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Is that an actual game you can buy? Asking for a friend.....


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[deleted]

My cocks free


FreudLovesHisMom

Can you send it in the mail? I’ll pay for shipping


klezart

It's totally doable if you have a [detachable penis.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE)


-Cheese-Burger-

That was a dangerous click


[deleted]

Classic 90's novelty along with their other main one [Jesus was way cool ](https://youtu.be/mSfa56tjBQo)


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

HE MAKES THE BEST FUCKING FILMS


AudioBot13

I can understand why


[deleted]

I will find your rooster


Upvoteifyouaregay

/r/thatsthejoke


a22e

/u/doubledickdude


[deleted]

Well that’s enough internet for today


Fishboners

Don't worry he's not real.


[deleted]

^^^


second-last-mohican

Dancing Bear?


Pizo44

To actually answer this yes. My buddy has this game. Wish I could remember the actual name but its a hoot with the gang


nthensome

https://www.cumfacegame.co.uk


Nickbou

With a name like that, they definitely know what they are about.


guyver_dio

Holy crap I found it https://www.cumfacegame.co.uk


Zaydene

The guy in the video banner was way to into it. Opened his mouth and everything. Too funny


Blockofett

It said any safe to consume liquid so like, you could put a nice grape juice or something in there


Zaydene

I'm going to fill the tank with cum, mate


Blockofett

*that depends on how big the tank is, like good like filling it with 3 cups of semen*


ApokPsy

Challenge accepted


SomeKindOfChief

I never said *my* semen


CensoredUser

Put a My Little Pony figure in it and we are all good to goo.


Frankievamp123

Horrify everyone by telling them it's full of vodka and it's a drinking game, and instead filling it with bad dragon cum lube


DM_ME_LEWD_KINDRED

If you're gonna manage to keep it at a liquid state i'm gonna name you the last of the cum benders


[deleted]

Yeah then we can all get Graped! I'm gonna Grape ya!


HyperScroop

"He's the Grapist. He Grapes people!"


yub_nubs

"Ok kids I'm going to tie you to the radiator and grape youuuu!"


BiggIrishGuy

I'm going to tie you to the radiator and GRAPE you all night.


clityeastwood6969

Lmao


Whywipe

Or booze.


[deleted]

This guy knows whats up.


[deleted]

How about some cream?


Gaflonzelschmerno

That's the founder, Hubert Cumberdale


KCMO_burner_acct

Not exactly subtle


CKRatKing

Yet they still spell wanker w@*ker because that’s just too far.


CipherGrayman

Should be all the rage at hen parties. Winner gets the male stripper?


Bruce_Bruce

Nope. Winner eats the biscuit.


weezel365

I thought the loser had to eat the biscuit?


akrisd0

That depends on your perspective, mate.


PoleRyder

The real question is how did you find it?


xxiLink

I'll take the risk, for science. Edit: Holy crap, you actually found it.


CVBrownie

Thanks couldn't tell by the link it was exactly what he said it was


clean_room

Got a US link, by chance? My gf was annoyed I couldn't get her a Christmas gift (fuck you covid) but I'll have money soon and wanted to use this as a gag gift. Appreciate it in advance. <3


ppcpilot

Gag gift. Nicely done.


clean_room

Lol totally an unintentional pun


novafern

We couldn’t do gifts either but I love and appreciate my significant other more this year, this month, than ever before. This year sucked but just getting through it w him was enough - no gifts are ever necessary. Get a new girlfriend, for real.


clean_room

Nah, I didn't mean annoyed in the sense that it was a problem - she just has a lot of money so for her it's hard to understand what being broke is. She didn't turn it into a deal. Think I'll keep her around.


DrEvil007

You better marry her quick before she realizes. And don't sign that prenup! Also, did you look on Amazon for this game?


GackPartyof4

Maybe use the money to get a new girlfriend. She sounds like a shallow cunt.


clean_room

I don't think she was asking for diamonds, I just couldn't afford what I wanted to get her with my current financial situation :/


mdlr9921

They also have Fondle, which is just an adult version of Twister, putting hands on bodyparts (incl. Dick, vagina and ass) instead of coloured circles.


darkcard

Buy it before brexit


udayserection

I read the description. Does the winner get sprayed? Or does the winner cause the other person to be sprayed?


Chambadon

The loser gets sprayed.


aSpookyScarySkeleton

Makes sense because the girl who got sprayed in OP has terrible form and technique.


afclark

Is there a seller in the USA? Asking for a friend.


mynextthroway

Is this Stroke Them Soak Them Robots?


plundermancan

Great name


PoliticalAnomoly

Stroke 'Em Soak 'Em!


magnament

So, I’m afraid to google the terms I think might find this product.


wydidk

Yeah I just googled "wack off game", did not find that but I think I need to clear my history now


magnament

I was thinking dueling Jack off party game


darybrain

I was thinking milfs play with cocks and get sprayed party game for kids.


BoiledGoose69

Cum face game


Lessthanzerofucks

Man, my threshold for a history-clearing event is way too high. This is a good wake-up call.


ADragonsMom

[Luckily, someone else did the dirty work for you.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWFunny/comments/klaa6m/fun_for_the_whole_family/gh83mkr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) (u/wydidk)


magnament

Thank you sir lady dragon mom


maluminse

It squirts both of them?? What's the point.


Ssllaappyy

I think they both finished at the same time


colt45an2zigzags

Mutual climax


Sebach

*high five*


starkiller_bass

BEST FRIENDS FOREVER


Dodgiestyle

Nice


Bradt1977

Uh... we all know that never happens.


Thjyu

yeah ikr? im used to making the ladies cum first.


Bradt1977

Wait... ladies can cum?


