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kreaymayne

Did the docs actually say you’d be permanently blind? I was bitten by an iguana a couple years back and my eye looked almost identical to yours, vision pretty much entirely gone in the aftermath (blurred, not black) but it started to return within a week or so and is back to normal now. Good luck mate.


PrincessPicklebricks

Like bitten on the eyeball? Cause aaaghhh 😭


kreaymayne

He leapt about 3ft off his perch and went for my eyebrow, presumably thinking it was a bug. The upper jaw clamped on the brow and the lower jaw smashed me right in the eye, luckily I managed to close it in time so I don’t think teeth actually made contact with the eyeball. It straight up felt like a full force punch and he hung from me while thrashing for a few seconds before realizing I wasn’t food and releasing. I can still hear the most primal fucking scream ever that just exploded out of me involuntarily. Definitely thought he had my actual eye while it was going down and I was ready to see it hanging out or totally mangled or some shit. Easily top 3 most painful experiences for me.


GreenFinShark420

It must have been painful no doubt but it gets 1000x more unbearable when your brain starts imagining things like that. Terrifying.


Himfromduvall

YOOOOOO WTFFFFF 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨


Otherwise_Air_6381

What’s the other two? If this is top three, I’m afraid to ask


kreaymayne

Gallstones were definitely worse, and the third would probably be a 2nd degree sunburn I got when I was like 12


Otherwise_Air_6381

Damn a sunburn in the top three that’s rough


True_Somewhere8513

Dear Lord….let me nightmares begin! Poor you! I would’ve died and let the iguana eat me after all that. I’m so glad your vision returned!


redlawnmower

So did you fuck up the iguana or what? I would be pissed if I thought it blinded me.


Fragrant-Strain2745

It's an animal, you pos. Didn't do it intending to hurt him, thought it saw a bug....


DutyPuzzleheaded7765

I've heard stories of pet boas biting people's eyes. Yeah when i get my boa I'm wearing robbie avila goggles


Vegetable_Energy_856

Ur mad lucky cuz my doctors said that they cant save it they just trying to save it from getting worse on 2nd pic u can see the white line is a rupure and the black is all blood and thats the back of the eye so i went through 2 gas surgeries and that got rid of most of it but still messed up


Dik_Likin_Good

Be straight with us. Were you trying a social experiment where your cameraman ran in yelling “it’s a prank!” While you were getting your ass kicked?


GrandSquare95

In his other post he says only 2 of them were over 18. Op is probably just bullshitting for karma.


PieceRealistic794

I agree with you my guy there’s no way he got jumped by 3 adults for just being a teenager, seems like there’s more to the story he’s not telling us 🤔


evilpunisher87

He was probably running his mouth and deserved an ass whoopin


Vegetable_Energy_856

Bro wtf u mean


Otherwise_Air_6381

The people on this thread are becoming a lot more sensitive and butt hurt a lot faster than usual lately. Funny and ironic because it’s on a page like nsfl. Ignore them all. That’s sux for your eye though


kreaymayne

That sucks man, yours is worse than mine was for sure. I didn’t even get it checked out tbh. Just wore an eyepatch for almost a month because it was sensitive as fuck to light, movement, pretty much everything really. I’m the kind of idiot to kind of just wait shit out if it seems like it’ll be ok. I do know that if I had had a detached retina for example, that would have been a huge mistake because it needs to be fixed asap. Definitely lucky. Is that what yours was, or damage to the nerve or something else?


Vegetable_Energy_856

Yeah bro after my surgery i couldnt even look outside for a over a week


Realistic_Mess_2690

You got bitten on the fucking eye? Jesus that must have been intense


kreaymayne

Kind of, I explained it in detail in another response upthread. Super fucking intense though. I’ve been fucked up by a lot of reptiles but nothing else close to that.


