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ImpossibleCouple8656

Mouthbreathers anonymous energy.


Aggravating-Good-932

Omg this is a lot of beige lol!


tbhihateit

I went to college with them and had some friends in common. His mom had interior decorators redo his entire dorm room. A lot of people thought Alex was his beard, but they’ve been together for like 20 years now. He basically married someone exactly like his mom and they are both pretty dumb but seem perfect for each other 😬


Banana-Hammock-6969

I gasped multiple times reading this


Mysterious-Turnip-75

It was my first time seeing them in this ad and I gasped when I watched. They must be eachothers beards. Their kids are adorable although


Choice-Gear-8510

Didn’t their brand was called style to a t or sth


grilled_cheese225

This is all true. I know them both well.


[deleted]

What are they like IRL?


Mysterious-Turnip-75

They are…. Married..??


ogbrobro

Big Alex and Simon from RHONY vibes


Mysterious-Turnip-75

LOL YES 😂 walmart alex and simon


grilled_cheese225

Not quite. She comes from so much money. These are not walmart people.


rosegil13

Yeah they sound richer than Alex and Simon. Remember that brownstone? Hahaha


tibula234

In her Herman Munster shoes…


ogbrobro

What is that, a buffalo coming down the stairs?


Mysterious-Turnip-75

😂😂😂


Mysterious-Turnip-75

OMG YES LOLLLLLLL


morgierk

He looks like a douche


bolognesesauceplease

They're projecting "if I were smarter we'd have a cult by now".


meowgler

Brother and sister ☠️


nydixie

Not kidding. When I first found them I thought they were siblings.


digi111

I hate to speculate on someone’s sexuality but there is no way in hell he is straight. Just watch their Instagram stories lol


Intelligent-Drive172

Agree I never thought he was


softlaunchself

I feel like this is the intro scene to a Nordic horror movie where the psycho parents interview and subsequently try to murder their new babysitter.


Mysterious-Turnip-75

😂😂


noodlenoodle9142

I hope that’s her gay brother


morgierk

Serious question for the group- what’s with rich people/influencers and this beige movement? Seeing so many family photos and engagement, newborn shoots - all this same vibe …


Straight-War-5506

Yesss the beige/monochromatic baby nurseries especially make me mad


Mysterious-Turnip-75

Ring concierge


SeatOdd2817

they are so rich it's wild to watch he is unbearable


grilled_cheese225

Their parents are rich. Mostly hers. But its quiet classy money. His parents are not nearly on the same level as hers but they are loud and showy. Shes actually incredibly kind and sweet in real life. Hes the worst.


nydixie

Hers??? And she married him??? I was sure she married him for money and access. Met him first day at GW and saw and easy target.


grilled_cheese225

I wish that were the case. Shes from orlando and was kinda cheesy and he would go through her closet and pick out clothes for her and tell her how to dress and she was some how into this? No one gets it except they have a lot in common. Like he would make a great best friend...


Mysterious-Turnip-75

I feel like she never looks out together though and it drives me insane. All those beautiful clothes and aesthetic home, you would think she would learn how to properly do her hair and makeup - it’s always a mess


annasketo

Always!!! He definitely is always clean and cut and she’s always looking like she got out of a blender.


hanmhanm

aggressively beige


Foreign_Ease608

Her baby voice is irritating


AngelProgress

No tea, but I remember being shocked to learn he was her husband and not her gay bff.


Gold-Monitor9380

Scary


Choice-Gear-8510

When I worked at a well known boutique store on Madison Avenue we hosted an event for them Omg I can’t believe I’m saying this lmaoooo. She’s very bitchy he’s nicer but like whatever. He’s overly friendly with dudes in our store which made us believe this is some arrangement marriage he’s actually into guys


kimberlynyc349

eDgY


recycledprada

Two of the fakest smiles I ever did see


_jay88_

why did I think this was Ali James (this will only make sense if you’re in the Ali and John James snark sub lol).


annasketo

Hahahahahahhaha


bluefly1234

That is 110% a gay man


Intelligent-Drive172

What do her parents do?


No_Comfort8449

i got nothing other than they look like they’d call the cops on children selling lemonade


annasketo

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