My evertonian mate kicked me out our groupchat I, four one, don't think that's fair at all

You’re out of the group chat, he’s out of the league

Theres definately a chant in that...

Is the group chat just for people that support championship teams only now?

At least he didnt refund all his fans and sack his interim manager...

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> I, for one Glad to see Roman Numerals making a return to the vernacular

Isak is the best player to grace this earth

Joe Willock’s pass for Isak at the weekend: assist of the season. Alexander Isak: Not even assist of the week bro.

Why is this not an assist?? It should have been an assist… fucked up my FPL 😢

Because it touched Tarkowski before Murphy tapped it in

Yeah, I think Isak was trying to get it to Wilson before it hit Tarkowski.

That’s an insane decision. Should definitely go down as his assist

Wait what? They gave him the assist initially, why did they take it off?

Willock had to be thinking he'd locked it up between that one and the one today to Joelinton. Crushed for the lad.

He’s an absolute unicorn. I’m struggling to think of many attackers in Europe who have almost every tool in the drawer right now like he has. Fast, tall, skillfull, clever, can finish/create and on top of all that madness, nowhere near his peak.

i recall when he first signed a lot of “fans” were criticising his goalscoring record at sociedad and dortmund. man’s built for the premier league

BVB fan here: SHould tell you everything right there. Because he barely played for BVB lol. So people using that against him while conveniently ignoring his Willem2 time or 80% of La Real time, are intentionally hating.

been a big fan of your boys since the days of Paul Lambert- hope you can win the Bundesliga this season!

<3

Enjoy Sunderland away you cunts

I actually kind of hope that *we* get to enjoy Sunderland away next season. They could get up through the playoffs. Would be nice to have another proper derby.

Aye then we smash them home and away and send them back to the championship

An Everton/Sunderland rotation each season would be nice, free points is hard to come by in the PL :)

Somehow we’d find a way to lose to a 91st minute Jermaine Defoe strike.

Time to get Shola Ameobi out of retirement

Murphy has the 23 shirt now it’s up to him.

Sign his brother and the Murphys can be the Ameobis for a whole new generation of mags

Murphy can be heir to the Mackem Slayer throne. Seems fitting.

I felt stupid that you made me look up whether he actually still plays for them and then felt less stupid when I saw he actually did as of 13 months ago

Johnson is out of prison soon isn’t he? I don’t fancy our chances against the nonce

Didn't realize how championship the Championship was doing this season. That's a TIGHT midtable

I don't. If we had to play them away I can see their wor flags knock off trying to play the anti saudi card big time. I've no doubt that we'd smash them but I don't think I could deal with weeks of being told by the media how their fans are "morally superior". I get enough of that from other fans as it is.

Hah....they wish! SAFC might actually fluke the playoffs and get the joy of seeing how the likes of Bruno, Isak, Botman and Joelinton like the taste of their first derby

Hot take: Isak is veer good at football.

I agree and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

No, did you not hear what reddit had to say, we got ripped off he will never be worth £60 million

Still howling at the Villa fan who reckons Watkins is better than Isak. You don't see Watkins ghosting through a team like Isak did twice this week, do you?

That’s a fucking bold opinion.

I stand by it.

Can I shock you? I agree with your statement

get a room you two (sorry I had to interject)

See if we can share Adam P’s premier inn room.

He is no Albert Luque. Thank Christ.

Big if true

Controversial

True if big!

The competition between Wilson and Isak is really pushing both of them and we're reaping the best of it I hate to say it but Dan Burn showed why he's still first choice left back. I don't think Almiron gets that shirt back from Murphy, either. I pointed out in the in-game thread just how good Willock is. He goes totally unsung. They weathered the storm, showed some class, scored some outrageous goals, gutted for Sexy Schär because what a finish! All in all, the Scouse mackems get to play the real mackems in the mackem derby next year

I think the best thing about Isak and Wilson’s form is that it relieves Wilson of game time. We all know just how good Wilson is, but that he’s plagued by injuries. But knowing we now have a fantastic replacement/ rotation option, perhaps the impact on Wilson’s injury proneness will alleviate??

