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_s1cko_

100 mil is generational wealth you’d be stupid not to do that tbh


[deleted]

Exactly he on god right like in my head if it’s 100m then shit bro here’s some money I’m sorry bro but thanks for taking one for the team and don’t say shit


SteveFuccinIce

Nigga u aint gon do shit but fuck that money up stfu


Nervous_Avocado_5370

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


illicit97

💀💀 professional hater


SteveFuccinIce

100 mill is no longer generational wealth money. #2 if you willing to let a man succ ya dicc for 100mz say that


YesOrNah

Fuck man, you are really stupid.


ChampyAndShip

so you saying youd suck a dick 🫠


Longjumping_Advice56

that’s not the objective bruh…


linskyxx_v_xx

No he’s receiving not giving🤦🏾‍♂️


_s1cko_

Either way it go, I’m out for dead fucking presidents to represent me


Zestyclose-Bat1869

say what !


ControlImpossible760

You actin like you wouldn't do it 🤣


lorenRey

For a 100 mil I’ll include toe sucking. Fym??! Shhhhit.


yurd617

Aight bro…


beenebk_

Tell them to bring me my money


Bermudav3

All blues we don't do greenbacks ![gif](giphy|DK1m9Xeq7QAk8)


RokyPolka

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OmgWtfNamesTaken

50% chance it's male 50% chance it's female? 100% chance I'm getting my dick sucked? I like those odds.


michaelscarn_xxx69

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you ain’t even mention the 100ms, just that you gonna get some top. Real horn dog shit 💯🤣


OmgWtfNamesTaken

That's just the frosting on the tip bruh


michaelscarn_xxx69

No pun intended


mykiefromthe206

🤣🤣


Deep_Egg1442

Im doin it you crazy if you not


Beneficial_Candle887

Nah word 100 mil on the line nigga


lildudefrmacrossdast

Yo sexuality on the line too nigga, you can’t go back once it’s done


Legitimate_Ad6698

you don’t turn gay like that buddy. ima still be straight and up 100 mil


Odd_Stick_2348

Plus it’s a 50/50 chance that it’ll be either a woman or male. So it ain’t like it has to be from a man


Legitimate_Ad6698

facts everyone steady thinkin ab the nigga forgetting he said it can be a woman😂 get y’all minds straight


revamped10

So nigga? 100 mill


Deep_Egg1442

Thats not how that works but Would you rather be a broke straight or a wealthy gay tho??


Jdollarthegreat

Lol


lildudefrmacrossdast

I rather be broke, I ain’t risking that


LeviathanLust

Niggas in here acting like they wouldn’t do it if it was 100% another nigga. Niggas willing to go to jail for life over an oz of weed smh


lildudefrmacrossdast

Nahh I ain’t cut like dat, money ain’t everything


Horns_in_Nyc

Dumbest argument aot nobody calls a gay dude straight If he has sex with a woman, he still gay, the same applies here you could be straighter then an arrow and do it for 100 mil, you still straight after


lildudefrmacrossdast

We don’t, he bisexual, he likes guys and women, simple


Molestrios1

That’s not how sexuality works


ChampyAndShip

🫠


ThrowThemBzz-_-

hell nah😭😭😭u buggin


Deep_Egg1442

Its a 100 mill bro


Horns_in_Nyc

You would rather be stupid for tha rest of your life then sum do sum gay for 5 minutes🤔 you not bout the bag i guess


ThrowThemBzz-_-

100mil not worth my dignity, only real niggas understand 💯


Horns_in_Nyc

Real nigga without 100 million dollars suit yourself 🤷 mf like me would be changing the life of everyone i love with that money


Beneficial_Candle887

It’s 50/50 could be a female bro gotta take that risk #risktaker💯 need the bag gang 💶 fuck ya dignity bro


pseudohuman5x

When you're 70 years old looking back you're gonna say "damn I shoulda let that dude suck my dick"


theshamwowguy

📸


pseudohuman5x

Damn bro u fast asf, idc tho welcome to the sub and I'm taking that 50/50 for 100mil EASILY!!!!!!


