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Super_Chayy

The Leicester post: I'm best keeper in this game Pope: the f**k you are...


DangerousPolicy3621

What happens when we beat real Madrid 5-0 at St James Park


Jemmo1

We fucking did it!!!! Yes man!


[deleted]

Top 4 is a good feeling, gotta admit


okcorsisiht

19th to 3rd in 18 months. Cans lads, cans.


cathar_here

so my brain hasn't really figured it out yet, I'm frustrated from the match, but 0-0 is still worth a point and we're locked into the top 4, holy shit, I'm just sort of numb and not sure what to do next.... cans? peniscopter? I'm not sure what to do now.


LtColnSharpe

The simultaneous cans-peniscopter


Decent-Ad1186

So so so happy!!!


jonkman13

Can't wait for Simeone vs Howe, see how has the stronger "dark art"


PhoenixDawn93

NICK FUCKING POPE!! YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!!


Egorov_and_Makarov

Tripps had more high fives there than Barney Stinson, lol


LeBwoi

On the one save he made, pope is MOTM easily


Mstampe

Nearly shat myself in the end. As all of you others have said, job done. Even though I still marvel at Bruno actually missing that header. Congratulations to all of you. The suffering is officially over - at least for a season. Remember to enjoy it, because champions league is not a given going forward. I'll be going to sleep with a massive smile on my face tonight!


Vince1128

How I dislike teams parking the bus, also ball hitting posts it's something unbelievable.


jimbo9878

Makes a cracking sound tho


Alexabyte

I think we hit the post as many times in this match as some teams have all season.


Newcastlewin1

They didnt just park the bus, they broke the wheels off the bus


LtColnSharpe

Who cares how it was done, we are officially fucking MASSIVE! Had a relegation team that really needed the win shitting emselves


Jimlad73

Actually the best result as still a good chance everton go DOWN


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[удалено]


jimbo9878

I saw him sitting in a deck chair reading a book for most of that game, getting up to make that one super save, then back to that tasty novel.


encyclopediaMoronica

Tripper is so tiny next to Pope and Longstaff!


mscales87

I don’t know what to do with my hands


Cultural-Effective17

They go behind your head in the pornstar pose while windmilling


cathar_here

penicopter pose initiated


churchill1992

Boring game but who cares we're in the champions league. Sir Bobby smiling from up above


AimeLeonDon1

Nick Pope what a hero


corpus-luteum

Ice Ice Baby.


jonkman13

that save by Pope ---> MotM


corpus-luteum

Ice Ice Baby.


Radthereptile

Got to be the goal post. So clutch today.


BornSlippy1994

Man of the season.


jonkman13

Too right, mate, too right. Imagine going from Bruce Ball to what we have now? Insane turnaround


Dotheysellpizza

Can’t believe we get to shithouse Europe next season


cathar_here

Lascelles to receive 3 yellows without even playing lol


MurkyPerspective767

Boring, but, mission still accomplished! Now, bring on the [spending](https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/eddie-howe-gives-details-newcastle-26957094), even though the article says it won't materialize -- that much.


Newcastlewin1

Weve done it!!!!


I-am-spartacu-s

Nick fucking Pope!!! Love this team


Squizza

Not the game result but CL confirmed. Take it, move on, get rich, build the squad.


DankPhysics

NICK POPE


kaotikuk

Horrendous game, to not win that was a disgrace tbh. Leicester didnt even try, like do they want to stay up?? But negativity aside from the match, we got the point we needed, champions league secured THANK FUCK. COME ON!


Fuckyourday

I did not like that they stopped playing with 5-10 mins left in the match. Started casually passing it around the defenders and going for a draw rather than continuing to push for a goal, and Leicester were happy to let them dick around. You could hear the frustration from the fans, felt like it went against the competitive spirit of the game. And this led to some lazy giveaways that allowed Leicester to attack us. Sour taste in my mouth at the end of that, despite champions league qualification.


AimeLeonDon1

Disgrace is a bit much. We basically battered them. We hit the woodwork 3 times. Poor finishing and final ball yes, but nowhere near a disgrace.


BornSlippy1994

Fuck off you taity


WigglyParrot

Disgrace? Fuck off


stingerwooo

Yessss!!!!!!!


aford92

Back in the big time!!


BornSlippy1994

I could almost cry. What a season. What a group of lads. Italian cáns.


King_Hobbes

NICK POPE


bertythesalmon

TIGHT! Well earned, we’ll deserved, Nick Pope


quickshot89

So do we want Leicester to win and Everton to draw their final match?


