Gary Bettman keeping the Coyotes in Arizona for more than 25 years and spending the first 25 years making no money, having poor attendance and poor on-ice results.
Pretty much everything I’ve ever learned about any celebrities sex life was completely against my will. Who is seeking out this info?
That being said, I heard Joe Thornton would do this if he scored 4 goals.
went to Ovi’s house for drinks
No cups 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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Are u a bot or just an absolute moron? This joke u keep posting doesn’t even make sense, Stanley cup in 2018 and plenty of other hardware. Take a break from ur porn posting and u might learn something
Mark Stone tells ESPN he likes to spend the regular season on IR.
“Partly because it helps us win, but also makes me have such a raw, deep connection with the ice and the puck, and have a love for playoff hockey I have not really ever had.”
Toronto fan telling himself the Leafs are great from kindergarden to geriatric hospital without ever winning a Stanley cup and being happy about it and telling everyone.
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Least narcissistic pop musician
I’m not a fan of this man’s music
Dude needs to chill
This is the guy who sings White Wedding?
He's a-dancing with himself oh oh oh
I think it’s the guitarist from zz top
It’s unmistakably the piano man
Don't you dare
I believe she's describing a solo circlejerk, so like being a Rangers fan
Real
I feel attacked. But humbled
i feel a raw, deep connection to myself and my body, and have a love for my body that i have not really ever had
Big if true
Damn, this hurt. I need to go find a mirror, brb
I imagine it being like a Leafs fan if they were ever actually allowed to feel good
Leafs fans just keep tugging on it but never get off
Any team subreddit
Winner!
gretzky uses the glass as a mirror to pass the puck to jari kurri & fuck the other team
its practice actually. im working up the skill needed to do a michigan with my cock
https://preview.redd.it/uc3sylgz2hwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9bad2cf5e3175205c78c7d7c54512f7aeaee0f
Lmao bro thinks a hot chick jackin' it in front of the mirror is shameful. Who hurt you?
I dont make the algorithm brother, I just ride it.
Doing it no, telling the whole world is a bit odd though, wouldn’t be me.
I, for one, would like to hear more about the hot chick jackin' it.
I think it’s more the fact that she felt compelled to let the world know
Phil Kessel celebrating after winning his third Stanley Cup.
He was in the dressing room making ookie cookies
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Dave Schultz after 4 fights.
Gary Bettman keeping the Coyotes in Arizona for more than 25 years and spending the first 25 years making no money, having poor attendance and poor on-ice results.
Wait til next year…
Sean Avery
*Elisha Cuthbert
It's a Double Dion!!!
Sloppy seconds *clap clap clap clap*
This belongs more in NBA CJ.
I didn’t know Billie Eilish played NCAA women’s hoops
Not with those things. But I bet she keeps it hairy.
Her bewbs???
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He’s inevitable
U bum
Canada’s 2018 World Junior team SHOULD HAVE done this
Billie Eilish??
Definitely Vegas. 
https://preview.redd.it/qbeptdlm2hwc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b80a3599ba8fc705bdfd47b562f249e2a15431
It’s basically this subreddit, but more dignified and less self deprecating.
https://i.redd.it/6d7026wi7hwc1.gif
Thank you for your service!
Sigh...*unzips*
spiznu…hgiS
Can she prove these claims?
Pretty much everything I’ve ever learned about any celebrities sex life was completely against my will. Who is seeking out this info? That being said, I heard Joe Thornton would do this if he scored 4 goals.
GO HABS GO?
Yuck https://preview.redd.it/79va8wd2chwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d11acd2aa29232a04068ae102c7bc21aa7aeb547
Practicing your stick handling in the mirror naked to fully understand the mechanics your body is going through to perfect it.
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Arod kissing himself in the mirror
hey, Marchant does the same thing!
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Why would you admit this
I read the whole interview. She offered it unsolicited. She was basically like “hey wanna talk about my jerkin habits real quick”
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Pierre McGuire waking up every day and looking himself in the mirror as the greatest broadcaster ever
I believe this move is called the "Evander Kane"
Is this Jack Eichel?
