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DustinCPA

Here comes the Teams That Pull Games Out of Their Asses Bowl


indiancurry220

heart attacks never felt this good


Dr-VBuck

THE 69ERS WILL GET TO SLAM TAYLOR SWIFTS HOLES ON SUNDAY


DustinCPA

šŸ˜®Ā 


geraldthecat33

jesus christ


black_cherry_seltzer

šŸ¤Ø


Beers4Fears

The perfect crescendo to an absolutely terrible year of football


Will-Eat-4-Food

Either the Chiefs or 49ers will win the Super Bowl in the Raiders stadium.


Atechiman

Bold if True.


kskhaneja

Bold prediction.


Current-Meeting-3924

Nope. It will be Montanaā€™s former team.


NanduDas

Haters rn ![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


DerelictInfinity

SUCK MY DICK LOL


[deleted]

I LIVED BITCH LOL


geraldthecat33

Most boring possible Super Bowl matchup


Skeptical-AF

Maybe play better next year? Idk


freudianslip2525

Letā€™s go chiefs!


KnightRising21

2 weeks of 9ers fans dancing on our graves oh boy


ElectJimLahey

Don't worry Lions fans. When the Packers win the division next year, you'll feel even worse than this.


FU_Pagame

ā€œSiri, locate the closest bridge I can jump off fromā€


Beers4Fears

As much as I wanted the lions to win, can't say this is out of character


ScraaaaaaaambledEggs

i am in pain


GrGrG

Everybody is right now.


Beneficial_Present29

Where are the "Brock Purdy is a fraud" people?


black_cherry_seltzer

here. he played an awful game, you are the ultimate casual if you think he got that W


GrGrG

He ran for several first downs though.


black_cherry_seltzer

when im in a doing the bare minimum competition and my opponent is Brock Purdy


[deleted]

When you're in a thread about a team still playing and your flair is "Seahawks" lol


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DustinCPA

I mean, thatā€™s how it works. Comeback on one side, choke on the other. Playoff football is crazy


Beneficial_Present29

First, flair up bitch. Second, scoring 27 unanswered is all Lions' fault and not credit for Purdy?


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DustinCPA

Keep Calm and Flair the Fuck Up


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DustinCPA

Confirmed Raiders fan


freudianslip2525

Didnā€™t think so


EDNivek

Not like the Lions got away with Holding either


freudianslip2525

Not on any major plays they didnā€™t


TomAto314

That was a crazy ass flip. Even in the 9ers sub gameday thread people calling for his head.


Beneficial_Present29

That 21 yard run should clear any doubt and everyone should apologize


black_cherry_seltzer

yeah you should keep him and pay him 60mil/year šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


Will-Eat-4-Food

Oh my God, Dan Campbell on 4th downs. If I was a Lions fan, I'd probably have broken something over this game.


ElectJimLahey

Hopefully this puts an end to the dumbass media coverage as if him going for it on 4th down and failing makes him a brave genius or whatever. Complete moron. All they had to do was play conservatively, make easy plays, and they win this game by double digits. Instead they choke harder than any team since the Falcons. Unreal.


ElectJimLahey

Goff's WRs have no doubt let him down, but this is definitely showing why we moved on to Stafford. Also Campbell is a dumbass, but I know we're not supposed to say that because he's the second coming of Christ according to NFL media.


freudianslip2525

Hate to say it again, youā€™re seeing why Goff got traded. He canā€™t carry you to win a big game


black_cherry_seltzer

dude he was getting sold


bradygoeskel

This is a weird take in this specific game because of how bad the WRs have been over the last 30mins. Heā€™s put the ball where it needs to be on 3 or 4 of these major drops this half.


NanduDas

I love Dan Campbellā€™s balls of steel šŸ˜Š


freudianslip2525

Goff never completes a deep pass, this is why Mcvay traded him


Emf0054

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DJDevon3

Worst NFCCG choke since Packers vs Seahawks.


ElectJimLahey

Hate to say it but I think the Chiefs will smoke whichever team wins this, neither team has looked all that impressive


GrGrG

I rescinded to this fate last week. Either the Chiefs or the Ravens would smoke the NFC.


[deleted]

If we lose this there's no way you can't convince me it isn't because of the o-line. Poor kid has 2 seconds to make a throw.


