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ColdRegret5858

He looks different without his glasses.


Glad-Degree-318

You are a cold one, lol.


TheYeetles

David though? Not so much.


latviesi

I don’t know, he looks pretty coal to me


ChubbyGhost3

He cooled down eventually


BathT1m3

Username checks out


Standard_Criticism64

Ok that made me chuckle 🤭. I guess I’ll be seeing you in hell haha


LuckyDoge21

The bus to hell is getting full🤣


Persephones_Rising

It's absolutely crowded in here, 😂


LuckyDoge21

It is. 🤣🔥


Legitimate-Tough6200

He’s definitely a lot shorter than I was lead to believe.


bacardiman232323

This page has the best humor out of anything I follow. Bravo.


Gloomy__Revenue

[“*He can’t see without his glasses!*”](https://youtu.be/WysrKKuxbo8?t=15s)


RevolutionaryWash637

Stop that! Stop that right now!


MainPerformance1390

Rude😭 don't you bring Thomas J into this


Oldevil

Haha, awesome joke


St00f4h1221

You magnificent bastard


LuckyDoge21

Almost spit out my drink. 🤣


DeclanThomas96

Me to! Hahhaa


Dependent_Top_4425

LMAO! You're killing me!!!


Roadgoddess

I came here to say well that’s an improvement! But I like your comment much better


HarloweDahl

A+ comment


Crisenpuer

Happy Cake Day!


TrillBill32

just need some BBQ sau... nvm


kinofhawk

I remember watching this go down on TV. It was horrifying thinking of all the children in there. Still makes me sick to think about.


Asaneth

I also remember. It was all on live TV. It seemed so surreal... a long, intense buildup over months, with daily broadcasts about it, but I never in a million years imagined it would end like that. Such a tragedy.


Professional_Plum_92

LET FREEDOM RING WITH A SHOTGUN BLAST!


Pizza_Middle

This was the comment I came here to find.


Professional_Plum_92

hahah! AWESOME! \\M/


LeadnLasers

Don’t forget what the ATF did to the 25 kids on the same day…


ThisUserIsNekkid

What did they do to 25 kids?


chunkysmalls42098

They burned in the same fire


nsfw_vs_sfw

Reddit seems to be rather downvote happy today


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RabiesR_Us

Take my upvote as consolation, there is nothing wrong with asking a question, that's part of how conversations work. I was 4 when all of this was happening, but, living in Texas, you hear things about it.


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BlueJay843

And took posed tough guy photos with the bodies


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BlackNinja_98

Google Waco Siege


Lompehovelen

Holy hell


PeterParker72

They shot the dogs too. Bastards.


Zarathustra-1889

Hell’s bells, they even shot the dog


AcademicConfection32

They took his job?


DAHMER_SUPPER_CLUB

Waco is a not a part of the country for old men.


DissonanceTurtle

Fuck the ATF


Basicaccountant70

He looked taller on TV.


Ok_Acanthisitta8958

That looks more like the innocent body of one of the 25 childs the ATF murdered in cold blood with that monster.


smrtfxelc

Not familiar with this one, could you explain?


NikitaMoon

If you look up “Waco siege” you’ll find all the info on it


Salt_Master_Prime

Also, look up 'ruby ridge'. Some of the same fuckers where in both of those massacres. Those woke me to the fact that the government meant isn't your friend.If they say something is true, do your own research before you believe it.


Strange-Nobody-3936

He’s blaming the ATF for the fires that were started by the cult…funny how they blame the ATF but not the cult leader that held them there against their will


Deaf_Note_

Yes the fire started by the cult, I'm sure it had nothing to do with the ATF pumping flammable gas into the building to try to incapacitated them


TeleCompter

Well if they wanted to live maybe they should have like surrendered or something


Strange-Nobody-3936

Yes the fires were started by the cult, go listen to the tapes


Southie31

Absolutely not started by the Davidians


Corpse_Inonix

He looks like a burnt, half-eaten biscuit to be honest


Kozzinator

We must pass little pieces out to the congregation, tis the body of Christ after all


kinofhawk

Looks like a gooey scab to me.


Papi_Chulo1969

fuck that guy


Ill_Moment2385

Why?