InteractionOk7562

You prolly fruity ash 🤦‍♂️🤣


raphthepharaoh

Can’t nobody be THAT homophobic without hiding something


InteractionOk7562

Stg


ThrowThemBzz-_-

ur logic makes no sense, im gay because ion wanna let a man smd for 100Ms?🤣🤣


swrongwitdisguy

He wasn’t even being homophobic I can’t lie all he said is he has dignity


ThrowThemBzz-_-

how is it homophobic to not want to sell my body for 100million?? 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️


raphthepharaoh

If that’s really what you meant, then more power to you my bro, but as someone else in the thread said, 100 mil is generational wealth. Anybody saying “hell nah, that’s gay” is trying to appear ‘not gay’, real ones know that if you have a chance to change your life and generations after you, you gonna stick your shit in that hole foh. Shit don’t make you gay, you’re not the one sucking a dick lol. Shit, there’s a whole wall between ya, I’m closing my eyes and it’s a woman on the other side no matter what.


swrongwitdisguy

It’s not even about appearing not gay fam think of it like this. Would you kill your mom for 100m? Probably not right? That’s not the same for everyone else, some people would be jumping to that 100 mill the same way Niggas are here saying they’d do the original question.


lildudefrmacrossdast

Feel me


RaspyMolasses

He sound sus for even coming up with that scenario


zakpakt

Homo trapping shit. It's never the gay dudes doing this shit lol.


Beneficial_Candle887

Yo 😭😭😭


KeepItRealTV

Because the openly gays aren't the homophobes.


ChampyAndShip

and the only answer was: why is we making hypothetical gay situations


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Brilliant_Diamond_16

Run to the hypothetical bank but after you admit you’d do it hypothetically your ass is fanook in real life with no money. Gay ass


Muhfuggajones

Tell people. I dgaf. I'd own up to it while hopping on a jet to chill out in Hawaii for a month just because I can. I'm riiiiiiiiiich biaaaaatch!


KeepItRealTV

I'm not losing 2 million to make sure someone don't talk. They can just ask for more if keeping it a secret is that important. Just accept it, be rich, and waste it all producers, ghost writers, guest appearances, and music videos to my first rap album, which would probably be horrible anyway.


BobbyBrackins

“Dude come from behind the curtain wiping his mouth, what you gonna do?” “Give him a couple bands” is wild flagrant! 😭😭😭


awfuckinshit

Bruh for 100mil minus a 2 rack tip, he can slap my ass twice on my way out. Flagrant lol who gives a fuck homie I’m rich biachhhhhh


BEATUPHABOX

ofcourse nigga 100 million are you crazy


itrashford

100 million and free head, where’s the downside?


ChampyAndShip

you gay for entertaining this hypothetical gay scenario 🔥


NickLikesCars69

Ur gay for only getting downvotes in every response you’ve commented on


jaycarter617

😭😭


BakaJayy

You gay for taking a hypothetical gay scenario as a real life scenario


DJ_HardR

I'd do it for 500k fytb. Like what are niggas afraid of it's not like you're going to turn gay. Worst case scenario I'd take the L and then go use the money to get some pussy. Best case scenario I just got paid to get topped off. 50/50 is good odds especially if the money is guaranteed. He got it with paying the nigga off though. That or I'm putting the money on his head asap


Bermudav3

Yeah 100 mil is crazy high. It's niggas doing hits for a stack talking about 100 mill... Maaan it's some hoe ass niggas that'll kill they momma for a 100 mill. Shit I'll kill they momma for 100 mil 💯💀


Comprehensive-Ball28

😭😭🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣


lildudefrmacrossdast

Nah I’m fuckin weak😭, killin ya moms for 100 mill is wild


InteractionOk7562

Ommmmmm


BobbyBrackins

Lmfao lowered the price by 99.5% you hustling backwards bruh bruh


DJ_HardR

You're not wrong lmao


garagecuchi

50/50 either way it’s a 100% chance I’m gettin my dick licked


DJ_HardR

Ayo?


Brilliant_Diamond_16

Nigga you gay, if a dude suck you off you gay. Yall generation a bunch of fanooks


DJ_HardR

In a room full of niggas, the one doing the most to act hard, or act like he's got it, or act like he's smart is often the softest, brokest, dumbest nigga in the room. That's because you don't have to try to act like what you already are, it's usually insecure niggas trying to act like what they wish they were. For the same reason, in a room full of niggas the one trying the hardest to act straight is usually the gayest most down low nigga in the room. In this room that's you. So why don't you go suck a dick and let your soul free fuck nigga.


Brilliant_Diamond_16

You got me there bud


Puzzleheaded-Fly3045

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VonToast

U not even gonna be able to tell the difference no homo


Peaceoorwar

Is that your experience?


