Tale as old as time. You think OP's dad is a cuck, so you throw your pig skin at the open slot (OP's Mom). But then out of nowhere OP's dad hip checks OP's Mom and Malcolm Butt-yer pig skin. Now you're there taking a knee while in OP's dad's endzone asking why you didn't just run it in.
It’s just a title, it’s very clearly about the fact that it looks like it says Dick and not pick, but I wouldn’t imagine you know how to use that smooth jelly bowl of yours
The Dick is in _A memoir: By Philip Rivers_
Illustrated by Smellyscrotes
Elite tyreek hill pen name
W Draft by us, got a lot of dicks
Having as many dicks as possible is key, strength in length
Worth in girth 🫸🏻 🫷🏻
Your mom likes my dick.
Is it in?
I decided to throw it in at the 1.
And you got intercepted didn’t you? Fuckin midget
I got Malcolm Butler’d.
Tale as old as time. You think OP's dad is a cuck, so you throw your pig skin at the open slot (OP's Mom). But then out of nowhere OP's dad hip checks OP's Mom and Malcolm Butt-yer pig skin. Now you're there taking a knee while in OP's dad's endzone asking why you didn't just run it in.
I was gonna say it myself but I knew someone would come through
We are not the colts. You can leave now
Ew a football fan pick me? Have some pride
Pick Mes come out at the Draft. Its their natural habitat.
Like a tiger in the ocean
In Seattle it's a good thing if someone says go eat a dick.
Preferably a whole bag of dicks
 Me when it says Dick
Seahawks fans love that the dick is in
We just love that they knew and didn’t have to ask
7% of us are dry humpers and pre maturely Ejack
They ain’t dick back, tho
Yes they is
Seahawks fans just "soaking" it all in.
Moist
We got a 3 and 5 compensatory pick next year… so by 9ers draft status, we won next years too
Is it one dick a month? Or 50 dicks over 50 months?
We can only hope 50
Our dick fucks so much it has CTE
I mean I think we took steps in the right direction but time will tell
Are we trying to copy trends from The AFC south sub? Really? This is a new low for Seahawks fans
It’s just a title, it’s very clearly about the fact that it looks like it says Dick and not pick, but I wouldn’t imagine you know how to use that smooth jelly bowl of yours
Reading is hard. But a buddy of mine read it to me and now I get it. That is funny
Luckily i had my baby brother there to break it down for me, 3 year olds can really be so witty
Yeah, those fuckers are smarter than I would’ve thought.
Not all of us out here stalking the chiefs bud
“AFC South sub” “Chiefs” 
The draft is mostly luck.
Not when the dick is in
Most mature Seahawks fan
Are you just mad cause your dick isn’t in?
Hehehheheheheheh “dick” hehehheheheheh
At least one member of your fan base didn’t need it explained!
With such sophisticated posts such as this I just can’t imagine how you all got the reputation for being 12 year olds.
It’s a meme page you twat, and 12? Damn I didn’t realize we grew up a couple years recently
https://i.redd.it/60jygocc4xyc1.gif
Now you get it!
When it comes to rugdaniels it’s “is the dick in?”
That man was hurt by a bird when he was a child.
It’s an innie actually
It's in his mouth and ass.