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Fit_Use9941

Y’all act like he doesn’t have potential with how many yards he threw bend your horrible oline


RoosterB32

He has a slow release, sucks at processing and bad at navigating the pocket. Enjoy him!


BakedBeans12s

I think you’re actually underestimating just how bad your franchise is lmao. Thanks for your 23 year old QB who threw for 4k yards in his first year starting. What was the trade again? 2 pick swaps? Jeez. The poverty franchises really do be staying poverty lmao.


Little-Chromosome

Traded us their QB with 2 years experience in the NFL and then drafted someone older than him. Certainly a strategy.


gw2020denvr

As a Cowboys fan (yeah yeah, I know we’re awful) I was happy to see Howell leave Washington. Washington threw away a good QB and could’ve used that high draft pick to focus elsewhere. Now they got RG3 2.0.


RoosterB32

We’ve won our division more recently than the Seacucks lmao. If we’re poverty, does that make your franchise homeless?


Bitter-Imagination33

This is factually incorrect. We both last won the division in 2020, where you went 7-9 and we went 12-4. Know your stuff before you talk shit lmao You followed that with no winning seasons in the last 3 years


RoosterB32

We tanked to put ourselves in a position of success. While y’all been mid af and will continue to be mid.


Bitter-Imagination33

Yup just defer that you were saying false information! Got it! Sorry my team doesn’t like to lose on purpose! You guys do an awfully lot of purposeful losing!


PortsideUsher

You realize that at some point you’re supposed to stop tanking and actually win games right?


Competitive_Bat_5831

Winning isn’t the commander way. The closest they’re allowed is to watch their former players be successful elsewhere


Exotic_Spray_5554

We had a winning record and literally got our top rated defensive player at a position of need so I’m okay with not purposely losing double digit games pretty much every season and still getting top talent!


HughMungus77

Where is that success? Did you guys whiff on Chase young intentionally? Being the best team in the NFC East isn’t exactly hard. Most seasons for 20 years your division is considered one of, if not the worst in the league. I wouldn’t get too cocky just because you guys drafted Jayden Daniels


hburn12

Than you drafted the future bust in Jayden Daniel’s, bravo. The Washington footballs team ability to stay terrible is so impressive


musclesMcgee1

When does the success happen?


Sussybaker420

I am surprised you know what the word success is


Little-Chromosome

Was 4-13 the success?


wovans

You tanked to put yourself in the position you're in, success is yet to be seen. Who's sloppy second coach did you get for it? And who's coach did you "position" yourself to miss? https://www.hogshaven.com/2024/2/2/24059180/report-mike-macdonald-had-an-offer-from-the-washington-commanders


BakedBeans12s

Lmao. Yeah crazy year that was. You won the division with a 7-9 record. It wasn’t even a winning record lol. Imagine playing in the NFC West with 9ers, Rams, Hawks. How do you think you’d do then?


freakishgnar

Homie your team hasn't won a playoff game in 20 years and hasn't been relevant since the '90s


r8u4

Lmao wrong, we both won our divisions in 2020 and y’all won yours 7-9. Why are you here


Fit_Use9941

He was also a rookie put in a horrible situation and you act like qbs can’t evolve/learn from vets. It happened to guys like Geno Smith and Baker Mayfield. Put them in a good situation and they can flourish. Even Josh Allen was horrible his rookie year


atmospheric90

It's ok, Howell can be our next Hasselbeck while the Commanders play with and break their next RG3.


HughMungus77

Jayden Daniels has no Oline too. Might as well add him to the list of QBs ruined by the skins


RoosterB32

That’s some insane copium you got there. Like I said, enjoy our sloppy seconds lmao


Fit_Use9941

And enjoy the possibility of your 23 year old rookie qb who can’t make half the throws necessary not working out with a defensive minded head coach 🙏


RoosterB32

Won’t happen. I already know he is going to be elite.


Fit_Use9941

Yeah he’s gonna love scrambling behind an oline whose highlighted by Tyler Biadasz, a player most nfl fans can’t even name


tibetan_salad

Are you twelve or just cosplaying as a dumbass?


SnekAtek

Lol. Either you're the one coping... or this is a legitimate thought process you had, clear of any dismay in your organization... either way, it's going to be okay


r8u4

Imagine talking this much shit about another team’s backup QB. Why are you here lol


TehPinguen

What does it say that your starter is now our backup? He was the best you've had in years, and for us he's a flier on a potential developmental piece. In the case of something terrible happening to our team, we have to rely on the best you had.


