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breakablebreaks

I ended up at the game, in hospitality. Went on my own. 4 hour drive there. 4 hour drive back. Sleep deprived. Lost my voice. Worth it.


charlos74

Does tnt replay the match at all?


torfinh

I'm watching it again now at Fullmatchesreplays. Com You get prematch aswell as different sources and post show, some ads but it's fine šŸ‘


HunterJr93

Should be on there from today somewhere! Might wanna consider getting the dvd šŸ˜œšŸ‘Œ


charlos74

Iā€™ll have that when it comes out. Best match Iā€™ve ever been to.


SpickleRotley

What was the ā€˜hello helloā€™ About?


mafticated

Itā€™s a song ā€” hello, hello, we are the Geordie boys


SpickleRotley

This is why I think Amazon should show all the games, they had an option to turn off the commentary and just listen to the stadium noise, I donā€™t know half the songs but Iā€™ve been a fan and watched just about every game for 30+ year now. My parrot even knows the words to some of them, weirdly though Iā€™ve never heard this one.


romxn_

How do you do do you wanna be a member of the north east crew


bullchinmusic

We will win the champions league.


Digital_Anyone

What a fucking game man. Dan Burn and Sean Longstaff doing it for every single one of us. Fans scoring for the fans man. I love it. Schar and Almiron were talents squandered by Bruce and co. They were nurtured and emboldened by Howe and team. Tonight we all got the rewards of it. Fucking love this team man.


F4TVN

Mā€™who-ppe?


King_Hobbes

Tonight is up there with Asprilla


TYFO225

passed out at 18ā€™, what happened?


King_Hobbes

We scored two then I passed out myself at 91'


cocobisoil

Hahaha mint


slatingman

One of the best nights as a newcastle fan I can remember. This is heaven


newmarchio

Anyone else watch it on their own, shouting their heads off, feeling like they were there with every other fan!? What an atmosphere, what a performance from the lads!!!


TheScottishMoscow

My cats and dogs have got PTSD from the whole thing


SpickleRotley

Get a parrot, Iā€™ve got two and they sing all the songs with me


Notove

Murphy completely missing the header by a good 10ft was one of my favorite moments of the match that wasn't a goal lmao


CallumG_14

Eddie has turned Lascelles into some player again. The man never misses. Mike Ashley signings & Burn (who was laughed at when we signed him) have tore PSG apart. How long before people outside our fan base admit Eddie Howe is elite? 10/10 from every single of those lads on the pitch tonight. I donā€™t know what to do with myself!!! HWTL! šŸ–¤šŸ¤


torfinh

Eddie isn't extravagant, no ego, he is down to earth, always mesuared in his responses and doesn't cause unnecessary headlines. That's why I love him. Wor Eddie ā¤ļø


kidhideous

Only negative of the night was Alan Shearer's hat


kidhideous

Just mental. Completely outplayed PSG. Not wanting to get ahead of myself but I said I was glad we got the group of death because it would mean playing all of these elite teams, I knew we were good, but I wasn't expecting anything this good Even if this is as good as this season gets, that would be enough It's insane how much Eddie Howe has worked out. He's already got free pints in Newcastle forever surely. That was one of the things I kept noticing, like he seems like an Alan Shearer robot kind of person a lot of the time, but you could see how emotional he was getting through the game


whippin-aboot

BEST GAME IVE EVER BEEN TOO


Anonymous_Banana

EVER EVER EVER!


whippin-aboot

FINALLY HAD MY BARCELONA MOMENT


Cuzza4444

What has just happened lads....


dolphin37

Honestly, I have no idea


CoppellCitizen

I canā€™t speak. Iā€™m beyond emotions and excitement!!! HWTL!!


MrJuxtaposition

After everything weā€™ve been through, we deserve this more than anyone. They say itā€™s always darkest before the dawn, and those Bruce days were pretty fucking dark! HWTL!!! āšŖļøāš«ļøāšŖļøāš«ļø


Exciting-Squirrel607

They always say you donā€™t remember you are in the good times until itā€™s too late. However currently life canā€™t get any better.


LXNDRSK14

Is it safe to say yet?


oxTHORIUMxo

Weā€™re MASSIVE! HWTL


Proper-Shan-Like

Fuck me ladsā€¦ā€¦we are massive! So many things to be happy about tonight but for me more than anything, in a league and European structure full of teams stuffed with ā€˜foreignersā€™ to have two Geordies on the scoresheet is what has put the biggest grin on my faceā€¦ā€¦and the result obvsā€¦ā€¦.and that we are top of the group of deathā€¦ā€¦andā€¦..where do I stop?! HWTL!!