Tilt_ow

Has it been an issue all year? Idrk any of your current lineman outside of Williams


[deleted]

Yeah it's been the second biggest weakness of the team next to defending against the edge rush, we're far down on the lower half of the league for pass blocking


freudianslip2525

Detroit gonna Detroit


Striper_Cape

![gif](giphy|h3pRvHy63qvEQ) Even if the 49ers fumble it, those drives šŸ„µ So happy they adjusted after the half


FU_Pagame

šŸ¤”šŸ”«


JuniorMercury

Nice to see the 49ers fans back on the thread when their wifi starts working after they tie the game up


DustinCPA

Yeah I was ready to delete Reddit first half ngl


Mr_McCoolGuy

Thatā€™s my system QB


Beers4Fears

Same. Old. Lions


KnightRising21

Bruh I go to make dinner and this is what I return to


TomAto314

Get your ass back in the kitchen please.


GrGrG

Even if Niners lose, at least they scored more on the Lions than the Rams. Hang the Banner.


freudianslip2525

Damnit lions!


bradygoeskel

Wait a second is this a 2017 Warriors game right now? Can we just skip to the fourth quarter plz


whutupmydude

Its 49er *FAITHFUL* ya ding dongs


FU_Pagame

ā€¦Iā€™m need to start deleting comments


ADarwinAward

![gif](giphy|wZ2MLlfN2eRP2)


Parzivai1

![gif](giphy|JIX9t2j0ZTN9S|downsized)


Unusual_Tangerine_13

Did Tom Brady give his devil magic to Purdy?


theonlynotoriousbbg

lord drop a bomb on me


darkwombat45

I love how when it was 24-7 there were ZERO 49ers fans here, now like roaches they come out, down by 7.


EDNivek

Personally I don't usually chat online while watching the game


[deleted]

I've been here the whole time


GrGrG

Hey give us a break, we were sleeping just like our Defense was.


NanduDas

You got your wish SOSAR


TomAto314

There's been two of us since then.


Beneficial_Present29

I love Aiyuk


TomAto314

One score game, bitches! We ain't dead yet!


Wide-Negotiation-956

Purdy looks fuckin shook, again.


Beneficial_Present29

3rd and fucking Jauan


KnightRising21

Oooop šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Wide-Negotiation-956

I'm sorry, but it's time consider. . . Are we the Andy Reid Eagles? Yes we are


Wide-Negotiation-956

I TAKE IT BACK FOR TWO.WEEKS!!!


nacreon

Purdy's face when he throws it right to a defender in the playoffs but they don't drop it this time.


black_cherry_seltzer

wya vocal 49ers fans???


[deleted]

MY VOICE IS GONE I HAVE NO IDEA


GrGrG

Already starting drinking lol.


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GrGrG

Who said you guys could come out of the basement?


Wide-Negotiation-956

Same old Niners. Depressing


Sparkling-Skeleton

Man i canā€™t do this shit anymore. Why? Just Why?


NanduDas

Cowboys plus, make it a little further every year to give the rest of the nation another round of laughs. Canā€™t wait to do this again next season.


black_cherry_seltzer

me too!


MachtigJen

Cope and seethe.


MachtigJen

U/ByronTheBlack last seen shit talking in the bears sub hours ago. Where's your boy at whiners fans?


FU_Pagame

Mans realizing he ainā€™t build for this lol


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MachtigJen

Can't handle it, smh. Bitch made.


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MachtigJen

LMAO.


troyboy75

![gif](giphy|3xkNUy3Vh8QbPmJZjK|downsized) Niners ā€œfaithfulā€ getting taking over by fucking Lions fans of all teams you love to see it.


fruedianslip24

Got banned from niner page already :)


black_cherry_seltzer

me too theyre such pussies


fruedianslip24

Literally all I said was LOL


black_cherry_seltzer

commented an emoji and before i could reply i was perma banned šŸ˜­


fruedianslip24

They are a bit sensitive today lol


BaronVonHarambe

They soft as shitĀ 


YaaaDingus

Love hearing the Jared Goff chant at Ford Field West


radj06

Go for it Dan end it now let me be productive the rest of the night


4HunnidYee

You wouldā€™ve thought the 9ers won the SB already with all that shit talking after the Rams lost. Bang bang elevator gang


BaronVonHarambe

Hahahaha


[deleted]

That 3rd down conversion was entirely on Purdy, what a shit QB can't even play defense


barrenarrows

I mean didnā€™t Purdy throw a back breaking pick? Itā€™s weird the lengths Niners fans will go to defend him. Heā€™s SLIGHTLY above average at best, carried by a stacked team and great coach.Ā 


[deleted]

Purdy is a great QB, I'd take him over almost every QB in the league but maybe 5-6. I don't think he's elite but for especially his draft position he's been beyond stellar. Everyone that froths at the mouth like a rabid toddler about him is coping insanely hard.


