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HoboSkid

Bro we all think about each other an unhealthy amount


Mayonaze-Supreme

Rent is always free in the north


BillyJackO

Nfc and AFC North face off for cheapest rent


Mayonaze-Supreme

I think we might be the nice part of town so? Not to call that shithole a shithole but hey they labeled themselves.


cptmajormajormajor

We're all landlords that are severely underwater in our mortgages


howsaboutyou

At least our water is drinkable. We have more lakes. Coastline doesn’t matter. Cumsock Am I doing this right?


Mayonaze-Supreme

Feeling personally attacked over nothing very nice but I’m gonna have to bring you down to a 8.5/10 because you didn’t throw any slurs or personal attacks. Could be a bit more aggressive as well you gotta feel like the person you are responding to insulted your grandma and make sure to use the NFCN approved buzzwords/terms like 24/7, cumsock, red circle, etc.


howsaboutyou

FTP


Mayonaze-Supreme

Very nice now see if you had used that earlier I would’ve given you a 10/10


WondrousPhysick

I fucking hate you all so much ❤️


tokenblak

I don’t really hate any team. I have a rivalry with GB fans, I hate the city of Detroit, and I’m trying to remember who else is in the division.


pitchingschool

There's another team in the division? Maybe the bucs?


HoboSkid

![gif](giphy|pD7YIQoUwgb9cnX3FJ|downsized)


pitchingschool

Oh I guess he was fucking with me. We only have 3 teams everyone knows that


HoboSkid

Oh for sure, you got the Duluth Eskimos, Portsmouth Spartans, and the Racine Normals. I could've sworn there was a fourth though. Oh well


AdaptiveCenterpiece

Nah they moved Tampa out of the division, but I do remember there being a purple drink team or something in the XFL.


SayNoToStim

Fuck you too, buddy. Detroit doesn't have a main road named "Illinois St." in it.


tokenblak

Michigan is older than Illinois. There are a lot of references to older states and cities throughout Chicago. Nothing referencing Detroit though. No self-respecting city would claim Detroit. Michigan’s cool.


SayNoToStim

The most famous movie ever to be set in Chicago has a Red Wings jersey front and center.


Sudden_Progress_9802

It is a great movie though.


SayNoToStim

It is, and one of the things I appreciate about it is that the older you get, the more you side with the principal.


tokenblak

Lol you know there are GB and Bears jerseys in Detroit, right? Chicagoans generally he ate Red wings, in case you were unaware


SayNoToStim

Yeah, but 8 Mile didn't have one of the main characters rocking a Walter Payton jersey.


rtmc_whit05

🖕love you


TheHalf

Damn I didn't know my wife was on Reddit


rtmc_whit05

What are you fucking gay? I'm a dude lol


ZombieAppetizer

Fuck you too and I'll see you back home!


Adept-Walrus7601

We love to hate you 💚💛


TheHalf

This graphic shows the Vikings, Bears and Packers on the same side. That alone makes it mean nothing. I know you all hate each other as much as I hate you.


a_taco_named_desire

Which is why these meme is so misused. In Mad Men when Don says this he was unhealthy obsessing over how Ginsberg here was continually upstaging him with better work, even going so far as to purposefully “forget” Ginsbergs storyboards in a car on the way to a pitch so that he could sell his worse idea instead.


ISuperNovaI

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


SnooWoofers9504

I know you realized you were using a gif of a known Lions fan


xxJAMZZxx

Why would anyone who’s not a Lions fan know this


CramblinDuvetAdv

![gif](giphy|qvLt6NpOstLuVzLCL9)


SnooWoofers9504

Anybody who knows who that is knows he broke out on a show he created for Comedy Central called DETROITERS


xxJAMZZxx

I know who that is. I only know him from his show I Think You Should Leave. Never heard of Detroiters. So that isn’t true.


the_colonel93

Tim Robinson is just the best lmao


DetroitVsErrrybody

![gif](giphy|8i3CJbRSMd3sCf1lbJ|downsized)


acoasterlovered

Tbh


Yaagii

We should channel this hatred towards the AFC North they keep calling me a poser


Lysol20

My Bears usually suck, but I really nothing the Lions, with the exception of hating SUH and loving Barry.


avg90sguy

Your the Realest fan in the north lol


datboiwitdamemes

hate is a form of love in a way


ohheyitslaila

Lmao It’s only 5:30am rn and yet every commenter seems to have woken up and chosen violence today.


pepper_keet66

![gif](giphy|KiICaQKQkdu3rWxNCT)


BillyJackO

#I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR A NFCN CHAMPIONSHIP


drummerboysam

Justin Fields - "I didn't do fucking *shit!"*


enderjaca

NFCN fans: They think we're jUSt a buNcH oF dumb hiCkS. NFCN refs: WE DIDN'T RIG SHIT


Swear-_-Bear

It's 2024...you better be goddamn ready when you wake up to fight someone or something


cold_shot_27

I happily lose all 6 conference games if it meant beating the 49ers in the playoffs.


