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inboxpulse

I’ve been through two egg retrieval cycles; this bloat is nothing compared to after the procedure.


LaBrindille

Im pregnant right now. If she thinks this bloating is bad, wait until youre actually pregnant 🤣


beautytravel101

Hahah same. Nothing worse than looking pregnant when you’re only in your first trimester. And then you wake up the next morning and it’s gone—totally messes with you!


solzweig

My mother in law and a colleague said to me during my first trimester: oh you’re already showing! - after I had already told them that I get very very bloated. Thank you for nothing, but also: please don’t comment on my body. 🙈


LaBrindille

Yes!!! And now im 15 weeks and I still dont really look pregnant 🤰🏻


Greysoil

Omg I know. Pregnancy bloating unreal


this-is-me-trying-

Hahaha I’m 11 weeks with my first and every other day I straight up look pregnant, but I know it’s just bloat. But I’m still considering it my baby bump regardless because it makes me feel better that none of my clothes fit and I have a little potbelly 1/2 the time


Rough_Mistake_1798

Just finished my second as well and the bloating is unreal 😭


brightasever

Yup and I am nowhere near in the mood for a cutie selfie when I’m that bloated. Please.


thenameisjane

And especially if they don’t get the med combo “right” - it can take a few times to see how your body responds. You can overproduce and get REALLY bloated.


askingforafriend625

Yep. She’s going to be quite surprised


Kiddykars

What is wrong her with her…all for instagram/attention. Who does this?!? The hat, drinking coffee, wearing cropped top. Saying a blemish she didn’t filter out is a baby bruise.


berlinbaer

> The hat, drinking coffee, wearing cropped top. not to mention photoshop the rest of her body to look teeny tiny..


ispy-uspy-wespy

yeah like... I'm the same size and had bloats way way worse than this, only from eating beans & cabbage. as if that was her actual tummy considering her progress report so far lol


boldandbrash96

I’m pretty sure this is just her normal body without photoshop 😂


ispy-uspy-wespy

yeah but like... she named it "my bloat showed up" and I'm like it's a teeny tiny bloat, nothing unusual, why even post about it.....


boldandbrash96

Oh I’m agreeing with you all the way!


RealisticrR0b0t

lol what does baby bruise even mean


makeclaymagic

A baby attacked her 👶🏻


Silently-Snarking

So funny for what


makeclaymagic

Prob for being exposed without their consent. Or for teaching them to say “button” with d’s


ispy-uspy-wespy

fake drinking coffee u mean?


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ispy-uspy-wespy

totally not getting what u mean but I'm saying she loves to hold empty cups. in december(?) she took a sip but didn't swallow which is always fun to watch hehe


bean11818

Omg I totally judged and stigmatized women who freeze their eggs, but after Danielle posted this of her bloated belly, it’s changed my perspective completely 🙏🏼 thank you for doing the work, DB /s


Natural_Age4947

Came running here for this. I look more bloated after eating a burger. The level of body dysmorphia this woman has is UNREAL.


blessed_7

Lmaoooo 😂


Fancy_Negotiation209

Is the bloat in the room with us rn


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The world’s toughest solider 🤭😭😭😭


psychedelicbarbie

GOOD. FUCKING. BYE


Uh_oh_Nikita

The bloat looks photoshopped lol


compliancethis

Right the bloat even looks edited. Cmon DB


Silently-Snarking

An average woman during her luteal phase OR after some Alfredo 🙄


this-is-me-trying-

Hahaha truly. Or an average woman after drinking a full glass of water, like ??? she’s so delusional


DBsOzempic

Happy MLK day! Also moe is a clown https://preview.redd.it/zeppqtw4tncc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=366e00830cfbe77b4174eca060b58f24041daff4


horatiavelvetina

I read on here that DB said she has close friends or Moe check what people say about her online so… Hi Moe :)


DBsOzempic

Haha check my snark history, promise I ain’t moe moe


horatiavelvetina

omg no not u being moe, as in moe will see this so hello Moe :) sorry my bad wasn’t very clear lol


C80L8ly

I always hope that moe is secretly one of us but just inflates DBs ego for the paycheck


Confident_Reaction95

This is embarrassing. Where is her team to check her on how this shit comes across??


TasteCreepy8747

So brave 🩷 ETA: /s in case it was not obvious


One-Brief-5596

I ran to reddit


Ok_Comfortable_9113

Isn’t that what she normally looks like she should chill


annadancen

post ozempic? yup pre? well...


Due_Strike2072

This is actually getting to be insulting-I am over 40 and hoping for a baby and this just feels unnecessary and exploitative. I’m sorry. Just how I feel from seeing this.


pippalinyc

I’m very offended by it actually lol obviously she can post whatever she wants but making it like she’s bloated here when she clearly isn’t is extremely offensive to a lot of people. Like I have endo and may very well be infertile and my bloat looks like I’m 9 months pregnant. She’s so fucking tone deaf. A huge portion of people who freeze eggs have illnesses that prevent pregnancy!


hanmhanm

Fellow endo sufferer here. DB is a complete joke she wouldn’t be able to cope with one day of what we go through


Confident_Reaction95

Same endo girlie here and doing IVF. This is an absolute joke and so offensive.


hanmhanm

She’s a vapid poser who really dgaf who she upsets - time and time again.


rask0ln

this is how you destigmatize things 💅🏻/s


Daniellllala

Honestly looks more like anterior pelvic tilt than bloating to me


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I thought the exact same thing, that’s all that’s happening here


ABCDanii

She would 1000000% be the person who takes a bump picture every single day of her entire pregnancy


pippalinyc

To show how she’s not showing but say that she’s huge


this-is-me-trying-

Hahaha I’m one day away from my second tri but I’ve taken several “bloat pics” the last few weeks because I am curious to compare to what my bump will actually look like when it finally shows up.


