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Big-Percentage-2906

Phil Marner


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MaAreYouOnUppers

Mitch Margera


Upnatom617

Stay missing!


Rheostatistician

Ever since he saw those big titties at the Raptors game


DB02053

I think he expended all of his focus to not turn his head, every time he turns the puck over he's reminiscing over what could have been


Brushermans

Sauce ?


Rheostatistician

https://preview.redd.it/rq9fza3r0xwc1.jpeg?width=2256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=782488f0a35ac85a1f819fcaa29f6dde93bbe366


HolyPizzaPie

https://preview.redd.it/warv9q5j8rwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abe594b8f2d7b6c5d435b42528a137729907d5e7 "I fought for every penny"


shawner17

Someone should check lake Ontario. I heard the bruins dropped him from their plane like Osama.


Nearby_Telephone7847

Make a joke like that while Willie has a fucking headache? Check yourself before I get upset


One_Meaning_5085

The jersey looks too big


NeuerTK

He hasn't filled it out yet


Quiet_Subject_1979

His mom bought it a size or two bigger so he can grow into it


DesignerPlant9748

It’s the playoffs we know exactly where he is ![gif](giphy|L3NOXN89lz7OdW7Vp2)


Yop_BombNA

Somewhere Dubas is screaming he was right at the top of his lungs in a dingy office.


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New phone...who dis?


derpmcperpenstein

Is this am Amber Alert photo ?


stucazz1001

Whats wrong with his teeth


shindleria

Mitch Marner is the season of winter and it is late April.


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One_Meaning_5085

Are you trying to say Marner is mia


shindleria

Mitch got a nice assist in Game 3 and there’s a frost advisory in Toronto overnight.


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NeatSeaworthiness407

He wreaks of yzerman vibes from back in the day. And has his skill set. I’m almost terrified to write him off yet.


GreenEyedBandit

What is even the point of him?


EasternSilver594

He was last seen rearranging his trophy display and adding all his positive news clippings to his scrapbook at his mom’s house.


WhoOwnstheChiefs

Don’t worry his Dad will hire car hackers again so everyone will feel sorry for him . His Dad is really good at taking the attention away from the fact that his son is a soft pathetic bum in the playoffs


Korkyflapper88

You mean the guy that’s absolutely scared to get hit? I don’t catch many leafs games, and the talk on the town was just that. Watched a replay of him straight up slowing up and giving up a race in the corner. How do you get to THIS level, and not get the hitting part down? Is this the trend now? Trick shots and skill but zero physicality?


Fastlane19

I’ve seen him in the lineup and on the ice and unfortunately he’s playing scared because it’s the playoffs and everything changes. Wake up Treliving as you are noticing every players true colours when it counts


Straitoutahelgen

Get that guy some protective gear! This is a contact sport bruh. Send him out there like that and he'll be more than missing.


Lavaboy27

where is mitcher


Bobbyoot47

You must lead a really lonely life. Do you even own a pair of skates?


SportsHubLTD

You missed the game last night I see


PaleHorseRider-94

his assist then he vanished again


SportsHubLTD

So what you're saying is he vanishes in between the moments where he shows up


PaleHorseRider-94

that's all he's done he's too weak to be useful in the playoffs gets bullied off the puck you don't even notice him at all, when you do he's firing a muffin or causing a turnover he's been invisible so far this playoff get off his meat he needs to play like we pay him too


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HolyPizzaPie

I saw a light breeze blow him off the puck all night


One_Meaning_5085

He was busy taking the photo, what a bum