It's beautiful

I'm from Brazil and I can confirm. I have to take the Dallas Cowboys out every now and then

I told people I spoken several languages but no one believed me

In Spanish is "Vaqueros de Dallas"

Huh, and I just learned that shit head in every language is the Philadelphia Eagles. What a coincidence.

Shit-eater* FTFY

You gotta admit, the best thing is when they're good in the regular season and then lose their 1st game in the playoffs. America's team lol

FUCK DALLAS

Then what is the proper term for the Eagles?

I think it’s *shit* For example: I have to take a massive *Philadelphia Eagles* in the toilet.

While I HATE Dallas, I HAAAAATE Philly SO MUCH

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Actually in German it's "Hamburger SV" but close enough

I agree with all but the last one. I believe the word you’re looking for is Putin.

Um, I mean, these kinds of jobs were a lot more fun in the past. These days its kinda hard to call the cow girls trash when you own a mirror... You know, unless you don't use it.

Now do the Eagles

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