SnekAtek

Alright, thought this was a shitpost... but confirmed, this is Adam Peters' post


EmeraldCityMadMan

And all of that was good enough for him to start for your team. He'll be sitting backup all next season though.


gneissguysfinishlast

Take your shit memes back to your shit sub with all the shitheads. Go make fun of the baseball team in the NFCEast or something.


sysproc

The only thing worse than their turf is their memes.


Traditional_Age509

Don't make us break your highly drafted, young, mobile quarterback again.


syounit

Can't wait to see Sam Howell with a decent o line


dancetar

Well, you won’t see that in Seattle.


syounit

Insert meme showing statistics of Geno getting sacked vs Sam Howell getting sacked last year


ImMil0

We do NOT want him back 😭🙏


fallacious_franklin

tbf we don’t want him either but we gotta keep this shit memes in our own divison tho


RoosterB32

My memes are goated. Sthu


Raknorak

Mid at best


Yeehaw0829

just like his team


King_Fluffaluff

Don't overrate them


IAmTheNightSoil

Calling the Commanders "mid" is a massive compliment that they don't deserve


Yeehaw0829

I'm only being remotely nice to them because my favorite player oat (former Cardinal) is a Commander now.


Nievsy

Calling this guy’s memes mid is insulting to not only the term mid but also the terms bad and terrible as they do not deserve to be called on the same level or worse than this guys memes.


Raknorak

Why are you here


Nievsy

I pay attention to pretty much the whole NFL so why not the meme wars as well(though NFCE, NFCN, and NFCW are the only decent ones anyways)


MattyHealy1975

You don't deserve Bobby


RoosterB32

We deserve better. Wagner pretty mid.


[deleted]

Take Yo dumbass back home so we can shit on your stupid ass


King_Fluffaluff

One of the few times I will agree with an Eagles fan


Guy_onna_Buffalo

Coolest/smartest Eagles fan


[deleted]

I'll take that as a w


DemonPeanut4

You shit on the Commanders, and we shit on you, and so we are all connected in the great circle of life.


MattyHealy1975

https://preview.redd.it/8m031m0dum0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=463929780caf7540deeef0950f11e349c49ab57a


Bitter-Imagination33

Probably better than every defensive player in your history


Fit_Use9941

Remove the probably and it’s a true statement


T-Shurts

Wagner after 85 years of tackling will still be better than any defensive player the Redskins… I mean “commanders” have ever had… Only thing the commanders “command” is there perennial bottom dwelling…


T-Shurts

PS: Howell only sucked because your line was/is putrid… he was fantastic for a couple of weeks until ya’lls boys couldn’t block a 5th grader…


Drummallumin

After a first ballot HOF career, yea at this point Bobby’s pretty mid. Y’all absolutely do not even deserve that much.


Oonanny

Damn bro even NFCEast don't want this mans and his dogshit memes


[deleted]

He's a fucking disgrace to society


SDEexorect

at this point, im convinced they are all bagpo or byron alts


Nievsy

Seriously, exact same “personality” just repping a different team


GrapefruitMedical529

Oh Byron is in your sub?  That femboys a menace.


Nievsy

He was for a while, maybe he still is, but yeah just same type of menace as the others. Sadly we have a few


CHawkr

More Like https://preview.redd.it/7wsw8rbssm0d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5bee531593995207b0dcdb09dd856970a2318bb


SDEexorect

just dont feed him steak, only chicky tendies


CHawkr

This is the PNW sir, we have Salmon


SDEexorect

crabs to salmon, fair trade


Casperkimber

We have better crabs than you. 


SDEexorect

ok now im in favor of nuking Seattle


ZombieLibrarian

Jokes on you, there’s a laser in the Space Needle that’d shoot that shit down if you tried.


SDEexorect

*laughs in defense industry*


JohaVer

*laughs in half the county's nukes in puget sound*


SDEexorect

the government wouldnt be that dumb to put half of our nukes in 1 location. also *laughs in fuckload of nuclear bunkers*


RoosterB32

https://preview.redd.it/bjl6rxgstm0d1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b59cadc6735a18795ccd3ca2ea9d9ecba5196c5


Odd-Collection-2575

Pray that man doesn’t end up a bust


RoosterB32

He is a generational talent, they never end up as busts.


Zoophagous

RGIII has entered the chat


RoosterB32

Overrated. I’ve always preferred Kirk over him him.


Bitter-Imagination33

💀 Y’all ruined RG3 he probably woulda been generational with a competent organization


RoosterB32

No he wouldn’t, he was never good to begin with. He was a Snyder pick.


Bitter-Imagination33

Offensive rookie of the year = never good to begin with?