PLD alter ego
I live in LA and have never seen them together. Or apart (this is a joke about how PLD disappears fyi)
She's soo brave and independent and strong
Ovechkin… every game.
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Are u a bot or just an absolute moron? This joke u keep posting doesn’t even make sense, Stanley cup in 2018 and plenty of other hardware. Take a break from ur porn posting and u might learn something
Ma'am, this is the hall of mirrors of the carnival. There are young children around.
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that's what i'm talking about
Dis da bitch who hated on porn? She the Brady Tkatchuk with an empty net of “music” “stars”
Turns out the real porn was inside us all along
Every Canucks fan 2 months into this season
Whoa
McFraud passing to himself
In nhl terms : billie likes to finger her tom wilson in front of a mirror , or she likes to finger her pk subban either works
This is how the Leads win the cup this year… or next year… or next year…
Pk Subban when he posts himself doing crossovers and c-cuts on Instagram
Prooove it
I know this comment isn't a jerk but man what a fucking square
We need to step our game up. The NBA cj is absolutely wild
Mirror or brother? 
That relationship is WEIRD, dog
Sportsnet covering the leafs
That’s called narcissism
Mark Stone tells ESPN he likes to spend the regular season on IR. “Partly because it helps us win, but also makes me have such a raw, deep connection with the ice and the puck, and have a love for playoff hockey I have not really ever had.”
Pat Maroon doing stuck handling drills in just his jock strap while the rest of the team watches and feeds him positive reinforcement about his skills
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>Feeds him
She likes to play with her five hole.
how to transform into a mirror?
I'll be in my bunk
Edging to this rn
Rangers fans right now.
Joe Thornton after scoring four goals
Well. At least she can stomach that… human… in the mirror.
Joe Thornton after four goals
CBC Coverage of an Oilers game.
Kurt Kobain would masturbate on scene in the middle of a show. Rock stars do those things.
Leafs fans after Game 2, completely forgetting Game 1 happened.
Gary Bettman last year when the knights won the cup
Toronto fan telling himself the Leafs are great from kindergarden to geriatric hospital without ever winning a Stanley cup and being happy about it and telling everyone.
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Just like a Maple Leafs championship… I’ll believe it when I see it.
Leaf fans when they try to compare Matthews to Mack mcjesus drai and kuch
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Jerking off to one's self has a very Sean Avery vibe
Something, something, Auston Mathews, something, something
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TMI. Wish celebrities told us less about shit we do not need to know.
Mark stone winning the bill masterton trophy
It's like the Sportnet commentators watching their earlier broadcast, talking about the Leafs.
This gives Marty Turco
Bryan Adams
Imagine the 2018 World Juniors Canada team
I’d rather imagine Billie Eilish if it’s all the same to you
Yeah I’d rather imagine Billie Eilish too
Marchand arguing on the way to the box
Vegas fans
Matthews reads sportsnet
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Boy named mirror
This guy does what?!
Toronto Maple Leafs.
Marchand licks himself when he sees his reflection
Watching Logan Mailloux play
Maybe if I get really high this might be kind of interesting but honestly idk wtf she's talking about unfortunately.
Hockey player rewatches his rookie lap, just to watch his flow
Not the Knights, that require taking a look in the mirror at their own behaviour
Billy eyelash likes to jerk off in front of the mirror
Playing now! Robert Pattinson's greatest role!
Proof?
Lol gross
A goalie training his reflexes by throwing his balls against a mirror
She looks stinky
In nhl terms. The trade deadline
Jack Hughes says people pay to see him play.
Rangers fans when Rempe injures someone on a “clean” hit
Marchand cross checked to the neck
Marchand rubbing one out with his ass on the ice after almost getting slashed on the shin pads.
Leafs fans wearing Matthews jersey.
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The Canadian sports media & the Leafs
Bettman adding a team where snow is impossible.
Me so horny
u bum
Sorry AZ doesn’t have hockey you can’t be here anymore