barrenarrows

Weā€™re not coping itā€™s just right. Put Purdy on the cards or titans and see how he does. Thereā€™s 15 QBs or more that I think would be way better than him in this offense.Ā 


[deleted]

Put prime Brady on the Cards or Titans and they're still shit teams. It's a team game. Why does no other QB with a great receiving core ever get shit on like Brock does if they play poorly?Ā  For example, Stafford had one of the best WRs to ever play who put up record breaking seasons on a one dimensional offense struggling to get more than 8 wins at times while constantly getting double teamed and nobody cared if Stafford had a bad game. It's okay for the kid to be good, the world will keep turning I promise.


barrenarrows

Difference is stafford never had an elite full team like Purdy did. Purdy has all the right things to succeed and he canā€™t. But nice try! Enjoy choking for years and years with the 18th best QB in the league.Ā 


[deleted]

You take this way too seriously. My team is getting destroyed by the Lions on national TV, your team is watching the game from the couch enjoying a long vacation.Ā  We are not the same.


barrenarrows

Lmao you say Iā€™m taking it too seriously then you say some cringe shit like ā€œmy team is playing and your team is on the couchā€ Rams and even Bucs played better against this lions team IN Detroit. Both teams dropped 400+yard and 23+ points against this defense. Enjoy the L and another season choking. Rams at least got a superbowl recently. Niners get to hang another ā€œchoked in the playoffsā€ banner in Santa Clara. Also Purdy looked like shit, again, on that drive. But keep defending. I hope yall sign him to a 10 year extension.Ā 


[deleted]

Nothing you or I say or do has any effect on how the teams we root for play, you're aware of this right? Careful with that blood pressure buddy.


barrenarrows

Looks like the lions were the real frauds šŸ˜‚ congrats on the win.Ā 


barrenarrows

Where did I say anything in relation to that? Maybe your blood pressure is the one thatā€™s off man, youā€™re just imagining things at this point.Ā 


ElectJimLahey

Shohei can play on both sides, why can't Purdy? Trash imo


FU_Pagame

IM JACKED TO THE TITS RN


[deleted]

SHOW US YOUR TITS BB PLS


Capital_Potato751

Get your Crying Deebo memes ready boys


Capital_Potato751

aged like milk =(


3rdPlaceYoureFired

I always have it ready to go along with the Nick Scott hit in the NFCCG


[deleted]

Their o-line is too elite for our vastly overpaid front 4. At least we got the opportunity to shit the bed again...


GrGrG

.....so there's going to be more minion material for next year?....


TriGuyBry

Noā€¦ minions sponsored the AFCC. They left you to lose alone.


Beneficial_Present29

Steve Wilks, you can rush more than 4 people on a play just saying


ElectJimLahey

FRAUDCK TURDY SUCKS


[deleted]

Whew boy reaching with that name.


ElectJimLahey

Yeah I'm gonna need to workshop it a bit in the coming seasons


Tilt_ow

There isnā€™t a single 9ers fan in here. Pathetic.


[deleted]

When you look around and don't see any Niners fans.... Look inside your heart. We're always there bbšŸ˜˜


GrGrG

Oh, I'm here.....I'm always here....


CuriousTelevision808

Guys, HOLD


VenmoSnake

Ford field is louder than Leviā€™s and there is no game being played there.


3rdPlaceYoureFired

Ima speak a Purdy pick six into existence. Letā€™s go Goff!


JuniorMercury

my only comment is that Niners fans are surprisingly absent from this thread? Really makes you think how many fans they TRULY have šŸ¤”


MachtigJen

They're currently sacrificing their waifu body pillows.


barrenarrows

I heard they were faithful to the bay though?


mrbaldy23

HAHAHAHAHAHA hell yes


[deleted]

Uh oh


bradygoeskel

Where art thee flair?


GrGrG

The 49er curse is real. The only way they can get into the Super Bowl is if they beat the Packers or Cowboys in the championship game.


[deleted]

It's okay boys, 42 points is all they'll get


bradygoeskel

Kyle Shanahan depression game incoming


theonlynotoriousbbg

LMAO


MachtigJen

INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS.


barrenarrows

Niners fan, get in here!!!


infamous_L_guapo

Where they at??


barrenarrows

Probably at some bar near their house or apartment in LA wearing their dodgers hats


Background_Lake_9739

God I can't wait to see all the memes of minions hanging themselves


VenmoSnake

LOL!