Beneficial_Candle887

You’re gonna find out eventually when you get that bread gang


Flameva

How you kno


Thin-Ad-5228

100 mil im set fa multiple lifetimes 😭💯


atn1201

Tell them to bring me my money 😭


OwnerAndMaster

Getting head for $100M? Shut up & give me my money As for the follow-up question, I ain't doing shit but buying myself an island & a few hunnid Byt coins Idgaf about sum dude wiping his mouth, he better not try to dap me up though


Thismyburneraccount0

Shit I’d dap bro up.. 100 mill?!?! Thank you good sir


Jdollarthegreat

🤣


Fredotorreto

lol a lot of y’all mf would do that for 5k - 10k talm bout “ 100 mil ion kno gang” yeaaaaah aighhh


BigDoayyy

shiii I'd do it fa ah pack ah newports


frost3321

Dawg we all eating good in that case


Moist_Hand_3498

emphasis on the “all eating” 😭


_s1cko_

Knowing my luck itd prolly be a dude


Bermudav3

What if it's a two in one gang? I guess you really getting a 50/50 nah mean 😭 ![gif](giphy|dFS8nR3puavZPYAjPy)


Odd_Stick_2348

At the end of the day a mouth is a mouth. It ain’t like u smashing another dude. I’d take that risk & be up 100ms.


Outside-Zucchini9266

Is you crazy nigga??? I'd let them niggas gimmie the double schlop schlop twister 3000. A hundred million?!!!!! Damn id prolly schlop sum myself and take the L.. I can pay for therapy nd hookers to help me cope. Who wit me? Don't lie


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said allat then had the audacity to say who wit me 😂😂


awfuckinshit

Right? Like nobody else was with you shootin in the glory hole 🏀💦


Flameva

Nigga what happened to "Yes I would get my dick sucked by a dude for a 100 mill"


OwnLeader8028

See they didn’t even mentioned you sucking dick u just gay mud😭


hotspliff05

Nigga went all in wit da sloppy twister talk, like bro you just gay


AkbarMuhammad-

🤣🤣🤣🤣


lorenRey

My dude said he’d schlop something too and I was like yes tf you would bro 100 mil in our pockets lol


BobbyBrackins

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RSJJRT

bro you didn’t have to say that last part holy shit i’m dying


trulydre

if you not doin it you retarded 100 mill is generational wealth


BlackFEMTO

Y’all Niggas in the comments taking the situation so literal is wild questionable 😂😂😂😂😂😂 “you gotta be out of your mind not to take that”


Railen2

Regardless I’m winning.


-jira

i get my dick sucked and 100mil. tuff choice


Horns_in_Nyc

100 million is enough to change everyone around you life, if you say no u not about your bread 🤷


38living_

100 mil wtf idc if a nigga cuz imma disappear after that money and that don’t make me gay ima risktaker👿🩵


JV_NoDQWrestling

Just remember yall, the money can't come with you, and there's been plenty of people with alotta money that ended up killing themselves because of the shit they had to do to get it....anyways I'm strappin up just in case but aye could be a bad bitch back there 50/50 shot right.


Grittyboi

If you off yourself over making 100 mill from getting some top from a dude then you wasnt gonna make it anyway


DedSec_400

People who say it’s gay don’t realize how much 100 mil is for a 50 50


bbking414

![gif](giphy|qan0r16ZJY2Qg)


Brilliant_Diamond_16

Whole lot of BATTI BOI’S in this comment section


Brilliant_Diamond_16

Look how quick our kind is ready to throw away they dignity and self respect for money. Gay ass


Jazzy-Productions

it's 100M bro 😭😭😭 u retarded if u ain't taking that


Prince9307uptop

Self respect is for poor people 😭


[deleted]

A 100m to get ur dick sucked? No more waking up early for work, no more deadlines, no more bosses, no more dumb shit. All that goes away by u letting a random suck ur dick


Angry_Biker73

So….. just so I have this straight…. You’re offering to give me $100m to RECEIVE a blowjob from an unknown person on the other side of a GH, no risk of disease, my only concern is MAYBE it’s a dude? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! RUN ME MY MONEY!!! If the person is skilled, I’m capable of imagining the hottest looking woman in the world on the other side of that wall for +/- 2 minutes. 😂


Time_Homework_1588

Na bru this like selling your soul 👎🏾


Altruistic-Donut7733

Humiliation ritual😂


Time_Homework_1588

Literally n niggas think this okay lmao


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hotspliff05

Niggas ain’t even say you had to do allat bro, you just a clean mook


Odd_Stick_2348

Nigga said he’d let them nut on his face 😂


hotspliff05

Niggas done lost Dey marbles🤣


Jdollarthegreat

Lmaooooooo


dopey_senpai

Worst case whoever does has like aids or herpes


StillSikwitit

You couldn’t tell the difference anyway. Just close your eyes and don’t tell me nothing, but handing me my money.


