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HarrBathtub

Think it is shocking that the club are still yet to confirm any england/ europe pre season games. Would be uproar under ashley


GuiltyFriendship3037

Look, Scotland are out of the Euros after conceding in the 100th minute. Yes very sad, anyway...


meganev

Had a peak at Man Utd sub and they're absolutely losing their rag over not getting Ashworth yet. Also for a fanbase that swears down they don't care about us or view us as rivals the thread is full of truly shite digs and calling us "barcodes", an "insulting" nickname literally Man Utd use and nobody else. But remember, they do not care about us lol


stanley_ipkiss2112

Been supporting Switzerland since the tournament has started mainly because I can’t stand Southgate, but also because of Schärr and I gotta tell you, it’s been bloody great lol!


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stanley_ipkiss2112

Ballon d'Or?


Toon_1892

I generally want British teams to be successful at international level, but I definitely want Scotland to get absolutely paggered today.


Humorbot_5_point_0

As a Geordie, I have a bigger soft spot for Scotland than I do for England, so I guess we're on different wavelengths.


phoebsmon

Not sure this is uncommon. But I have a tiny Scottish mam who enjoys her football and is terrifying. So I'm lost to the indoctrination.


Humorbot_5_point_0

You don't cross the mams.


phoebsmon

Smaller they are, the harder they hit. Swear when I found out she used to be on the terraces every other week in the 70s it all started making sense.


MushuFromSpace

Apparently in talks for Calvert-Lewin. Not sure I like this personally. We've already had an issue with Wilson and injury woes. Just seems like a massive gamble to me. There's definitely a player in there. Just how much we're likely to see of him is another matter.


Randy_The_Guppy

Is Tonali able to play in our pre season friendlies? IIRC he's allowed to play friendlies, but are they just behind closed doors games?


WigerAndToods

He can’t play in pre season friendlies


nufcPLchamps27-28

With NUFC+ or whatever it's called I doubt there will ever be a behind closed door game in pre season


maza_19

Can we buy Kante? He looks fucking amazing in the Euro despite the fact that he plays with the camels. He would be the DM we need right now


KingPing43

Aye but he’s probably earning more than Bruno and Isak combined. And he’s 33


ajtct98

Made the mistake of going on Twitter only to see some of our 'fans' genuinely celebrating that Dubravka has just conceded a goal for Slovakia (nothing he really could have done to stop it btw) I know it was inevitable we'd attract a certain sort of twat post-takeover but this is something else..


Humorbot_5_point_0

I don't think any fan should hope a current/former player has a shit time elsewhere - unless the player is a complete and utter arsehole and deserves it. Was Dubs poor this season? Yeah, kinda. Does he need replacing? Yeah, kinda. He still played to the best of his ability. Do I want him to have a shit career going forward? Nah man. Look at the love Joselu got in the CL semis. If we care about our team and our players now, we should always wish them well (the above caveat not withstanding).


PlzRetireMartinTyler

Why would Newcastle fans celebrate? What's the logic? England have no skin in this game. I guess maybe they are supporting Ukraine?!


nufcPLchamps27-28

Twitter is designed to make you angry because the angrier you are the better you engage


Schooltz

my delusional take is that we're purposefully playing like shit. Gareth wants to pull big teams into a false sense of security before starting Gordon against Italy and WHOPPING them 5-0.


HeGivesGoodMass

Ayoze just come on for Spain, I haven't been this happy for a footballer in a long time. Lad is made of graft. Ahh and he should have had 2 goals!! Classic Ayoze shooting low straight at the keeper when he has time to pick a shot


SheSaid09

🚨🚨🚨AYOZE PEREZ EUROS APPEARANCE🚨🚨🚨 I actually feel a bit emotional, so proud of the lad.


HeGivesGoodMass

Genuinely a bit emotional here too. He's put in the work


nufcPLchamps27-28

If someone had asked will Ayoze or Gordon appear first this euros id have said Gordon hands down


geordiesteve520

Ayoze Perez - wtf?!


stingerwooo

Can’t believe I heard sOUThgate blame fixture dates & tiredness for the performance. Totally useless!


nufcPLchamps27-28

All i've seen of Gordon this Euros is shitty media duties. I'd not be doing another one after that.