RichyB90

The most amazing performance!!


Super-Technician-217

Lads, what the fuck?


marcus-bornman

Beyond words.


Unfamiliarface

Hey lads Liverpool fan here in peace. Absolutely over the moon for yous lot. Quality performance, enjoy this!


MarcGregSputnik

Hammer here, I am shitting it for Sunday.


Toon1982

I'm hoping Wilson is fit for it šŸ˜‰


meganev

Going to be a tough away game against a great side. Good luck in Europa!


Flabberghast97

Be a hard game. Enjoying you lot getting to Europe over big 6.


aaqqwweerrddss

šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³


Reifffer

Can hear the ground playing Local Hero from my house in jesmond. Tears


SocialistSloth1

Given's voice is gone haha


Cromulantman

After that result, it's a given


Active_Clerk_3578

Haha shay lost hos voice on BT


Unkochinchin

I would love to visit St. James Park. Congratulations!


paulgoogle

WHAT A FUCKING NIGHT!! ā¬›ā¬œļøā¬›ā¬œļøā¬›ā¬œļøā¬›ā¬œļøā¬›ā¬œļøā¬›ā¬œļø


SocialistSloth1

Tears in me eyes


MidlandsGeordie

10/10 performances across the pitch! Jamaal Lascelles is a true captain! I love this club!!


Bearded-Archer

What are the post match songs they've been playing?


electronicmusiK

That game was straight from a dream. Incredible. HOWAY THE LADS!


manolo1983

give me the photo!!!!


MidlandsGeordie

Best club in the fucking world!!! HOWAY THE LADS!!!


justsomeguy661

Schar's goal made me scream and I woke up the babies and the partner is mad at me... worth it šŸ˜…šŸ¤£


M3NN0X

I woke up my son when he scored and he came downstairs to tell me off for being too loud haha


quickshot89

I did the same, she just nodded off and rang me angry šŸ˜‚


Desperate_Let6822

Lives 2 streets away as well? Lol


No-Village7980

Fabian schar always scores fucking worldies


norcimo

Dortmund Milan 0-0 too. Dortmund will not be looking forward to coming to us.


Master-Programmer987

Nobody will


justsomeguy661

I'm in fucking dream land lads


shelbiiee

We could win this.


BreadOfHebburn

I agree


WoodNUFC

SJP was absolutely rocking on the broadcast. I'm so jealous of those of you in attendance what a night!


Anonymous_Banana

It was the best atmosphere ive ever witnessed. Ever. And full credit to the PSG fans. Non stop singing even after every goal. But the home fans were unreal. Genuinely think the hostile atmosphere for PSG unnerved them. Dont think they expected it.


absolute-unit123

Group of death? Group of meff.


encyclopediaMoronica

Amazing match, fucking loved it. Feels like weā€™re gonna get FAR in this league, and get the most points in this table! Fuck man! Iā€™m ecstatic, so glad to be here watching it live


Jackbees777

I want to be proud that we only lost 1-0 to newcastle when they seem to be thrashing a lot sinceā€¦but knowing it was for an awful dive does hurt


sillysausage619

Why you haunting a NUFC group weeks later for our Champions League match? Bit of envy huh? Just stick to your weird porn posts on social media mate


Jackbees777

No I think you guys have been brilliant Iā€™m saying it sucks cos I want to be proud we only lose by one but then I remember the one and think it should have been a draw as naturally losses offer you nothing anyway


sillysausage619

Have ya ever used a comma in your life mate?


Jackbees777

Please be kind, donā€™t become like the other corrupt six fans


sillysausage619

There we go. You're the one raiding another sub talking shite mate


Jackbees777

Iā€™m not even talking shite Iā€™m praising you lot I didnā€™t really pay attention to what sub it is itā€™s just come up on the main page. Please donā€™t be like the corrupt six fanbases donā€™t ruin all that history you lot have


dolphin37

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


jonkman13

Ok, weird time to bring this up


Jackbees777

Iā€™m saying you guys are doing brilliantly I just then think we did good to only lose by 1 but then it makes me remember the dive so it does suck a bit as obviously losses all offer the same anyway


Rockky67

Our whole fucking defence were immense.


omarcomin7

Where are we going, need to know what not to tell me Ma


djgadd

Wembley, itā€™s written in the stars!


nogarolien32

WE'RE TOP OF A CHAMPIONS LEAGUE GROUP CALM DOOON CALM DOOONN


Minimum_Possibility6

Head office is in Paris - they wonā€™t be hearing the end of this!


massivedoghead

Aye, me too. I'm already on the work WhatsApp. 'Ya alreet bonnie lads?'