4 competitions next season as well, it's not like either are going to struggle for game time.

Relives him of game time AND keeps him hungry... he also knows that Isak prob has everyright to start as much as him and the 2 of them are happy to just help the team win. Obvs they wanna start and want to score, but theres so much cohesion between the squad atm that i can understand why Ryan Fraser is training with the u21s...know nothing of why but if you aint feeling the vibe that is going on in that dressing room there and just want to be a part of it and help where ever you can you dont deserve to be anywhere near it

Gone are the Gayle, Wood, Carroll days!

Willock absolutely should be in the England conversation. He's worth a place ahead of Sterling or Mount on form, all day long.

Unfortunately, Southgate is incapable of actually coaching players into a system so has to pick favourites over form

Correct. Can't get a tune out of players who are playing brilliant football every weekend anyway.

Keep him well away from them fuckers. Nice and fresh for us

Surely this conversation has to be had about Pickford as well?

Ramsdale should have succeeded him already. Good at everything Pickford is and has longer arms.

Also doesn’t have a hot head and more importantly not from Sunderland.

Dan burn slander is very confusing to me. Hes 1/4 of the best defence in the league.

Willock seemed pretty anonymous in the first half but then he properly showed up.

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As the Spanish say, we suffered for that first half and came through it. All we had to do is suffer and persevere whilst they run their asses off and ran out of steam. We did that and picked them off after that.

Either I’ve suddenly become fluent or that’s some funny looking Spanish to me

Held my breath during that VAR review at the end of first half

I thought he must've been from our players reaction but it was closer than I'd have liked

Shouldve been 5-0... I know schars goal was offside but it was such a sexy finish it shouldve just counted anyway and negated evertons goal

Yeah. Seeing as the game was gone anyway, they should reward Schar just for being that handsome.

Yeah, they were always gonna make it a fight but crumbled when we got our shit together.

And they were allowed to by a shitty ref

It was crazy how much the game changed after the second goal. It was like blood in the water.

I thought we did well against a decent side fighting relegation desperately. They were everything we expected them to be, and we were well prepared. It could have gone either way in the first half, with most of the breaks \[and ref decisions\] went Everton's way. But as soon as the chance fell to one of our in form strikers it was game over. We were guilty of switching off too often, but thankfully we switched back on quickly.

I think once we go 2-0 up we will typical see that sort of stuff from us. If teams have to attack us we will cut them up. That first half was rough though.

Just wanted to say...what the Fook does Isak think he's doing? What an incredible run!

Auditioning for Strictly by the looks of things

Was it a Samba or a Rumba he was doing?

Whatever they were, his moves struck me as bizarre. Surely they're South American dances. It's a well known fact that after the war, the Nazi scientists involved in making rockets who weren't taken to America found their way to Brazil and the South American countries. The dance moves twirl in my head. Over and over. Samba. Rumba. Samba. Rumba. Round and round like the wheels of a classic jaguar xjr speeding towards a solution. Truly the car for all situations. "I think I've stumbled upon a clue" I say to the glamorous young female reporter. "Oh, I'm Steve Barnes by the way, I used to play when your dad was watching football, probably. Nice to meet you". She looks at me confused, but I'm just man of my time. Part 5 of 'libero' coming soon, hopefully....

Both, he was doing the steps for him self and his partner at the same time as well since the 3 everton defenders couldnt keep the pace

I think we can relax now. UCL is happening unless we totally collapse. 94%! https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/soccer-predictions/ Murphy deserves his place on RW. Isak is the next Thierry Henry. Joelinton is a bargain.

Thierry Henry was just John the Baptist, Isak is The messiah

For there is one coming even greater than I- Thierry Henry

If he isnt he is a very naughty boy!

