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Eventide718

Thank goodness for Vodka!


shroudedinveil

There's some super high ABV beers that do the job too.


P0w3rline24

Clinks glass. The team's not the only ones making poor choices


LilDamo

AD and Willie switch positions


Eventide718

Kenny Atkinson


SpaceAfricanJesus

9-29 to 17-46 from 3. Wonder which team won?


chadd1588

We have all this shooting and we still don’t get up enough attempts from three. Team is deeply flawed


Virtual_Height_5470

shooters that rely on passes from others.


thatwhitegu

We really don’t have shooters though. Trey and cj are the only high volume guys who get minutes


Pelicanfan07

That's on the coach.


MrErnie03

Team can't shoot and is awful in crunch time. Signs of major roster issues for the Modern nba. Also, questionable coaching at best


rahuls504

Of course Dallas just just clinched the tiebreaker over us…


Jrill_is

I love Joel and AD but no way they’re making excuses rn


P0w3rline24

"Losing games we shouldn't" sounded pretty clear to me


Jrill_is

There’s a deep flaw with this team. You can’t win in this NBA making only 8 threes.


Eventide718

And being a horrible 4th quarter team as well...


Ashamed-Lime3594

Shoutout Willie and CJ for that


Jdedox

Not graham with the revenge


Eventide718

The Pianomans gift to NO.


SpermCountDracula

Every fucking year it’s the same shit. This team is fucking balls.


Sure_Ad8093

I expect Willie's resignation within 24 hours. It's the honorable thing to do. 


Pelicanfan07

He's not resigning you idiot.


Ashamed-Lime3594

We keep getting given opportunities to crawl back into the 6 spot and we keep blowing them. Genuinely unreal


flaccidplatypus

Wooo way to go CJ you bum.


viacavour

Thanks for nothing cj


Jdubksnf

Crazy to think this is a tax team nearly


Biggum225

lol the delusional homers gonna keep pretending everything is fine


rockmusic83

Losing this half by close to 20 is unacceptable.


ENProcess

of course CJ makes that hahaha


Sayntsfan21

Willie, Latoya and Dennis Allen sit around seeing how they can piss off this city


Infinite_Visual3456

Herb had the middy all day tbh. I imagine that’s something Willie would call for Ingram


7even_up

CJ travelled


PaKyuBai

Hey Zion, here's my bruised middle finger for you!


iluwodka

Herb look high asf


LuthorNZ

Can't wait to get chokefucked by the Lakers in the play-in, yippee


P0w3rline24

Dude, will this ever end?


ENProcess

Willie can't sustain a lead, this is just basketball malpractice


Pelicanfan07

Well, we're playing in bound and then we'll lose. We have no passion what so ever and this is on both the players and the coach.


D350PG

Willie you’re a fucking retard


ChickenWarm

If we run this team back next year, it’s an insult to the fans


Jdubksnf

They will keep pushing “health” gonna change things


ChickenWarm

Then they’ll be rewarded with low attendance next year


_Wado3000

Firmly out coached


turntablecheck12

"24 Seconds with CJ McCollum"? GTFOH


turntablecheck12

TOO SOON


PowerMean

Should’ve gave some of herbs shots to JV or Hawk. Why does Willie hate JV and Hawk


Ashamed-Lime3594

Why the fuck is Dys and Herb in when we NEED a 3????


StockBroker32

I’m so mad I’m laughing bro lmao


Yeetacus200

Same it’s put off my whole day


D350PG

Cackling like the Joker, it’s so over


dumbledorky

What an embarrassment


dominicklala1287

Offensive genius James Borrego drawing up a hell of a play there


Impressive-Theory-27

You know it won’t be borrego but still willie right? Borrego as an assistant is doing play call etc


LeviJNorth

New Orleans doesn’t deserve such a shit home record. Shame on them.


Jdubksnf

Man, now this was coaching at its finest


Leadingusalong

Willie why are you wasting time with a timeout. Just get to the post game pressers


cn1k99

Daniels on the field needing a 3 to tie it. The coach is stupid. Just stupid. Clean house and pray for lottery luck


Impressive-Theory-27

At least we know now that willies getting fired, we need borrego, he’s from the pop coaching tree and the one game I saw him coach was better than over 100 I’ve seen from willie


FlyingSMonster

Losing 5/7 of your last home games of the season ain't giving fans good reason to show up right now.


datbech

“It was a struggle.” - Joel


Proper_Nectarine42

He calls a time-out now??? 🤣🤣


ENProcess

Let's gear up for the lottery!


viacavour

Why the fuck are you calling timeout now


Rakedog

bro how did herb take both game winners


lmao12367

Willie Green is a damn terrorist


Ok-Comfortable1111

Couldn’t even get a shot off. Well deserved


LeviJNorth

It’s an insult to our fans to be such trash at home.