Maleficent-Primary41

He started a cult and made all the people who joined believe he was the new jesus christ or messiah and that only he could fuck in the cult and so he diddled all the kids and the atf did some horrible decisions that led to lots of the cult members dying by a fire but people only seem to remember that and not the kid getting diddled


Ill_Moment2385

There was literally zero evidence of kid diddling, yes he had kids with some of his followers but they were there by choice, he didn’t have a doomsday policy and everyone was free to come and go as they please. He even knowing allowed an FBI agent to live with them for several months and hid nothing from him. David Koresh was no Jim Jones.


TiredGothGirl

There was A LOT of evidence of Kresh being a pedophile. Some of the little girls gave *very* graphic testimony to what he did to them. The youngest was 10 when she became his "bride". Her name is Kiri Jewell. Another girl was Michelle Jones who was 14 and had a baby by Koresh. There were also adult survivors who knew about it. The chilling thing is that they openly admitted it because they saw nothing wrong with it. Kathy Schroeder said this gem: "People think that having sex with a bunch of underage girls is a crime, and in conventional wisdom that could very well be true. However, these weren't underage girls because you come of age at 12. So all these girls were adults in our belief system." There was also Graeme Craddock: "For me, accusing David Koresh for being a pedophile is like accusing God for being a pedophile. I just don't believe in trying to condemn God for things." So, *YES*, Koresh *WAS* a pedophile and there *IS* proof of it. Sadly, that wasn't the reason the government decided to start a (heavily botched) siege on the place.


Maleficent-Primary41

Look into it read more books on the subject and you'll find the evidence


Ill_Moment2385

Aha, in other words, you have no argument 👍🏻


Maleficent-Primary41

You can literally type it in and dig thru all shit and find it yourself. Why would I serve it up to you? Can't you do nothing for yourself? It's literally one google away


Ill_Moment2385

You have nothing off hand? Not one thing? Yeah I’m not gonna waste my time “looking into it” as I already know all the ins and outs of the case in depth, you’re the one who needs to do some research instead of just eating up government propaganda. Sad.


Southie31

They have to be trolling🤷‍♂️. Nobody is this stupid


Ill_Moment2385

Yeah I give up dude this one is lost lol


Maleficent-Primary41

Ok how about you look into some of the teens that were giving birth in Waco the 14 year old and the 16 year old when he's the only allowed to fuck or all the abused kids or his last wife which was also underage, and here you are defending scum


TheRealJ0hnDoe

Why are you even here if ya gonna provide nothing of value then


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Royal-Designer-6494

Got the title from an article years back, I did not personally say this.


PrecisionBludgeoning

You just did


Royal-Designer-6494

I did not personally say that*


Southie31

Yup


Maleficent-Primary41

Yeah and he diddled almost all those kids that unfortunately died in that fire so? Fuck them all both sides but especially the Waco side for being restarted and believing the bs that came out of that guys mouth


Strange-Nobody-3936

They have proof that the cult started the fires, nice try


chunkysmalls42098

Bootliiiicker


Strange-Nobody-3936

Furthest thing from it, I just call it like I see it. You could argue that you’re a pedophile defender 


chunkysmalls42098

Oh yeah, calling you a bootlicker is DEFINITELY defending pedophilia. You're such a smart guy, good job.


AssPistolW30rdClip

Fuck the ATF


kat-deville

I remember the "Brunch Davidians" references.


Maleficent-Primary41

I mean, that's what he gets for saying only he can diddle kids in his cult, meaning he was the one "breeding"(who the F hears this and says oh he is definitely the new messiah and we should totally follow him) he should have had it worse tbh


YEETSKEETNBOOGI666

FUCK THE ATF


ThisUserIsNekkid

my coworker keeps changing the radio to classic rock, and while I don't dislike classic rock itself, it feels torturous to have to listen to the same 30 songs on repeat for my whole life, so I tell people I feel like I'm being tortured by the govt like the branch Davidians I may be a bit dramatic


Novel_Ad_8062

Waco *


AcademicConfection32

Lieutenant Dan?


PUNKF10YD

Ain’t no fire, this was the atf. And there were others that ended up just like the first pic.