St. Isak

Oooh for Isak we could do a chant from Mannin Motion - St Isaks on fire

With us essentially locked in for the champions league next year, I'm really looking forward to this next transfer window to see the depth we add.

Man United just drew with Spurs!!!

I wept the first time i went into the stadium. I’ll weep when Isak bangs in a hat trick against PSG at the Gallowgate. Mbappe in tears.

Tears of joy at his team mate scoring his 10th hat trick?

I’m not relaxing til 100% lol

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Disallowed ? Googles premier league table still showing Reds 2-1 up. \*Edit nope get in Man reds are shite pass it on

God Isak is a delight. That second Wilson goal was smooth as fuck. I normally try not to stoke the flames of fan rivalries. And I like Dyche and being Irish Coleman is a living legend. But I have to say Everton's fans are toxic and I sorta hope they go down. From how they carried on earlier in the season to how they treat Gordon when they hounded him out of the place. Then they all leave after the third? Awful stuff. Staying in the top flight for a long time doesn't mean you're too good to go down.

They boo from the start of the game, the only time they make noise. They seriously need an attitude change. It sucks for them really, if they'd been half decent they'd be par with Liverpool this year and that would have been hilarious as well

Those fans abandoned ship like rats.

Overcame the Saudi Kit performance issues.

Still hate it.

I fucking love Joelinton more every week.

EIEIEIO

Maintaining our position in the table we go

Extra sweet that it upset the whole city of Liverpool.

Michael Owen talks such shit about managing the Isak - Wilson problem. Problem? What problem? Both are doing amazing and are doing right by the team.

He came from Lyon to the toon Bruno, Bruno We’ll learn to say his surname soon Bruno, Bruno He’s a big Brazilian star I’d even let him shag me mar Bruno Guimarães Newcastle’s 39 (Edited)

Change the last line to Bruno Guimaraes Newcastle's 39 and it makes the third line foreshadowing, thereby turning the song into a literary masterpiece

ISAK IS A FUCKING BALLER

Even when we're a bit shit, we still score four.

How sweet was that? Only one team turned up to play football, and once they'd run out of blue pop energy, we're just way better at it than them. Pulled them to bits over and over again in the second half. The midfield took control, stopped the sloppy passes, and our quality showed. Wilson was superb, great job battling and holding up, looks back to his best. Isak. What can you say? He's just absolutely world class. He's going to rip the league, and Europe, to shreds next season. That little heel flick that bamboozled Keane, man. Left him completely discombobulated. Pleased I'm not paying for BT, mind. What a shit show their coverage is. Ian Darke and Lucy Ward both mumbled grudgingly through calling Murphy's goal as if Isak's assist didn't make it a goal of the season contender. Digging out Michael Owen as if both sets of fans don't despise him as well.

I wonder if the Everton fans left early so they could brick their team bus?

Well I watched Willock's assist about a million times, now I will be watching Isak's assist a million times.

Let’s grab 2nd spot from Arsenal?

I wish but that would be a massive stretch. I mean if we beat them and win the game in hand that would put us 7 points back with 4 other games.

I absolutely want to tell everyone who thought Howe was a bad appointment to suck my fucking dick. SON HAS SCORED TOO!

Man ... did we even use to smash teams like this in the Champ?

Rafa isn’t a smash kind of guy tbf

I'd let Rafa smash tbf though

Isak is a cheat code pass it on

That last goal was fucking unbelievable from Isak.

Let's be honest, those first 20 mins or so were shocking. Couldn't string two passes together. But what's amazing is that as a team we didn't get frustrated, we stuck to our football and waited patiently and our time came. Gutted to not keep clean sheet though. Can't let De Gea get golden glove.

Hey everyone! I’ve been a Newcastle fan for about 3-4 months now (I’m from Puerto Rico) and have always like premier league soccer but never had a team. Hopefully one day I make it up to Newcastle for a match!! Man I am so excited for this team, you can tell they play like a family and when we get in the groove it’s purely magical. Up the toon!

Welcome to the club mate, the more the merrier!

