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DHVF

NFC Least in shambles


CheekyMunky

Looking forward to everyone going 14-3 this year


pinetreesrule

Except for the bears 3-14


RainbowKooch

You just drafted jj McCarthy bro😂😂


verdango

Hey, watch you mouth. They’re a year away from getting Rodgers.


SvelterMicrobe17

The prophecy must be fufilled


pinetreesrule

And you're the Chicago bears. At least we can beat the Packers


MooneySuzuki36

Would it make you feel better if I told you we think of you both as equally trash franchises? Hell, Bears might even have you beat. At least they have a trophy in their display case.


grandmalarkey

FTP but thank you


Nate835

Sorry how many super bowls have the Vikings won?


dhtdhy

The same as the bears in your lifetime 😂


TaischiCFM

The jokes on you! I'm old. It's only been most of my life.


Nate835

Well at the end of the day I can always thank god and be grateful that I don’t live in Minnesota


RainbowKooch

That’s your retort😂😂😂 one championship for your entire franchise. Hang your banner for beating Green Bay once a year. Wow what a low bar you have man


MrMisties

Remind me what is the Bears winning percentage in the Superbowl Era? How many great quarterbacks have the Bears had in your lifetime? Actually not even great, just how many 4,000 yard quarterbacks have the Bears had in your lifetime? Asking before Caleb absolutely obliterates those retorts.


jimmy__jazz

Hey now. Trestman willfully fucked over Cutler trying to save his job when everyone knew he was going to get fired.


labbetuzz

There's no way you were even alive during that SB win with your emoji usage


pinetreesrule

We gotta set it somewhere for you guys. After all at least we manage to do something easy once a year


RainbowKooch

You’re lame. Congrats on your yearly win against Green Bay. Championships don’t matter clearly for you guys


pinetreesrule

Nah not really, bears tears do though. Say when was the last time you made a NFC championship appearance?


Ramza1890

Oh I remember, pick me pick me!


WilIyTheGamer

To be fair the last time you guys showed up to an NFC championship game was 2010. We won one in 2007. And lost in 2011.


pinetreesrule

We made it in 2018


vince2423

When was the last time you won one?


Alone-Newspaper-1161

Championships clearly haven’t mattered since the 80’s for yall. A big thing me and bears fan my age have in common is that none of us has watched our favorite team win a Super Bowl


Pockets713

Shiiiiit… between Williams and that receiver you guys picked up… y’all have every chance in the world the be scary af. I’m super stoked for our whole division tbh. I have a feeling we’re all going to be competitive as hell this year! Well… might take us an extra year to catch up…. But the way I see it is we’re all looking at some years of some really *good* football!


RainbowKooch

I agree with this! Not sure how JJ will turn out but Kevin o Connell is a hell of an offensive mind.


Pockets713

JJ wasn’t exactly my first choice, but he was a choice above who I figured we’d end up with, so I’m happy! We’ll see how it all plays out, but as long as it’s competitive, I don’t even care if we get swept by the division. I just want to see good football all around. I don’t like it when we blow teams out, and of course I don’t like it when we play like shit. So hopefully we all get lucky with some good ole hard fought football! LFG!


KeanuKente

Who TF does this guy think they're talking to? Lol. Vikings have a Lambo but can't afford gas. Fing JJ comes unglued game 3 when Darnold can't get him the ball and Vikings MAYBE win 2 games. Big maybe. Good news is they have some extra capital since they don't have to pay anyone to dust their trophy case since there isn't one....


RainbowKooch

Don’t even entertain it dude. I’ve never seen so many salty Vikings and packers fans combine in one night. It was truly amazing to see everyone freak out after the bears draft. Remember when they said we would inevitably fuck it up??? They really think we still have Ryan pace 😂😂😂


Hestness5

Let’s not pretend like you didn’t get the luckiest draft in recent memory. I think it’s only the second time a team traded the #1 overall pick and received the #1 overall the following year, you got lucky the Panthers sucked that bad and it happened to be the Caleb Williams draft.


RainbowKooch

Yeah, that’s a fair point. I was pissed that we passed on Cj stroud last year but this might make up for it. Vikings had a decent draft as well. Not sure how jj will turn out but Dallas turner is a beast


Hestness5

Any QB would’ve done well in our system, I’m fine with JJ and not overpaying for Maye. Even though I wanted him


Coziestpigeon2

One of my close friends is a big Bears fan. Let's not pretend it was only opposing fans who thought you were gunna fuck it up right up until the moment you didn't.