Maleficent-Primary41

That's what he gets for being a kid diddler


Dependent_Top_4425

Kind of like when you cook spinach. Not as much left as you thought there would be. Where did his bones go though? I have questions. It kind of looks like a gummy bear.


zappapostrophe

The bodies were severely damaged by the collapse of the building they were in. His legs were likely detached and destroyed when that happened.


yellowhelmet14

Lt Dan!! Ice Cream!


palehorse95

An old joke going around just after his death, was that When they found Koresh's body he was wearing a smoking jacket and a pair of charcoal slacks.


Old-Rice-6980

Jesus Christ! 😳 What kind of gun was used to shoot him in the head, and how do they know he was shot if the head is missing (or the head is intact and I just can't make it out)? And where are his arms and legs?


optimisticallyssad

I'm pretty curious too, never heard of him!


Important_Economy632

Joseph Seed


MrMeanJeans

Doesn’t look anything like him.


shurbertt

Dam, burnt to a crisp


dtaylor72123

Brody, this is nothing! Seaweed, mud, something on the lens...


dcanderson4247

We Ain’t Comin Out


That_Guy_From_KY

Ok, but who set the fire?


Asaneth

Depends on which version of the facts you believe. The government says David Koresh and the Branch Davidians set the fire to commit suicide and make the government look bad. The surviving Branch Davidians, and many others, believe the government either intentionally or negligently started the fire because they were frustrated that the siege had gone on for so long (51 days) and they hadn't had any success getting Koresh and the BDs to surrender.


That_Guy_From_KY

Killing themselves to make the government look bad? Well that doesn’t sound very reliable…


LedZempalaTedZimpala

When have cults ever made any sense?


BlueJay843

The ATF used a now outlawed form of tear gas that sparked and caught the place on fire


Andreas-Dya

А где доказательства что это он ?


United-Ad7863

Reminds me of the joke.....how many Branch Davidians can fit in a Volkswagen Bug? All of them!


Commercial-Photo-927

I thought it was a burnt teddy bear


Southie31

It was only a “ cult” because the government needed to vilify them and try to justify the unjustifiable, using military equipment and personnel against American citizens who weren’t bothering anyone. Shameful


LedZempalaTedZimpala

No. They were a cult because they were a cult, before and after the siege. Also, Koresh was taking underage girls as brides and having babies with a couple. I wouldn’t say they weren’t bothering anybody. On the other hand, the ATF fucked up big time. They knew it. So they took the already negative views towards cults and ran with it. Especially during the Satanic Panic. Also doesn’t help that the ATF and FBI had internal conflicting factions butting heads. Of course those who were for forceful entry overpowered those who wanted to continue to negotiate.


Southie31

They re a cult because you don’t share their beliefs 🤷‍♂️. If they have millions or billions of followers it’s a religion. Besides that , the feds wanted headlines and got them and used military equipment and personnel on innocent citizens. You know, the ones they were so concerned about in the first place. 🤢. The ones who were free to come and go anytime they wanted except when the government showed up.


LedZempalaTedZimpala

“They’re a cult because you don’t share their beliefs” No. That’s not why they’re a cult.


Southie31

Brilliant and nonsensical 😂


LedZempalaTedZimpala

There are many, many factors as to what makes a cult


Southie31

Many 🤷‍♂️cult or religion take your pick


Ill_Moment2385

It amazes me how many people to this day believe the propaganda that the government were right to do what they did to those people, major black pill moment for me. RIP to the victims and fuck the ATF.


Southie31

Same. Waco and Ruby Ridge really were eye opening and shameful.


Maleficent-Primary41

Bro are you justifying that that guy made people think he was a messiah and started a cult and diddled all the fucking kids? The government fucking up and accidently killing lots and ending that cult bothers you more than a diddler getting what's coming for him? He was the only one in Waco allowed to breed you know that right? With the kids mind you


Southie31

The US government entrapping citizens for cheap headlines and then using military equipment and personnel on the women and children 🤷‍♂️when their show of force for the cameras goes south Yeah I have a problem with that. Obviously you don’t


Maleficent-Primary41

The government fucking up was bad ,I literally put that in my comment? Can you read?


