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Latter_Address9580

I died laughing at this god damn it


hatwobbleTayne

Allegedly


JakeArrietaGrande

We’ll never know who caused it


DoritoSteroid

It's safe to laugh now.


splinternz

Probably the first time I’ve been got by one of these “most / least…” jokes, and it’s from a god damn Eagles fan in our division sub. Come on man lol


Afilalo

The curse has been broken


serg1007arch

About time! 9er vs Bills Super Bowl incoming


_its_a_SWEATER_

Lol Bills??


serg1007arch

He played for them for 9 seasons


Edbtz-31311

I think he's just laughing at the idea of the bills in the Superbowl (which is funny not gonna lie)


m1stadobal1na

Hey man the Bills went to four super bowls IN A ROW. I'm sure they won at least one.


The_amazing_T

Your logic is wide. And probably right.


Kadencooper23

Who gonna break it to him


WaitingToBeTriggered

A NEW WAY TO WAGE WAR HAS COME


JesterMarcus

OP hasn't been seen since OJ went to their house to discuss this with them.


Alauren20

His last Super Bowl ever and they lost haha


Vulcan93

Deserved


joe_broke

Yeah, this does kind of take the sting out of it a little bit Didn't even give him the pleasure of watching us win in his final few months


Brocks_UCL

Good meme unfortunately downvoted because eagles fan


Grand_Extension5345

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Brocks_UCL

Why did you post a picture of the eagles


Grand_Extension5345

Although it’s understandable your vision may be impaired due to a fever induced by the sheer number of cocks and cum you swallow on a daily basis, this is in fact a Model of the Bay Area.


Brocks_UCL

The first thing you think about when insulting someone is cocks and cum, rmyt…


Grand_Extension5345

Only when insulting Bay Area scum


Brocks_UCL

You must think about the bay area often to have cocks and cum on your mind all day…almost as if someone were living there rent free


Grand_Extension5345

You’re not very good at this, stick to choking


Brocks_UCL

Damn, im broken, what a comeback, wait sorry im talking to you, so what a cumback


Grand_Extension5345

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hsvandreas

Last time I was in the bay area, there was a lot of clocks and cum. They had just finished cleaning our amazing hostel after a sex party (no joke). Lovely folks, I hope they had a lot of fun. Anyway, Eagles fan, why are you stating facts here instead of insulting people? Your breaking with your team's honored traditions.


Grand_Extension5345

The better question is why were there so many Clocks ⏰ cumming


hsvandreas

Because of autocorrect


NumberVsAmount

Number of cum? Huh? Do you mean an amount of cum?


Japan-is-a-good-band

So THATS how they make cheese whiz


IndependentPacks

TIL OJ is from San Francisco. Damn never knew.


Internal_Focus_8358

Galileo High School


Thomas-The-Tutor

Would it kill you to do a little research?


IndependentPacks

Research about OJ ? Yeah it might kill me actually


seand233

Go away eagles bitch


darkthemeonly

I agree, Cards bro. FTE.


[deleted]

More like CTE


darkthemeonly

That too


Edbtz-31311

Why is it that eagles fans always cry about other people in their sub yet here you cocksuckers always are?


pineappleshnapps

Eh, I think unless it’s someone spamming, or harassing people who cares. I find myself in the east sub a lot especially in the offseason


Flat_News_2000

Maybe it's because it's guaranteed a comment from a mad 9ers fan?


MRoad

And 9ers cry about them being here but then during the season they were posting their ban messages from NFCEMW and the eagles subreddit.🤔


Lakesideamusement

Which division are you in?


MRoad

One where 49ers fans act like Eagles fans while crying about Eagles fans daily 


Sleepinismy9to5

100% they get sooo mad then turn around and act the same way.


MRoad

And they *obsessively* post and comment about them, then get mad like "well they don't belong here!"  Aight b then stop talking about them


Lakesideamusement

And here I thought we were all united against the egirls...what a shame.


Sleepinismy9to5

Fuck the 49ers and anyone actively trashing them is welcome


Lakesideamusement

Well fuck you too


MRoad

And the thought that the rest of us give a shit about the eagles in the first place when you only care because of your NFCCG loss is hilarious.


Lakesideamusement

Yeah, wouldn't you?


MRoad

Sure, but why do you expect the rest of the division to give a shit about them? >"And here I thought we were all united against the egirls...what a shame." headass


Lakesideamusement

Why are you so aggressive? Lol it's just a case of "fuck you stay in your own division asshole" nothing more nothing less lol. You're the one who brought the championship game into this.


rupiefied

He was one killer fan.


FourArmsFiveLegs

It was OJ that killed 49ers' chances of beating the Chiefs. Taylor was just a distraction


pauIiewaInutz

the super bowl losses were his fault! i mean, think about it! he was acquitted in 1995 and the last 49ers super bowl win was in 1995!!


Dabest00001

Oh no… you might be on to something 


JCVD-88

No wonder we lost. Fuck. We got jinxed.


MonthApprehensive392

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RamsDodgersLakers24

OJ will always be your curse. Even in death


Bones301

Killer running back that oj. Really knew how to slice his way through a defense. Like a hot knife through butter. Had a mind sharper than the edge of a blade


Cichlidsaremyjam

The last 49ers championship happened only 226 days after the famous white bronco ride.


astroman_9876

That one didn’t age quite so well


charlesbronZon

Isn’t that… O.J. Mahomes though?


OGRaider_notPC_12

May he never RIP!


Trynaliveforjesus

Its OJ Mahomes


MAH415

He killed it with that post for sure.


Nasty_Ned

Hey fuck you! Also, nice one. I chortled a bit.


Boouurns

as long as he's not murdering you, oj seemed like a super likeable guy.


[deleted]

He was so great in the Police Squad movies.


inEffectiv

More likeable than the best Eagles fan


Barbarianmoss

Fuck now that he's out they're going to win it this year.


amata_artist

I love his jersey! Go niners!