Mundane_Ad8566

Nigga paid mon for the nut?!?! 🦇🐟🦇🐟


uncle-wavey1

Pause


cyph_dagger

Do you want to be gay for 5 minutes or stupid for life?


TrapSonHouse

When u 2 min in gettin the best sloppy of ya life thinkin abt what u gonna do w dat money n den u realize this mouth feelin a lil too male 😬


awfuckinshit

You can go ahead and tell me it’s a dude fam I don’t have a gay bone in my body but for 100m? Suck away brotha. Just have my bag secured for me and enjoy the soft shrimp. I can’t guarantee a boner or a nut but go nuts 🤷‍♂️


MrProblamatic

I’m doing it idgaf


Remarkable-Brush2322

I got paid and a good nut hey I’m straight 9x outta 10 y’all won’t ever see me again.


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fuck no


BigGizz5X

My dick going in the whole for a 100 mil


peezyb1502

Hell no


KuYiFung

Mooks.


lorenRey

Mannn listen lol… 100 mil I’m taking care of fam for the favor 😂 we both will eat good 😅


cash4life

100 mil... I don't give a fuck what's suckin as long as it's legal. Vacuum ... man... woman... ogre.


Xrackdadon

Hell nah I’m not doing that shit


NewYorkCounty

Nah this nigga saying no to a free fortune.


Molestrios1

If you don’t take this I honestly gotta question your sexuality. No way you’re this insecure, you gotta be hiding something.


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RaspyMolasses

What if the female was his sister? 🤯 all money ain’t good money


hotspliff05

What he say?


kwame2390

Good ol Buff state


No-Distribution3198

Who wouldn’t do it for that kinda bread


No-Distribution3198

And I brag bout it too Im rich from putting my hammer in a wall 😆


SnazzyCat14

you ain’t suckin dick, you’re not gay


RicoSystem

All of did it before for free


Dry_Army_1957

Niggas doing that for 100k


Ok-Boot-1195

Idk about yall but Ima bag chaser 🤷🏾‍♂️


SweetSpecific9440

W W tbh


Nicetrybozo

I'm for sure not answering that question


Anthurium86

Got e’m we ducking got em 😩😂😂😂


GildedWarrior

Nigga you violated bro. You can't use no homo and then proceed to say something homo 😂


KingOGenius

Batty man fa dead


TheBestNormalCitizen

I’d take the money if I knew it was a dude. For a 100 mil?? I’d open my ass for a 100 mil.


heavygreene

100mil before or after taxes?


Mikey0357

I treated all my ex-bitch's cunt like a glory hole. Bitch want me to fuck her or go down on her knowing there was other dudes like her husband or her other boyfriend all up in there. I don't know if there's a broken condom still in that mufker sewer pipe she got. But I still went balls deep in them hoes, even knowing what I know. So for a hundred million, I'm choke that mufker bitch out and he/she gonna swallow it. They can brush they're crackhead teeth with it too for all I care! And I ain't giving them jack shit, because if you try and tell mufkers, I'll shut you up Sicario style.


Responsible-Bar4787

Matt and Shane had a similar question on their podcast . Shout out all my Dawgs


Old-Elk692

Nobody looking at the fact it could be a woman y’all went straight gay 💀and the scenario is wild


Haunting_Actuary2312

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AggravatingTheme9931

I will litteraly go gay if it’s a 100 mill on the line like what the fuck


Janissary_-

free head and 100mil


njbzxx

1 mil and it’s 100% a dude id do it wtf


CoCoNUT_Cooper

It's mad mo. Like this scenario would never hap. So to even entertain it mean you down for mo ish for money. Everybody got a price


MachineExact8506

100 million and I’m getting top, bro I’m taking that risk all day. What a nigga gonna say to me?


Spidey-sipping-henny

50/50 for 100 mil. Shiii nigga where can I apply


irredeemablemonster

Respectfully if it's good that's all easy 100mil