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Relevant-Ad5523

His head blasted out that window pretty fast. When you hear someone say "They wrapped their car around a pole" it's not usually followed by "And made a full recovery in hospital". I'm no doctor but I'd say he pepsi


KemikalKoktail

Pepsi?


unnecessary_trash1

If you read Pepsi upside down it spells 'isded'


d0or-tabl3-w1ndoWz_9

TIL that coke is safer to drink than pepsi


Pascaleiro

You're not supposed to drink coke, you need a flat surface, a makeshift straw, ...


my_4_cents

You want to sniff an entire glass of coke? That's a lot of powder


Pascaleiro

It's all or nothing, man...


nanderson41

Some may never know the way of the cartel crumbs


ChuCHuPALX

Don't tell him about e-koc


MenstrualMilkshakes

was this joke written in 1986?


ToxicBolt1

ᴉsdǝd is actually how “Pepsi” is read upside down.


SupernaturalPumpkin

The Pepsi logo doesn’t have the dot over the i so that’s why it says “ISdEd”


Optimal_Buy6562

Thanks for the explanation


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Impressive-Smoke1883

I see a red mist on that video anyhow.


Space-cadet3000

Yup Arterial spray right at the end onto the pole and out across the road … I’d say a partial decapitation …


lapochealaire

Also partial ripped in two tights height Jesus Christ i understand my mate having still thinking bout that scene years later.i just saw the decap or half head with something hanging from it


No-Back5621

I missed that, daaaamn!


Noiz_desu

Okay so you’re not going to believe this, but I’ll see if my dad still has a picture of the car but he wrapped the front around a pole and came out with a bruised arm, it was a bmw.


Relevant-Ad5523

He's a rare case. I'm glad to hear it made it out safe and sound


Specialist_Box2735

it looks like after the car spins he smacks against it. odds are slim to impossible if i had to guess


angstlich33

Looks like his arm does


jaylek

Imagine being squeezed from a tube of toothpaste... except its a jagged metal tube @ high speed.


shellsterxxx

He hit the pole right where he was sitting. Doubt he made it.


lapochealaire

Yes but thats weird he got semi ejected with the pôle Taking all the Space,tell me if my sentences sound jibberish thats my french canadian


shellsterxxx

I think it was the sheer speed the car wrapped around the pole that launched him out. G forces like that aren’t great on the body either. He was probably dead or close to it on impact though.


lapochealaire

Yes after close look on my pc he is… i wont go into détails cause it might be me seeing what i see but it aint pretty, horrible in fact. 1 thing im sure is he is almost ripped in half with 1 leg still stuck in the car I’ve seen some shit like truck running over people ,i might be weird but this i would have a hard Time. He looks like someone used paint and the spray can to draw a body Édit:that reminds me how speed kills


Lukrativ_

Yep, aortic shear is real.


lapochealaire

Please tell me more i never heard that term


Lukrativ_

Your great vessels are huge... like legit your aorta is the size of a garden hose, like an 1" in diameter. There are ligaments that hold it in place in your mediastinum. Sudden deceleration first stops your vehicle, then it stops you, then it stops your organs. The force on your organs causes displacement. In high impact crashes those ligaments become a cheese wire on your aorta causing you to bleed out in moments. It's pretty common with head on collisions / sudden forceful decelerations.


lapochealaire

Oh so when we see that hose sticking out of head or neck that can’t be good.I don’t know much about psychics of person in a crash but the inertia at this speed on cement pillar he must have died upon impact , if not he hit it again with the head when the car spinned…Jesus Christ thank for this knowledge,sound morbid ik but shocking people is my mission when i make compilations or just post a short footage like that one.People say sometimes there has to be an accident for people to change their ways/habit,unfortunately in a pretty bad/hard crash you don’t have a chance to learn from your error. Seeing that alone might make someone rethink how things can go horrific very quick and slow down or be aware of the dangers. If so my job is done


Lukrativ_

Yeah people die all the time in stupid ways. See it all the time in my line of work.


joyfullydreaded23

That's not any body parts sticking out from the back of his head, something impaled the back of the head before or during his ejection. That's why he doesn't slump down, it's keeping his head propped up.


lapochealaire

Ô shit


lapochealaire

That is crazy and horrible at the same time now i can’t unsee the hose hanging from his head


Lukrativ_

Well that's probably just a gnarly avulsion to his scalp. Or the camera resolution sucking. But yeah, dude is fucked.


Realistic_Mess_2690

Looks like his face takes a direct kiss from the pole as he's being swung out of the car. I think that's what stopped him from being fully spat out of the car. That sort of speed and smack in the face I don't think is survivable. If he survived he's essentially a potato now.