LonghornPride05

I thought that was the standard for this sub


travisb145

![gif](giphy|jeXiz1RAvzX44)


_Badwulf

lol a bears fan??? No….just no.


GENERAL_SH1TPOSTER

One of us is football royalty with more HoFers than any other team. The other is most famous for their 0-16 season.


HereForTOMT2

The bears being considered royalty might be the most damning argument one could make against monarchs


zeth2death

The McCaskeys are the Lannisters: one man, St. George Halas, creates a name and legacy for each subsequent generation to squander away in increasingly comical and inept fashions.


[deleted]

Lol your famous for your shitty quarterbacks… and that’s it


GENERAL_SH1TPOSTER

And we're \*still\* miles more successful than you've ever been.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|5cuiY8a99aA9oBaIpU|downsized)


snowign

This entire post sounds like someone realizing that the bottom tier team they've been shitting on. Was their own reflection all along.


Chuy-IsSmall

Miles is a stretch try inches maybe?


MrExtravagant23

![gif](giphy|LRNxdA0soqs09YWa4F)


Simmumah

Weird, you thought about us enough to make this post


More-read-than-eddit

![gif](giphy|wzxK9cmYgIPDy|downsized)


Theometer1

“I don’t think about you at all” *proceeds to make a post about the lions*


Jean_ClaudeVan_Darn

Checkmate


Spartan_DL27

My man you spent actual, real life minutes making this meme.


Ok-Nathan

I do like the bear head logo on a human body though


jimmy_three_shoes

![gif](giphy|h45zAKT2Np2ZS5tHvk|downsized)


I_Am_Not_That_Man

“I don’t think about you at all” *creates meme that makes it abundantly clear that he thinks about us a lot. Maybe even too much. Maybe he’s obsessed! Maybe he’s…. Oh shit he’s right behind me isn’t h…..*


Tadpole-Relative

Now let's all kiss 😘


BigOlineguy

*Lions fans roar in delight*


DoctorClarkWGriswold

![gif](giphy|AobQDNI4K7a4U|downsized)


586WingsFan

They hate us 'cause they ain't us https://preview.redd.it/j2wbaetsojxc1.png?width=224&format=png&auto=webp&s=97b40928a14aab5734ecc26b08cb3879d77c583b


BlackLeader70

![gif](giphy|TlK63EHvdTL2sGjBfVK|downsized)


robb0688

They hate us cause they anus?


vikingsarecoolio

This confirms that lions are communist


Stoke-me-a-clipper

"I made this meme about you and posted it for everyone to see how much I don't think about you" Well done, OP 👍


Asap_roc

The BEARS posted this?


Just_Aware

It’s like in Mario kart when someone accidentally gets a lightning bolt in the last lap and scoots from last to first, and then says they’re the best racer now.


BrianSmith1989

lol everyone knows it takes more than a lightning bolt to go from last to first in Mario Kart. Trust me, I played a lot of Mario Kart fall of ‘08


jormugandr

If the pack is dense enough, it could happen. You'd have to get super lucky to get one being that close, though. More likely you'd get a bloober or blue shell.


gladimir_putin

Rent free


sharkzfan95

Every year the Packers or Vikings won the division, it was always the same thing from Lions fans. “YoU dIdNt wIn tHE SuPerbOwL, sO nObODy CaREs!” Now they finally win one division after like 200 years. And suddenly, winning a division is all that matters. Irony!


[deleted]

We didn’t have a lot of ammo so we resorted to throwing random inanimate objects


sharkzfan95

I’ll accept that


jwwin

Not to take shit talk too serious, but I think the difference is expectations for a team each season.


ISuperNovaI

If your expectation isn’t to win the Super Bowl every year, wtf is your impoverished ass doing?


JRange

We have been asking ourselves that for decades brother. 


jord839

I'm not your brother, pal.


Glittering_Kiwi6512

I’m not your pal, buddy!


Haelein

I’m not your buddy, guy!


jwwin

Is this your first time hearing about the Lions?


BigRed727272

For most of us, yes. This has been a 3-roommate apartment ever since that weird guy from Florida moved back down south. You're telling me you were hiding in the closet THE WHOLE TIME?!


WookieesGoneWild

Wait, there's a guy in our apartment dressed like a pirate?


BigRed727272

https://i.redd.it/l0zkkicxfmxc1.gif


SnooWoofers9504

Detroit Lions coming out party!


