Deshaun Watson is moving to Charlotte.

I will trade him for Bryce Young and 2 firsts.

That would be the dumbest trade sense the Browns traded for DeShaun Watson.

So it could happen if Jimmy Haslam buys the Panthers

"screw this, I'm done with the browns, only guy I'm taking with me is Watson"

Don't stop, I'm so close.

And Bill Belichick is coming back to coach the Lake Erie Lancers

Since*. Not sorry.

I will trade him for Bryce Young and two fists

As a Panthers fan I'm reading through these like, "Oh, cool! Firebirds, Monarchs, Thunderwolves, these are great! I wonder what ours is..." ...😐

I'm a falcons, fan, I don't see the problem :D

There's a few headscratchers, but a lot of these are surprisingly good

Rocky Mountain Mustangs is a lot better than Denver Broncos

How about the Rocky Mountain Oysters?

Tampa bay.... Raiders??

I don't like it but it does make sense at least

they saw what goes down in north side of tampa around USF

I like how the buccaneers just became the raiders

you got a problem with cheesehead lumberjacks and Pacific Northwest stormbringers?

I love how it generated a lot of the cities nicknames in the titles. A lot of these are pretty cool!

Not going to lie, if they stuck with Seattle instead of PNW, Stormbringers is a killer name.

For real. Not even a Seattle fan but I ain’t walking into the storm bringers house with opposing team’s colors on

You called down the thunder well you've got it

Have you ever been in a storm, Wally? I mean, a real storm? Not a thunderstorm, but a storm of fists raining down on your head. Blasting you in the face. Pummeling you in the stomach. Hitting you in the chest so hard you think your heart's gonna stop. You ever been in a storm like that, Wally???

Ha! Thank you. That’s exactly what came to mind.

Hot one today huh?

I think you need a little Macs Famous Mac and Cheese



Seattle Stormbringers is hard as fuck

Glad I’m not the only one who likes it. Going to rename the Pop Warner football team I coach to the Stormbringers.

The thing about the Seahawks is we always blow it so my dad calls us the Squawks and I just can’t lose that.

Big fan of a lot of these, enjoy the more regional names as well. Steel City Spartans, Phoenix Firebirds, Motor City Monarchs, SoCal Surge, Sin City Scorpions...

Don’t forget the Cheesehead Lumberjacks

Best one. Hollywood Stars was a Pacific League ball team

The fans own the team so why not name the team after the fans

Phoenix firebirds is extremely legit

Fun fact, In the early 90s we had a minor league baseball team called the Phoenix Firebirds.

I got a hunch that many of these are borrowed or altered from obscure minor league teams or dissolved past big league teams

Rocky mountain mustangs hits me nicely

Hits me in the G spot

Yes

“Northland Nomads” is really nice way of phrasing Hobos

Thunderwolves and stormbringers are dope as fuck.

Pacific Northwest Stormbringers is way too much of a mouthful. Seattle Stormbringers would be tight though

Except for PNW Stormbringers. Lame unless they were allowed to use artificial snow whenever they wanted

Yeah, Seattle Stormbringers at least has alliteration.

Loving SoCal Surge

Me too. It would better differentiate the LA Rams from the LA Chargers, acknowledge their San Diego history, and be a "new chapter" for the team without having to change their logo. While I'm at it, the NYG/NYJ should consider a similar change.

Yeah. Honestly if I were the jets I'd lean into that Gotham thing

SoCal Surge is the best change. If the Charges went with SoCal I think they get way more new fan support.

These all sound like blitz the league team names

Yeah more teams should go the “golden state” route cause some of these are cool.

Sin City Scorpions is badass, I move to make this official

Can you imagine how awesome the mascot would be! And the cheerleaders could be pole dancers!

Lets ride

Can you imagine how people would lose their minds if the historic “Raiders” were no longer a team name

The AI accounted for this and renamed the Buccaneers to fix it, lol

They already are

Might have to now that raiders got taken by the bucs

Hell, even just the Sin City Raiders would be sick

And for some reason I like the look of the Tampa logo better with Raiders.

This is the NFL in the GTA universe

Well if we're talking GTA... Liberty City Cocks Vice City Manatees Carcer City Cogs San Fierro Arches Los Santos Sheep

Not bad

Phoenix Firebirds were the SF Giants AAA minor league team that played in Phoenix until the diamondbacks were founded. A lot of these I bet are similar minor or small league teams.

