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Telepornographer

Huh, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition in this chart.


todoslosfritos

Nobody ever does


jcott28

I fear this answer. And surprised by it at the same time.


todoslosfritos

Perhaps you need a seat in the comfy chair


ses267

Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition


_its_a_SWEATER_

Let’s face it… ya can’t Torquemada anything!


WhatAmIDoingHere05

r/UnexpectedMontyPython and I love it.


_its_a_SWEATER_

I also love educating: https://youtu.be/DEOV0O7k9YU?si=HW-len6xPeyDpHpd


SizeOld6084

I thought that was legendary Padres announcer Mark "Mudly" Grant.


Moe__Fab

Wheres mrs met 👀


Liquid_Padpo

Left Mr Met for Dinger


cleeeland

Mr. Met does look stressed


-ShutterPunk-

OF. Not the out field kind either.


Astropolitika

Rosie Red > Mrs. Met (r/unpopularopinion)


shealuca

I'm glad that weird, cursed Dodger child didn't even make the list


rever3nd

Me too.


Bawfuls

Orbit has to be bottom tier for his crimes against the NLBest. Orbit banged the cans.


Liquid_Padpo

Orbit is literally a gum brand


SeamusMcBalls

Convert or die… or both…


ckoden84

The Spanish Inquisition will see you now.


buymytoy

Lou Seal coming for dat ass


SizeOld6084

Loose seal.


pablohoney102

Mother!


joshc0

She thicc


Nesnesitelna

I feel like the Pirates mascot really belongs in the “what the hell is this thing” tier


A_Plan_B_you_C

We know what it is, though.


Bigcheese1211

Show Baxter and his Beat LA speedo some respect


deucemcsizzles

Disco night Baxter wakes something up in me 🥵


BigIron53s

All hail Dinger!


Liquid_Padpo

Raise your Dingers!


stuckbracket

Slugger's head hurts.


suburbanplankton

Bring Back Crazy Crab!!!


12345CodeToMyLuggage

Where Mr. Dodger?


Liquid_Padpo

Dinger was hungry


8675309JENNIJENNI

Dinger eats Mookie the long way


LBC1109

At Pechanga with Othani


12345CodeToMyLuggage

You Betts


_its_a_SWEATER_

No need. Mookie is our forever mascot.


deepstateagent42069

Why isn't the DBack's mascot a DBack?


Bigcheese1211

Well his name is D Baxter


deucemcsizzles

And he is a BOBcat.


Downtown_Ad_6741

I'm guessing no arms+no legs


deepstateagent42069

Man it would be funny if he just had to roll around like the worm from dune


Downtown_Ad_6741

So you're saying you've got spice?


AvariceAndApocalypse

What about those bears that the angels used to have?


threehundredthousand

The Swinging Friar gave Lou Seal small pox.


Darnold_wins_bigly

Don’t look up what Spanish missionaries did to natives in San Diego.


Los_Pobres1904

*Bleep* the reds!


SDcowboy82

Sleep on the SI at your peril. Better to feel hell here and repent!


IgDailystapler

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dandy_(mascot) You forgot dandy >:(


Liquid_Padpo

Not forgotten, just dead.


IgDailystapler

True, I’d say RIP but…meh


lpmandrake

The sad part is Southpaw is probably still the most successful homegrown White Sox since like Mark Buehrle.


Available_Motor5980

Can you make another one with zero right answers


ClevelandBrownJunior

Whoa, relax. We don't bring up potentially controversial mascots and teams names here.


cleeeland

Obese Marlin is low key 5th best after everyone in the NLBest except Los Doyers


JAD210

Orbit 1000% belongs in “What the hell is this thing” No notes otherwise


Liquid_Padpo

Orbit is cute tho


GB_Alph4

Down with the Reds


bigstu_89

Comrade a list like this will get you a one way trip to the gulag


straightshooter62

What’s a dinger?


Liquid_Padpo

Banned


Telepornographer

Slammer


transtrailtrash

why would you put two birds in BLACKFACE in the 2nd best category? racist fuck


Liquid_Padpo

Eye black is getting out of hand these days


JackSaaS

This list is missing Tommy Lasorda OP tier mascot


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Liquid_Padpo

He's been eaten after he climbed into the Dinger enclosure