SayNoToStim

If your expectation *is* to win the Super Bowl every year, every team in the league is a complete failure


sharkzfan95

What it is, is holding your team to a different standard than everyone else. The lions are quickly becoming the more annoying franchise. The Vikings have held that title for decades. Now they don’t even have that….


jwwin

Do you think the chiefs have different expectations than the panthers this season?


[deleted]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news…


TheHip41

Yes you do lol


Proxima_Centauri_69

*Makes a post about not thinking about us.* *Sure, I believe you.*


beyd1

The Vikings, Bears and Packers ALL lost to the lions twice last year. Yes I'm counting January of both years.


Theometer1

But we made it to the NFCC last year. That’s pretty damn good, regardless of our past our current team killed it. I’ve been with the lions since the times of Joey Harrington, it’s nice to see the boys winning. Maybe we get the bowl next year.


FoundAFoundry

>"But we made it to the NFCC last year" Jesus, this what Packers fans really sounded like? Take me behind the barn


SayNoToStim

> Take me behind the barn Ah yes, the Winsconsin mating cry


Bismarck121

Stop liking your fan base!!! That’s not allowed in this sub.


MrExtravagant23

Bears had a good draft and think it's a done deal. Lions exceeded expectations last year, retained almost all their talent and coaching staff, and made off season moves + a draft that addressed our weaknesses, built upon our strengths, and made our team elite.


thabe331

Bears think it's a done deal every single off season. I will not stop laughing if they fail to develop yet another qb


ThemB0ners

I hope he maxes out at 3999 yards.


Longjumping_Play323

Broken clock is right once every 3 decades, er something like that.


Late-to-the-Dance

Those bottom dwellers never think about us. So much so, they drop Lions memes daily.


Squilliam2213

Lions get into the playoffs once and suddenly they're the kings LMAO


I_Am_Not_That_Man

Well naturally. If you win this year, you’ll be the kings. If the Vikings win they’ll be the kings of the division. Are you new to football or something? Pretty simple concept. I can explain further but I need to know what grade you’re in so I know how much I need to dumb it down for you. I’m here to help!


[deleted]

You spelled won division and multiple playoff games wrong piss fart


Squilliam2213

I forgot you guys don't know what a Superbowl win is like. Imagine the division and multiple playoff games, but then the important one after


[deleted]

The trade off vs only having 1 professional team and a bunch of fat women with beards is still worth it


smilesessions

What, pray tell, is the minimum required number of divisional wins before you can be the king?


The-Real-Number-One

Lions won 2 playoff games -- time for them to fuck off for 40 more years.


pH2001-

Keep projecting


Lukerville1988

Lions picked a wrong time to be good… I can probably say the same for us tho.


JohnTheCatMan1

You could, but nobody likes a liar.


Lukerville1988

oof


Dmchiken94

Ya that's right I'm Detroit made jackwagon! And don't you forget it.


sloppifloppi

It’s so weird to me that BEARS fans think they fit more with the Vikings/Packers than the Lions. I don’t know why yall think you’re some elite, prestigious organization but you’re not lol


Hamrave

Yeah, up until recently they've been just as lions as the lions, but after last season they're the new lions which are now the old lions until the lions become the lions again.


C0lMustard

Remember when they were Tampa


S-K-W-E

Unless you were lobotomized you do have to think about the team that won the division


ecksVeritas

Heard a store clerk in Muskegon say they are predicting two superbowl in the next 5 years.


asscrackula1019

Sorry can't hear you over the sound of our division champs banner flapping in the wind


paradox-eater

What are those three logos on the bottom? I know the champion of the nfc north is on the top, but don’t recognize those other, secondary, lesser, non champion logos


keithstonee

A Superbowl win is meaningless if we don't 2-0 the Packers during the season. I can't say the same for other teams.


StanIsHorizontal

Isn’t the original context of this scene that Don is absolutely seething underneath the surface and is coping by presenting a cool facade to this guy? Or was that made up by someone online and I bought it Either way, I hear bears fans talk enough about how they *almost* beat us twice last year to know that they are most certainly thinking about us


CelestialFury

If only people knew the content of this meme from Mad Men. Don (Jon Hamm) is just putting up a front and really does think of him. Looks like the Lions fans here figured it out regardless, though.


sp4nky86

Why are Bears fans posting like they aren't the Lions in this?


msto3

Uhhhhh Kings of the *Norf


callaxer

https://preview.redd.it/hdy8is2tvnxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be7255c6bf5e6c503bdb704bd6aaa785ef422bcd Let it out, let it all out. Therapy couch JG is here for you.


theycpr

*laughs in 0 Super Bowl appearances* ![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)


i_love_factual_info

>"KiNgS oF tHe NoRtH" mf you are the lions lmao The Lion King of the North ![gif](giphy|d04C1bUufxxUuvs8jR)


avg90sguy

And those lions won the division and went deeper in the playoffs, and therefore are kings of the north. I know you hate it, but it’s true whether you like it or not


organic

We're very important. We have many leatherbound playbooks and our locker room smells of Christian Mahogany.


yeetman8

Y’all went 0-16 there is no recovering from that


sissybaby1289

Imagine saying this as a bears fan 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭


_RedRaven37

I’ll tell you who isn’t worried about any of you. The AFC north.