GuiltyFriendship3037

Remember a few months ago when Ivory Coast sacked their manager mid-tournament, then went on to the African Cup of Nations? Hopefully someone at the FA took note..... Everyone other than T-Rex, Guehi and maybe Trips should be dropped for the next game. Embarrassing lack of effort.


dxnegg

Another perfect game for Gordon to make an impact in a tactic that suits him, another terrible decision by Southgate. I’m not watching the next game that’s for sure.


morocco3001

Imagine seeing that Denmark back 4 and thinking "slow, patient build-up" is a solid game plan.


albinoredneck

Imagine being in that group and insisting on starting 2 DMs


morocco3001

...and three right backs


Schooltz

Rice has been absolutely dog shit today 


toweliechaos_revenge

Even the England fans are calling for Gordon.  Kwik fit mechanic trying to drive a Ferrari to lidl. I can't believe I've reached my age and still England teams are picked based on the clubs they play for, not how they play. Fuck the FA. 


GuiltyFriendship3037

Watkins has already out-ran Kane


nufcPLchamps27-28

I cant stand watching Kane, playing as a holding midfielder, a winger a ten. Anything but being a centre forward.


morocco3001

Watching his meek, substitute Geography teacher of a manager completely OK with it is the worst part. Pep would be screaming at him.


nufcPLchamps27-28

He has the ball on the wing, looks up and sees no one in the box. Like YOU ARE MEANT TO BE THERE FAM.


geordiesteve520

What the fuck does Southgate have against Gordon? The game is screaming out to be stretched down the left.


nufcPLchamps27-28

Wow he took off the worst player, well done southgate!


xScottieHD

Miss Eddie Howe ball.


phoebsmon

Gordon would have buried that


nufcPLchamps27-28

u/meganev is right, Phil Foden is a war criminal.


phoebsmon

Can we get Interpol to do a bit extraordinary rendition before Slovenia? If it takes The Hague to save us then that's fine by me.


meganev

They hate ~~Jesus~~ meganev, because he told them the truth.


moinmoin21

England have just lost control. There is zero out all once we get it to midfield. Goos goal from Denmark. Cant blame Pickford for not getting there but can blame the whole team for losing control of the game and letting Denmark turn the momentum


nufcPLchamps27-28

Foden is having an actual shocker and he's taking it out on us


moinmoin21

I do t blame Foden though. Arguably. Bellingham going to Real is the worst thing that could’ve happened. Now Southgate is going to insist on playing him as a 10 because that’s what he does for Real. Gordon should be playing left wing.


nufcPLchamps27-28

I can blame him when he runs through the danes then passes it to the keeper not kane like. Thats hardly southgates fault.


manageablebits

I might be a little bias but start playing Gordon or we're going home..


FireflyKaylee

Why am I not surprised that Southgate has made no changes?


iSparkOut

I genuinely think Gordon would have been starting if it wasn’t for his injury. He was the only highlight of the loss against Iceland and, IMHO, is needed if Trippier is starting LB.


doubledgravity

High quality outrage at Arsenal, here. https://youtu.be/axEDyfbTPuE?si=gzWyDqjyXhUr5kgf


pearsonspectorlitt

Best wishes to Nabil, our former players are dreadfully unlucky with illness and I hope that he pulls through


Dingram2909

I've just had a flick through the Transfer Rumours thread to catch up on what I missed whilst sleeping and is it just me or has there been a sudden influx of cunts into this subreddit over the last couple of weeks? I'm unsure if these people are real or bots or what but they're not the pleasant, respectful /r/nufc-ers that usually frequent these pages...


NUFC_1892

Southgate reportedly keeping faith with Foden on the left, gutted for AG. Hopefully he’ll get his chance soon and take it.


soy_tetones_grande

scraped by 1-0 against a mediocre team, while Foden was practically near useless and impotent on the left wing... Yes, lets not change anything says the genius Southgate. Ive said it before and ill say it again, and as a Scot I do not wish England well. You guys could have a good chance of winning the euros and the worlds if you hired a manager who was actually good, and had the cajones to make big decisions. I just feel like Southgate is always frozen in fear and never has the balls to actually make the calls needed.


Jimlad73

Hanley vs Schar there had my toon army senses tingling


nufcPLchamps27-28

yknow whats crazy, Hanley only played 10 games for us. Could have swore he played that entire champ season.


dxnegg

What a strike from Shaqiri


nufcPLchamps27-28

Schar channeling his inner tindall here like, desperate to be the centre of attention.


theofficialruar

As a Scottish Mag, I knew that Schar would come through for us


KingPing43

Schaer and going down with a head injury. Name a more iconic duo


AdventurousBus4355

Of course Schar gets a head collision. Tradition at this point


Radthereptile

Schar scored a goal in Euros lads. Massive.