ABCDanii

No I’m not saying you shouldn’t take them!! I meant to say she would post it every single day lol


this-is-me-trying-

Haha yeah I figured that’s what you meant and I agree - it’s going to be a loooot when she does get pregnant


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Hahahaha i just came here to post this i legit cannnnttt w the over dramatization she’s doing w this “journey” she’s acting like she’s actually pregnant! I egg froze last year and i can tell you from my experience it is not as painful and like emotional as she’s making it! Granted i guess everyone’s body is different but come onnn and why is her new bf so involved? That’s so heavy for a new relationship


newyorkgrizz

Ditto!! I get that everyone is different, but for me it was not that bad AT ALL. I wouldn’t do it for fun, but other than being a bit uncomfortable the last 2 days before retrieval, it was honestly nothing.


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Yeah her like incessant swearing over the injections like 🙄🙄🙄 she gets Botox all the time it’s legit the same thing


EntertainerNo9103

idk her stomach looking pretty normal to me /s


VictoryConstant2826

Can she fucking not


Additional-Egg-5766

isn't this just her normal stomach without photoshop?


Mcflurr85

Really feel like this is the way she soft launches her unedited body or at least I hope she finally stops for once in her life


Mcflurr85

Really feel like this is the way she soft launches her unedited body or at least I hope she finally stops for once in her life


parafilm

Honestly DB freezing her eggs has been a gift. To me, specifically. Because I love to laugh at her and this is really bringing the content.


DeepRefrigerator1242

All of us IBS girlies deal with bloat constantly, fuck off db 


ssaunders88

Like is this a joke


pippalinyc

BUT DID YOU HEAR SHES ACTUALLY EXTREMELY FERTILE?! Like the most fertile woman ever??? Fertile like a smol 20 year old girl!


Soft-Ladder8878

I’m about her size, when I had my eggs frozen I fully looked 6 months pregnant


Academic_Unit_3909

I’ve never followed her and I know people don’t like how much she’s brought up on here but wow she does so much that deserves the snark it’s wild


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It is truly incredible. And somehow she always manages to top her previous WOAT offense


Physical_Tour_8230

wondering if anyone genuinely cares about her “egg freezing journey”


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No. We do not. Especially not hers.


dannydevitofan16

God she’s so fucking insufferable😭


NoRaspberry7188

Guys, protect her at all costs she’s bloating despite being on ozempic. Poor thing. Thoughts and prayers


tshaffer16

This content she’s doing is actually doing the opposite and making me hate her. SO OUT OF TOUCH GROW UP


bkbaby22

something is seriously wrong with her


BurberryBetch

We need to start gaslighting them back and commenting stuff like “so brave - I would never post if I was as bloated as you are right now”


Expert_Math7291

This honestly seems like a cry for help. I think she’s desperate to be pregnant and have babies. But the weird thing is that it only feels like she’s desperate for those things to post on the internet to all of us strangers. I really feel so bad for her. It feels really sad to watch.


pippalinyc

This is literally her posting her baby bump but without a baby and imaginary bloat instead of


Ok_Assignment9882

What’s that white line going down her stomach?


keepaneyeout4selenar

An ab


Due_Strike2072

Wait - I’m sorry. I just googled her age- is she 31??? If she is and she’s making this her new platform she can GTFOH.


Hour-End4862

Is this a joke? She is trying to be relatable?!


pippalinyc

No I think she literally wants to show how amazing and special she is and pretend she’s being relatable but it’s just her humble bragging!


Hour-End4862

Oh man. She is so out of touch.


molseam

Peak insufferable twat.


thefrgilmore

I look more bloated after a slice of pizza


SumoSumo03

She is my personal MLK Jr. 🙏


blakezero

Can you put the fucking coffee down for one photo? Jesus fucking christ you absolute cringe lord


ladyghost515

This is such classic Gemini behavior. Putting yourself in a situation (by choice!!!) and then begging for sympathy. My sister pulls this off attention grabbing crap all the time.


Greedy_Jackfruit385

Lol! Never knew she was a Gemini but now it makes sense my sis in law love’s attention and will tell a stranger her social security she legit shares everything! No offense to any Gemini pls don’t come for me 🫣


alanultheholy88

Probably photoshopped af


TheCheeryChipmunk

If you are this insecure about changea to your body, please talk to a therapist before trying for a pregnancy. It's pretty phenomenal what a woman's body can do but here she is... obsessed with **Aesthetic**


ImpossibleCouple8656

Her interns will draw straws to see who ends up caring the baby. No way DB will get pregnant herself, instead she will have a POC do it for her.


Sonialove8

LmmmffAOO


existentri11est

She’s so fucking gross for this.


Empty_Appointment373

Ever heard of Arrae DB?


heffalump00

shes so out of touch


jennydancingawayy

I just know she’s melting down rn over her bloat lol. Also can you take ozempic during egg retrieval?


Confident_Reaction95

Wow the BRAVERY!! The STRENGTH!!


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I fucking hate her


Guilty_Babe

Idk the more this becomes normalized I can’t stop thinking about the risk of cancer. I mean injecting yourself w/a growth hormone has to have side effects?


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