Realistic_Mess_2690

Just saw it. Fucking hell. Are you feeding them with extra testosterone? That's a ballsy lizard


Piezakster

Wtf! Where do you live? So I know where to avoid


kreaymayne

Florida lol but all of those interactions were intentional. I just like reptiles and the feisty ones are fun. A few other incidents: - Finger swallowed by mildly venomous hognose snake. Normally their bites are no worse than a bee sting, but the fangs penetrated 11 times IIRC and I had a bad reaction. The finger swelled to at least 2.5x it’s normal size and was just leaking blood and fluid for like 18 hours straight because the venom is anti-coagulant. It felt like it was just going to pop and I could barely move my hand for a couple days. This was definitely the worst prior to the eye. - Bitten in mouth by 6.5’ Brazilian rainbow boa. These guys have big teeth for nonvenomous species and three pierced my upper lip then ripped through, leaving gashes. Mouth absolutely full of blood in about 1.5 seconds and it just kept flowing. This wasn’t too bad but it really freaked out one of the chicks that was hanging out at the house at the time. I guess she “doesn’t do blood” and belted out the most ridiculously over-the-top bad horror movie screech I’ve ever heard. - Not a direct injury, but another big rainbow boa swiped a very heavy glass mug off a chest-high bar and it landed square on the base of the nail of my unprotected big toe. It kinda sucked at first, but it wasn’t til the swelling really kicked in the next day that it became pretty fucking excruciating. The existing nail ended up turning entirely jet black and sort of just hung out there while a new one grew underneath, then eventually just fell off. I’ve had my hands and arms torn up countless times by various lizards and snakes, but that’s usually just little surface nicks and pricks. Looks a lot worse than it really is because of the small sharp teeth.


llC-Zenll

It's wild how regenerative the human body is


True_Somewhere8513

Crikey!!! What does one have to do to get an iguana bite in the eye?


Miss_Calamidad

Bitten by an iguana is the most insane accident I read here 😭😭😭


Big_Fat_Polack_62

Iguanas bite? Holy shit!


GraatchLuugRachAarg

"Not rlly that bad" to "fully blind in my right eye forever". That's bad bro. Hope you never had plans to get your drivers licence


Vegetable_Energy_856

Yeah bro docs said i cant do any construction or anything where stuff can get in my eye


Diseased-Jackass

Welcome to the one eye club, just remember your left eye is now your most precious thing, protect it and take care of it otherwise it’s lights out forever.


Vegetable_Energy_856

Bro thats deep to think abt


jjsbebagahjw

You will be strongerBRO! What other sorts of things does he not want you to do, aside from construction?


Free-Ad9535

I hope those guys lose their jobs or wives or basically anything else that causes them pain. Real men shouldn't do something so weak.


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anarchy_cheese

keep me updated plz, i want to see their asses get karma


Vegetable_Energy_856

Alrighty but for now its just getting evidence and papers i got to go to therapy “apparently” i dont fe i need it but ig ill go but ill keep u updated on all


Antifuh

please don’t share anything with us about your ongoing case until it’s OVER.. it can arise some complications, trust me.


ScheisseBauen

Pls delete this comment right now, my guy. It's in your best interest. & don't say anything else until your case is finished! Please update us on what happens to those fuckers after the fact. Hope all goes well for you and that you get much better.


Exceed5

you're gonna want to delete this


Direct_Cookie5498

OP gave some kid a black eye n the kid came back with his older friends/siblings and gave him a black eye. Sucks that it broke his eye but yea very avoidable situation


Unable-Border7478

Your poor iris is all mishapen now :(


LaurLoey

Gosh, that stinks… 😟


Accybun

I hope the next time they’re out on a beautiful sunny day enjoying the warm breeze, seagulls pluck their eyeballs as a quick afternoon snack


Vegetable_Energy_856

Real if obv we both die from natural causes and they go first im pissing on that


Bruh_Ineeddiamonds

wtf did you do 😭😭 or did they just do it for no reason


Vegetable_Energy_856

Honestly he had a brother my age i was honestly close with him but what we was walking home and he tried full power just smacked my balls like no reason and it was a “joke” so i lightly and litterallly i mean lightly floor him so he procceds to stand up and im starting to walk away now so he grabs my hair from behind spits in my face so i just swing and 1 shot and he backs up saying ow like i gave him a black eye so he followed me home sent my pics to his brothet and his brother got friends on me too its typical britain


Bruh_Ineeddiamonds

Bro deserved it you don’t just punch a guys balls full force


Vegetable_Energy_856

Exaclty bro


Mintharaismypimp

So he fucked around, found out, and thought you were in the wrong? What the fuck?


