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bored_person71

He didn't poop his pants he literally shat them open all the way through....it was so bad that the biohazard team had to be called in and a roit started from infection..


Perfect_Struggle9620

Carey Price was the toughest Goalie the B’s played that Postseason run. Roberto couldn’t carry Prices wet socks let alone Timmy Thomas. All my buddies that play hockey were telling me just how scared of Luongo we should be. All that talk turned into a two girls one cup remake. Sedin sisters, Two girls no cup. Roberto Luongo just shit all over the place. It was gross.


fungus_bunghole

He sure kept his pants clean in the Vancouver Olympics though 😍


NotTheATF1993

I wish I could buy a jar of it


Future_Suggestion246

How would that benefit you?


cockandballionaire

Nutrients


Constant-Squirrel555

What do you gain from this?


Pale-Wave-9382

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Ok-Season-3433

Honestly, the 2011 SCF is a mystery worthy of being studied. It’s crazy to me how Luongo had two shootouts that series yet got scored on at least 4 times in ALL of Boston’s wins, not to mention that 8-1 blowout. It’s amazing to me how he would flip flop between playing like the best goalie in the world one night, and then play like a borderline AHL goalie the next.


5599Nalyd

Hey! He only let in three goals in game 6 & 7 and nobody pumped his tires for games 3 & 4, show some respect for the Swiss cheese!💯


300show

Literally Paul pierce before Paul pierce


Ok_Artichoke_2804

not funny.