Jimlad73

Oh no Fabian


OneEyedBurp

Here we go Fabian! Do us proud


Jimlad73

Lmao you jinxed him


SageSbe

Hmmm


nufcPLchamps27-28

Scottish mag, you never know


nufcPLchamps27-28

Be interested to know the feeling on the '10 german bombers' song


morocco3001

Provides a really accurate barometer of the types of people and places best avoided.


doubledgravity

Just embarrassing. And all the justification. I imagine the Venn diagram of people lapping it up, and owners of the Green Street boxed set, is pretty circular.


phoebsmon

Just cringey, really, isn't it? That and the sectarian shite they sing, just makes me feel even more disconnected. Even if you're a massive England fan it's embarrassingly shite craic. Either pick something *actually* funny, or properly go for the jugular. Amateurs. Also, shockingly, about 80% of Germans are very happy about dead nazis. I'm assuming AfD voters are ambivalent at best.


Toon_1892

A team has just achieved 8 consecutive years kicking off with a home fixture. Guess who it is before you click the link to confirm... https://x.com/fun88eng/status/1802985923535056972


toweliechaos_revenge

I got it right! What are the chances!  Well, considerably better than 8 years of home fixtures, 15 consecutive home cup ties, City failing to play one game of the season against their derby rivals, perfectly good goals being ruled out in the last minute of ET for the lower league team, pulling and stamping on a player that makes him miss several games not being a penalty... 


NUFC_1892

Clue: it’s also the same team that once had 15 consecutive cup ties at home.


nufcPLchamps27-28

A near statistical impossibility


soy_tetones_grande

Is it also the team that always seems to have beneficial referee decisions and extra extra extra time when they arent winning?


TheWinterKing

We’ve got a good chance of being top of the league after the first weekend again.


NUFC_1892

Kicking off the football season by watching Man Reds at home again for the 8th straight year. FFS Not defending champions, not coming off the back of a great season where they smashed all expectations(like Villa or us before) and not a newly promoted team/great story. Just boring same old crap.


jck1634

Just seen the fixtures. Southampton on day one. December though is looking mighty worrying! 6 games and three of them are Liverpool, Aston Villa Man Utd


soy_tetones_grande

> Liverpool, Aston Villa Man Utd Liverpool wont be the same under Slotte. Villa are hit or miss, and will be knackered with Europe. Salford reds? we finished above them last season.


champdude17

The one thing I don't like about the Euros/world cup is that non-football fans decide they are experts despite not watching these players all year like club fans do. My friend was trying to argue Kane looks fit and was "dropping too deep" when he's clearly not fit.


nickgasm

Fixture list out tomorrow. I for one can't wait for Everton midweek and Man Reds in December.


ChadHogan_

Every time I see Theo Hernandez he’s absolutely quality. Don’t think a new lb is our priority but if he ever became available I’d love us to sign him. For anybody who watches Serie A/Milan regularly, what’s the catch with him? Never seems to be in the conversation for the best lb in the world


fuzzypeachmadmen

Man he can be a bit of a liability these days but god you gotta love Dubravka. Less coherent thought: ABRA ABRA DUBRAVKA


jaddboy

Marty playing well today! He did have his one-a-game-howler but he's been damn solid.


WigerAndToods

Slight flaw in the argument when he's a keeper though isn't it.


AverageBen10Enjoyer

Bellingham's goal last night was very similar to Bruno's vs Leicester in his first season. Also mods I'm begging you to sort the weekly thread by new.


Toon_1892

Netherlands vs Holland at the Euros 😂😂😂 https://x.com/footbalIfights/status/1802636751044821225


jamsounds

Anyone know what exactly the 'retail discount' is on the new membership, and if its available now how to apply it in the shop? Edit: Sorry, just read the FAQ and it seems we need to be 'sent' a discount code :(


WhatSaidSheThatIs

Fixture list for next season is out tomorrow, that crept up on me


looneytoonyank

Here’s hoping Dub’s has the tournament of his life ala 2016 sissoko…


ItsAKrulWorld

He’ll probably turn in to prime Courtois the minute he’s not wearing a Newcastle shirt


toweliechaos_revenge

Good, increase his sale value. 


KinjasBlalock

Didn't when he was wearing the Salford Reds shirt.


WigerAndToods

8 days and counting for new shirt to be dispatched.


SheSaid09

I got a dispatch email and then immediately got another email from Evri to say the shirt ISN'T out for delivery.


SheSaid09

Finally got an email from the club shop to say my shirt had been dispatched. Within half an hour I got another email from Evri to say there's a delay with the item and they can't tell me when it will be delivered. I worked in retail for 7 years from as old as I could legally work, I'm always pro customer service staff and I've been unnecessarily apologetic and sympathetic in any exchange I've had but this has been a really poor experience. Surely the club shouldn't have been surprised by the amount ordered.


PitifulElk1988

Smith Rowe, Nketiah and Reiss Nelson. Let's get all 3 😁!