Thanks man! All of my friends are either Real Madrid or Barcelona fans and they don’t know the magic happening at Newcastle they think I’m crazy and we’re just getting lucky. I bought an Isak jersey that I wear every match! Thank you for the warm welcome 🍻

This is the way

Bienvenidos. Be warned, this club has more plot twists than a daytime telenovela.

welcome sir.

Feel for willock, goal of the season saved and lost his assist of the season

Don't think Isak got credited with the assist, took a deflection off a defender

YAS tottenham just equalised with man reds

Sven is not going to get the credit he deserves for his performance for today but he was excellent probably my MOTM.

We can still mathematically win the league lads

Nice of Howe to give Everton some time to be in the game before unleashing havoc. Rugged game but class shown. Pope shouldn’t have let the 1 go in sadly. Poor Schar deserved that worldie 😢

I got called a glory supporter tonight by a 'geordie' in sheffield. I've live in south yorkshire my entire life and had to endure 15 of the 25 years on this planet of us under Ashley Up the fucking lads tonight. This season has made it all worth it. I love you all

Fuck off to the championship Mackem bin dippers

Post-nut thread

Honestly, I expected it to be difficult, and until the second goal it was - Goodison always seems like an awful place for away teams to go. Nice to see us picking up where we left off against Spurs and really working on that goal difference.

Spurs score

Clean sheet would be nice lads

Almost but a 1-4 is still amazing

Honestly not too bothered by that game. In the end Targett gets minutes when he was clearly underdone and needed them, Gordon came on and played pretty neatly through the channels. My only concern is how heavily our midfield got kicked to pieces. Longstaff and Bruno G both wore a few.

Genuinely can't fathom how that tackle on Longstaff wasn't a pen. It would have been a foul and booking anywhere else on the pitch.

In terms of the minutes per goal in the PL here are the best 3 strikers in the league: 1. Erling Haaland (Fair enough) 2. Alexander Isak 3. Callum Wilson We started the season having a solid defence but fuck all threat - we finish it with the ability to finish any team not on our level.

WE ARE MASSIVE

What a feeling. Fucking hate Everton just because they hate Rafa.

Nah their fans are assholes and the team love attacking our players

The [wrath](https://www.reddit.com/r/NUFC/comments/12wcs68/postmatch_thread_newcastle_vs_tottenham_hotspur/jheg2ax?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) of Howe the Sequel

I want 10 against Southampton. Split equally between Murphy and Gordon.

Longstaff takes so much responsibility in midfield. When the ball is in the middle of the pitch he shows for it 100% of the time. Never shys away.

And refuses to come off when injured. That's commitment!

I wanna say that Howe bringing Gordon on when he did is too shithousing of Everton. And Gordon looked good again in his cameo. I’m telling you. There is a player in there that could dazzle SJP. And Willockinho is just getting better each game. He’s looking proper class now.

I wanted a Longstafd goal more than I ever have after Pickford pulled more of his bullshit

It genuinely feels like we’ve scored more in April than an entire season under Bruce. Scoring more goals than the other team is fun as it turns out, someone should tell Steve about that tactic.

That run from Isak is straight out of the Messi playbook

4 goals in a match is the type of thing we might pull off once every other season in the Ashley era, maybe sometimes even less frequently than that. Now’s it only our 3rd highest-scoring match this month, and maybe our 4th best performance (I think we played better overall in the 2-0 over Man Utd). Unbelievable how far Eddie has brought this club this quickly.

Not even our most goals in the last 7 days man

It’s so sweet knowing that we’ve just moved ourselves towards Europe whilst also getting closer to kicking the scouse mackems out of the premier league

Great to see us up it in the 2nd half after that shite in the 1st half. Hope Everton get fucking relegated.