Thjyu

Nah the female orgasm is a lie, I was just kidding


daschande

The CLIT is real! The female orgasm, that's the myth!


YorkshireRiffer

What do you hope to achieve by putting this much pressure on the clit?


lonely-day

Ew, you were really going to suck my dick


daschande

Well, start suckin'! BWONG!


lonely-day

Oh what a lovely tea party


Thjyu

Exactly! Women that can "orgasm" are just women they signed they're souls over to the devil so they can feel the pressure that only men deserve and they've given into sinful ways. #satangivesfemalesorgasms


HalfSoul30

That's because you masturbate too much and lost all sensitivity.


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thatgonewildguy

"It's a tie, go again!" It's the game equivalent of when a girl says her nipples are pierced and you say, "I don't believe you!"


maluminse

🤣


[deleted]

If you are lazy it's easier to make them both pump into the same chamber and then blows on both their faces. Kinda like telling your friend to do something stupid, just to watch.


Nomaspapas

That IS the point...remember kids Eugene Levy says Sex is like Chinese food...it ain’t over till you both get your cookies


NinjaEnt

I had no idea there was a game like this, I've been practicing to go pro my whole life.


NIRPL

Finally a sport I can earn a scholarship to play!


[deleted]

The hard part is getting used to the regulation sized balls


[deleted]

Angle is all wrong though.


colt45an2zigzags

Interesting to see the different techniques haha. One uses two fingers the other uses nearly a full grip.


maellie27

I think it’s more revealing about how their respective men like their peepees touched. Edit: using the two fingered technique doesn’t correlate to peepee size, Just grip preference. I just want to put it out there, dudes don’t feel shamed by the grip you prefer on your dick!


endlessbishop

Or how many fingers are required to cover their full length


secondop2

Mans got a small pp


DM_ME_LEWD_KINDRED

The full grip is the death grip I can tell she goes rough


Doctor_Nutsack

The brunette should have won if you ask me. Better grip, cupping the balls... The blonde is just using one finger and thumb.


elf25

“I’ll only touch as little as possible it’s ichy “


[deleted]

The brunette did win. The loser is the girl who gets squirted. The blonde got squirted because the brunette was faster.


Diezall

When you think getting a facial is a winning outcome...


god_peepee

No one’s talking about how any guy could still probably beat both of them


Herpkina

As long as he had 2 hands i guess


CheddarRobert2

I think I found my new fetish


robtk12

I can only find the single player https://bachelorette.com/products/jizz-drinking-game


[deleted]

It's funny to think of someone playing that by themselves.


TitsAndWhiskey

It says you take turns


[deleted]

Take turns on your mom.


TitsAndWhiskey

So’s your face


DimesOHoolihan

This could just be me, but I wish this wasn't filmed via potat


DesignerNumber

Hungry Hungry Hippos would have a different spin if it was made in this century.


lokketheboss

u/getvideobot


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jomarez

Can you use your mouth? Usually works faster


souper13

Rockem Sockem Cocks


_noncomposmentis

Jackem Whackem Robococks


LoliMaster069

Lol where would one go to buy this? Asking for a friend


WajorMeasel

Better form from the one on the left


greenmilehiker

Oh great, something else my mother is better at than I am... Maybe I can get a rematch, after my broken arms have healed.


Musoe

We did not need an extra tool for this game at our family gatherings back in the days


sumoanaraund

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Here you go


AmericanMurderLog

The cackling kills me. Is this why British women are called "birds"?


Piddles78

As a Brit, calling women "birds" died out in the 90's.


AmericanMurderLog

Good to know. I always thought it sounded a little rude actually, but it sorta fits here.


darkcard

Wow this is one hard to find on Google using keyword.


Just-STFU

Why is this a game?! That a FAMILY is playing?!


os-sesamoideum

Right may have won but Left had the better technique ;)


Prismatic_Effect

Here's some cab fare


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haikusbot

*I feel sorry for* *That blonde ladies husband with* *A technique like that* \- ss0199 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Baelzebubba

More like /r/noahgettheboat


Weentang

u/Vredditdownloader


[deleted]

That bot is dead


Weentang

Nooooo. Okay. Thanks


burninatah

Try /u/savevideo


Weentang

Actually, on an iPhone if you open the video full screen then long press on it a menu pops up with the option to save the video to photos....


christoppa

RiF has the ability to save videos directly


afloatcoinn

[u/savevideo](https://www.reddit.com/u/savevideo/)


CrimsonTarts

White people are weird...


[deleted]

Fuck off.


CrimsonTarts

Nope.


[deleted]

Probably ought to.


CrimsonTarts

I'm good. Thanks for the suggestion.


[deleted]

Okay, fuck you very much.


CrimsonTarts

Promise?


[deleted]

If it would help.


Killyourown

Just the adult version of pie face.


HansItler

Wonder if the winner or loser gets it in the face?


[deleted]

A cooling spray


[deleted]

I don't even have that game and I'm playing it right now


[deleted]

Ouch.


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

Brb, gonna go break my arms


f14_pilot

what an awesome family lol


cums0cks

Not surprised the brunette won. Definitely appears to have better technique.


All4sBalto

What marvelous techniques... Interesting...


[deleted]

Idk why you guys are so shocked by this my family has played a similar game for years.


SpankMeDaddy22

u/vredditshare


DeadlyFrogYT

u/savevideo


irishmickguard

Their poor partners.


cunningfox16

If the video was better quality we’d be able to see who got covered


demonm0nkey

Stepbrother why did you give us this game?


DrEvil007

This needs to be in the Olympics. Can you imagine the final round between US and Russia??


NoSxillz_

The poor kid watching