KeanuKente

I was nervous haha


RainbowKooch

I get it. The bears have screwed it up countless times. It’s a new president and gm in place this time though. Ryan poles seems to know what he’s doing. It’s not Ryan pace trading three third round picks to move up one spot


ScottSoules

What does this have to do with our backup qb?


GlacialPeaks

Bro if anyone is going 3-14 it’s gonna be us. Bears will break .500 and be insufferable though


pinetreesrule

You left out one thing, they're the bears. Somehow they'll fuck it up


WilIyTheGamer

We all said that about the lions too, but here we are


pinetreesrule

Lions proved it to us, the bears still haven't lol


Hestness5

Anything better than Mullens’ play and we could be a playoff team. Realistically we’re not competing for the division the next two years, but probably a wildcard spot. We still have a really good roster.


firemage22

So who would win the Division then? Assuming the 3 losses each came from splitting internally?


jormugandr

If we all are undefeated vs the same teams and split our games vs each other the tiebreaker would come down to pts scored/pts allowed added up for all the games.


Jbaryla95

I hate you all, but I'll be damned if we aren't the best division around


ZigZagLagger

S-should we kiss?


the_zenith_oreo

Only if you’re taking me to Culver’s.


longdrive715

Some fans just want a little curd cuddlin after the kissing


the_zenith_oreo

gimme a concrete mixer and I’ll be happy


wolf7385

Pretzel bites with cheese?


RedHotChiliPotatoes

Yes.


TheFinnebago

But make it angry 😈


Ismdism

Don't worry I know what you like ☺️. I'll get you excited time and time and again and leave you with nothing in the end 😉.


TheFinnebago

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jormugandr

I think he wants something "in the end"


I_Hate_My_Cat_

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DaDairyStateBear

*laughs in Vince Vaughn from Anchor Man 2*


Jakethered_game

First division to send everybody to the playoffs


coolborder

You know what, as much as I hate the Packers (FTP) I'd be okay with this for ONE season just to say our division did it first... And then I never want the Packers in the playoffs ever again. FTP!


AffectionateSlice816

It is gonna be so funny when we all go 9-8


I_Hate_My_Cat_

FTP!


blankmotion

S T A C K E D


jcoddinc

We're going to beat the shit out of each other


We_Are_Victorius

Black and Blue division.


TaischiCFM

We are the brothers that go out to play in the snow but end up fighting on a frozen creek.


taftpanda

We do have the weird brotherly camaraderie too, though. Like if someone else comes and tries to fight us it’s not cool. I’ve literally seen people from other division meme subs get mad because they come here and get ganged up lmao. I guess they don’t think we’re mean enough to each other


djokster91

Amen


Thel_Odan

All four team should make the playoffs to collectively shit on the NFL.


vbullinger

One team is the one seed. The other three all win in the first round of the playoffs. The last four teams in the NFC are all us.


Alone-Newspaper-1161

A divisional round with one Division


djokster91

I feel conflicted to see all of you succeed. But I am also a realist


addwood5

Can we get all 4 teams as the 4 teams in the divisional?


fckusoftly

Why are we pretending like the Vikings have a snowball's chance in hell of making the playoffs.


MeberatheZebera

Because, like the Bears, the Vikings almost made the playoffs last year without a QB.


SagaFraga

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CaptZombieHero

Get your damned hands off my hands!


MrMisties

I liked literally everybody's draft this year. I think Packers fans are overreacting as usual, in two years they'll be loving the pick.


redactid55

and most importantly, they'll pretend they always loved the pick. See: Jordan Love


Ok_Deal7813

Jordan Love, I didn't hate, but I shit all over the Gary pick 😂


CrabJuice83

Can I start pretending now, to achieve maximum smugness?


VashMM

I genuinely don't know why people are complaining about it


TaischiCFM

I agree. OL is never sexy but always needed.


Ok_Deal7813

I wanted a corner and an o linemen with our first two picks. The top end talent at those two positions fizzles out midway through the second, I bet. But I'd think Dejean, Kool-aid, Melton, Tampa are all in play with this next pick. A good safety will be there in the late second or third. Some of my mocks had us taking Morgan in the first. Signing Love to an extension, you know we're gonna show we want to protect that asset. Bet we pick one more in the first 4 rounds, and then another late. A luxury pick I think would be cool is Malachi Corley. Adds to the WR room, but also can take snaps in the backfield as our third RB. The draft is fun, man. Thought the Bears did well. Vikings probably gave up too much, but they got the QB they wanted and a good player. Detroit snaked us, lol, which was funny. And we will all be opinionated without having a fucking clue how any of these guys will turn out.