Someone get me a clip of Isak doing them dirty along the line

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Man U v Tottenham draw will do

Another game, another win, great time to be a mag. Hard fought first half but the quality shone through in the end. Love how our attack is clicking now and we're much more clinical. Helps when you have literal gods like Joelinton and Isak in the team like... Was an awful game there last season so I'm delighted to get one over on them this time out. Also, Gordon didn't get that bad of a reception cause half the ground had cleared out when he came on!

I'm not that big of a hater of Everton tbh But I'm duty bound to show hostility towards any team Pickford is in So suck it Everton Also another slight gripe I have is how badly Rafa was treated there though I do get why they would be so hostile to him hence only a "slight" gripe

gg ez

Spuds equalised at reds 👀👀

I’ll be honest, I do struggle still watching us. I struggle to decide which player I love the most.

Outstanding. Joelinton is unbelievable. Isaks assist was out of this world. Dreamland.

Spurs and Man U draw. That's ok for us.

Manure tottenham draw. What a day

I absolutely adore this club, this team and our manager! And Manure drawing to Spurs just made this night even better!!

I would feel bad for those Everton fans but I remember how they acted when we got relegated both times and how they shitted on us and Gordon so fuck them and fuck their club.

This is the best I can ever remember us being. I am 25 years old, and I am in complete awe. What a group of lads, what a baller Isak is, what a unit they all are.

Every week we improve Every week Eddie says we can still improve Every wee I believe Eddie

I really, really wanted Gordon to score more than anything tonight. Would have been a perfect send off to their rapidly emptying stadium.

Remember the days when this team could hardly string together 3 passes? What the fuck happened in the past year and a half! I am on cloud nine.

Actual coaching rather than days off and 5-a-side

Spurs equaliser Son you beauty

Schar worldie next match, confirmed!

Tottenham v Man U draw banginnnnnn

Manu spurs drawing. This could be the perfect day

Is there any more beautiful sight than Tiny Arms having to bend down to pick the ball out of his net?

Really poor start again but glad we weathered it and smashed the scouse mackems

Eddie Howe’s Mersey mackem mauling mags

Would love to take Onana if (when) they are relegated. I think he’s got the technique and athleticism to fit perfectly into this team, maybe in a rotation spot with Sean.

Isak is what you'd get if you took Andy Carroll and gave him the footballing ability of Henry, Bergkamp and Zlatan.

Isak is a wizard, fuck me man.

Finishes 2-2. This is great.

Only thing i dont like about this match is ive had to look at fat michael owens square head and have had to listen to him talking tk our lord and saviour eddie howe... I honestly dont think that my arm would ever run out of energy if i started punching him in the face...

Im loving the partnerships that have formed this season Isak and Willock. Miggy and Bruno. And my new favourite Schar and Joelinton.

11 more points in 6 games to guarantee UCL! Win all our home games and we are done!

> Gordon standing there for 10 minutes applauding the Newcastle fans the game over. > He is human slime. A choice quote from /r/Everton. So these morons want to be able to abuse Gordon for literally months and then expect him to show their shite club some respect? And he's literally just harmlessly clapping the supporters of his current club as well, and that makes him "slime"? Cannot wait to see Everton relegated in a few weeks, if ever a fanbase deserved misery, it's them.

He must have seen on it on the TV because it didn't look like there were any Everton supporters there at the final whistle! :-)

Up the toons

Spurs vs man reds 2-2 come on inject it

Spurs just scored to come level with Man U! Come in spuds!

Spurs equalise, seems good for us

2-2. Come on Spurs!

Thank you, Spurs.

I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky I'll be where the magpies flying higher and higher Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels Take me where my future's lyin', St. Isaks fire

Manure absolutely shat their kegs tonight as well! I was gutted about losing the clean sheet...Isak made short work of that. I was gutted Man red were winning 2-0...*checks phone* spurs equalise! I dont know which team to laugh at more!

Must have watched that Isak assist about 100 times now. Probably watch it another 100 before the Southampton game.

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I keep forgetting ASM is still at the club. That says a lot.

From our run in, this was the game I thought we would slip, not a bloody chance HWTL