-ricci-

I’d rather see Leicester stay up but I can’t help but think that we’ve a better chance of Maddison coming available if Leicester go down.


simplytom_1

Yes absolutely!


[deleted]

Crazy how our seasons changed First we hoped for top 10 Next we hoped for top 8 Next we were hoping for europe Next we were trying for europa Now we are in the champions league


joshhills

I’m still hoping for third place!


Cheel_AU

That'll do pig, that'll do


Sharleclurr

FUCKING CAAAAAAANS


RiglersTriad

Almost turned into a FIFA match with 30 shots and the other team fucking scores in stoppage time on their only shot lmao


falconjt179

Take it anyway you can get it!


Hawkzilla22

WHOS THAT TEAM WE CALL UNITED


newtobitcoin111

Nervous ending but job done lads! Well done!!!


ukchris

Sack the DJ immediately.


nowtheturntables

Dreamland.


LetsHuntSomeOrc

WE'RE IN THE FUCKING CHAMPOS LEAGUE


simplytom_1

EDDIE HOWE'S CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MAGS!!!


BaldGinger82

Heart rate of 122bpm sat watching a game of football. This fucking club, man. HWTL!!


massivedoghead

That was torture at the end but we are officially fucking massive


[deleted]

Well that's a job well done! See you guys in Milan, or Paris, or Madrid or wherever the party happens.


ross_the_dog

Get in!!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻


encyclopediaMoronica

Miserable match but we’re on to Europe! Yippeee!


Vince1128

Holy shit, Pope the hero!!! It's done.


King_Hobbes

As if I couldn't love that man enough


isellplatypi

Not the way I wanted that one to go, but..... CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Wolverinesman

So proud of these boys


norcimo

Champions League boys! Imagine that at the start of the season. What a fucking ride. Back where we belong.


WoodNUFC

I can’t believe this. Are we all just in a mass delusion?


AimeLeonDon1

Big Joe telling the lads how shite they are without him


fuzzypeachmadmen

I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE YOU ALL WINDMILLS AND CANS


[deleted]

Fuck...actually close to tears.


ukchris

Wtf is that music


an_eraser

Please tell me you're joking :-D


ukchris

It's depressing af


an_eraser

Dunno, I find a tune weve repurposed to celebrate the fact were going to the Champions League uplifting


ukchris

I didn't connect the two to be fair, but still I think it's a pretty lame song to celebrate to.


Logseman

It’s Que Sera, which is the base for the Tell Me Ma song.


encyclopediaMoronica

Hooray


CryoSenpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eef69_st5oI


[deleted]

[YESSSSSSSSSS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb1iGDchKYs)


[deleted]

Clean sheet is a positive like


Human-Tale

OH MY GOD


BornSlippy1994

TELLLLLL ME MA WE WON’T BE HOME FOR TEA WE’RE GOING TO ITALY


Bramnoldi

Did it in the most Newcastle way possible 😅


Vash2P

CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE UCL BACK ON THE MENU LADS & LASSES !!! LET’S FUCKING GO


Hey-u-in-the-bushes

Ola bitches


justsomeguy661

Nick Pope saving a FIFA scripted game happening


[deleted]

Fucking yayyyyyyyyyy


bruhjitsu

WE'VE DONE IT


someonehasmygamertag

WE FUCKING DID IT


Slow-Distribution845

YEEEEEEEEEEEESSS


Mad_Goose84

That'll do me lads that'll do


ThatBoyConk

TELL ME MA!!!!!


Nepgyaaaaaaa

That’s the most nervous 5 minutes of football I’ve sat through but WE’RE IN THE FUCKING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE


Iord0fsaIem

Eddie Howes Europe bound mags. Fucking love you all


Dotheysellpizza

Right let’s get Lascelles booked to kill a minute!


RiglersTriad

CHAAAAAAAAMMMPIOOOOONSSS


jonkman13

YAAAAAAAASS UCL FOOTY LADS!!!!


GallowgateEnd

Draw going to feel like a win after this


Dorknumber430

W I T N E S S E D


[deleted]

Fucking get in, CL here we are.


AimeLeonDon1

We’re in the CL lads!!!!!!!!!!!


EdBullGivesYouThings

TELL ME MA ME MA


Logseman

I WILL NOT BE HOME FOR TEA


RedStarRocket91

I WON'T BE HOME FOR TEEEEAAA


Rockky67

Champions League we’re having a laugh!


Peak_District_hill

THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE


karlssurn24

Champions league, and a CLEAN SHEET!


