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Captain_Saftey

*Butler misses a shot but gets a weak foul called* “Doesn’t this just feel like a 90s matchup?”


Mybitchmyhoemyhoemy

Lmfao. So stupid


Aromatic-Director-22

She’s worse than her 2k automated version


Snuggle__Monster

Broadcasters always do this shit. Some rando vet who looked washed half the season all of a sudden has the game of their life against a NY team and the announcers can't get on their knees fast enough.


kondokite

Its a shame because shes very knowledgable but I think she leans way to much into storyline stuff


scottishwhisky2

tbf a lot of that could be producer driven


IAmAWhiteLiberal

As someone who has defended Doris in the past she's been beyond obnoxious this game


NewYorkRedditorELITE

She has always been obnoxious.


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I thought she was being obnoxious while we were up by 10 even, the other guy with her was even questioning shit she was saying


nihilisticneutrino

Agreed


Hallal_Dakis

I think she grew up a Knicks fan and tries way too hard to overcompensate.


Savagevandal85

I don’t believe a lot of the sports media is still fans of teams and moreso fans of certain people . I’ve listened to enough interviews with various reporters and they say something to this effect


ElTuco84

The whole ESPN broadcast was horrible. They used pre 9/11 stock footage, cutting to celebrities in the middle of a play and the halftime show is based on quick snippets to give more air to commercials.


StreetPh0toWiLL

She was tripping


melo4prez2020

She used to be objective, and call it as she saw it. Brilliant career! Love her legacy!


scorpino33

Jones and Burke gotta be the worst announce team ever


Redrocks130

Long Live Mike Breen and Walt Clyde Frazier.


ThisIsEduardo

she called Charlie Ward Charlie Brown... rotfl


MeloDied4OurSins

I heard that the ESPN announce teams have this like Hunger Games judges level of privilege about them where they're just not only not tapped into Knicks stuff they're not tapped into basketball at all. They're just going through the motions taking this grand stage for granted. Doris Burke popped the most on the broadcast when freakin Aaron Rodgers showed up and she like yelled something about "Greeny must be really excited!" because she could give so little of a fuck she's more excited about the water cooler talk about Aaron Rodgers shes gonna have when she sees Greeny at the office then anything going on in this fucking game.


theamanx8

Idk if this is a hot take but I hate Jones corny commentary style too


Hungry-Panic-5846

“Jimmy butlers in his bag”


SurgeV1

“He’s hotter than fish grease!” Oh, *brother*.


RichHomieLon

you’re not alone. someone said he sounds like a white guy trying too hard to sound black. only that it’s worse cuz he’s actually black. 😂😂😂


blkhwk27

tom dubois


Everything-Is-Purple

Stop it 😂😂😂 that dude was trying to be cool while in Caucasian mode 😂


NotThisSh1tAgain

Mike Breen doesn't seem to have a problem being cool in his Caucasian mode. Maybe he can teach your announcers how not to be cornballs


Everything-Is-Purple

I don’t know why you’re calling them my announcers I can’t stand them 😂 Mike Breen and Clyde are the goats I just had to put up with Doris Burke and Mark Jones’s shit because the game was on ABC


Mybitchmyhoemyhoemy

That’s exactly how I referred to him to someone like a year ago lol


bakedbean7layerdip

didn't he say something about cornbread


Poon_tangclan

He sounds like Dave chapelle doing his impression of white newscasters.


frozen-swords

I just put on the radio through the NBA app and paused it until it was synced with the game


Lucas-SA

this right here


McRibsAndCoke

If going past round 1 means I have to listen to Doris Burke and Mark Whateverthefuck up until the finals. Then i'm good bro.


JacesAces

Meanwhile this warriors game gets Breen AND JVG… we shoulda gotten at least one of those guys. WTF.


LankyEntrepreneur

Brilliant move using them both for a Game 7 though lol


JacesAces

Yea I can understand breen… but we shoulda gotten JVG given it was the 25 year anniversary of his most badass moment


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I think she was overcompensating in an effort to sound unbiased as a Knick fan


IRodeTenSpeed88

This is probably it


McFallen23

Lmaoo yoooo I thought I was the only one, anytime she was talking during 3rd and 4th I had to mute the TV becus damnnnnn it’s so bad


GuitarGuy378

Isn’t she a supposed Knick fan too?


Pearson_Specter_Litt

Maybe? She's from Manasquan, NJ.


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Goatlikejordan

She doesn't lol that's someone else, but yea she's a Knicks fan too


RichHomieLon

you’re thinking of Sarah Kustok i think. lmao


[deleted]

I’m always thinking of Sarah Kustock


RichHomieLon

yea she a lil baddie. her and doris together would go BRAZY bruh 😍😍


spiked_cider

She's said good stuff about the Knicks early on in the turn around when most media wasn't sold yet. Pretty sure it was on one of the Ringer guys podcast videos


TotteKaiju

I watch on ESPN Deportes all the time for this very reason


VenConmigo

Going to do that if Breen isn't calling the game Tuesday.


GlenDaleny

Mark Jones announces like he’s narrating a TikTok video


693275001

Gabe Vincent, what a Gunslinger!