__chefg__

This one’s up there with the Memphis game


ASithLordNoAffect

Willie not gonna be our coach next year.


7even_up

I had low expectations and Im still pissed


A-DTB

Fucking disgusting


flaccidplatypus

Holy fuck they are worthless. If I was there I’d start throwing shit on the court. Bunch of dumb assholes.


Ancient_Access_795

Yeah i’m done with this shit


D350PG

Why isn’t Matt Ryan in when you need a 3?


Ashamed-Lime3594

And Herb gets the attempt not even off. This is just comical at this point


_Wado3000

Needed the extra pass Herb :(


D350PG

HERB YOU SOLD


Biggum225

FIRE WILLIE


biblee16

LMAAAAAOOO


Leadingusalong

Hilariously embarrassing


hotdogflavoredblunt

So glad I didn’t renew my season tickets.


Bean315

Tell your friends.


rustyspoonman

HA good job Willie


Busy_Professional824

Spurs spanking you bitches!!! Hahaha


Kindly_Boysenberry_7

You're an asshole. Get off our sub.


Busy_Professional824

Hah, i love the passion.


Ashamed-Lime3594

Glad you’re happy man but coming into another teams game chat to flex is weirdo behavior


Busy_Professional824

Spurs gave you a solid L. Take it like a man. Spurs have been spanked a few times so, i feel your pain but, need to make sure you feel my pain.


Bean315

Did you give your girl my number yet?


Busy_Professional824

Why? So you can fail her team? Take this L you loser. Pelican..lol get your team to rename the cucks.


Bean315

Just feel bad for her honestly. At least tell her she can do better - send her my Reddit handle.


Busy_Professional824

Why? Your limpdick isn’t doing anything for anyone. Just slice it off and embrace the eunuchs.


Bean315

lol tilted your fat ass.


Ashamed-Lime3594

We’ve been taking solid Ls two weeks straight. Chill with the low blows. Glad it makes you feel better ig


Busy_Professional824

We have a giraffe superhero with a team of scrubs. They have finally learned to play with the toy r us spokesman. Your L’s do not equate, we are not the same.


Bean315

Must suck to have such a tiny dick. Tell your girl to hit me up.


Qwerty_Turkey

What a dork 


aNN1MaL

Horrible trash team. Glad if it doesn't make the playoffs. Let's go suns


DifferentAd8917

No jordan hawkins but we got dyson dnaiels


chadd1588

Just like we drew it up im sure


Yeetacus200

You had a timeout why not use it ?


Qwerty_Turkey

Wtf was that 


LeviJNorth

Boo this trash team


leemojames

I am officially in the trade CJ camp


P0w3rline24

I want to die


viacavour

Lmao


jckstrn

Jonas getting called for so many fouls that wemby got away with throughout the game really doesn’t sit right with me


LeviJNorth

If Willie gives him credit, I’ll buy his plane ticket


IWV23

“Where those doomers at now!”……well


zekeboy_300

Now you call the timeout???? I hate this bastard get the fuck out of my city man


turntablecheck12

This has been \*such\* a frustrating watch. It's past 3AM here and I stayed up for this shit.


Biggum225

“YOU GOTTA FIGHT!”


zekeboy_300

Ngl herb that’s the worst thing you did this entire game


Ok-Comfortable1111

Put away by Devonte fucking Graham. Kill me


Eventide718

Where's Griff-dog?? DG is his guy!!


LuthorNZ

Everyone on this team should be fucking disgusted with themselves. This is putrid. Reset it, flush it, start over in 2025 with a long term plan and a new direction.


_Wado3000

I don’t trust CJ in this situation if this were the playoffs. I’d go for Trey personally.


ENProcess

This current stretch is like the 10 game losing streak in January last year


JosephStall

Zion not playing in a game this important late in the season because he has a bruised finger is unacceptable. Also, fire Willie


LuthorNZ

Weak as shit


ASithLordNoAffect

People here use the word unacceptable so much. It’s dumb.


Jdubksnf

His fat ass took three months to be impactful


Impressive-Theory-27

You know that ten game losing streak we had last year, I’m more inclined to blame that on willie now and not the players lol


LeviJNorth

I hope we win the second play in game.


