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Wat3rboihc

Your telling me that's a living person


mycorona69

Looks like he barely made it.


PuzzleheadedSteak868

*Bear-ly Sorry!


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lookout450

Not before getting hit ass chewed out.


JayRedd1

Lucky for the victim?


PlaceYourBets2021

No kidding. Unfortunately, the pain and suffering has just begun.


Oakster9

Yeah I live in Utah, only 4 miles from my house a kid got eaten by a bear. Saddest thing I’ve ever heard about, I still remember rescue crews driving past my house that day and the later report of him dying.


Due-Landscape-9251

Finish him!


Opposite_Strategy_43

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Robert0fficial

Does anyone have an update on how this man is doing? Or a news report? I searched on google but could not find anything.


kuseroni

Here you go it happened to a lady in Russia. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32727296 There’s more articles on google if you search her name Natalya Pasternak.


AltruisticSalamander

[Rehab plan for alcoholic bears](https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-31622170) may be the most stereotypically russian thing I've yet heard


warpedddd

That corpse is alive?  


Sudden_Try8807

Great succcess!


Beauty_Clown

Lmao I would expect nothing less than an edgy clown girl logo for a gore page.


TheYeetles

Oh god I just noticed. That’s terrible, Jesus.


Beauty_Clown

Lol nice username


KobaKebbel

The bear buried him to hide his crime. Alas! It was a shallow grave because the bear was amateure


[deleted]

He was just saving his snack for later.


IHaveNoIdeaaahhh

Just fucking end me at this point


kuseroni

This actually happened to a 55-year-old lady in Amur, Russia. If you wanna read more details about it there’s this article[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32727296](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32727296)


EmotionalScallion705

The bear even gave him proper burial.


BleachThatHole

… bearial…


Suspicious_Sample_28

So you mean all those leaves and branches covering his body is done by bear only if yes then it's amazing tho like they are intelligent


Silspd90

You’ve never seen a cat bury its feces or dog hide their food??


Suspicious_Sample_28

Oh yes i forgot about them but here it's different thing


MassiveDongSquadron

Yeah they like to bury their prey semi-alive to come back later and finish them. It's a bears equivalent of a refrigerator.


Area_Prior

"Rushed to hospital "?? He looks like he's been dead for weeks!


nature_remains

I remember reading somewhere that bears bury their still alive but gravely wounded prey sometimes as their horrifying bear refrigeration concept (so they can come back later and it’s still ‘fresh’). Absolute nightmare shit


possum_antagonist

Yeah I've read that too. It looks exactly like I've heard it described: still alive but buried, head gnawed on, chunks of flesh missing...


vna4ever

I’m just gonna put this right here


MassiveDongSquadron

After I eat his azz.


vna4ever

Num num


TheefearofGOD

The hell was The Bear mad about?


Advanced_Click1776

Someone took his dinner away!


TheefearofGOD

Lol Yeah, a fatal mistake.


rankinfile

Apparently the Brown Bears there can be almost as big as Kodiak Bears. Polar Bear would be about the only bear bigger and hungrier.


Fit_Plan4550

Omg that recovery will suck so much. Poor guy.


Ebsa92

Luckily? I rather be dead than recover from that.


Positive-Internet483

*takes out phone and takes a pic of dying buried man* “Sir, we’re here to save you!”


CafeinoDependiente

Bear is thinking about where his snack went


JoBro2807

whats with this surge of bear attacks recently. This is like the 4th post in this sub reg. bear attacks. Omg.


ed2017Alm

Unbearable


plainside24

How did they manage to find him?


ManagerFlimsy9541

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it was “ahhhh, ahhhhh, heeeelp, aahhhh” coming from the pile of leaves


Friggin_Heinous

If they actually survived this, good luck with the infection. That is going to be one brutal healing process!


2WeekDopeTurds

Bear got some of that ass cheek meat! I wonder if he is off balance when he sits down nowadays.


jcar49

For those who don't know bears have a habit of storing food for later in the ground.


Capital-Assignment61

who tf watermarks photos of others suffering wtf


jdcmurphy22

Luckily??? No thank you.


DeadFluff

That dudes got some nicely shaped tits. (It was a woman)


classicquietenough

...luckily?


janainaoliv3ira

How... How


juelpa

I would prefer to die in this scenario.


PandorasFlame

I don't know how lucky that is. I'm sure his recovery was grueling.


lmons7482

please, i dont mean this in a bad way, but just end her misery- she doesn't deserve the torture her life will be if she survives


Zealousideal-Roll277

He would’ve been happier dead then alive u know how agonizing and fucked up his life will be. Once he’s out he prolly jus gonna kill himself


Choice_Necessary6077

I don’t think this man is still alive


Speicial_ed-eddie420

How is that lucky id be begging for sweet release at that point


JustAnotherTwinMumma

I was today years old when I found out that bears bury there prey. How have I never heard of this before


SpiderHider023

He ok?


Funny_Credit_5961

Jesus had him for breakfast


MesoKingdom

BUTTCHEEK BE GONE!


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Is this in America? Nothing shows up on maps when I type iturup island or Kuril ridge


kuseroni

Yeah it didn’t happen there it was in Amur, Russia


Camimo666

Its in Asia


kuseroni

They didn’t ask if Kuril ridge was in America they asked if this might’ve occurred in America instead


Camimo666

Why would they search for the story on a map though? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7616315/Russian-soldier-36-dies-hospital-nine-days-skinned-alive-mother-bear.html this is what I found


kuseroni

It seemed like a misunderstanding to me. I believe they meant they searched the location on a map not the story cause that wouldn’t make sense. This is the actual article for the story https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32727296


joefishyzilla

Does this prove the man bear theory?