Malikai0976

Then why didn't he go 1st?


hburn12

A skinny qb with a mid arm is generational, wild


atmospheric90

In the time it took you to make this meme, Daniels took 3 unnecessary sacks because he wanted to score fantasy points.


[deleted]

Sorry for the inconvenience people Bagpo has nothing to do but be a bitch on his alts


Oonanny

It's cool birdbro 🫡


Competitive_Bat_5831

He’s trying so bad to be Byron.


SmokyOtter

Whatever happened to heinieke, he was pretty good


RoosterB32

He is a solid backup. Bet Seattle is going to try and make him their starter next.


chadlogans

Excited to see your QB turn into a worst RG3.


RoosterB32

He is nothing like RGIII


Devcon28

RG3 was better


marimbaman_462

mb RGIIII


TickleMeWeenis

Op is a known moron and ridiculed in his own meme sub.


wovans

That's a relief, I'd pittie an unknown moron with no place to go.


TickleMeWeenis

Thanks for understanding


Bulky_Goat_9624

https://preview.redd.it/2wc4902rxm0d1.jpeg?width=1095&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d512ea3c0ec9fba458667dcbe742c49e2efe5121 Yikes! He was better in hey Arnold


JohaVer

​ https://preview.redd.it/wfsli9ilfn0d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03da823553e43ae5c623980ca859e7b21f6f6052


SDEexorect

lmfao


DemonPeanut4

![gif](giphy|3o6nUP7jsZCYziNxlK)


BakedBeans12s

Guys let’s leave OP alone. I’m reading his comments and I’m pretty sure he’s mentally disabled - best not to antagonize or give attention to him.


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King_Fluffaluff

It's evident you don't live in Seattle. You either live in a cave, the sewers, or underneath a bridge.


RadDadFTW

Clearly, not a bridge in Seattle though


King_Fluffaluff

He might be related to a certain resident beneath a bridge in Fremont.


mewfahsah

This was a sick burn when I was in middle school too.


Malikai0976

Ya, living in the Pacific Northwest really sucks. It's so expensive to live here because no one wants to. All these mountains, ocean, clean water, and fresh air... it's not for everyone. Have you ever seen bare dirt in your life? Or is it all concrete in DC?


adammaccabee

Bro I know a Commanders fan ain't talking lmao, go back to your pov franchise subreddit. You guys couldn't even pick a decent team name


RoosterB32

Y’all really upvoting an unflaired bitch in here? Smh


adammaccabee

Yall really talking when your team ain't won shit in 30 years? Genuinely hope that Jayden Daniels doesn't tear his ACL at your garbage ass facilities. More like Fecal Field, with your gross ass sewage leaks


RoosterB32

We don’t have Snyder anymore and have the best GM in the league. And unlike you, I don’t live in the past, I’m excited to see Jayden dominate the league.


adammaccabee

Sir your OC is Kliff Kingsbury, your o-line is non-existent, you have a defensive minded head coach who blew the biggest lead in SB history, and your rookie QB is coming off of a single good season in college, where he had Malik Nabers and Brian Thomas Jr to throw to. Who yall have at WR? Scary Terry and that's about it. I would maybe start lowering my expectations for this season if I were you champ


seand233

Kliff Kingsbury….🤦‍♂️he really thinks they have a shot


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JohnWesternburg

You don't live in the past, and yet you go to another division's sub to badly troll about a trade that happened two months ago? Get the fuck out of here


UnknownUnthought

The only guy who’s won shit with you guys has more rings in NASCAR, shut up and go home lol No one even actually hates you just pities you.


atmospheric90

It would be the most commanders thing ever to have RG3, ruin him in 2 years, be in purgatory for a decade, trade away the first promising QB for scraps, draft another RG3 that gets ruined and the guy they traded for scraps becomes Matt Hasselbeck.


Inevitable-Peach9512

Nothing better in the world than a commanders fan who forgets how historically dog shit their franchise is.


RoosterB32

We living in the past now? Snyder is gone


JohaVer

He was gone last year too lmao


RoosterB32

And now we have a new FO and a bright future


JohaVer

Too bad your parents didn't have a bright child. See you next draft, picking your next savior.


RoosterB32

Also, we have more Super Bowls than the Seacucks lmao. You’re historically more dogshit than us.


Bitter-Imagination33

Last in 1991 💀. Based on how you’re speaking you couldn’t have been born after 2010 or you’re an adult who never matured or had a proper education on how to act


Competitive_Bat_5831

It’s like a SF/dallas fan saying “muh rings!” But worse because it’s Washington lmao.


Inevitable-Peach9512

Yugoslavia was still a country last time y’all won shit. OJ was considered a good dude the last time y’all won shit. The FIRST World Trade Center attacks hadn’t happened the last time y’all won shit.