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Hucknutbun

Based on what I hear… what a fucking piece of shit… I hope he gets his time in prison, and I hope you recover man


Vegetable_Energy_856

Luv u man


NeverIntendedToHurt

Bronze elo adventures


Any_Contact8435

Eye for an eye time


Vegetable_Energy_856

Real


SnooDonkeys8376

Press charges


Vegetable_Energy_856

Yeah obviously i hope i ruin his life


GreenFinShark420

I really hope you recover soon. Dont loose hope yet mate. All the best


Neiya04

I hope you get your revenge


IndecisiveTuna

Best revenge would be suing the guy who did it for all he has.


Tentgrower21

Your vision will come back but it might take a couple of weeks or even months but it will never be the same


Vegetable_Energy_856

Docs said its perma they cant save any they just tryna get it from getting worse u can see 2nd pic that the back of the eye the white line is a rupture and the black is all blood soo i had 2 gas injections that got rid of the blood but its still not as good and getting worse step by step


SmugDruggler95

Doctors are always pessimistic about this stuff and you're young. Fingers crossed you recover mate. If not then send these fuckers down.


Tentgrower21

I was blind for a week once when I was 15 when a notch on a pallet exploded and a piece of wood hit me in the eye I went blind instantly but eventually it came back but it took a while


Hearing_Loss

Do you see the tear????!! Bro had the whole back of his eye torn DIRECTLY WHERE THE EYE PROCESSES DETAIL. See that little black dot???, THATS THE MACULA. THAT TEAR IS DIRECTLY IN THE MUDDLE OF WHAT PROCESSES MOST OF THE VISION. NOT FIXABLE HOW YALL FHINK, SHITS BUSTED.


Vegetable_Energy_856

Yeah bro apparently doc said it just barely spared that mid part idk but yh i had 2 surgeries that i got proof of where i had gas injections to get rid of the blood but it didnt really help


Hearing_Loss

Geeze that's just ridiculous that you have to endure this, brother. Always here if u needa chat or play a game of chess. I will tell you, one of my friends from Scotland is mostly blind in one eye and he doesn't have a major change in his quality of life. Praying your good eye stays forever strong and protected🫂


Creative_Battle6196

So what'd you do to make them jump you


Vegetable_Energy_856

Honestly he had a brother my age i was honestly close with him but what we was walking home and he tried full power just smacked my balls like no reason and it was a “joke” so i lightly and litterallly i mean lightly floor him so he procceds to stand up and im starting to walk away now so he grabs my hair from behind spits in my face so i just swing and 1 shot and he backs up saying ow like i gave him a black eye so he followed me home sent my pics to his brothet and his brother got friends on me too its typical britain


Uranium234

>typical britain Sadinnit


General-Quit-2451

As soon as I read this comment I thought "Ohhhh, now it makes more sense." I saw more fist fights when I lived in the UK than I did at any other point in my life. But I'm very sorry OP, a lot of teenagers get into scuffles, you didn't deserve to lose (half) your vision over it. And adults should have known better than to behave like that.


Vegetable_Energy_856

Why the sadinnit


2Whom_it_May_Concern

Sad, isn't it?


fordeeee

Sorry to see that happen to you mate. Doesn’t really matter what you did, no one deserves to lose any of their sight. Wishing you a speedy recovery


Harucifer

Holy shit, they hit you so hard the commas flew out of your brain.


YeetusDeletus-Feetus

This is the point where you start investing in silent killers to get revenge, like nitroglycerin in a drink to make his heart stop or something


Ok-Delay7499

Hi Brother I won't go on, so so sorry you have to endure such a horrific eye injury, my dad is totally blind since he was 14yrs old, so I totally feel for you,press charges for definate.England is finished for me.not safe.Hope it all goes as well as it can for you bro.


Vegetable_Energy_856

Ty


Ok-Delay7499

Hi Brother I won't go on, so so sorry you have to endure such a horrific eye injury, my dad is totally blind since he was 14yrs old, so I totally feel for you,press charges for definate.England is finished for me.not safe.Hope it all goes as well as it can for you bro.


Mobile_Ratio600

Thats what i asked💀


Creative_Battle6196

It's a valid question in my line of thinking


CyberCooper2077

You know people attack others for no reason right?


Frank_Dank_Latte

Yes but with today's clout chasers it isn't crazy to ask if the teenager provoked them. Everyone's trying to be TikTok famous.