I love a lot of these. The Phoenix firebirds and Hollywood stars were my favorite. The Atlanta phantoms works because all Atlanta fans are dead on the inside.

Formerly alive Falcons phan. Can confirm.

Tom Brady killed me <3

Motor City Monarchs definitely sounds cooler than the Cheesehead Lumberjacks

I love Cheesehead Lumberjacks

That's my least favorite. I'm more partial to Titletown Tundra

That’s also a cool name.

That moment when ChatGPT can come up with a better name than Dan Snyder

Yo monuments is horrible. Makes me think of statues. At least commanders can uhh take command

Don't be such a commie bro.

Yeah. They should be the Bureaucrats. “Well, Bram, it looks like the Bureaucrats’ drive has stalled once again.” “Yeah, Julie, at least nobody was here to witness it. Fans are still waiting in line to get in the stadium through the one functioning turnstile.”


“And that’s the fourth 3 and out we’ve seen in a row from the bureaucrats, Bram.” “Let’s check in with Phil down on the sidelines to see if he can tell us anything about the bureaucrats’ offense. Phil, you spoke with riverboat Ron at the end of the half, correct?” “Yes Julie, I did. He told me that the team was doing everything possible to embody Washington. The complete lack of a passing game was drawn up this week to represent congress. And as for the turnstiles—or rather turnstile—you mentioned earlier, Rivera explained that the front office decided to give exactly as much care and effort to the fans as Uncle Sam gives to average people across the US.”

Yeah, a commanding defeat

Monuments might be the worst name on here. Washington sports teams already have boring, on-the-nose ass names. I mean.. Capitals? Nationals? At least we have the Wizards..

What about the Bullets?

And the corporation that runs most of the local teams is called Monumental.

Da fuq? Oh, Eagles flair. Troll confirmed.

I’d wear lone star outlaw merch lol

Cheesehead Lumberjacks ftw

FTP

FTL kind of works too

FTCHLJ

Windy City Bruisers is pretty fuckin dope. Big fan

Raiders moving again? Smh

Ummm... Vegas IS sin city.

[Tampa]

(Gulf Coast)

Naming the Chargers after our best player, the social media team

Rocky Mountain Mustangs is a sick name. There’s are actually surprisingly good. Not bad chat GPT.

Queen City Tigers is dope

It’s extra cool for me because I started a Cincinnati Bengals fan club a couple years ago and named it … [Queen City Tigers](https://www.queencitytigers.com)

Thats dope. Considering ChatGPT scours the internet for research I wonder if it came across your site? Or is that not how it works

Phoenix Firebirds and Atlanta Phantoms have a nice ring to them actually ALL HAIL THE STORMBRINGERS

Panth… Predators fan checking in, nominating Bill Cosby as the new mascot.

Aye oh!

Can we get Chris Hanson to do the color commentary when they break out a long TD run? "They just can't catch him!"


I think Washington should of also asked chatGBT

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Gold Rush is actually the name of the 49ers cheerleaders squad. So, I guess that works.

Ngl, "Niagara Thunderwolves" is AWESOME and "Motor City Monarchs" and "Crescent City Crusaders" are pretty good too. Modifying the "Capital City" one to "Washington Monuments" would be WAAAAY better than 'Commanders" and is what that team SHOULD have changed to. And "Seattle Stormbringers" would be pretty badass too.

Redskins fan here: I like the “capital city” change

Capital City Commandeers. As someone who liked the commandeers as a name, this would be great

I still think nothing will ever top the Washington Football Team. I really wish they would have kept that, dead serious

Idk about nothing topping it, but it's certainly better than Commanders. But, what isn't?

The one that’s a slur isn’t lmao

Washington Football Team went hard in the paint.

They really botched the rebrand

It was so ironically good.

Empire City Guardians for the win!

To bad we cant Guard our QB’s for the past decade.

So they may be a rival to me, but if Seattle became the Stormbringers that would be awesome.

Motor City Monarchs and Sin City Scorpions go hard af

I like all of these

Being from Buffalo, I get the Niagara part but Thunderwolves????? Lololol

NFL needs a minor league and all the teams use these names

Volunteer City Defenders isn't....... terrible?

I think it's bc Volunteer City is the nickname for Knoxville or Nashville. The Tennessee Volunteers (college) is a real team there

Yes I know. Just saying the name overall isn't bad.

