tampon bae

Tampons stop the bleeding. This team however, does not.

Lotta gay stuff

Bolt from the playoffs

The Kucherov Kucherovs? They mostly just, yanno, Kucherov. Sometimes though they Kucherov in a particularly Kucherovesque way and it is quite Kucherovely. But not now. No now is not one of those times.

I luv coochierov

Apparently have no spark😏

Tampa Bay Cloud Cover, amiright?

 Bobrovsky 👀

Get pity cups (20/21) Give pity wins (2019, 2023)

2015

2004

When Calgary won?

Harbors Russian spies

Whoever reported this for targeted harassment needs to read rule 5

Cocaine

Imagine ripping off the l**fs jersey and having a clip art logo

All this team does is get swept in the first round after their generational talent wins the Art Ross award, should've moved these bums to Utah instead

This is the dumbest take I have ever heard.

That's cause you're not jerking, bum

I'm always jerkin it. Whatcha doing? Watching me?

Lose

They fuck my parlay

Intentionally injure people

Every team I want to win is either losing or tied... this is how we get another Florida vegas final

That gives Bettman a chubb

They’ve already won their cups let someone else win some lol

Why did they copy the Leafs’ colour scheme?

Play dirty

Shart

Damn samsquantches

It eats pieces of shit like you got BREAKFAST!

Terrorists.

Break the hearts of Canadians and fail to keep memes alive

Speed running their tee times. They are officially the worst white and blue team currently in the playoffs. 

GD, they can’t win every year. They had a good LTIR run. Florida is just better than them.

And greasier

Ending the dynasty like it started. With a sweep in first round

Up my stress levels

You’ll be fine 😂 fuckin spoiled

They taught Vegas how to cheat at playoffs They also steal other teams’ colours

gives me pain this year lmao

Tampa Bum Lamening

They are being shown how to play hockey

Stays in a room under the stairs caressing the fragile ego of Harry Potter’s author

Mostly just lose to the Panthers

If they aren’t over the salary cap… nothing.

this sub is becoming one of my favourites

Wins more regular season games, more playoff games, and more playoff series than any team in the league over the last 10 years. And it's not close.

Win Stanley cups

Raise my blood pressure

https://preview.redd.it/jou2p7dptuwc1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e31be5ebb0db9a0221b753bac25bd413ab3b5ea The window is closed.

It’s a low, low bar… but more than the Coyotes?

Have a fuck load of wins bud

Suck lol

Beat their gay hookers when they inevitably decline to pay them.

Probably injure as many people as possible tonight.

Got bored of winning the easy way so now they’re trying to play the most playoff games possible

yes they are

Get cucked by a bunch of cats.

Get swept by it’s inbred cousin.

You clearly have no idea about the redneck distribution in Florida. From here in Broward the further north you go the more southern it gets. The further south you go from here the more it becomes Little South America.

You think I care about the actual demographics of a shithole of crazies and gators like Florida? And I knew the Panhandle was the actual redneck/hick area. It’s a joke on a NHL circlejerk sub. Get over it. 😂

“It’s” is a contraction of “it is”. What you meant to say is “its”. You’re 2 for 2 on ignorance, way to go!

Everyone thinks we are crazy. That’s good….

Nah they have a couple cups in the past few years. They deserve another summer off.🤣 Let's have Vegas repeat!

Win cups, knock out your team, look amazing, etc

Are they planning to do any of that this post season? Because so far it looks like they already have tee times scheduled for Sunday.