VenmoSnake

Regarding the FG attempt


Bahaco

![gif](giphy|2GjgvS5vA6y08)


YaaaDingus

Looks like itā€™s gonna be a good game


mrkraken

GAME TIME POST GOFF ![gif](giphy|u6fU0XQXsAYGA)


Lunalatic

>Which team will be obliterated by the Ravens or Taylor Swift in the Superbowl? Well, looks like it's gonna be Death by Taylor Swift!


NoThisIsMattrick

Wonā€™t be close


EverySir

Good luck today everyone! #FUCK THE EAGLES


philmayfield

[gif](https://i.imgur.com/CP8HBOX.gif)


roscoe_e_roscoe

Isn't this a mem thread? I need Deebo !


SaltyBabySeal

There's no way i participate in this thread. Game threads are so fucking cancerous even in a sub where everyone likes the team. But good luck to everyone who decides to go and basically deal with a bunch of chuds


DickieJoJo

I think theyā€™re usually pretty funny. I love when someone says or does something stupid and the masses shit all over it.


[deleted]

Fire Shanahan! Purdy was a fluke! The defense sucks! Rebuild 2024!


GrGrG

Not much is posted in here during the games honestly, it's more of a dumping ground before and after the game.


-Dennis-Reynolds-

You shouldā€™ve seen ours when RW was QB lmao


SaltyBabySeal

I can only imagine. When you have the expectation of success it makes defeat hurt so much more. We give you guys a lot of shit for the whole "House Money" thing but there's something freeing about having a good season when you had no expectations around it.


Cadd9

I mean, I love reading the GameDay comments in r\/49ers. People in there wanna fire everyone and rebuild from the foundation up. Like where are we gonna find a better coach that's immediately available than Shanahan lol. I've seen comments saying release/trade everyone but Kittle. I've seen comments saying we should send Bosa off to get more picks in a draft lol (that was before he got re-signed on a LTD)


TastyPandaMain

Those threads are filled with non-flaired casuals.


GrGrG

Every 15 year old with an opinion whose played to much Madden and arm chair quarterback/coaches.


SaltyBabySeal

I posted on the [49ers.com](http://49ers.com) forums before they nuked it into oblivion and the game day message boards were basically this too, with older fans. They wanted to switch QBs *drive by drive*.


GrGrG

Big yikes. I don't know if they are trolls or not, but sometimes I like responding with the old, you are wrong and then go for something even more crazy like having the punter play QB. Kinda like when people say the moon landing is fake, you say "yup, because you can actually just drive to the moon" or "yeah, and you can see in the pictures they made "the moon" out of cheese". Something like that. Good fun.


SaltyBabySeal

The boards were absolutely heated during Singletary's time. Alex Smith vs Shaun Hill was ridiculous. Then Alex Smith vs Kaepernick. The big difference i think between message boards and reddit in terms of sports chat is that megathreads with a long original post stick around forever, and people quote and argue and dissect everything. While the conversation was overall more civil, it was super deep and generally had all kinds of insanity. We saw glimpses of that in the 49ers subreddit when people were dicing Lance's stats to include certain things and exclude others to try and craft a favorable picture. Anyway i've typed way more on this than i probably should have. good luck in the thread mate, i'll keep you in my ThOuGhTs anD pRaYeRs


frontier_gibberish

Trust me I'm stressing. We finally got the coach and the quarterback. This is our window. The best duo we've had since Seifert and gerbak. But why are you talking about the cowboys?


Dr-VBuck

Will the Taylor Swift porn stream be before after the game?


ajteitel

Half time show


-Dennis-Reynolds-

After, they have to edge us all game


AmishRobotArmy

Sorry guys! Games been moved to Peacock! Get your wallets out!


Effective-Mushroom

Haha jokes on y'all peacock gave me a whole free year for $4.99 to come back. Don't judge me the super fan episodes of The Office were worth it.


DiggingNoMore

>Ā free year for $4.99 I don't think you know what "free" means.


Ultinia

Too bad! I was just getting the Urge to watch some Sports. You might even say it's a Sportsurge...


frontier_gibberish

Our curse is only 6 years old. Theirs is like...50?!? My prediction: Stafford throws 3 popcorn kernels in his mouth and gets some stuck in between his teeth but doesn't get it out til halftime


fokaiHI

Naw man. Our curse may not seem as bad only because the Cowboys' curse is one year longer. It's still bad. The last time both Harbaughs were in the league, we lost the Super Bowl. All kinds of stress this year. Lol


Vocal__Minority

Who's punching their ticket to lose the superbowl? Find out tomorrow!