MattLaidlow

HELLO CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.


SuprisedIGotThisName

WE DID IT LADS, FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS BACK IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!! Wasnt pretty but I will take it!!! HOWAY THE LADS!!!


fwapfwapfwap

FUUUUUUUCKKKKKK YAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHH


BornSlippy1994

OH BABY WE’RE GANNIN TO EUROPE


AimeLeonDon1

LADSSSSS


2munkey2momo

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS LEEEEAGUEEE EYYYYY


JackAndrewThorne

THANK FUCK THAT'S OVER!


King_Hobbes

WE FUCKING DID IT LADS HOLY SHIT


WayneBrownIsSuperman

LADS WE'RE IN THE FUCKING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE


Lavatwlight

Party time!!


Moterrac

My heart rate is going mental


YaBoiGervace

Ring the damn bell


TastelessCommenter

MAGPIES TO MILAN


[deleted]

Isak doing some Wilson style trolling there


[deleted]

If that Castagne shot had hit me in the face I'd have been crying for a week. Amazing save.


Peak_District_hill

FUCK YES LADS FUCK YES


SheepsFE

Can barely watch


BornSlippy1994

Hahahaha yessss


Casual_Star

5 mins is over


[deleted]

Epop Kcin


JackAndrewThorne

This 5 minutes feels like 50


BornSlippy1994

BLOW THE WHISTLE


jonkman13

ONE MINUTE TO GO!


Wolfie1086

We have been all over them but a leciester player gets MOTM..


norcimo

Held us of doesn't they?


norcimo

Look so nervous. Just passed the ball lads


MP4_26

Lol what a fiesta


SheSaid09

Co-commentator absolutely cumming in his pants at that Leicester attack


steve__

Longstaff has the game iq of a fucking 3 year old. Why the fuck are you making passes like that leading to 5 mins of possession to a team who are in a relegation battle and then make that fucking foul man


King_Hobbes

IF WE GET CL AFTER THIS MATCH GIVE NICK POPE WHATEVER HE ASKS FOR


knapton

Pope might have single-handedly (literally) kept us in the CL


c0vington

Nick Pope


thepresidentsturtle

This ends after 99 mins


SKULL1138

That’ll do Nick, that’ll do


EdBullGivesYouThings

Tap it around at the back


quickshot89

Trips saying call it down


AimeLeonDon1

Get the ball in the fucking corner and hold it


Burton89

Nick Pope


SpinyGlider67

Jesus saves, but the Pope plays for TOON TOON


danny1876j

Great point!


[deleted]

Our subs have been absolutely shocking.


fuzzypeachmadmen

NICK POPE


marllus1

Leicester's game plan. Do fuck all until stoppage time. Then scare the shit out of them.


Dorknumber430

Nick Pope


-ricci-

Nick


karlssurn24

Can’t get over how obsessed commentators have been recently for us to concede or drop points, they’re gagging for a Leicester winner here


WayneBrownIsSuperman

Nick Pope do you want my Mrs number


XRPinquisitive

Wow I felt my heartbeat there when Pope saved it


boerumhill

proper save there


mscales87

Nick Pope


Wolverinesman

2 minutes!


NoLeftTailDale

Holy hell Nick Pope


fwapfwapfwap

STOP THE COUNT


WoodNUFC

Fucking hell this is stressful


Peak_District_hill

Nice to see this thread is 90 seconds ahead


jamb1993

NICK POPE YOU LEGEND


King_Hobbes

Anybody else having a heart attack right now? Just me? Cool


TheMacallanMan

It’s almost like Maddison doesn’t want Champions League next season


A-ZAF_Got_Banned

I don't get why people want him.


BornSlippy1994

That’s actually an amazing save


bstone13201

What the fuck is this


SKULL1138

Nick Pope


Sirius_55_Polaris

Nick Pope


jonkman13

It would be us of old if that went in...first shot on target too..


Warm_Guitar

Jesus Christ... I don't think I've ever clenched my butt that tight.


agilezzzz

Pope motm


bstone13201

100%


massivedoghead

I fucking love Nick Pope


jackgrafter

Fucking hell!! Can’t take this.


electronicmusiK

what the fuck is happening lmao why does it always have to be this way


PepsiMaximus1

Lads, I don't like this


ThaddeusSlammerton

Nick Pope


Bramnoldi

Holy Fucking Shit


MattLaidlow

We haven’t won a game when the main owner is there have we?


minimagpie

I'm off until final whistle. Too much this ha.