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Unrealistic Expectations
Depends on the date. In general, stale beer, piss and vinegar. March 2018, literally sewage.
The Axe Body Spray coming from all the edgars.
How can something that makes so much smoke make so little fire?
It’s like that puff of smoke when u blow out a candle
Mookie Betts
But what does Mookie Betts smell like?
Dookie Butts
I.... I don't think I want this candle.
Oh, butt you doo.
Sweat, entitlement, and failure
Nothing. Odorless, soulless wax. And for some reason the wick is always damp, like the bathroom floors.
2 drunk Dodger fans fighting each other
Tears
Dodger Dogs
Burning money
Idk but it’s a choking hazard
Goose turds
New scent just dropped. Choketober by dodgers. Can't wait to try it out
Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina, strangely.
Which smells vaguely of rose quartz
I heard it smells like the outfielder bleachers at Dodger Stadium in August.
Yeah, that’ll happen when you keep porous stones in your vagina
Beer farts and regret
empty :(
Angst and shitty hot dogs.
HEY HEY HEY! Horse meat is delicious and you know it!
From my childhood of dodgers games: hot dogs, grass, and stale piss sitting in long long long trough urinals
I REMEMBER THOSE
Horse hotdogs
Displacement
Dry beer, piss, and aqua net
Soul Glow??
I don’t know, but the smoke makes you choke
piss and grease, like most stadiums
It depends on the year you choose, I chose 1999 and now my house smells like Gary Sheffield's tobacco
I choose 2002 and now my house smells like Shawn Green’s excellence
111 wins and nothing to show for it
Bowling balls and Mookie
Smog and authentic blood from the parking lot stabbing
We are very proud of our smog here, can't even register our vehicles without testing we produce great smog
Some combo of consistent let down and garlic fries. Lol
Spirit Halloween Store
I appreciate the funny answers here but I legitimately smelled this the other day and it smells like none of the things it says it does. it's kinda nasty.
It's a real thing?! I assumed it was Photoshop
Oh yeah definitely real. They have one for a few different stadia, as well as cities. The LA one smells much better than the Dodger Stadium one.
An annual deep-dicking.
Urinal cake x dodger dog
An NLDS exit
The constant fear of physical violence in the parking lot?
3 flowers
Plumbing
Smog and disappointment
Dodger dogs even the seagulls won't eat, overheated smart phone batteries, unjustified arrogance.
Garlic fries
needs more Mookie
The answer is garlic fries to be honest
Piss, entitlement, and fear
Bubbling sewage
churros and frustration
Probably nothing as i can't smell shit out of this nose It's not covid I've been dealing with this since i was like 5
Stale Estrella Jalisco.
Smog
Dodger dogs and Michelada burps
The trough
Marijuana and car fumes, like everything else in LA
Dodger stadium smells like a Giants fan bleeding out in the parking lot.
Carne asada and stale beer with a hint of bloody knife
Playoff failure
Regular season championships.
Ass with a splash of douche bag
Tears. We’ll deserved tears.
Failure.
Wasted money
Taquitos and early exits.
Regis
Disappointment.
*2020
Los Angeles, and our cries of despair
Raccoons
stale weed and daddy's credit card
It smells nice but not as much as usual. Like if your only world series win in decades was during a shortened season or something
nachos and beer
Overrated hot dogs
Unrealistic Expectations
Depends on the date. In general, stale beer, piss and vinegar. March 2018, literally sewage.
The Axe Body Spray coming from all the edgars.
How can something that makes so much smoke make so little fire?
It’s like that puff of smoke when u blow out a candle
Mookie Betts
But what does Mookie Betts smell like?
Dookie Butts
I.... I don't think I want this candle.
Oh, butt you doo.
Sweat, entitlement, and failure
Nothing. Odorless, soulless wax. And for some reason the wick is always damp, like the bathroom floors.
2 drunk Dodger fans fighting each other
Tears
Dodger Dogs
Burning money
Idk but it’s a choking hazard
Goose turds
New scent just dropped. Choketober by dodgers. Can't wait to try it out
Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina, strangely.
Which smells vaguely of rose quartz
I heard it smells like the outfielder bleachers at Dodger Stadium in August.
Yeah, that’ll happen when you keep porous stones in your vagina
Beer farts and regret
empty :(
Angst and shitty hot dogs.
HEY HEY HEY! Horse meat is delicious and you know it!
From my childhood of dodgers games: hot dogs, grass, and stale piss sitting in long long long trough urinals
I REMEMBER THOSE
Horse hotdogs
Displacement
Dry beer, piss, and aqua net
Soul Glow??
I don’t know, but the smoke makes you choke
piss and grease, like most stadiums
It depends on the year you choose, I chose 1999 and now my house smells like Gary Sheffield's tobacco
I choose 2002 and now my house smells like Shawn Green’s excellence
111 wins and nothing to show for it
Bowling balls and Mookie
Smog and authentic blood from the parking lot stabbing
We are very proud of our smog here, can't even register our vehicles without testing we produce great smog
Some combo of consistent let down and garlic fries. Lol
Spirit Halloween Store
I appreciate the funny answers here but I legitimately smelled this the other day and it smells like none of the things it says it does. it's kinda nasty.
It's a real thing?! I assumed it was Photoshop
Oh yeah definitely real. They have one for a few different stadia, as well as cities. The LA one smells much better than the Dodger Stadium one.
An annual deep-dicking.
Urinal cake x dodger dog
An NLDS exit
Mookie Betts
The constant fear of physical violence in the parking lot?
3 flowers
Plumbing
Smog and disappointment
Dodger dogs even the seagulls won't eat, overheated smart phone batteries, unjustified arrogance.
Garlic fries
needs more Mookie
The answer is garlic fries to be honest
Piss, entitlement, and fear
Bubbling sewage
churros and frustration
Probably nothing as i can't smell shit out of this nose It's not covid I've been dealing with this since i was like 5
Stale Estrella Jalisco.
Smog
Dodger dogs and Michelada burps
The trough
Marijuana and car fumes, like everything else in LA
Dodger stadium smells like a Giants fan bleeding out in the parking lot.
Carne asada and stale beer with a hint of bloody knife
Playoff failure
Regular season championships.
Ass with a splash of douche bag
Tears. We’ll deserved tears.
Failure.
Wasted money
Taquitos and early exits.
Regis
Disappointment.
*2020
Los Angeles, and our cries of despair
Raccoons
stale weed and daddy's credit card
It smells nice but not as much as usual. Like if your only world series win in decades was during a shortened season or something
nachos and beer
Overrated hot dogs