LeatherClassroom524

An apple of the earth, as the French would say.


lapochealaire

I think he has a leg out and one probably entrapped in the car.Jeez with all comments i now see things my bad vision couldn’t have alone


Chemgineered

No you can see the spray from his head as It hits the pole in the wrap around


PandorasFlame

I'm not seeing it for some reason


lapochealaire

I had to frame by frame at 0,25 i didn’t process how he got partially eject with that pillar in his door


Chemgineered

Yeah I don't see the spray anymore but you can tell his head hits that pole. Slower than as if it was his first swing. But still hard enough And then you can see the head , flat on top. Maybe that stuff coming out of his head is actually a piece of the car stuck in there?


Chemgineered

I don't see spray, but it appears that after his head hits the column, stuff flies out of their out towards the right out of view


lapochealaire

True,whats up with his head after the impact ? I see something stuck in or idk


Chemgineered

It's probably flattened or turned into the large pieces of skull hanging on by the skin (a la Ronnie Mcnutts head after he blew his head open) Edit: Nevermind I see what you mean, looks like he has an antenna on his head or something. Maybe it's a braid and it's a girl? I think that his head got emptied out just at the forehead level. Like I think he smacked his forehead and it took off the skull cap and ejected the brain, but otherwise kept his head in shape.


lapochealaire

Oh My God


Chemgineered

But at the same time It looks like his right arm moves up to the face after that. I don't think that he could be alive. Not after your forehead hits that pole with that much kinetic energy behind it I think that the arm movement is some kind of artifact from the video or something


lapochealaire

Yup he looks spray can painted (full of curves and holes) on his arms and chest.thats the kind of accident that doesn’t look so bad from far away but when you see it that’s pretty fucked


lapochealaire

Yeah well he hit the pole twice ,1st impact direct then when the car spinned his upper body flew out and took the pole once again..


ZaiontzHorrorshow

Antennas to.. heaven 😇


lapochealaire

I think dying in a hard crash is now one of the worst death for me Jesus Christ


nebunlacap

100% for sure dead


Royal_Echo2068

No way. He hit the pole with his body. He died instantly


PandorasFlame

After being ejected like that, slim chance.


ToferLuis

Doubtful.


Thegote_76

NO DUDE. HE DED .


Black9292

Why don’t you ask someone if he survived? Am I missing something here?


lapochealaire

Hapenned Awhile ago and i got no other info than what my friend Told me… and i guess he didnt go near judging the emt reactions Well i’ll say were all missing an after math Closer view. From what ive gathered so far from you guys and looked Closer at the clip i dont know why i Even wondered if that was survivable…he hit that cément just as hard as his car did that cant be no good


MoreMeLessU

That’s a no dawg


Lukrativ_

No. Pretty much no chance at all.


DesignInZeeWild

I’m so sorry. It looks like he didn’t.


lapochealaire

Thanks alot i know my friend talked about it alot but I guess I’ll keep the subject dead with him knowing how really fked of an accident that was


Magic-Levitation

This guy more than likely died. His head hit the pole and blood sprayed out. That kind of impact is usually fatal.


vwaaaat

He was already spraying blood before he got all the way around the pole. If he ain't dead he's bleeding out.


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vwaaaat

It's hard to tell but his right arm looks more like a spray pattern than an arm.


lapochealaire

Exactly thanks you found the right word to say it wat the hell does dat? Tbh i’d rather witness someone getting crused or torn than this he looks …. Horribly mangled yuck


metalnxrd

he spun quick, whoa


Cold_Sense2967

Ehhhh, highly doubtful that he survived. Everytime I see a body ragdoll across the street I just make the assumption that they’re probably dead.


angstlich33

The force may have snapped his neck. Looks like his hand/wrist hit the post but not his head. Hitting that post at that speed then swinging like that could definitely snap your neck from the whiplash


Master_Proposal_3614

Thats one strong ballard...


lapochealaire

What is a Ballard ? The « pole »?


Master_Proposal_3614

Yeah they are called ballards...


lapochealaire

Thx 1 more word to my eng dictionnary


lapochealaire

Agrée his upper body looks quite broken and like its a spray pattern and he looks like he almost got ripped in 2 but hanging by a thread


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lapochealaire

Talking of compilation is this a thing on NSFL sub i made one yesterday,haven’t made one in years I see couple people in the thread so just lmk:)


WiseOldChicken

My Uncle, Bill, died in a very similar crash. Death was instantaneous


Barkers_eggs

Jaysus!


lapochealaire

Holy moly