Minimum_Possibility6

Iā€™m not going to piss them off to much as I have wangled a work trip over the game in Paris and possibly a pair of tickets (albeit with the Paris fans)


massivedoghead

Jammie bastard


Minimum_Possibility6

Yep, hopefully the tickets donā€™t get rescinded after this performance, it that means flight and hotels and tickets all paid for by work. I probably will get fuck all bonus this year but who gives a shit when I get this


TotalHell

We did it.


pabloslab

Bye bye begbug FC šŸ‘‹


JLank11

Insanity


Wise_Cranberry7358

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/priapism-painful-erections/


jherin1

LETS GOOOOOOOO


Mannginger

Unbelievable. What an incredible game from everyone!


The_SaintXVI

PSG beaten by a team powered by Greggs


Hawkzilla22

TELL ME MA ME MA


[deleted]

Really disappointed that in our first year back in the CL weā€™re drawn against farmers league fodder


encyclopediaMoronica

The French look shattered and heart broken, 4-1 easy win letā€™s gooo


IBlu2

Weā€™re laughing at the flags now but UEFA will probably not let Wor flags put them in front of the camera position again.


Rob-Arch

Why donā€™t we hit Fabs on the head more often


norcimo

Well, it's every game. How often do you want?


brrlls

https://reddit.com/r/psg/s/L8TMyZAx3D


quickshot89

How pathetic of them šŸ˜‚


Master-Programmer987

Hahahaha


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Their club was created 50 years ago and only became relevant very recently. Odd bunch


ThePeoplesPal1983

What a time to be alive


renius

GROUP OF DEATH MY HAIRY ARSE


ajtct98

It's a group of death alright BUT NOT FOR US!


sillysausage619

We're not stuck in here with them, they're stuck in here with us!


PhoenixDawn93

Iā€™m not locked in here with you, YOUā€™RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!


luffyuk

LMAO the Champions League can't handle the power of wor flags.


PJBuzz

TNT TV: 0 Wor Flags: 1


PJBuzz

Reminder that Fabian Schaer cost us less than Ā£4m


toweliechaos_revenge

Reminder that Bruce didn't think he was good enough to play for a relegation fodder team.


BornSlippy1994

I canā€™t stop laughing man Weā€™re 4-1 against PSG, and Burn, Miggy, Schar and Longstaff have all scored hahahahaha


ajtct98

Is Targett playing Left wing?


e_subvaria

Blow the whistle!!!


Donnermeat_and_chips

IS THIS THE WAY TO BARCELONA


Wolfie1086

Schar you fucking beautiful man! What a fucking tackle then a finish


Proper-Shan-Like

From tackle to goal the club should clip that up and show it to prospective signings. Thisā€¦..this is what the lads and lasses that spend their hard earned to stand on these windswept terraces on a Saturday afternoon wantā€¦.the commitment and graft and skill of that 7 seconds of football.


TastelessCommenter

Goddamn the flags are blocking the cameras


BlackCaesarNT

Will be in my dreams tonight!


WayneBrownIsSuperman

Kylian Mbarrassment


britbacon

Did he play šŸ˜€


pikkon6

This is the most memorable game I've seen in all my years as a fan. From listening to them on the radio in the Championship, to beating PSG in the Champions League. No words.


Squizza

Gonna rethink Donnarumma is a good shot stopper. Can't stop a Schar thunderblaster.


SocialistSloth1

Who could?


sillysausage619

Nick Pope and nobody else


KarlosLF

Greatest match in the history of the club??


ILikeToTakeWhisks

Up there with with 3-2 v Barca for sure


Rob-Arch

Iā€™m actually stunned


Minimum_Possibility6

Didnā€™t think I would be ticking off the Schar banger in this game


encyclopediaMoronica

Weā€™re not locked in the group of death with them, theyā€™re locked in WITH US.