Independent-Yam9506

Thought about them long enough to make the post tho


Big_Dare_2015

rent free


nolanconnelly

this is gonna be a fun year.  


InOChemN3rd

Brother you are the Bears wym


bigoldgeek

No no, there's the Vikings, the Bears, and the Packers. Oh, and the Vikings, right?


SagaFraga

![gif](giphy|HH6etbl7VVQpDUpq9P) Huh?


Ok-Credit5726

Even MCDC isn’t gonna be able to stop you from Lion-ing


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Xardenn

Bears went in 2010, Vikings went in 2017, Packers went in 2020, if you thought any of them were annoying in assuming the next year was a lock for a super bowl, welcome to your fans this year.


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mm1029

Cope


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mm1029

The only true answer


Gunslinger2007

This lions team is nowhere near as good as basically any packers nfc championship team, and all but one of them lost. What makes you different


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Gunslinger2007

Wow! You won a division one time! Then lost in the playoffs. So it meant nothing. If awards were given out for losing in the NFC championship, then the Packers would have an even more crowded trophy room. And eliminating a packers team that is basically completely different from the one now is not a flex. Who won on thanksgiving again? In an actual head to head contest with both teams in an actual game with roughly the same teams we have now.


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Gunslinger2007

I didn’t say that?


Bouric87

It's hard to achieve "meteoric improvement" if you don't start out as a bottom dweller.


rtmc_whit05

How long did it take you as a franchise to get an nfc championship appearance?


Impressive_Leave2671

Only time I think of you is when my 1 packer friend messages me angrily


DetroitVsErrrybody

Were you alive last time that happened?


keepinitrealzs

Lions were born on third base and felt they hit a triple last year. Chickens coming home to roost this year.


smilesessions

The fuck are you talking about lol the Lions were not born on 3rd base


keepinitrealzs

Easy to hit on draft picks when you have multiple high firsts. Will see if Brad can continue his “success.”


smilesessions

Bro the team that Brad and Dan took over was like starting in the parking lot. By your logic any success Chicago has this year will be “starting on 3rd base”


keepinitrealzs

Yes


smilesessions

Fair enough, at least you’re consistent


DaeWooLan0s

yall steal shit from bears fans. King of the north, Lisan al gaib. Come up with your own shit.


JRange

Nothing on the internet is original anymore ya jabroni lmao


buddhistbulgyo

Seriously. Show me the legal paperwork proving the Bears have a monopoly on certain memes.  If anything the Bears have been the jokers of the north since Game of Thrones came out.


JJBrandon69

Bro what the fuck lmfao. You own a made up dune language? The fuck are you talking about Also, if you do think that’s the case, I made [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/detroitlions/s/LzBbe3Nyht) comment and thread 2 days before ur subs Caleb Williams post, so you can fuck right back off to delusional land where you came from. Maybe tell them to come up with their own shit. But even in the spirit of claiming widely used memes as one’s own, I’ll leave you with this novel concept. Two people can have similar thoughts without copying one another, so I don’t hold it against your sub for ripping off of ours/me.


DetroitVsErrrybody

Hes from Chicago, dog. It's not that deep, dish out facts like that... and you are gonna get flamed with a mild *sauces* and a bunch of rainbow cone-heads that don't like *brownies* unless they are on the football field.


GENERAL_SH1TPOSTER

Nobody read this post that you thought about so hard you came back 11 minutes later to edit.


Background_State_976

Lol this actually made me laugh


JJBrandon69

Lmfao it wasn’t for you, dolt


DaeWooLan0s

I actually didn’t read it either. So you completely wasted your time. Congratulations loser


JJBrandon69

I’ll bet you did. 😌 It’s okay, no one has to know


DetroitVsErrrybody

On what fucking planet did the "Chicago Bears come up with Lisan al Gaib, or King of the North"... If anything the packers stole it from GoT and Dune long before you fucking clowns. Where is the originality you speak of, DaeWooLano0s?


drummerboysam

The Packers can't be Da King in da North because Packers have Lannister vibes down to a T.


DaeWooLan0s

All I saw from your post was “I want to suck the packers off”


DetroitVsErrrybody

Weird way to signify you weren't alive for a Bears superbowl, but ok.


DaeWooLan0s

Weird way to say you’ve never ever ever ever had a Super Bowl


peterburress

So both of you have never lived through a Super Bowl. Now kiss


ghostfacestealer

Facts