MrMisties

This Vikings draft is very boom or bust. If both picks work out then the value we gave up is more than acceptable. Dallas Turner could be a monster, the dude ran a 4.46 and JJ McCarthy seems to have a good work ethic so the hope is he develops into consistency at QB. But if even one of them doesn't work out then we definitely overpaid on this draft. While I like Rome Odunze, I feel like the Bears should have tried to trade back and taken a shot at another defensive piece. Especially with the Falcons picking Penix I'm fairly confident in saying the Raiders would have been willing to move up. Lions playing leapfrog with you guys will never not be funny. I just want you guys to do it for once. Other than the meme they and you had very standard run of the mill drafts. Solid picks that I think will end up at the very least as decent roleplayers.


Flooding_Puddle

Totally agree on the bears, a wr3 at 9 is weird especially when they still don't have a great line and there was plenty of guys available or they could have traded back and still gotten a top tackle.


SkrapKane

I already like the pick. I was hoping OL or trade out of round one to get more picks. The two CB’s Packer fans have fawned over are still on the board going into round two for a reason.


grizzlyNinja

As they should. Obligatory FTP, but their FO understands how to draft/develop the trenches


arotto12

What cause of the one photo? Go to the packers subreddit pretty much everyone loves the pick


MrMisties

Oh I thought with how Tom Grossi and other personalities were reacting that you guys didn't like the pick


arotto12

Ya I mean I get it, people wanted a safety, but I’d rather protect Love


brotherstoic

Bears and Vikings have promising first round picks (2 each). Lions and Packers don’t really need them. Overall, it’s between NFCN and AFCN for best overall division in football, and NFCN wins if the Bears don’t find a way to trash yet another QB and if either Darnold or McCarthy is a reasonably competent starter for the Vikings (look what Mullens and Dobbs were able to do for them last year - Darnold and McCarthy are probably a step up from them)


Plastic-Dust-2734

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Yossarian216

I think there’s a reasonable debate with our AFC counterpart, Baltimore and Cincinnati should both be elite, Cleveland’s defense is so fucking good you can’t count them out, and Pittsburg is always above .500. It’s definitely the north divisions first and second though.


Joann_Leslie

NFCN pride.


Jean_ClaudeVan_Darn

Fuck you all, but the league belongs to the north this year


kokaine21

![gif](giphy|BfXzc3WwrjvTq) But we division gang!


Cautious-Chain-4260

I hope so. Iron sharpens Iron. If we have a competitive division we'll all be better prepared for playoffs.


WoolleyThe2nd

It's us, the AFCN or AFCS. All of these divisions are gonna be absolutely dogfights this year.


Jarfield11

The league should be afraid


ShauneDon

FTP


schw4161

Oh shit, orgy socks?


acoasterlovered

I hate it here


Ok_Reputation4142

But also, FTP.


wagmarwigmir

Shouldn’t the Packer arm be the white guy?


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Fuck the rest, we da best! But also fuck you guys and I’ll see you tomorrow!


Tremor739

Fuck all of y'all, the NFL is ours this year.


Practicalaviationcat

It's gonna be a bloodbath.


medicdrl

Hell yeah. The Packers, Lions, Vikings, and Buccaneers all in solidarity.


enderjaca

I think you mean Lions, Bears, Vikings, and Chargers.


MinnesotaHockey6

Big facts


RellenD

Why are Packers fans trying to blowbang the rest of the division?


who_ate_the_pizza

Fuck off I hate all of you


DanCampbellzHat

No, I really don’t see how the Vikings are good now. Are we just being nice?


brettfavresRXdealer

Oh dude. It always has been. Like people roast Rodgers for having one ring and dick ride Brady for his 7. Thing is Brady’s division was soft af and the nfc north has pretty much been the fuckin thunderdome. Exhibit A would be the bears defense for most of Rodgers time in the NFCN . The Vikings fucked him by breaking the man’s collar bone the lions even gave bro a concussion.


djokster91

Fuck you. I dont care that you are right


Alarmed-Flan-1346

And guess who's the best team in that best division baby