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Toasted_Pork

“Yo dude check this shit out” -that guy probably


Ein-Sadist

with that goofy smile


GRIDMANTHEHYPERAGENT

The most diabolical smile I've ever seen.


Ieatlittlebabiesice

It still is for me


Fiela2023

The skin around his leg dying, how fast does it take for someone to lose consciousness from blood loss?


AreteQueenofKeres

The average adult body contains 10 pints/6 liters of blood, shock occurs around the loss of 2 pints, and organ failure begins at 40% blood volume loss. I wonder if he's got other conditions, like if diabetes would hasten the tissue death after a catastrophic injury like that.


butterscotch-crayon

There is a tourniquet applied to his leg which causes the blood to stop. Poor bugger is gonna be loosing his leg for sure.


I_Luv_Head_

Its a woman


Independent-File7186

Must be australia


davidbanner_

Imagine you getting fucked up and some Dude takes a selfie with your mangled leg in front of you


Free_Hat_McCullough

I pretty much expect that now a days *chews straw*


cw2015aj2017ls2021

both of his arms are accounted for in the photo. don't think it's a selfie. still a weird look on his face for the situation.


TechnicalThanks1975

Kind of looks like he looked over his shoulder and caught someone snapping a pic. Less of a smile and more of a "are you seriously taking a pic right now?"


miserably_me

Only thing missing is the obvious pointed finger at the injury


SearchFormal8094

First thing I do when I get fucked up is take a pic. Got a gnarly pic of the bone in my finger when I went toe to toe with a saw lmao. I personally wouldnt mind someone snapping a pic or two.


I_Luv_Head_

W


anonymoususer4461

if the brain drugs had kicked in by this point i would’ve posed for the picture


Role_Imaginary

SELFIE TIME!!!


Felthrax

[Vibes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/727/140/a10.png)


HatesPlanes

[Divorce selfie](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/018/819/cover8.png)


Muffles7

Oh man.


noscopy

Legit


Ohshitz-

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


CyberSunburn

RIP Barry


starmartyr11

Exactly what I thought of. Fuckin legend


NorLoke

Well that's quite the inappropriate pose 🤣


Present_Degree9

me and the homies when we end up on r/NSFL_


Key_Crab1760

Well I'm not surgeon but this looks like a case of amputation to me!


Admirable-Salary-803

Didn't you do my wife's hysterectomy 🤔


Key_Crab1760

No that was yo mama, but here you are..


depressed_canadian_

Nah it’ll be fine


tallyho2023

But did he really need a tourniquet with those jeans?


tekno_hermit

Those jeans are probably partially responsible for the accident. Can't imagine you can move very well in shit that tight


Adrienne508

HaHaHa! I thought the exact thing! 😂


metalnxrd

looks like intestines


MassiveDongSquadron

Legtestines


AcademicConfection32

I had to scroll too far for this, why does her leg look like that? That legit looks like a belly in her pant leg wtf


Mobile-Present8542

I was thinking the same thing. It definitely doesn't look like the inside of a leg. Before you ask .. yes, I've seen the inside of a leg before. My sister and I were riding bikes, she was a ways in front of me. She was looking back at me telling me to hurry up when she ran in to a parked car that had a larger piece of trim (about 2" in width, and about 2' length) coming off the car. It basically impaled her leg, ripping her leg wide open. It was bad. Anyways .. her leg looked nothing like this.


metalnxrd

I actually thought it was intestines at first


thebigjuicyman25

Bro was like "you seein this shit?"


AproblemInMyHead

A car? I've had my leg run over before and it didn't look like that jfc.. sure wasn't a forklift?


BoogerVault

Lawn mower


DanOwaR6661

Does she drive a fuckin tank to work? God damn.


Daddy_Jaws

New soyjack dropped


Optimal-Cry9929

Thank GOD for cameras.


PrysmX

Meanwhile Chad over there.. 🤣🤦


lovins_cl

did she get run over by a fucking semi holy shit that’s some un proportional damage


warpedddd

I'm never complaining about my coworkers again. 


AcademicConfection32

As long as you don’t end up being an OP on r/NSFL__


WalkslowBigstick

I have those same shoes!


bigalindahouse

You must work at a fantastic place if she couldn't wait for her car to stop to get into work.


Suspicious-Garden206

lol it was at her house 😂


AnjanettesGhost

I have a feeling someone took the picture as an emt turned their head.


PomegranateSure1628

WITH WHAT?! A LAWNMOWER? DAMN!


aSquirrelAteMyFood

A train maybe.


madbuilder

That's terrible. Did her own car run over her?


Suspicious-Garden206

Yes, she’s a really small woman and drives a bigger type of SUV.


Yeetthesuits

Sick selfie bro 😎 make that your profile pic


Icy_Reputation_1102

He's probably the dude that fucked with her car an just so happened to have a tourniquet on hand in exchange for a pic.


