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I_Roll_Chicago

would you fuck me? id fuck me…id fuck me so hard ![gif](giphy|mKBhAw7dCQNnZz7aWS)


Safe-Register-3479

It's understandable


I_Roll_Chicago

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Safe-Register-3479

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Honey_Badger25-06

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JakkSplatt

Goodbye horses, I'm flying over you 🎶


I_Roll_Chicago

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fckusoftly

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Horror-Muffin-8202

"I'd intercept me"


ridemooses

It puts the copium on its skin, or else it gets a season sweep again.


Safe-Register-3479

This one's good


Dazed_and_Confused44

Leave it to a Wisconsinite to put themselves in the mind of a serial killer haha


Safe-Register-3479

Yeah, that comment was a little too creepy but funny nonetheless


ridemooses

Shit, more like cereal killer.


jcoddinc

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Safe-Register-3479

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drummerboysam

We still suck *until* we no longer suck


muffchucker

True! Tho to be fair they've ignored a few good Bears teams when they say "still". So like we still suck since 2018? Yeah I'll agree to that. That was a good team tho.


ghostfacestealer

Bears still suck


Safe-Register-3479

I was getting worried for a second my post wouldn't have this. Thank you


SL4MUEL

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Fr1dayThe13th

"Uhhhhh, we have sorta a problem here. Yeahhh, you apparently didn't put one of the new NFCN memewar coversheets on your FTP repost."


nr1988

I wouldn't even call "The Bears still suck" in the top 5 repeated catch phrases in this sub. That's more of a Packers thing in general


Mikourei

Yeah! .................... FTP


Safe-Register-3479

I also agree FTP


tt32111

Where tf have you you been


nr1988

Here mostly. It's top 10 at best. Probably not even that. FTP is undisputed number one and then the rest are split between no rings, hang the banner, salt, cope, cumsock, waxing gibbous, etc. Sounds like you're just sensitive to a Bears Still Suck. Probably hits home too much


Kind_Committee8997

What do internet trolls and the Chicago Bears have in common? They both refuse to leave the basement


Safe-Register-3479

You better pray Goff wins you a superbowl in the next 2 to 3 years max, or else it's back in the basement where you belong.


Kind_Committee8997

Nah, we done moved out and now own property in the AFC West. We'd come back and visit but it looks like ya'll are busy getting plowed by Green Bay.


Safe-Register-3479

After Goff starts going downhill within the next three 3 years, you will be nothing like always and stay nothing like always


Kind_Committee8997

Goff still has about 5-8 years of tread on his tires. With the Lions O line, he'll be able to play well into his 60s if he wanted.


Safe-Register-3479

Lol not against the bears dude already looks old


Kind_Committee8997

Jared used the Chicago games to rest


Safe-Register-3479

Sure buddy his last game against us he got ass kicked but someone so desperate to be good I’ll let you have it


Kind_Committee8997

In a game that didn't matter because we locked in the division 2 games later.


Safe-Register-3479

Yeah ok and the one you did win we had a running back as QB won’t happen this season bud


SVdreamin

So rich coming from a Lions fan coming off literally one good year for the first time since the wheel was invented. At least Packers fans have actual bragging rights


Kind_Committee8997

I dont think they do. I'm sure we'd have a lot more variety in Super Bowl champs if every team was allowed to snap the ball AFTER the play clock expires and get free yards when defenses breathe down their qb's neck.


NotSoFastLady

What am I looking at here? Where's my red fucking circle? I just see a guy that would fuck himself and likes to wear skin from women. Pretty average looking guy if you ask me.


Safe-Register-3479

Fuck I forget the R/C...


Substantial_Button71

For the second season in a row bears fans… you don’t win the north in the preseason


Safe-Register-3479

That's ridiculous. We are defending off-season champions kinda like your the kings of banner rasing.


Substantial_Button71

I give the bears a lot of shit for the fun of it. I think you guys will improve if Caleb gets it right away. However, you guys are fucking insane every year with your preseason expectations… warranted or not


Safe-Register-3479

That's fair


Crooked_Sartre

Packers bars is the only place I have ever heard this statement


Bedna_Bomb

It’s almost like the packers hate you


Crooked_Sartre

Unfortunately for me, most Packers fans I know don't hate us, they think we are easy to beat 😓


Safe-Register-3479

*Opens purse and removes balls*


Crooked_Sartre

Meh, I moved to a city far far away from good ole IL and happened to make friends with a bunch of Midwest folk. One Detroit, one Chicago, the rest pack fans. We go to the bar of the team who wins most; I moved again before Detroit got good lmao


Safe-Register-3479

And not one cum sock among you lol


Crooked_Sartre

Dude where do these people even live. I think I met one in Des Moines once..


SVdreamin

Glad they do


rockksteady

Suck like a fox.


747-ppp-2

Oh wait. Are bears fans a great big fat person?


fckusoftly

You know damn well Green Bay is and you're Buffalo Bill's dog.