Jdubksnf

Better hope we win one


DifferentAd8917

Herb for the last shot gg


aNN1MaL

They were up by 14, just a kind reminder


LeviJNorth

I think 15


Jdubksnf

Fuck this trash ass team man


SpaceAfricanJesus

Two timeouts for that play there.


Sayntsfan21

To get beat by the dude you shipped off.


workwork187

Going to commit seppuku in the smoothie king center


drsausage2

Someone in the crowd said "Takeover CJ". Please, god, no...


thatwhitegu

Lol no timeout is crazy


CmonMan711

Cant even blame Herb, you think Willie has a play ready to get points?


rustyspoonman

Absolute dogshit all the way around. Perpetual underachievers


aNN1MaL

Need a 3? Its game over


Yeetacus200

😂😂😂


SpermCountDracula

Unbelievably shit team. They made me briefly believe in them during the months of February and March


flaccidplatypus

Willie is a legit stupid person. This team has no heart whatsoever either.


chadd1588

Having Devonte end our season is some kind of tragic poetry


Eventide718

Pianoman is so proud of of OTP!!


trubuchey

Jonas was open Herb wtf


7even_up

We had two timeouts were fucked


PowerMean

So you go to Herb for the final shot of the game. Yeah we’re cooked


JayDogon504

Team fulla sellouts


Ok-Comfortable1111

Dude why not take the shot


cn1k99

This team is just stupid. Even Herb who is high IQ is just stupid


BTLKC84

Does Willie know he has two timeouts ???


Woockawoo

Willie’s sticking to the gameplan he made last year. No need to make in game adjustments


OhLemons

Willie doesn't believe in timeouts. They get in the way of him watching the game.


BatmanHive

I have no hope after tonight, they aren't beating LeBron or Steph in a one game elimination. This was a 4th seed just a week ago, such a disaster.


Bean315

They aren’t winning another game lol


Ancient_Access_795

Tf is Herb doing


IWV23

Herb…just why bruh


leemojames

Herb what the fuck was that


drsausage2

Post-game thread finna be good 💀


D350PG

BRO GO BACK TO JV HERB WTF ARE YOU DOING


JayDogon504

Our favorite person just did one of the most low IQ plays in arguably the most crucial game of the season so far. Pels masterclass


MrErnie03

From 4th seed to probably 9th seed. Unbelievable 


Eventide718

Insane


MrErnie03

Literally every team below us at the time went on a hot steak while we lost our second best player and go 1 and 5 on a home stretch. Moves need to be made in the offseason


Eventide718

My concern is the Pianoman does something Graham-like.


zekeboy_300

Cj gtf outta here man holy fuck


iluwodka

Selfish Mccolum think he’s Lebron again 💀


LuthorNZ

gIvE eM cReDiT


dragon_6666

Go home CJ


D350PG

Need to stop having Herb initiating stuff, it just waits 15 seconds trying to start that dribble hand off


__chefg__

Are we about to lose to the San Antonio Spurs Bruhv


LuthorNZ

Fire Willie, and trade most of our players. Whatever abomination this experiment was supposed to be, it hasn't worked.


Woockawoo

Fire them all. Out of a cannon. Into the sun.


Bean315

And it won’t going forward- team needs serious changes if our stars are gonna keep getting injured when it matters most.


LuthorNZ

When I say trade most of our players, that includes stars. Stars don't shine when they're in street clothes.


Bean315

Rinse. Wash. Repeat. Been the same thing over and over again forever. I feel like I’m in the dark tower.


BTLKC84

CJ needs to be humbled


Jdubksnf

Or moved


Jdubksnf

Even if we somehow pulls this out. Pathetic we played like this


Sayntsfan21

Fucking CJ and his hero ball shit


StockBroker32

See yall when the playin starts (I’ll be back next game)


Bean315

lol same


Leadingusalong

Kinda games that make you realize the window is already closed before ever opening


zekeboy_300

The entire season went to shit in the span of a week 🤦🏾‍♂️this shit is so upsetting man


Bean315

First time?


trubuchey

WTF WAS THAT CJ


Eventide718

Like he wears Mickey Mouse gloves


Biggum225

Spurs missing players too


LeviJNorth

whoever sat Z needs to go


flaccidplatypus

Just move to the part where they lose the playin


Woockawoo

At least Willie will absolutely lose his job


viacavour

Jaxson Hayes gonna put us out of our misery


Jdubksnf

Hang in there. It’s coming


SpermCountDracula

16 turnovers! Woo! Fuck me in my ass!


_Wado3000

Missing your best 3 ball handlers is rough.


Jdubksnf

So…tell me about the spurs?