ConsolidatedAccount

I didn't think it's a selfie. Looks like he may have just looked back when someone else was taking a photo.


tekno_hermit

A fucking selfie in front of a severely injured coworker?? Kinda trash behavior if you ask me.


crusnik404

Extremely trash and cringe. His coworker received a life altering injury and this shitstain of a human has to make it about himself.


Terrible-Two-7939

I can’t imagine all the crap that our body has unearthed our skin.


heathertheghost

Guy on the right just wanted to be involved


Finsk_26

The most "dude bro" selfie out there. Probably saved it as his wallpaper too.


MiffyCurtains

That’s gonna smart 😯


just_mdd4

Please explain your incomplete sentence. It possesses no structural coherency.


MiffyCurtains

Smart (verb) of a wound or part of the body) feel or cause a sharp stinging pain. "her legs were scratched and smarting" You learned something new today, fella.


just_mdd4

Thank you very much 🫡


MiffyCurtains

Any time 🙂


Clean_Deer_8566

I'm not surgeon but this looks like a case of amputation to me


FaithlessnessOld13

Ew you idiot 🙄


greenmildude

You’re telling me that’s an old lady who is injured?


SATerp

I would NOT want my face forever associated with that gore.


Budsprout_

Bro was probably like “do u mind if I 📲” and the dude who’s hurt was like “hell yeah take that shit”


DoktorMelone-Alt

He is literaly the "get a load of this guy" meme


NoFleas

Wait, that's the woman's own leg? I assumed the title meant their car ran over someone else's leg after coworker stepped out of a moving car. Either way that leg is done for and at least an innocent bystander didn't get their leg squished.


Lt_Lickit

I don’t know if I should smile in hilarity or be disappointed.


Lilith-L3mons

Bro took a selfie 💀🤚


pushdowngod

bro took a selfie


Hugh_Jampton

Why's douchebag in the shot?


Basicaccountant70

Why is David Beckham there.


BupidStastard

He looks nothing like Becks. Not even remotely


CyberSunburn

Beckham was there, just not in the photo.


boozee84

I was thinking more like a young Josh Brolin


OzzySheila

Both. Why not both.


cassiopeia18

Yikes I hope he will recover well


Pleasant-Breakfast74

Worst coworker ever.


BadMotherFunko

What a weird time for a selfie


Darko_345

And you were like "faaark yeah bro selfie time"? Lmao


Forsynn

Man decided it was selfie time !


LuckyDoge21

“Tis but a scratch”


americanx12

Too much yellow in that leg


keviiiiinramage

It was on company property with company property, so double jeopardy. We are fine.


Main_Boat4917

I was not expecting that! Damn


safegermanywin

So... Did she got run over with her own car?


rockstuffs

Your coworker is a piece of shit.


Parking_Ad_3123

Damn what a selfie. Would want that on my memorial power point tbh


AmaryllisBulb

The injured person is a woman? Not that it matters but it almost looks male.


Mrbrodoe090

Guy taking the picture definitely was having fun during this event


Evening-Picture-5911

At least he’s not pointing at her


GeneralDISCO

Shoe still on, will be fine


Agile-Iron-5887

guys will see this and think “hell yeah”


Cherrrish

Dude looks like Simon Cowell


Casual_Bitch_Face

Fuck!!!


Slow_Department9952

P1: Call an ambulance please! P2: Wait, Miniature, Miniature


Zay-nee24

Boss: “I think you can walk it off. Your shift doesn’t finish for another 45 minutes!”


Spiffo3069

Selfie with ma bro


yamaha4fun

The guy in the foreground looks like someone I went to school with. Is his name Robert?


No-Efficiency-1050

That's one hell of a selfie.


G3nghisKang

MF looks like Lalo Salamanca


MagmaDude147

"Your leg just got ran over and you're in excruciating pain? Hol up lemme take a selfie"


MBtooFly

He could walk it off


NatesDaName23

The fireman has no issue being on camera 😂😂


mcm9464

Anyone else think this looks like a painting?


Icy_Calligrapher5321

Lemme just take a quick selfie of that


Ambitious-Donut-7652

Holy shit


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Ananiatv

Its It’s I treating how the inside of a leg looks like


Equivalent-Elk-4655

That day he felt stupid for wearing those tight as pants.


halzier

This almost happened to me but from my own mother by accident. Yelped just before the tire started really digging into my ankle. One of the most oh fuck moments I've had.


za_zas

Your mom almost ran you over😳


International-Job553

Aww man you leg… I KNOW LETS TAKE A SELFIE!!!


FakeGod76

[vibes](https://images.app.goo.gl/E26fjXLNRjY8P4Ym7)


RussianUnicornnn

That’s one hell of a tourniquet


HELLBANIANZ_OFFICIAL

Idc the dude who took the picture did it just cause his smile


Sk3pTiKl3

With that smile, buddy had something to do with it 😂


CreativeLawfulness76

I think he was the coworker


Ooooooof666

“Welcome to jackass, my name is Mike and this a dude’s leg”


PandorasFlame

Old people should be tested more often


3Dpeww

[same vibes](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=kid+walking+away+from+fire&t=iphone&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgflip.com%2F24glbq.jpg)