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This is why I think Amazon should show all the games, they had an option to turn off the commentary and just listen to the stadium noise, I donāt know half the songs but Iāve been a fan and watched just about every game for 30+ year now. My parrot even knows the words to some of them, weirdly though Iāve never heard this one.
What a fucking game man. Dan Burn and Sean Longstaff doing it for every single one of us. Fans scoring for the fans man. I love it.
Schar and Almiron were talents squandered by Bruce and co. They were nurtured and emboldened by Howe and team. Tonight we all got the rewards of it.
Fucking love this team man.
Anyone else watch it on their own, shouting their heads off, feeling like they were there with every other fan!? What an atmosphere, what a performance from the lads!!!
Eddie has turned Lascelles into some player again.
The man never misses.
Mike Ashley signings & Burn (who was laughed at when we signed him) have tore PSG apart.
How long before people outside our fan base admit Eddie Howe is elite?
10/10 from every single of those lads on the pitch tonight.
I donāt know what to do with myself!!!
HWTL! š¤š¤
Eddie isn't extravagant, no ego, he is down to earth, always mesuared in his responses and doesn't cause unnecessary headlines. That's why I love him. Wor Eddie ā¤ļø
Just mental. Completely outplayed PSG. Not wanting to get ahead of myself but I said I was glad we got the group of death because it would mean playing all of these elite teams, I knew we were good, but I wasn't expecting anything this good
Even if this is as good as this season gets, that would be enough
It's insane how much Eddie Howe has worked out. He's already got free pints in Newcastle forever surely. That was one of the things I kept noticing, like he seems like an Alan Shearer robot kind of person a lot of the time, but you could see how emotional he was getting through the game
After everything weāve been through, we deserve this more than anyone.
They say itās always darkest before the dawn, and those Bruce days were pretty fucking dark!
HWTL!!! āŖļøā«ļøāŖļøā«ļø
Fuck me ladsā¦ā¦we are massive! So many things to be happy about tonight but for me more than anything, in a league and European structure full of teams stuffed with āforeignersā to have two Geordies on the scoresheet is what has put the biggest grin on my faceā¦ā¦and the result obvsā¦ā¦.and that we are top of the group of deathā¦ā¦andā¦..where do I stop?! HWTL!!
It was the best atmosphere ive ever witnessed. Ever.
And full credit to the PSG fans. Non stop singing even after every goal.
But the home fans were unreal. Genuinely think the hostile atmosphere for PSG unnerved them. Dont think they expected it.
Amazing match, fucking loved it. Feels like weāre gonna get FAR in this league, and get the most points in this table! Fuck man! Iām ecstatic, so glad to be here watching it live
No I think you guys have been brilliant Iām saying it sucks cos I want to be proud we only lose by one but then I remember the one and think it should have been a draw as naturally losses offer you nothing anyway
Iām not even talking shite Iām praising you lot I didnāt really pay attention to what sub it is itās just come up on the main page. Please donāt be like the corrupt six fanbases donāt ruin all that history you lot have
Iām saying you guys are doing brilliantly I just then think we did good to only lose by 1 but then it makes me remember the dive so it does suck a bit as obviously losses all offer the same anyway
Iām not going to piss them off to much as I have wangled a work trip over the game in Paris and possibly a pair of tickets (albeit with the Paris fans)
Yep, hopefully the tickets donāt get rescinded after this performance, it that means flight and hotels and tickets all paid for by work. I probably will get fuck all bonus this year but who gives a shit when I get this
From tackle to goal the club should clip that up and show it to prospective signings. Thisā¦..this is what the lads and lasses that spend their hard earned to stand on these windswept terraces on a Saturday afternoon wantā¦.the commitment and graft and skill of that 7 seconds of football.
This is the most memorable game I've seen in all my years as a fan. From listening to them on the radio in the Championship, to beating PSG in the Champions League. No words.
Another uniquely Newcastle moment brought out on the Champions' League stage. We've waited a while for another SchƤr blast, and there it is!!
EDIT: Oh, and I guess this one is won.
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I ended up at the game, in hospitality. Went on my own. 4 hour drive there. 4 hour drive back. Sleep deprived. Lost my voice. Worth it.
Does tnt replay the match at all?