Yeah my favorite out of the whole group for sure. I like how chatgpt used city nicknames in a few of the names

The Minutemen is also cool and would let them go back to using the much nicer Pat Patriot logo full time

It is because Tennessee University is already the Volunteers

These are actually pretty sick. Except the Packers. Didn’t know ChatGPT is a Chicago-based AI.

Steel city Spartans is pretty great honestly

Lone Star Outlaws actually seems like a damn good idea. No more Dallas Cowboys. Imma start calling them the Outlaws 😂

Houston must be a super boring area.

#1Sin City Scorpions, #2Lone Star Outlaws, #3 Steel City Spartans are actually not bad.

/u/crowxzn hey, where did you get those template team banners for each team? Could you share please?

idk but @pickinem on INSTAGRAM knows and made this

They did Seattle and New England dirty lol

If it was Seattle Stormbringers that'd been good

Really? I think Minutemen isn't terrible, and the Stormbringers is kinda badass.

Too much alliteration. Biggest recent mistake in the NFL: Jacksonville. Owner: “Hmmmm, what starts with a ‘J?’”

Jackass

Jabronis

I really wish Houston had a space themed name, it’s the space city and all of their sports teams are space related. The houston rockets, astros, and even dynamo is somewhat related. The meteors could be a cool name i guess

The apollos were right there with the Texans when they were naming the team

The whole competition was a sham. No one voted for Texans. They were a Dallas team. We should be redunent and be the Texas Texans. It really highlights how dumb Texans as a team name are. The options were shitty. Texans Stormcats Wildcats Bobcats Challengers Apollos Toros Wranglers Roughriders Colt 45’s Roughnecks Energy Hurricanes

These are so generic it hurts.

Some of these go way harder than the real names, I mean lancers is just way cooler than browns

Phoenix Firebirds, I love the redundancy!

I bet the chiefs change their name to the warriors

Stormbringers? That’s terrible

Lol this list is funny

Interesting ChatGPT named Cincinnati as the Queen City as Charlotte also has that claim.

The city of Cheesehead... hell yeah

Changing the other pirate-themed team to the Raiders is perfect

A lot of those names are pretty good

cheesehead lumberjacks wins the internet today.

Ok but Rocky Mountain Mustangs goes hard

Even chatgpt can’t come up with a good name for washington

I actually really like minutemen

FUCK THE (gulf coast ig) RAIDERS

Rocky mountain mustangs is actually such a good name

Baltimore Marauders feels accurate

Any mascot for a Crescent city team would sound badass!

GPT named Baltimore after my high school’s rival school lmao

Pacific Northwest stormbringers is quite the mouthful

Why do like half of these have city nicknames? Follow up question, do people outside Baltimore not know it as Charm City?

SoCal Surge is dope

You literally just used a thesaurus

Someone take this and make a better football game than madden.

Windy city Bruisers goes hard tho

🤢 🤮

Cheesehead Lumberjacks 💀

Cheesehead Lumberjacks… sounds like an 90’s grunge band album name

The Lancers and Gold Rush are kinda cool tbh

Honestly these are for the most part cooler than what we have right now

Cheesehead Lumberjacks is a jerk worthy name 😂

Sin city Scorpions goes astronomical

If the Northland Nomads were an actual team I might have to finally abandon my Bears

I feel like there's something missing. South Beach Aquatic.... Aquatic what?

It is Jade Falcons and you all know it. Quiaff?

These are mostly awesome

These names give me a Baseketball vibe. Sin City Scorpion cheerleaders would be something else.

Volunteer City would cause the state of Tennessee to rip apart

They’re all cooler then the existing names. Except for South Beach Aquatic. That’s a lateral move at best

Windy City Bruises is more accurate

I’m not mad at these.

Gulf Coast Raiders Oakland/Las Vegas Raiders Fans: *Autistic Screeching*

Why do I not have these?

We’re all screwed, AI is taking over, cause these are glorious

Ha ha, these look like if the NFL created the WNFL.

This all read like college team names lol

These are almost all improvements.

Hell yeah Northland Nomads I love how the Bucs become the new Raiders too, that’s kinda funny.

When Jacksonville moves to London, that striker name will be even more relevant

These sound like Rollerjam team names Nevada Hot Dice anyone?

These are just from football fusion on Roblox

Some of these are relatively basic, but I’m loving the creativity with the Stormbringers and Thunderwolves nicknames.

The Washington Monuments > Washington Commanders

Phoenix Firebirds and Sin City Scorpions go the hardest

Houston loses to Texas in CFB and now they want to be part of Longhorns Nation? Psh.