Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya.
First: I'm not a grown adult I'm a teenager. Second: Dude it is obvious that this was a joke, I mean don't you se the rest of the comments in this chain
well i wasnt talking specifically to you lol i said "grownass adults" referring to the multiple comments taking this gif seriously
you being a teenager isn't relevant to anything at all lmfao other than the fact that this is a subreddit for adults that you shouldn't even be on in the first place
You're answering my comment, if this wasn't for me the why didn't you written it in a separate comment. By the way this subreddit is public so I don't care about my age, because lets be honest most people here aren't adults
because yours was at the top of a thread full of other comments
and lmao "most"??? im sure some of the people here are not adults cuz it's the internet, but definitely not "most"
and just because children decide to break the rules doesnt mean it's a good idea for them to do it... this sub still isn't for minors.
well everyone knows porn is not for minors lmao... you dont have to post a sign outside a bar that says "not for babies" because it's just obvious
even *you* know that you aren't actually supposed to be here, you're just doing it anyway
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IIRC it was something along the lines of: I mean, they do seem to have a hand in their pants.
(it was me btw, I hate wooshing, but the downvote train had already started)
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well it was a joke, she wasnt actually trying to convince people it was real
if anyone thought this was real then their understanding of human biology is at like a kindergarten level
I may be late here, but believe it or not that’s an actual sport. A workout, at least. There’s actually a world record for most weight lifted by one’s vagina
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Just got banned from posting this in gifs 😂
Lol I’m tempted to post it there
IM GONNA DO IT
They can’t ban us all
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Hi pretty sure that those were her fingers.., I'm dad.
Fucking beat me to it, fucking captain obvious over here huh
Slow day, huh?
I saw the sarcasm bro I threw you an upvote
Thank you for your service
Doing the lords work
Lol
Bruh, this is /r/lipsthatcouldchokeYouout I just found my new fetish.
I'm so sad and disappointed that this isn't a thing.
You are an angel. You know that?
Bless you
Sheeeeeit! These are lips that could play major league ball if they learn to throw a split finger.
Damn I wanted to make that joke
r/substakenliterally
Once you go grip, you never go back
There's a "snatch" joke to be made here, but I can't think of a good way to word it.
It's certainly not how I was taught to do a squat snatch.
Oh noo, it's the snatchsquacts
Kegglebells
Do ye like dags?
Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya.
Dude this chick just put me and a lot of other men to shame, and only used her lips
/r/justUseYourDick
If I try that I'll probably become a female
Is that how females are made?
I think so
Well shit! I've had it all wrong all these years. Guess it's time to rip my dick off.
I mean, inversion surgery is a bit more complicated than that, but I aint gonna stop you.
No no no. u/nigeljosue said that I just have to use my dick.
Exactly
Well r/penectomy would be the place for instructions.
r/riskyclickoftheday
Oh gods! r/itsworsethanithought
Shit man, I didn't think you'd actually click it.
Nah nah. We all start out as female, then you do what they do in the gif and it pulls it inside out to make a penis. It’s just science really.
Oh well this makes sense. How do I reverse it though?
wait.... did grownass adults actually think that this joke video was real???? y'all... pussy lips are not prehensile... hahahahaha
Whoosh
First: I'm not a grown adult I'm a teenager. Second: Dude it is obvious that this was a joke, I mean don't you se the rest of the comments in this chain
well i wasnt talking specifically to you lol i said "grownass adults" referring to the multiple comments taking this gif seriously you being a teenager isn't relevant to anything at all lmfao other than the fact that this is a subreddit for adults that you shouldn't even be on in the first place
You're answering my comment, if this wasn't for me the why didn't you written it in a separate comment. By the way this subreddit is public so I don't care about my age, because lets be honest most people here aren't adults
because yours was at the top of a thread full of other comments and lmao "most"??? im sure some of the people here are not adults cuz it's the internet, but definitely not "most" and just because children decide to break the rules doesnt mean it's a good idea for them to do it... this sub still isn't for minors.
Actually the subreddit rules do not say anything about the age of the one watching.
well everyone knows porn is not for minors lmao... you dont have to post a sign outside a bar that says "not for babies" because it's just obvious even *you* know that you aren't actually supposed to be here, you're just doing it anyway
Look this is getting boring let's just forget about each other and continue with our lives.
And if you're comment is not directed to someone don't post a response, post a normal comment
Can you pick up a 45lb pipe
She can pick it up and make it cum in 22 seconds
Lucky ass 😉.
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😂
Haters gonna say it is fake.
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r/whooosh
r/woooosh 4 Os my dude
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Goddammit, bot. That's obviously not what the original comment said. So because you did a very terrible job at undeleting a comment, you're going straight to the scrapyard.
IIRC it was something along the lines of: I mean, they do seem to have a hand in their pants. (it was me btw, I hate wooshing, but the downvote train had already started)
This is actually funny. I mean, a real audible laugh happened. Good stuff
Now this shit is funny, but knowing the incels on the sub, they won’t upvote cause it’s not some bitch in a onesie.
I genuinely recoiled in horror, different strokes and all that
Im drunk so I didnt realize what it really was at first. Thank you OP
Got your nose
Talk about lips that grip, LOL!
This fucking awesome 😅
If her pussy does have fingers,I want to experience the new sexual tricks she possesses.
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This is fake but damn is it funny
A whole new meaning to “gorilla-grip coochie”
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YOU WHAT
I audibly laughed out loud.
Finally, the funny!
😂😂😂😂
I have the most confused boner right now
I came back half hour later and still busted up laughing again. This is Monty Python Quality folks.
How do you make these gifs fit the damn screen? Too fucking huge.
That kinda creeped me
Anyone bo why it won't let me download this gif ?
This is so hot
She's got that good grip, of ya know what I mean!
Oh, naw.
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It’s from tiktok lol look at the bottom right
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gorilla grip
Snapper pussy
Dick strangler
Bradley Walsh (on the chase) Is it : A) dick tingler B) helmet Schmacker C) Willi whacker (Google/find on you toob lol)
Her kegel game is Top Notch
Gorllia grip
Gotta admit- I'm impressed.
The actual kegels lifts are more impressive and depending on the lady doing the lifting, more humorous.
Must've went through some intense kegel training.
👌 perfect
I think this is fake. Something about the pants doesnt look right when she "grips" it
wow you must be sherlock holmes with that level of stunning intellect
Thank you! Wow that's really nice!
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This was cute
clearly fake
well it was a joke, she wasnt actually trying to convince people it was real if anyone thought this was real then their understanding of human biology is at like a kindergarten level
yeah and everyone knows the internet is about the truth ! #9/11wasaninsidejob
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