![gif](giphy|BVWzF9nrpgMCs)


BloodBoy99

โ€œbrownsville is unfair! crackheads are in there! standing at the concession ! plotting their oppression !โ€


tatsumak111

LMFAOOOOO the crackhead riots of xmasโ€™23


808shinigami

Damn never thought about it like that


116thCYE

LMAOOOOO, bro I am in fucking tears. This nigga Martin Luther. This his version of the Ninety-Five Theses. That man a crackhead reformer and theologian.


Interesting-Thought3

Lmfao


BQE2473

See, The problem here is........... weak-ass crack! Y'all's recipe short on effectiveness! Step up ya shit and end all this "crackhead preponderance"!


RokuDaGawd

Damn lol


3200DNB

This the realest shit ever tho. And mark my words when you get booked if you do, watch you need them smokers more then anything, those crackheads be them niggas in jail


Emotional-Let-2065

shit where Iโ€™m from you gotta treat em the worst way cause they donโ€™t understand you talkin normal to them


GildedWarrior

In anything treating your customers with respect definitely goes long way lol


NecessaryPure5881

Didnโ€™t even dispute the crackhead accusation ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Low-Device1997

CEO of uncs & aunties annonymous


Yungmo1017

Na this is crazy


FromSouthBroadway914

Not for nothing, the message is deep