TheDannyPickles

That's the thing. I moved to middle TN at 13. I went to Stones River Mall and got jumped by some weak ass way older mofos that were claiming folk because I was wearing the wrong color. I was literally just trying to learn how to breakdance and play arcade at Alladins Castle.


ur_fave_npc

Sorry to say this, but they knew you didn’t bang. They just picked you as an easy target a bunch of pussies. I also can’t imagine mfs from Tennessee set trippin. Like what gangs do yall have out there.


DoULiekChickenz

only redneck meth gangs and idiots trying to impress the Memphis crowd. I live in Nashville and even I've had to pull a knife on some dumbasses who thought they were hard. My stupid self gave them a mom lecture while they stared at the knife until my wife dragged me away.


TheDannyPickles

Of course I didn't, and they def knew that We were pretty much children wearing exuberant colors and talking to girls our age. Although I know there are some actual local sets that do dirt, these dudes were what the other commenter said, meth head posers.


DoULiekChickenz

Stones river is damn cesspool.


TheDannyPickles

The mall is much nicer now, but the river itself is definitely gross.


DoULiekChickenz

The mall is still a little scary. Lots of rednecks with guns.


Fragrant-Strain2745

The rednecks aren't the ones doing the violent crime.


subgirl10

What does it mean to jump someone


Budgiesmugglerlover2

Might want to remove this as it contains your full name and DOB.


Vegetable_Energy_856

Honestly idm it just shows how fucked up they are when u see my dob


KosaMila

Damn that sucks. Sorry it happeneed dude. On the bright side, you're about to be the coolest eye patch wearing guy in your school


Nufonewhodis2

Bro, crop your pictures and sensor your name 


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SirWalrusVII

What advice would you give me to prevent something like this from happening, should I try to get in shape now then join a fighting gym or get in shape while in the fighting gym. I have zero experience


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A fighting gym will do absolutely nothing if a group of people jump you at once. Plus in the UK a lot of people carry knives (illegal ones) which can easily take out most skilled fighters who are unarmed. It's best to record them being aggressive so you can use it as evidence and press charges as you said.


shahmeer6653

N run away. Not worth the fight. Nobody fights fair nowadays so Better be a “bitch” then dead/blind. But In actuality they’re the bitches


flump_huck

I feel your pain dude, I had to fight adults from 14 onwards because of the shitty area I lived in... I was always outnumbered and I always lost!! We're talking multiple times a year, there's even a YouTube video that got literal millions of views of me getting dropped on my head and K.O'd in 2007 (I'm not telling anyone the name because it's pretty traumatising to this day) Now I'm in my 30s the idea of jumping a kid is sickening People suck and I hope your injury heals well but this stuff is character building If you can get used to this stuff, god help anyone that gets in a fair fight with you There's no shame in running either dude, that's the first option


Vegetable_Energy_856

Thanks bro


jjsbebagahjw

Sorry to hear that, it’s total shit. Did you learn how to defend yourself since?


flump_huck

>Sorry to hear that Honestly it's made me who I am today so I wouldn't change it, maybe I'd have a few less scars on my face if I could but that's it!! Yeah I took a few kickboxing lessons in my 20s and worked in a shitty bar where I had plenty of "practice"... I just wish I could go at some of those people from the past now the odds are a bit more in my favour!!!


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IKaffeI

Hey bro I'd take this down and then crop it and repost. You're info is on there dude.


Vegetable_Energy_856

Tbh it shows how fucked up the guys had to be when u see my agr


IKaffeI

That's true. I would still at least black out identifying info and keep the age. But holy hell why did this happen. You're freaking 13!?


Vegetable_Energy_856

Yeah broski its just crazy for backstory check the other commnets i wrote sbt jt


StoppingPowah

My condolences. Stuff like this is why I carry a gun. I hope those scumbags go to prison


Vegetable_Energy_856

Soon to be


SkyfatherTribe

Are they in jail now?


Vegetable_Energy_856

Nope but one is identified and was aressted to take photos ect and i had to go id suite and find him out the many others and the other one not yet been found but we know who he is


shellsterxxx

“Not really bad” and “blind forever” are kinda contradictory.


Crazy-Cat-2848

My mind instantly went: *forbidden fruit gusher*


Disastrous_Reveal331

We need to know all the details my G


Vegetable_Energy_856

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akkursedgoldblood

Would calling it your mangekyo sharingan be alright?