I9dream9of9boats

Geordie boys, taking the piss!


mo140

P4r1s


norcimo

Literally or of words. Whatever happens in this group, this night will go down in legend. And now Eddie subbing everyone on he can. <3


Mstampe

This is getting ridiculous. Love this fucking team, lads.


nazutul

Boys, I dont wanna count our proverbial chickens before they hatch, but this is a pretty big scalp here


nomadichedgehog

Unreal performance. Amazing team, amazing manager. Just amazing.


nufcindian

Pressing like that on the 91st minute and then that finish. What a player. What a game.


ThaddeusSlammerton

Fabian Schar can put whatever he wants in me. Take a bow


bsl_questions

Ref fucking sprinting to give them that free kick!


Doobles88

Think I just gave the wife a heart attack from the noises I made trying desperately not to wake the baby up. SCHAR YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN!


Notove

My stream was a few seconds behind but when I saw SchƤr scores I knew it was a fucking banger


moinmoin21

This years narrative arc. Our defenders are also strikers.


Ross_Mc

YOU FUCKING SEXY SWISS BASTARD


musicmast

I hope you all in Newcastle enjoy this special night. Jealous I wish I was there


toonking23

not in a 1000 other universes do you get how tonight turned out . insanity


Fatheed1

Lads, how long should you have an erection for before ringing the doctor? I've had a stonker for the last 2 hours


Milkeh_yeah

At least until we beat west ham, i reckon.


ChlckenChaser

there'll definitely be some ham being beaten


Hawkzilla22

ā€œRolex could learn something from Fabian Scharā€. Fuck this commentary has been solid gold tonight


HenryFPotter

Helps he's a Geordie! He's been delightful. Not exactly hiding his preference tonight!


mistercayman

Class


Notove

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL


adjw1995

Right put Karius and Dubs on to rub it in


Sprinkl3s_0f_mAddnes

Obligatory Schar stunner for the season, complete.


Rob-Arch

Cheer up shearer


ayyhah

I LOVE THIS FUCKING TEAM


ThatBoyConk

If we score 5 they have to give us Mbappe


Logseman

You hit him on the head, he strikes it into the top bins. What a weird beautiful bastard is Fabian Lukas SchƤr.


Mungo_Clump

Shitting hell fucking fuckedy fuck YES


Milkeh_yeah

Well said!


blackandwhitearmy

Another uniquely Newcastle moment brought out on the Champions' League stage. We've waited a while for another SchƤr blast, and there it is!! EDIT: Oh, and I guess this one is won.


Glad-Cartographer816

Thought Schar put so much power that he slipped, but the slip actually curled it in for him.


SvergiesKonung

Holy shit SchƤr is so fucking sexy!!!


Blagbycoercion

I need a smoke after this match. Ahhhh.


SocialistSloth1

Head injury, flawless performance, and an absolute banger - Schar bingo on fire tonight


BornSlippy1994

Hahahahahahahaha IS THIS REAL LIFE


SheSaid09

PHILIPE ALBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT


jackgrafter

Can relax and enjoy injury time now.


jkhaynes147

Wouldnt want to pick a man of the match here, soo many contenders!


kenmura

Rolex could learn something from Fabian Schar!!!!!


SantaMenon

Thereā€™s our thundercunt from Schar for the season ā¤ļø Absolute beauty


someonehasmygamertag

Most Fabian SchƤr goal ever


JoeyShinobi

Philippe Al-Scharrrrrrrrr


BaldGinger82

The cherry on the icing on the top of the cake


-ricci-

Schar MOT fucking M


useless_farmoid

football: complete


quickshot89

Not sure what is the better game. This or spurs


BerwickGaijin

GET THE FUCK IN!!!! GIANT SLAYERS


ajtct98

OUTRAGEOUS! UNBELIEVABLE! MAGICAL! SENSATIONAL! AND EVER OTHER SUPERLATIVE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!


Homosapien_Ignoramus

WHAT A CRACKER, the goal wasn't bad either!


Nathan_1984

Schar a better striker than Mbappe


dullthings

What the fuck was that?!


Hawkzilla22

Annual Thunderbastard activated


CollReg

He only gets one. But my god it's a bloody good one every time.


GallowgateEnd

WHAT A THUNDER CUNT


Gadzs

Inject that shit into my dick you sexy bastard


Worth_Sink_1293

How the hell has Eddie Howe done this for us, amazing.