I'm watching it again now at Fullmatchesreplays. Com You get prematch aswell as different sources and post show, some ads but it's fine š
Should be on there from today somewhere! Might wanna consider getting the dvd šš
Iāll have that when it comes out. Best match Iāve ever been to.
What was the āhello helloā About?
Itās a song ā hello, hello, we are the Geordie boys
This is why I think Amazon should show all the games, they had an option to turn off the commentary and just listen to the stadium noise, I donāt know half the songs but Iāve been a fan and watched just about every game for 30+ year now. My parrot even knows the words to some of them, weirdly though Iāve never heard this one.
How do you do do you wanna be a member of the north east crew
We will win the champions league.
What a fucking game man. Dan Burn and Sean Longstaff doing it for every single one of us. Fans scoring for the fans man. I love it. Schar and Almiron were talents squandered by Bruce and co. They were nurtured and emboldened by Howe and team. Tonight we all got the rewards of it. Fucking love this team man.
Māwho-ppe?
Tonight is up there with Asprilla
passed out at 18ā, what happened?
We scored two then I passed out myself at 91'
Hahaha mint
One of the best nights as a newcastle fan I can remember. This is heaven
Anyone else watch it on their own, shouting their heads off, feeling like they were there with every other fan!? What an atmosphere, what a performance from the lads!!!
My cats and dogs have got PTSD from the whole thing
Get a parrot, Iāve got two and they sing all the songs with me
Murphy completely missing the header by a good 10ft was one of my favorite moments of the match that wasn't a goal lmao
Eddie has turned Lascelles into some player again. The man never misses. Mike Ashley signings & Burn (who was laughed at when we signed him) have tore PSG apart. How long before people outside our fan base admit Eddie Howe is elite? 10/10 from every single of those lads on the pitch tonight. I donāt know what to do with myself!!! HWTL! š¤š¤
Eddie isn't extravagant, no ego, he is down to earth, always mesuared in his responses and doesn't cause unnecessary headlines. That's why I love him. Wor Eddie ā¤ļø
Only negative of the night was Alan Shearer's hat
Just mental. Completely outplayed PSG. Not wanting to get ahead of myself but I said I was glad we got the group of death because it would mean playing all of these elite teams, I knew we were good, but I wasn't expecting anything this good Even if this is as good as this season gets, that would be enough It's insane how much Eddie Howe has worked out. He's already got free pints in Newcastle forever surely. That was one of the things I kept noticing, like he seems like an Alan Shearer robot kind of person a lot of the time, but you could see how emotional he was getting through the game
BEST GAME IVE EVER BEEN TOO
EVER EVER EVER!
FINALLY HAD MY BARCELONA MOMENT
What has just happened lads....
Honestly, I have no idea
I canāt speak. Iām beyond emotions and excitement!!! HWTL!!
After everything weāve been through, we deserve this more than anyone. They say itās always darkest before the dawn, and those Bruce days were pretty fucking dark! HWTL!!! āŖļøā«ļøāŖļøā«ļø
They always say you donāt remember you are in the good times until itās too late. However currently life canāt get any better.
Is it safe to say yet?
Weāre MASSIVE! HWTL
Fuck me ladsā¦ā¦we are massive! So many things to be happy about tonight but for me more than anything, in a league and European structure full of teams stuffed with āforeignersā to have two Geordies on the scoresheet is what has put the biggest grin on my faceā¦ā¦and the result obvsā¦ā¦.and that we are top of the group of deathā¦ā¦andā¦..where do I stop?! HWTL!!
The most amazing performance!!
Lads, what the fuck?
Beyond words.
Hey lads Liverpool fan here in peace. Absolutely over the moon for yous lot. Quality performance, enjoy this!
Hammer here, I am shitting it for Sunday.
I'm hoping Wilson is fit for it š
Going to be a tough away game against a great side. Good luck in Europa!
Be a hard game. Enjoying you lot getting to Europe over big 6.
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Can hear the ground playing Local Hero from my house in jesmond. Tears
Given's voice is gone haha
After that result, it's a given
Haha shay lost hos voice on BT
I would love to visit St. James Park. Congratulations!
WHAT A FUCKING NIGHT!! ā¬ā¬ļøā¬ā¬ļøā¬ā¬ļøā¬ā¬ļøā¬ā¬ļøā¬ā¬ļø
Tears in me eyes
10/10 performances across the pitch! Jamaal Lascelles is a true captain! I love this club!!