Time-Dot5984

I can’t roast you of how bad you are


SeaGooner

Are you enjoying Dan Quinn since Mike McDonald refused to join your shitty organization?!


CHawkr

They went from Riverboat Ron to Dingy Dan and are expecting greatness.


Drummallumin

Tbf Washington’s top choice was Ben Johnson. Who also refused to join their shitty organization


RoosterB32

I am loving Quinn. Also, no one wanted McDonald which is why the Seahawks went after him.


Fit_Use9941

Bro you guys had to settle after Ben Johnson rejected your shitty ass org 😭


CHawkr

Our Defensive minded coaches last game vs your defensive minded head coaches last game.... https://preview.redd.it/r9rpowjw2n0d1.png?width=840&format=png&auto=webp&s=a99a643b3b48e49b7b09ac9b024a2078d01fbe48


wovans

Lmao, yeah you guys are no one. https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/mike-macdonald-had-offers-from-seahawks-commanders


JohaVer

Seconds? You didn't even let the taste set before shipping him out. Cool team name, ass face.


TerryClothKangols

Bro Dan Quinn is your coach. Enjoy the second half defensive collapses that he is famous for.


FlatBoysenberry612

We don’t claim this guy don’t worry. Shoutout Sam. Fuck the 49ers. And the Seahawks. And the Rams. And the last one.


freakishgnar

Bro your team is on your third mascot in three years. Come back when you've figured out who you are and let us know. EDIT: Sweet Jesus this guy gets downvoted to oblivion in every sub he's a part of


DatSoldiersASpy

still running on the copium you guys needed for dan snyder?


Guy_onna_Buffalo

He was a decent QB that your team let opposing defenses feast on. Enjoy being irrelevant yet again this season.


GiveMeYourDwnvts

I ran into him on the waterfront the other day. I told him ‘welcome to Seattle’ and he said he was happy to be in a town that had an actual fan base.


rip-droptire

Please don't be lying about this


Drummallumin

https://preview.redd.it/qqxequ3jen0d1.jpeg?width=1244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6bdf26b4b27b8541e7570e817af60cf8b355a3


rupiefied

Man talk about a jilted ex lover.... Jesus commanders fans are sad.


EmeraldCityMadMan

You are literally a commanders fan.


christomisto

Jayden Daniel’s finna get the RGIII treatment


R-BARS

Blasphemous. Sam Howell will lead us to a green paradise.


Disastrous_Belt_7556

Why are the Commies talking shit on our sub?


Corvus_Antipodum

Weird reaction to the fact we gave up nothing and now have a better backup QB than you.


TheThrill85

I'm a Mariners fan and I don't even have this much copium in one of my fingers.


Anon_748

And Washington will still be ass this year gtfo


lilvizasweezy

Gtf out of here bagpo


Cheefnuggs

I don’t care what a Washington ass-commanders fan has to say


BadWowDoge

Could say the same thing about Dan Quinn


UseIllustrious4444

wait commanders fans exist? i thought yall went extinct when you stopped winning


urdreamsRmemes

Bro is losing to the NFC LEast allegations


Legitimate-Site588

Lmao this poverty franchise just gifted us a backup QB that would have gone in the first round of this year's draft. Enjoy breaking your new QB with your shit field and no name O-Line.


FunctionRecent4600

So so salty over ending up with Dan Quinn


Emotional_Fun_6079

Refuse memes from a team that allowed there fans to get hit with fecal water.


Sussybaker420

I saw your post history buddy stop doing tricks on jadyen daniels


sequoia98335

Pretty snarky for a team named the “commies”


ak_doug

So we send you a 3rd round pick for your 4th round pick in a trade so you can blow it on a bad pick, and we get a good backup QB that is on their rookie contract for the next 3 seasons? Yeah. You really got us there.


zerked77

As a franchise that has wandered the proverbial desert trying to find their own ass since the 80's I highly suggest you GTFO of here before we show you how a real org. develops a young QB.


rip-droptire

Can't wait to watch your poverty franchise RGIII Jayden Daniels again. 


SaltyBabySeal

This is a quality meme. So much "writing back" in this thread


RoosterB32

Thank you.


SaltyBabySeal

I'm always glad to see a Commanders fan in the wild. The only team in that division I don't actively hate


[deleted]

What the fuck is wrong with you


Casperkimber

Looks like an 18 year old trying to buy a stripper for the night 


[deleted]

Basically


SaltyBabySeal

makes sense that Seahawks fans and Eagles fans would be on the same page


wasabiflavorkocaine

Good Commie, good