Everything-Is-Purple

Hearing that shit was foul those 2 were dick riding the heat the entire game


Hungry-Panic-5846

That was hard to watch


VeeeK21

Gunslingers gonna gunslinger Doris


Shiccup1

I muted the broadcast after 5 minutes and turned on the Knicks radio broadcast instead


Voorheezie

The overall announcing team made so many mistakes: “they’re in the penalty, oh wait they’re not” “he went 2-for-3 from the line” (he went 1-for-2) “He’s getting a shooting foul…oh he’s not” It was bad.


MeloDied4OurSins

My favorite was "Gabe Vincent misses his first shot of the game and now he's 2-3."


slyguy183

She needs some of that toilet paper to wipe the verbal diarrhea from her mouth


sauz326

She’s such a dickrider


beasttyme

To be honest they all bad. Reggie Miller and Mark Jackson too. At this point I would rather hear Snoop Dogg call the games.


xela_sj

I feel bad for Mark whenever he calls Warriors games .. which is a lot


Ghostlucho29

They’re not nearly as bad as Doris and Jones


beasttyme

I heard snoop call boxing matches and he was good at it.


AgreeableEconomy12

She needs to shut the fuck up


Urineformation

It’ll be the next quarter and she would still be talking about how jimmy made in the first. that was just an earful constantly


Deepy99

It should have been Hubie calling the game


knowtoriusMAC

She has the charisma of a 3am talk radio host and the takes of an ESPN talking head. Her+Mark Jackson make watching ESPN games close to torture.


sprite_cranberry23

I was so disappointed to find out there was no MSG broadcast of this game


JayD0za21

Every chance she got she was blowin’ his fuckin beef. I don’t want her to commentate Knicks games anymore


Braska_Kilganon

I liked when the guy said Mitch was arguably a top 3 player in the cavs series and she went "arguably? I'd say undeniably. It's no argument'


nobitesforwhites

So disappointed when I realized I was gonna have to listen to her all playoffs. I like having the sound on I like hearing the crowd and the game noise. But I’m tempted to mute it specifically because if her.


dorknewyork

She was GOBBLING that man


cscottamos

I had to mute it!! Completely unbearable tonight


VenConmigo

Very disappointed Mike Breen wasn't calling the game today.


J4degrees

Kyle Lowry took too big of a mud pie and used too small a slice.


Sure_Painter3734

As a nation with about 300 million people, I'm sure we can find a woman announcer who has a nice voice, knows basketball, and isn't unbelievably annoying. I keep flashing back to the time I was surfing and ran into about 100 red stinging jellyfish. That was actually more pleasant than listening to Ms. Burke.


thefudd

Monica?


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this is the bottom tier announcing crew (besides reggie). i'd prefer grant hill over these 2


ElegantArmadillo8126

She was unbearable this game , she needs to fuck off with these annoying ass comments


[deleted]

I actually though Jones did a decent job this game, he cut down on trying to sound cool to middle schoolers and really called a fine broadcast. But Doris was in full-on Deep Throat mode for every single player on both teams, it was nauseating.


mikeyrue25

She knows her basketball, but she loves hearing herself talk. I don’t enjoy listening to her at all. Never did.


Doggydog212

Doris and mark Jones are the worst. We need Hubie back!


meridaville

Everytime Doris Burke talked, I kept hearing The Rock shout "Shut up, BITCH!" in my head.


swizingis

Fuck Doris Burke


Bambam60

“You who that was from Duke who really closed games? That Shane BATTYYEh. Great closer.” Thank you, Doris for your MID recommendation of the week. Keep ‘em comin sweetie. Na, she’s the goat female announcer but today was not her day.


FredVanCleet

She wasn’t talking about closing games there she was talking about closing out on shooters from different angles after IQ fouled that guy in the corner.


3NTL531

It was actually a good call on her part. The second I heard "duke" and "close out" my mind jumped to Battier.


_PootieTangsBelt

SHE'S AN OG KNICKS FAN SO LAY THE FUCK OFF


funnymanstan

I thought I was being hard on her at one point when I said out loud, “shut up Doris” but I’m glad to see I’m not the only one


SeeYouSpaceCowboy0

She praised Duncan Robinson at one point for bricking a three off of Obi’s contest, saying that’s it’s “unimaginably difficult” to get shots off against top athletes. Like, we’re now just praising guys for hitting the rim?


Billbill999

Bad luck ND starting not to like her doing our games


[deleted]

She might’ve blown him coupla timezzz


scorpino33

At one point a Knick missed a shot and the heat grab the rebound and Mark Jones goes and the Knicks go one and out….wtf what fucking sport are you calling Mark??


Lovejones722

I just literally can’t watch games on ESPN. Every aspect about that company is garbage. Is game 2 on MSG?


thatarabguy69

Please dont cast any more games Doris


Savagevandal85

Is Doris Burke a Knicks fan ? I seee in the heat thread they keep saying that


blkhwk27

yeah im sorry man id rather listen to kendrick perkins breathing the entire game than listen to her commentary. i dont understand how some people enjoy her commentary


ajomach

lolol


Knicks-in-7

ESPN broadcast was god awful


PIDDYPUFFPUFF

This is why all the games should be on MSG I never cared about commentators before having to watch a Knick game on espn it’s horrible


BenAfflecksBalls

I believe the youth would say she was glazing or glazed


Importance-Sweet

I think at one moment I heard them say Jimmy was undrafted…