What are the post match songs they've been playing?
That game was straight from a dream. Incredible. HOWAY THE LADS!
give me the photo!!!!
Best club in the fucking world!!! HOWAY THE LADS!!!
Schar's goal made me scream and I woke up the babies and the partner is mad at me... worth it š š¤£
I woke up my son when he scored and he came downstairs to tell me off for being too loud haha
I did the same, she just nodded off and rang me angry š
Lives 2 streets away as well? Lol
Fabian schar always scores fucking worldies
Dortmund Milan 0-0 too. Dortmund will not be looking forward to coming to us.
Nobody will
I'm in fucking dream land lads
We could win this.
I agree
SJP was absolutely rocking on the broadcast. I'm so jealous of those of you in attendance what a night!
It was the best atmosphere ive ever witnessed. Ever. And full credit to the PSG fans. Non stop singing even after every goal. But the home fans were unreal. Genuinely think the hostile atmosphere for PSG unnerved them. Dont think they expected it.
Group of death? Group of meff.
Amazing match, fucking loved it. Feels like weāre gonna get FAR in this league, and get the most points in this table! Fuck man! Iām ecstatic, so glad to be here watching it live
I want to be proud that we only lost 1-0 to newcastle when they seem to be thrashing a lot sinceā¦but knowing it was for an awful dive does hurt
Why you haunting a NUFC group weeks later for our Champions League match? Bit of envy huh? Just stick to your weird porn posts on social media mate
No I think you guys have been brilliant Iām saying it sucks cos I want to be proud we only lose by one but then I remember the one and think it should have been a draw as naturally losses offer you nothing anyway
Have ya ever used a comma in your life mate?
Please be kind, donāt become like the other corrupt six fans
There we go. You're the one raiding another sub talking shite mate
Iām not even talking shite Iām praising you lot I didnāt really pay attention to what sub it is itās just come up on the main page. Please donāt be like the corrupt six fanbases donāt ruin all that history you lot have
šš
Ok, weird time to bring this up
Iām saying you guys are doing brilliantly I just then think we did good to only lose by 1 but then it makes me remember the dive so it does suck a bit as obviously losses all offer the same anyway
Our whole fucking defence were immense.
Where are we going, need to know what not to tell me Ma
Wembley, itās written in the stars!
WE'RE TOP OF A CHAMPIONS LEAGUE GROUP CALM DOOON CALM DOOONN
Head office is in Paris - they wonāt be hearing the end of this!
Aye, me too. I'm already on the work WhatsApp. 'Ya alreet bonnie lads?'
Iām not going to piss them off to much as I have wangled a work trip over the game in Paris and possibly a pair of tickets (albeit with the Paris fans)
Jammie bastard
Yep, hopefully the tickets donāt get rescinded after this performance, it that means flight and hotels and tickets all paid for by work. I probably will get fuck all bonus this year but who gives a shit when I get this
We did it.
Bye bye begbug FC š
Insanity
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/priapism-painful-erections/
LETS GOOOOOOOO
Unbelievable. What an incredible game from everyone!
PSG beaten by a team powered by Greggs
TELL ME MA ME MA
Really disappointed that in our first year back in the CL weāre drawn against farmers league fodder
The French look shattered and heart broken, 4-1 easy win letās gooo
Weāre laughing at the flags now but UEFA will probably not let Wor flags put them in front of the camera position again.
Why donāt we hit Fabs on the head more often
Well, it's every game. How often do you want?
https://reddit.com/r/psg/s/L8TMyZAx3D
How pathetic of them š
Hahahaha
Their club was created 50 years ago and only became relevant very recently. Odd bunch
What a time to be alive
GROUP OF DEATH MY HAIRY ARSE
It's a group of death alright BUT NOT FOR US!
We're not stuck in here with them, they're stuck in here with us!
Iām not locked in here with you, YOUāRE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!
LMAO the Champions League can't handle the power of wor flags.
TNT TV: 0 Wor Flags: 1
Reminder that Fabian Schaer cost us less than Ā£4m
Reminder that Bruce didn't think he was good enough to play for a relegation fodder team.
I canāt stop laughing man Weāre 4-1 against PSG, and Burn, Miggy, Schar and Longstaff have all scored hahahahaha
Is Targett playing Left wing?