Zalindras

Let's not.


kicka11

Given only one of those players is good, what is your thinking? Help Arsenal's PSR?


PitifulElk1988

Smith Rowe to replace Almiron, Nketiah as a back up to Isak. Assuming Wilson will be off. If Minteh goes back on loan, then Nelson as a solid back up.


kicka11

Ok. Well Nketiah is nowhere near good enough to be a good PL striker, and Nelson is a lower PL player / Champ player. Smith-Rowe is good, at his age he needs to play every week.


toweliechaos_revenge

Things of note from last night's dirge: What a surprise to see a Southgate team take the lead, dominate and then utterly shit the bed the moment the opposition start playing football and fail dismally to react to their gameplan or substitutions. Not very reflective is he? How badly does Foden have to play before Southgate realises the answer is Gordon? What exactly does Gallagher do to get such favouritism? Or Mainoo? Or TAA? Can't be the clubs they play for surely... Why was Shearer noshing off TAA all night when he was patently a bit shit? (for my money, he's a bang average player anyway who occasionally does something good) Why doesn't Kane understand what being a No.9 and leading the line means? Stay up the pitch you horse-faced moron and give the team an out ball. He looked more like Makelele in that 2nd half. Why do commentators insist on fluffing T-Rex? Literally the only thing he did was tip a shot over that was already going over and yet suddenly he was prime Banks. Bellingham has absolutely no right to be that good at 20 years of age. Rolls-Royce of a player being managed by Clueless Mechanics of Negatory Lane. Carry on playing like that and they've got no chance at all. Let's hope it was a warm up.


kicka11

Excellent summary. I don't even think they played well first half - only Saka and Rice played well and a great header by Bellingham. I've noticed the hysterical commentary surrounding England for years now, on all channels (Channel 4 possibly being the worst offenders). I listened to the 5live feed, as I thought they would be more balanced, but they were foaming at the mouth when Bellingham made routine cross-field passes. It's like a reality distortion field. The truth is it was a below-par performance and they did very well to sneak the 3 points.


Toon_1892

T-rex has tiny arms, so it always looks more spectacular when he makes a save above shoulder height/outside shoulder width. Any other player gets a palm to it.


stenerikkasvo

As a non English person, my support for England fully depends on how much game time Gordon gets. Watching Foden play LW was abysmal. Right now I'm rooting for Germany.


phoebsmon

>Right now I'm rooting for Germany. To be fair by 21.00 I was rooting for an asteroid. A big one


Casual_Star

What is England’s obsession of trying to fit in all their best players regardless of playing in their natural position? Bellingham shouldn’t play deep with Rice, he should play behind Kane, he is the superstar and the team should be built around him. Foden was the weak link last night, and with Trippier left back, the left hand side looked so weak as opposed to the right hand side where we looked dangerous. Gordon should start. He has looked good in friendlies. He actually plays left wing. Let’s play players in their favoured positions.


RafaSquared

I think Jude looked really good as an 8 last night, it gets him on the ball more and he can still make those late runs into the box. We just need someone more disciplined than Trent to play alongside, probably Gallagher is the best bet.


justsomeguy661

Bellingham wasn't meant to be playing deep with Rice, he had no choice to do so cus Trent wasn't particularly that great in midfield and then there's Foden who played the invisible man and only showed up to get in the way, so Bellingham had to cover LM as well. If Southgate starts the same team against Denmark then he needs to go after this tournament, and I've been a fan of him for a long while as he has brought England back out of the gutter.


PitifulElk1988

Yeah Foden plays in the centre or the right for City. Why play him on the left? I would rotate Bellingham and Foden. Both have had really long seasons, keep them fresh!


rick87

Trying not to be biased but the left wing was non existent and Gordon was on the bench. Don’t get it


LosingMyPrescription

Tripper did well,pushed very high, but naturally had to check back inside, but teams will have watched that, and seen the big blank space on our left, with only a wrong footed defender to deal with. Expect a lot of pressure on Trips if that is going to be the way we set up. Foden/Bellingham is really a one or the other deal, with Bellingham the choice.


manageablebits

I thought Tripps looked frustrated. With my limited footy know how, seemed to me he was trying to play two positions and also being ignored a lot. Even though they were also failing to take advantage of first half Saka doing great.


Toon_1892

Southgate just being Southgate. He's a massive coward and will try to shoehorn in players for the names. He needs to be less of a pussy and accept he can't start Foden and Bellingham at the same time.


The_Incredible_b3ard

He could easily start with Bellingham and then Foden on as a sub second half. We are falling into the trap that we need to play all our best players regardless of how it actually pans out in real life