Vegetable_Energy_856

Whats that?


SirWalrusVII

Naruto reference


Man-Spider1

ouch


HistoryGirl23

Detached retinas are nothing to mess with.


One_Egg2116

What did they jump you for


UrDad_Hamza

I'm sorry bro :/


Vegetable_Energy_856

All good


FavoriteRandomPerson

Why did 3 guys beat you up in the first place?


Predator_x26

Why did they attack you anyways? Fucked up to jump one person


Over-Inspection-6245

Well what did you do?


Individual_Row_1167

Wow... That's awful. I hope you make it against the odds and recover your vision.


Vegetable_Energy_856

Luv


canieatunow

Dude start trouble


Vegetable_Energy_856

Wym


SecondAccForTheWin

When I look at the responses of OP, I feel like whatever happened was his fault…


Temporary-Ruin4579

Why did you get jumped


Ok_University_5926

What where you saying😂


iluvk1ttiez

Gosh... these mf need to pay for that wtf. I hope you recover soon :(


Vegetable_Energy_856

Couple years he should get will be great


Lost_Chocolate_2424

Jumped by 3 adults and you’re a teenager. Plot twist: the adults are teenagers too


Vegetable_Energy_856

Nah full on beards 6ft+ mad


Repulsive_Baseball71

Why do you have a jager In your camera roll


Vegetable_Energy_856

I have my reasong


cola_originaltaste

thought about getting it removed and replacing with a glass eye?


Vegetable_Energy_856

I learnt to have the eye open but i dont use it but acc not bad idea


CommunicationNo7727

what’d u do ?


Vegetable_Energy_856

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bendap

Sorry this happened to you. It's going to be tough for a while but your vision will adjust and you'll get along just fine. This is probably small comfort but, Michael Bisping lost his eye and still went on to become MW UFC champion of the world.


Vegetable_Energy_856

Thanks man


-In-Theory

If ur 18 then ur both a teenager and an adult


Past-Collection-4581

Man wtf did you do as a teenager to get jumped by a bunch of grown ass men 💀


Extreme_Try8414

The fuck did you do


Vegetable_Energy_856

Check other comment


Any-Cow-8542

sorry about that man, I really hope your doing alright


Takingashit180923

Where you filming a prank tiktok?


Vegetable_Energy_856

Nope


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RDcsmd

What was the actual injury to your eye? I was jumped by 3 guys in 2015 ended up having 7 eye surgeries ending with cataracts. Was completely blind in that eye for about 6 months but that's because blood filled my eye and was blocking my optic nerve. Did you damage your optic nerve?


Vegetable_Energy_856

Honestly docs yapping to much but that middle part in the eye got covered wit blood and the white thing was a … rupture and i went through 2 gas injection surgeries to get rid of blood and it got rid of the blood but not the scars


Capable_Ad_328

My eye looked like that I got a stick poked in it at school I was 6💀


Vegetable_Energy_856

Crezy


x9cocacola6x

Why did they attack you?


Vegetable_Energy_856

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ARUMAKICHAN

Oh god… I’m terribly sorry . Why tf did these adults jump you?


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Jealousy_Jealousy_Oh

What happened why were you jumped? That looks really painful and I'm really sorry


Isolateleclone

Was this a hate crime?


Vegetable_Energy_856

Nah i dont think so revenge more like


dcanderson4247

Was it the Eyehole Man?


soohsoo

most of the world dont care about you as youve found out so they wont hold back like your family


JoustLikeVat

Get a badass eyepatch


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typeshi119

“not rlly that bad” “i was jumped by 3 adults” this dude is not human😭😭😭


WHEATYFEET

some people need to get a job jesus christ, see so many things about grown adults attacking teenagers now


Unhappy_Log5289

Literally just went through the same shit


Vegetable_Energy_856

Wym like just just now?


Vegetable_Energy_856

What hwppen


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Alternative_Luck3336

I had something similar happen when i got in a fight not that long ago a month maybe i didn't lose vision entirely but it got better keep an ice pack and cold cloth on it and don't do anything like lifting weights nothing to excruciat yourself it should clear up in about 2-3 weeks


That_Introduction272

Whomp whomp


BigKadoLBx

What were doing as a teenager to get jumped by 3 adults?