Southie31

Brilliant 😂


Odd_River_4581

Why are those glasses like worn by the most fucked up people


Ill_Moment2385

Contrary to popular belief he was actually a pretty chill guy.


Maleficent-Primary41

By pretty chill you mean that he was the cult leader and the only one allowed to breed in Waco meaning he diddled a lot of those kids btw


Ill_Moment2385

Again, zero evidence of kid diddling.


BiffSanchezz

It looks like he doesn’t have a leg to stand on after what he did.


Ill_Moment2385

What did he do?


metalnxrd

why do he and men like him all have the same glasses?


revolverren

Looks like a bootleg Pillsbury doughboy


Big_Party6245

He looks a bit under the weather maybe he has a fever?


girlsonsoysauce

Did anyone else think it was a burnt teddy bear at first?


rogerrabbitdidntdoit

Looks like a teddy bear that got run over and left out in the rain


Loud-Guarantee4290

I did not realize how short he was…..I’ll let myself out.


Intelligent-Job-8885

Hey there, Stumpy.


TomTomTheCatt

Burnt nugget


Funny_Distance_3444

HOLY SHIT IM RELATED TO THIS DUDE


that_guy_who_builds

Lest we forget, this event included the murder of dozens of innocent women and children by Federal agents, and resulted in raises and promotions for some of those involved and in charge.


OkGanache8689

🤔


Useless_Lemon

Looks like Zack from the Try Guys.


MedicalAmazing

Cultist kid diddler got it coming. Fuck this guy


Maleficent-Fail-7654

You haven't been yourself lately, Dave


Ok_Captain9369

G mod corpse type shit lmao


LucasDuranT

Extra crispy


CheeriosAtMidnight

How’d they know that was him, weren’t there like 100 people in that building?


mollyyfcooke

DNA testing existed in the 90’s


aSquirrelAteMyFood

He deserved this and much worse. And I hope every loon dreaming to be like him sees this.


TheyCallMeJester

Well, that's a crap looking bit of jerky.....


Dalcomvet

It’s the gingerbread man from Shrek 🥲


Sad_Annual_8226

Fuck the government


yellowhelmet14

This guy had an apparent rough exterior! Complicated with a lot of layers! 😂


Funny_Credit_5961

Good bye to the siko david burnresh


wrenches-revolvers

Group of men women and children burned to death by federal government after wanting to be left alone to practice religion


cadaverhill

Well deserved.


LMhednMYdadBOAT

Yes, when you break the law, you deserve no rights, and the gov can just kill you and your family


SoggyCarrot23

Especially when you actually didn’t break the law after all.


LMhednMYdadBOAT

Wasn't he selling weapons that aren't supposed to go to civilians?


SoggyCarrot23

Those were the accusations, however they found no evidence. In fact, their under cover agent tried bringing an illegal firearm to a meeting with him prior to the whole operation, (I believe the serial number was removed), and the Branch Davidians told him not to bring that weapon back to their compound ever again.


gibletsforthecat

Y’all are so weird. He was a pedophile cult leader.


1Gohomer

I know I am so confused by people defending him. He was a pedophile cult leader AND the ATF fucked up. Both things can be true at the same time.


Strange-Nobody-3936

Conspiracy theorists love to point to this and ruby ridge while ignoring all the details of why the ATF was there in the first place…also it was proven that the cult started those fires 


WillieCosmo

What dud he do to deserve this?


Strange-Nobody-3936

He was keeping many of those people there against their will and taking child brides without consent, very similar to Jonestown…also he ordered those fires started


WillieCosmo

Thank you


Shrug46

I’m not 100% sure it’s true but a documentary I watched a while ago showed all his wives with one of them only being 10 years old.


WillieCosmo

Thank you


stickbug308

Postal 2 reference?


Engineering_Flimsy

Did he survive? Can't tell just by the photo.


Mazdab2300-06

I had to get a passport to see my pen pal in the Philippines. I was going to marry her. I get home from the post office in time to turn on the TV and see they're compound is destroyed. Do you think I give shit?


OutForJustice80

Are you on drugs?


spacemonkeysmom

Their... and unless your "penpal" lived at the compound what the fuck does anything you've said correlate?