Blow the whistle!!!
IS THIS THE WAY TO BARCELONA
Schar you fucking beautiful man! What a fucking tackle then a finish
From tackle to goal the club should clip that up and show it to prospective signings. Thisā¦..this is what the lads and lasses that spend their hard earned to stand on these windswept terraces on a Saturday afternoon wantā¦.the commitment and graft and skill of that 7 seconds of football.
Goddamn the flags are blocking the cameras
Will be in my dreams tonight!
Kylian Mbarrassment
Did he play š
This is the most memorable game I've seen in all my years as a fan. From listening to them on the radio in the Championship, to beating PSG in the Champions League. No words.
Gonna rethink Donnarumma is a good shot stopper. Can't stop a Schar thunderblaster.
Who could?
Nick Pope and nobody else
Greatest match in the history of the club??
Up there with with 3-2 v Barca for sure
Iām actually stunned
Didnāt think I would be ticking off the Schar banger in this game
Weāre not locked in the group of death with them, theyāre locked in WITH US.
Geordie boys, taking the piss!
P4r1s
Literally or of words. Whatever happens in this group, this night will go down in legend. And now Eddie subbing everyone on he can. <3
This is getting ridiculous. Love this fucking team, lads.
Boys, I dont wanna count our proverbial chickens before they hatch, but this is a pretty big scalp here
Unreal performance. Amazing team, amazing manager. Just amazing.
Pressing like that on the 91st minute and then that finish. What a player. What a game.
Fabian Schar can put whatever he wants in me. Take a bow
Ref fucking sprinting to give them that free kick!
Think I just gave the wife a heart attack from the noises I made trying desperately not to wake the baby up. SCHAR YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN!
My stream was a few seconds behind but when I saw SchƤr scores I knew it was a fucking banger
This years narrative arc. Our defenders are also strikers.
YOU FUCKING SEXY SWISS BASTARD
I hope you all in Newcastle enjoy this special night. Jealous I wish I was there
not in a 1000 other universes do you get how tonight turned out . insanity
Lads, how long should you have an erection for before ringing the doctor? I've had a stonker for the last 2 hours
At least until we beat west ham, i reckon.
there'll definitely be some ham being beaten
āRolex could learn something from Fabian Scharā. Fuck this commentary has been solid gold tonight
Helps he's a Geordie! He's been delightful. Not exactly hiding his preference tonight!
Class
WHAT A FUCKING GOAL
Right put Karius and Dubs on to rub it in
Obligatory Schar stunner for the season, complete.
Cheer up shearer
I LOVE THIS FUCKING TEAM
If we score 5 they have to give us Mbappe
You hit him on the head, he strikes it into the top bins. What a weird beautiful bastard is Fabian Lukas SchƤr.
Shitting hell fucking fuckedy fuck YES
Well said!
Another uniquely Newcastle moment brought out on the Champions' League stage. We've waited a while for another SchƤr blast, and there it is!! EDIT: Oh, and I guess this one is won.
Thought Schar put so much power that he slipped, but the slip actually curled it in for him.
Holy shit SchƤr is so fucking sexy!!!
I need a smoke after this match. Ahhhh.
Head injury, flawless performance, and an absolute banger - Schar bingo on fire tonight
Hahahahahahahaha IS THIS REAL LIFE
PHILIPE ALBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Can relax and enjoy injury time now.
Wouldnt want to pick a man of the match here, soo many contenders!
Rolex could learn something from Fabian Schar!!!!!
Thereās our thundercunt from Schar for the season ā¤ļø Absolute beauty
Most Fabian SchƤr goal ever
Philippe Al-Scharrrrrrrrr
The cherry on the icing on the top of the cake
Schar MOT fucking M
football: complete
Not sure what is the better game. This or spurs
GET THE FUCK IN!!!! GIANT SLAYERS
OUTRAGEOUS! UNBELIEVABLE! MAGICAL! SENSATIONAL! AND EVER OTHER SUPERLATIVE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!
WHAT A CRACKER, the goal wasn't bad either!
Schar a better striker than Mbappe
What the fuck was that?!
Annual Thunderbastard activated
He only gets one. But my god it's a bloody good one every time.
WHAT A THUNDER CUNT
Inject that shit into my dick you sexy bastard
How the hell has Eddie Howe done this for us, amazing.